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Spidey is swinging around the city one day when he sees two asian men, identical in appearance, about to face off in H2H combat. He swings to the ground, just as they enter the subway station where Neo fought Smith in "The Matrix."

Upon entering the station, he says "OK fellas, let's talk about this a second."

YuLaw launches himself at Spidey with his blinding speed, kicking Spidey twenty feet backwards, into the wall.

As Spidey gets to his feet, wondering how a human moved that fast, YuLaw and Gabe Law decide to join forces to kill Spidey.

Who wins? YuLaw and Gabe Law are at full strength and full speed, as they were at the end of "The One."

Probably the Asians, the movie showed they had arguably greater speed, definitely better fighters.

Doing both of them here borders on spite, son.

Forgetting that Spidey can web their ass?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Forgetting that Spidey can web their ass?

Forgetting that they move so fast at the height of their power falling sparks seem to stand still?

Forgetting that their asses are fast enough to make his webs a non factor?

Forgetting that Spidey has damage soak that the Law's can only dream of?

Originally posted by Robtard
Forgetting that they move so fast at the height of their power falling sparks seem to stand still? Spidey sense, dude.

But hey, if you guys think this is one sided, we'll do two scenarios:

1. Both Laws together, on the city street.

2. One Law at a time, in the subway station.

Better?

Both Green Goblins were tagging him, so was Sandman, they're waaaay faster than him. One Law takes a majority, both stomp.

If they are on the city street, Spidey can leap onto the walls, web his way out of their reach.

So they'll stalemate because Spidey runs away?

And they're fast enough to get to him, they can probably jump a fair distance, and run up the wall with their speed.

No, he isn't running away, man. He can web his way higher than they can jump, swing down and web them or attack h2h.

Make it a 2 vs 1 arm wrestling match and Spidey wins.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, he isn't running away, man. He can web his way higher than they can jump, swing down and web them or attack h2h.

They're faster than his webs, and if he's swinging down to hit them, he's just a moving target.

And Spideys damage soak and spidey sense should more than make up for that.

His Spidey Sense wasn't helping him against the Goblins or Sandman, whose speed was nowhere near the Laws in speed. And while his damage soak is crazy, he can be beat to a point that he's useless in a fight.

Yeah, and Spidey took all those hits and kept going.

So what, he's just going to get beat up by them until he passes out?

Mhm.