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Wikus, in the Biosuit: (District 9)

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versus

Colonel Quaritch in his AMP suit:

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The fight takes place on Pandora.

Wikus in a stomp.

The Prawn Biosuit was superior in every way...extremely powerful weapons, more maneuverable, more durable, etc....

Jake was actively fighting against the AMP after the bayonet broke off.

One thing, Quaritch was far better trained than Wikus. He knew exactly what he was doing, whereas Wikus was stumbling through it.


But OK, scenario two: Quaritch has six AMP Marines as backup.

Doesn't matter, Wikus will still rape him with all those weapons.

Even with 6 marines as backup(which is kind of stacking it in the Col. favor) Wikus still wins. Navi arrows were piercing through the cockpit of the AMP suits, Wikus' bullets and weapons would easily penetrate them.

Yeah, the glass cockpits of the AMP's, wtf?

Yeah, that wasn't very smart.

MAJOR design flaw to say the least.

Like Quaritch even needs his AMP. estahuh

What was he without it? Just a Marine.

"Just a Marine?"

Bah.

John Cena was "just a marine."

Colonel Quaritch is the absolute epitome of manliness and badassery.

And he got pwned by Sully. Doooooooooooooooooooh.

Nah ah.

It is all part of his master blood.

His blood dripping on Pandora will spread an infection, which will end all life on Pandora as we know it and allow him to take full control over the planet, which will henceforth be called Quaritchtopia.

Who do you think he is, McClane?

To compare a mere cop such as McClane to the awesome power of Quaritch is an insult sir.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight....McClane would rip Quaritch's spine out and use it as a toothpick.

Now were overblowing things out of portion......

Nuh uh we aren't. It's the ****in McClane.

Yeah and well Spider-Man can destroy the Death Star by punching it..............

Not if the shields are up.

I'm sure Riddick can shut them down.

Only if he has his goggles on.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight....McClane would rip Quaritch's spine out and use it as a toothpick. Incorrect!

Quaritch would just flex his muscles and shoot a molten hot stream of testosterone from the veins in his neck.

McClane would cast fiendfyre with his penis and roast the Colonel.

Wikus, easy. Only thing the marine-boy had going for his was massive rage due to his repressed homosexuality.

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Originally posted by NemeBro
Colonel Quaritch is the absolute epitome of manliness and badassery. Absolute epitome, eh?

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Not quite.

Hush yo mouth.

HOW DARE YOU CONFUSE BLACK DYNAMITE WITH SHAFT!!!

BLACK DYNAMITE IS WHAT SHAFT WISHES HE COULD BE WHEN HE GROWS UP!!!

Black guys a black guy to me.

Originally posted by KingD19
HOW DARE YOU CONFUSE BLACK DYNAMITE WITH SHAFT!!!

BLACK DYNAMITE IS WHAT SHAFT WISHES HE COULD BE WHEN HE GROWS UP!!! Must be misunducated. Real recognize real.