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The following movie characters are each given a used car lot. Each lot contains 100 used cars, all 2007-2010 models, and can price them as they see fit. They each get a secretary, a mechanic, and an assistant salesman:

1. Jerry Maguire
2. Leo Getz
3. Nelson Moss (Keanu Reeves in "November Rain"
4. Lt. 'Faceman' Peck
5. Harry Ellis (Die Hard)
6. Lando Calrissian


Who sells all 100 cars first? Who makes the biggest profit? Feel free to mention any others I might have forgotten.

Don Ready would slaughter them all in this.

Never heard of him.

Then you should look him up.

Nah, I won't allow a seasoned car salesman in this thread.

Either Getz or Ellis, prolly Ellis.

LoL I love how you deny anybody who trumps your guys man. Pretty comical. You should start specifying things in the beginning of your threads and stop changing things when stuff doesn't exactly go according to your plans.

Well, look at the OP, they are all not car salesmen. Not really fair to add a seasoned car salesman, is it? It's like making the thread about recruiting athletes and putting Maguire's name in the mix, he'd stomp.

Then letting Jerry be there is horseshit as well considering agents are nothing but salesmen anyway.

A salesman knows his product, dude, I was in sales. A kickass car salesman cannot step right in and be just as effective at recruiting athletes. This thread is about who can learn the product, develop the best selling strategy, who is the most ruthless, and who can talk the most shit.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Er....

Rudolph 'Rudy' Russo FTW

Nah, Ellis sells ketchup to women wearing white gloves.

Don Ready.

He moves cars mother****er.

Originally posted by Quincy
Don Ready.

He moves cars mother****er.

This.

Ellis negotiates million dollar deals for breakfast, nuff said.

Originally posted by Quincy
Don Ready.

He moves cars mother****er.

Actually, that Ted Danson character would bury them all. **** what was that movie.

You're referring to that movie with Whoope and Will Smith, and no he would get pimp slapped by Don Ready.

Really now? Even though I said earlier that seasoned car dealers are not allowed in the thread?

OK, Danson cleared a lot in one day.

Danson did indeed not clear a lot in one day. And technically Don Ready isn't just a car dealer he's so much more and much less at the same time.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well, look at the OP, they are all not car salesmen. Not really fair to add a seasoned car salesman, is it? It's like making the thread about recruiting athletes and putting Maguire's name in the mix, he'd stomp.


Accept it.

Originally posted by Quincy
Don Ready.

He moves cars mother****er.

Calrissian. Smooth negro ftw.

On the playground, a "Don Ready" is a euphemism for a hard on.


Don Ready rapes this hard. He isn't even a part of this contest and he STILL wins.

Why? Because he's got the goods.

If he was in this thread you'd have a point.

But he aint.

So you don't.

Have a nice day.

My point is valid:

Don Ready is such a good car salesman he manages to trump everyone in this contest despite not being invited.

You give away free hot dogs and put up an inflatable gorilla, shit's gonna go down.

Well damn, if you're gonna bring in an inflatable gorilla...

Originally posted by Quincy
My point is valid:

Don Ready is such a good car salesman he manages to trump everyone in this contest despite not being invited.

You give away free hot dogs and put up an inflatable gorilla, shit's gonna go down.

Don Ready is the Chuck Norris of all salesmen.