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Spicoli ("Fast Times as Ridgemont High" is high. He is in a diner munching on some pancakes. He realizes he is out of pancake syrup, so he gets up and walks over to the counter to ask for more.

Shaggy Rogers ("Scooby Doo" enters, hungry as hell. He looks over and sees Spicoli's huge stack of pancakes. Stomach grumbling, he reaches for one.

Spicoli sees this, so he steps over, spins Shaggy around, and says "Hey Bud, what's your problem?"

Shaggy says "Dude, sorry, I'm hungry!!!!"

As Shaggy says this, he grabs a pancake and starts eating it.

Incensed, Spicoli screams "You Dick!!!" and attacks Shaggy.

H2H combat to the death. Who wins?

Sean Penn kicks Shaggy's ass.

High or not this would be a brutal beatdown.

Spicoli didn't show any fighting prowess.

Yeah but it's Sean Penn.

No, it's Jeff Spicoli.