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Joker from The Dark Knight, grows bored of fighting Batman and learns of three deadly agents who, unlike Batman, will kill their enemies without compassion, and they are as follows:

1. Bryan Mills (Taken) - Kimberly Mills is on vacation with her friend in Gotham City, and is kidnapped by the Joker. Bryan travels to Gotham City to hunt the Joker down.

2. James Bond (Casino Royale/Quantum of Solace) - Joker phones M16 and tells them that he's the one who blackmailed Vesper Lynd and is the "mastermind" behind Quantum. M16 send Bond to take him out.

3. Jason Bourne (Bourne Trilogy) - Joker reaches a verbal agreement over the phone with Treadstone to eliminate Bourne, and the latter, after cleverly tapping the phone and listening to the conversation, knows that he's coming.

In all 3 scenarios, both Joker and his opponents are aiming to kill the other by any means necessary, with all of their resources available. Joker knows full well what each of his opponents are capable of and vice versa.

Kill or be killed, how well does Joker fare against each agent?

Note: This is NOT a gauntlet, it's three separate scenarios happening one after another i.e. even if he loses a scenario, he still moves on to the next one.

Any one of those 3 wont have an issue killing Joker, Batman does.

If they find the location of the Joker, I think they'll probably kill him.

The only exception being Bond, not too sure about him. He seems too 'rambo' for this type of fight. If he goes in without sufficient prep, which I'm sure the other two will do, he might not make it out. But on the other hand, he is the only agent that can get intel from MI6.

IMO, Overall in terms of probability of success

Bourne > Mills >/~ Bond

Originally posted by The Nuul
Any one of those 3 wont have an issue killing Joker, Batman does.

Yes, Joker knows of this, as stated in the OP. I assume that would've implied that he wouldn't fool around the same way he fooled around with Batman.

Mills and Bourne too easy

Bond not sure, but prolly so

...Bond got the gadgets and Sean Connery.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
...Bond got the gadgets and Sean Connery.

It's Craig bond.

I don't see this going well for Joker. He has neither the smarts nor the physical skills of his opponents.

Mills- Hmm. I don't know. He'll definitely kick the Joker's ass, but I doubt he will achieve his goal of getting his daughter back, due to
a) The Joker is a sadistic bastard
b) Mill's main strategy was some good Guerrero (Human Target)- style interrogation/torture. As shown, pain isn't something The Joker finds as a threat, leading only to Mills killing him, in which he will never find the location of his daughter

Bourne- The Joker is skullf*cked. I doubt the Joker will even be able to track Bourne. And Bourne has been outsmarting and evading The CIA (not mention infiltrating their facilities) for I think a couple of years. And Bourne knows the Joker is coming for him? Bourne will track the Joker down, probably pulling a Pam Landy call before he snipes him in the face

don't watch much Bond, so I'm not sure about him, but IMO, I doubt he'll live considering that unlike Bourne or Mills, he requires the resources and Intel of external sources to perform his missions. If the Joker is bloodlusted as you say, then he'll just lure Bond into a building and detonate the gunpowder...

Joker dies against all of them. None of them have any qualms about killing the clown. Not to mention he is deliberately pissing all of them off(or atleast 2 of them) by involving Vesper and Kim. These guys do not **** around. Joker does. Batman is atleast willing to play along with the games and fun. These three will not. Hell, these three would probably end Batman too fair and square so it's not a big deal.

Yeah, in hindsight this wasn't a very good thread. After thinking about it, Joker really doesn't have the training or physical capabilities to win this.

I probably should have put Batman against the three instead.

Batman would kill Joker easily too if he didn't have any rules that prevented him from doing so.

Indeed. I knew I should have used Batman instead doh