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Mac and Riggs have teamed up to track down two fugitives. They learn that the fugitives have the same plan as Seth and Richie, to meet up with Carlos at the Titty Twister, then head to El Ray.


So the two detectives head to the bar. They arrive an hour before the sun sets. They learn that they missed the fugitives by a day. Pissed, they decide to have a drink, then give chase. As they drink, Salma Hayek does her dance, giving the entire bar boners.

The same thing happens as in "Dusk til Dawn." The vampires lock down the bar and attack.

Riggs and Mac are both armed with a 9mm Beretta with two reloads each. They must fight as a team, survive til morning, and escape.

Jacob the preacher and his kids are there, along with Sex Machine and Frost.


So, do Mac and Riggs survive without being bit?

Seth and Richie showed far less skill/ability in just about everything regarding combat/survival then Riggs or McClane.

In other words not only do McClane and Riggs survive, but the whole group fairs better because of their involvement.

Remember, they have limited ammo. When they run out, it's h2h and cqc.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Remember, they have limited ammo. When they run out, it's h2h and cqc.

I understand that. As I said though these two outclass the thugs and bums in "Dusk 'til Dawn" by a fair margin-even in melee.

Gotcha. OK, forget the others. Mac and Riggs, alone, each armed with a Beretta and two reloads then.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi


So, do Mac and Riggs survive without being bit?

McClane easy, he has a bar full of make-shift weapons to use.

Riggs, he'd put up a good fight, but before the sun comes up, I think he's getting bit, probably while trying to do one of his sloppy spin-kicks. I'd give Riggs 50-50.

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane easy, he has a bar full of make-shift weapons to use.

Riggs, he'd put up a good fight, but before the sun comes up, I think he's getting bit, probably while trying to do one of his sloppy spin-kicks. I'd give Riggs 50-50. Oh do shut up. This is a fight where Riggs "sissy" kicks will come in way handy. If anything, Mac is gonna get bit trying to headlock a vampire while beating the shit out of another.

Riggs clears with ease. He clears with only a wooden stake.

Mac? He better go melee weapons the entire time.

McClane easy.. Riggs should as well

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Oh do shut up. This is a fight where Riggs "sissy" kicks will come in way handy. If anything, Mac is gonna get bit trying to headlock a vampire while beating the shit out of another.

Riggs clears with ease. He clears with only a wooden stake.

Mac? He better go melee weapons the entire time.

LoL, butt-hurt much?

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, butt-hurt much? About what? You made a false claim about Riggs, I was just pointing it out.

Mac and Riggs, despite their low ammo count, have far superior training and adaptability for their surroundings. They solo, easy.

Originally posted by Impediment
Mac and Riggs, despite their low ammo count, have far superior training and adaptability for their surroundings. They solo, easy. Matt, I said Titty.

You lost me.

Lulz Titty Twister.

Ah.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Oh do shut up. This is a fight where Riggs "sissy" kicks will come in way handy. If anything, Mac is gonna get bit trying to headlock a vampire while beating the shit out of another.

Riggs clears with ease. He clears with only a wooden stake.

Mac? He better go melee weapons the entire time.

Nah Riggs f**ks about too much. Too many assailants for Riggs (who gets captured every five minutes.... )

I think the inevitable question will be:
How long will it take McClane to kill Vampire Riggs.
(Not long at all, is my guess)

You alleged that McClane (Who raised Catholic, and was shown praying "Please god dont let me die"- And he didnt for 20+ years of ridiculously dangerous missions) was religious....so doesn't that make him a mean motherf**king servant of god, in your book?


Whereas Riggs prays to (and preys on) Roger's buttocks.

McClane goes on to El Ray.

they die.

in the movie Clooney and Juliette got extremely lucky by having Cheech knock down the door and let sunlight in right before they were about to get raped.

Well McClane's luck, by that rationale, will have them all nuked. (Whilst he lives, Indy style)

Riggs dies but Mac lives

Originally posted by steverules_2
Riggs dies but Mac lives

That's blatant Riggs-hate and I won't stand for it, sir!

It's safe to say he has about a 50-50 chance, depending if he keeps his cool and doesn't flip out or get himself caught, things he's prone to do. That mullet could also be a liability as is his knackered shoulder, so maybe it's closer to 40-60.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Riggs dies but Mac lives

The man with the hypno boobs is right.