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Thor and Hulk (Bana) are in downtown Los Angeles.

Hulk wants to be left alone, but S.H.I.E.L.D. has commissioned Thor to stop Hulk at any cost.

Both are at full health, Thor has Mjolnir, and Hulk is pissed.

Anything goes. To the death.

Thor, probably.

When Thor went all out, he defeated the Destroyer in one move, conjuring a huge thunderstorm and tornadoes to raep it.

By slamming Mjolnir to the ground, he destroyed the Frost Giant city, crumbling everything around him.

Thor is also much faster, and can fly, which is pretty kewl.

I chose Bana's Hulk because he was pretty damn good. Norton's Hulk seemed, I dunno, less able.

I wanted to use Ultimate Avengers' Hulk, but I don't know if that is fair, to be honest.

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@ 49 seconds in.

I liked when it bounced off Thors head. That was pretty funny.

Thor should win. Bana Hulk is superior to the Norton one but Thor is just too much.

Edit: Jeez, maybe they should give that dart gun to someone who isn't concussed.

Gonna go with Stalemate.

Thor is faster and has more destructive capabilities, but Hulk's damage soak/regen/anger will even things out.

this is one instance where hulk will not be smashing..

Originally posted by NemeBro
Thor, probably.

When Thor went all out, he defeated the Destroyer in one move, conjuring a huge thunderstorm and tornadoes to raep it.

By slamming Mjolnir to the ground, he destroyed the Frost Giant city, crumbling everything around him.

Thor is also much faster, and can fly, which is pretty kewl.


this is correct

Nothing Thor throws at Hulk will be able to put him out. Hulk tanked a nuke...

All Thor has to do is talk him down then wait for him to return to Bruce Banner's form, then proceed to hammer him in the head. Game over. (kidding, but I'd slightly go Hulk's way.)

Thor.

If nothing else can drop him Thor drops MJOLNIR on Hulkster.

Thor wins.

Hulk wins.

The Hulk fought a gigantic lightning cloud, and then tanked a nuclear explosion.

There is nothing, literally nothing, in Thor's arsenal that can put him down, whereas if Hulk manages to get even a single grip on Thor, he'll use his vastly superior strength to rip him apart.

Thor may be able to fly but you guys seem to be forgetting that in the movie at least he's a completely short-ranged fighter. Even with the tornado, it was simply a way to line up a finishing blow with the hammer. Also, Thor isn't faster than Bana Hulk, who possessed the reflexes necessary to dodge missiles and even catch one in mid air. Eventually Thor's going to get too close, Hulk's gonna get a hold of him and just wail on him until he stops moving.

Thor fanboys already? Hahahaha, man.

Hulk wins, just a matter of time. Thor's best move < gamma bomb.

Thor would have trouble with The Absorbing Man, imo.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Thor may be able to fly but you guys seem to be forgetting that in the movie at least he's a completely short-ranged fighter.

Actually not short-ranged Thor can throw his hammer

Originally posted by Robtard
Thor fanboys already? Hahahaha, man.
.

Pffft....

i was already one before the movie came out.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Actually not short-ranged Thor can throw his hammer.

Which wouldn't do much except piss Hulk off from the pain and make him stronger/larger, or Hulk could grab it.

And also as Nemebro brought up earlier conjure up a thunderstorm.

Originally posted by Kazenji
And also as Nemebro brought up earlier conjure up a thunderstorm.

Which will do what to Ang's Hulk? Hulk fought his father while daddy was an electrical storm and all it did was piss Hulk off further.

Thor's best bet is to stare at Hulk with his big blue eyes and pray Hulk calms down and reverts. Zoolander likely do better against Hulk than Thor.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_p6mS8Ov7-no/SjEEpVpIU1I/AAAAAAAAAH4/MtwnLTDs94E/s400/Zoolander+Blue+Steel.jpg

Ang Lee's Hulk destroy's Movie Thor without effort.




However, there was one line in the movie that was telling of Thor not showing his full abilities: Odin said Thor could have destroyed all of the Frost Giants by himself.

Pretty sure that was a Gamma Bomb, which would understandably not do jack shit to him.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Pretty sure that was a Gamma Bomb, which would understandably not do jack shit to him.

I'm pretty sure that was a nuclear missile that destroyed that town. Regardless of the bomb being "dirty" or not, it was still nuclear.

I meant when they 'nuked' him and his dad at the end. I distinctly remember the mushroom cloud being green. Though Youtube doesn't have the fight anywhere.

Edit: Yup.

http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/player/novamov.php?id=kmn85lu80n67e

@ 121.00. Not only is it very, very green but when firing it they say 'Gamma charge away'. Definately not a nuke.

Just checked and neither was the one in the past. Both were Gamma Bombs.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Ang Lee's Hulk destroy's Movie Thor without effort.

However, there was one line in the movie that was telling of Thor not showing his full abilities: Odin said Thor could have destroyed all of the Frost Giants by himself.

Loki said that.

Originally posted by Robtard
Thor fanboys already? Hahahaha, man.

I'm going to make a Thor vs. Karl Childers thread next.

Originally posted by Impediment
I'm going to make a Thor vs. Karl Childers thread next.

Give Karl an adamantium sling-blade; it's on.

Hulk had serious trouble with Gamma Dogs.



Thor's feat of destroying the Frost Giant city is better than ANY destructive feat of Hulk's, vastly superior in fact. The ability to casually conjure thunderstorms at will means that Hulk will also not actually be able to hit Thor because he will be floating in the air, subject to Thor's power.

Also, dadudemon, you're a buttface who does stuff like this, how would you like to calculate the previous mentioned feat of destroying the Frost Giant City?

Thor wins

Originally posted by NemeBro
Hulk had serious trouble with Gamma Dogs.



Thor's feat of destroying the Frost Giant city is better than ANY destructive feat of Hulk's, vastly superior in fact. The ability to casually conjure thunderstorms at will means that Hulk will also not actually be able to hit Thor because he will be floating in the air, subject to Thor's power.

Also, dadudemon, you're a buttface who does stuff like this, how would you like to calculate the previous mentioned feat of destroying the Frost Giant City?

By serious trouble do you mean sustaining no serious injuries? And, dude, and if those gamma dogs were as uberly amped as he was, it's really a plus for him, as he won.

Yeah, except it's implied that Hulk's power is nigh-limitless, remember when his father (who had just previously drained enough electrical-power to power a small city) tried to drain Hulk? Hulk's power ended up being too much. That and Hulk can throw shit, so a flying Thor, is just a target.

Hulk keeps getting stronger and stronger. Just a matter of time until he lays hands on Thor.

Edit: Hulk's also has an ace up his sleeve, a Wolverine-like healing-factor.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I meant when they 'nuked' him and his dad at the end. I distinctly remember the mushroom cloud being green. Though Youtube doesn't have the fight anywhere.

Edit: Yup.

http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/player/novamov.php?id=kmn85lu80n67e

@ 121.00. Not only is it very, very green but when firing it they say 'Gamma charge away'. Definately not a nuke.

Just checked and neither was the one in the past. Both were Gamma Bombs. The gamma bomb is a nuke.

No it isn't. Hulk is made and powered by Gamma radiation. It stands to reason that a Gamma bomb would do diddly to him.

Thor didn't destroy the city with that strike. It had like, at the very most a 200 foot radius. Furthermore, those buildings were all crumbling by themselves, as shown when they first entered the realm. Destroying them really is not that impressive of a feat.

Furthermore. '03 Hulk was literally unharmed by a barrage of missiles that carpeted a real city. So gtfo out of here.

Originally posted by Nephthys
No it isn't. Hulk is made and powered by Gamma radiation. It stands to reason that a Gamma bomb would do diddly to him.

In a the Marvel Universe it is. Which makes sense considering a Nuke give off enormous amounts of gamma radiation.

Originally posted by Nephthys
No it isn't. Hulk is made and powered by Gamma radiation. It stands to reason that a Gamma bomb would do diddly to him.

That's non sequitur. The gamma radiation forced a change in Banner's DNA that reacted with the gene therapy treatment his father expiremented on Banner and injected into him, when he was a kid. That's the extent of the Gamma Radiation effects. From there, we cannot conclude, with much accuracy, how he reacts to Gamma Radiation.

To address you point, directly, no, that's not correct. It would destroy all life in addition to the regular nuclear destruction which we clearly saw. In addition, the only time we see damage on Hulk is FROM the Gamma Bomb. What actually stands to reason (and the only non-baseless conclusion) is the Gamma Bomb being the only thing that could visibly harm Hulk which is what we clearly saw on screen. They used it on Hulk for a reason.

Also, the Gamma Bomb is quite clearly a nuclear weapon. It is, for all intents and purposes, a dirty nuclear bomb. Regardless, the destruction is clearly on par with a nuclear weapon because it totally obliterates that town Hulk was in. So arguing that it is not a nuke is actually a red herring: it means nothing to the actual point.

He's powered by Gamma radiation. He's overflowing with the stuff. In the final fight with his dad, there is literally gamma radiation pouring out of his chest. Gamma radiation would do jack all to him.





No we don't.



Nuclear explosions are not green and sparkly.

It is not a nuke.


Also from skimming through it looks to me like the explosion happened miles away from the house they were in. His house wasn't even affected by it.

Remember when that big frost giant creature thing attacked and then thor killed it by just flying straight through it really fast....yeah....

Originally posted by steverules_2
Remember when that big frost giant creature thing attacked and then thor killed it by just flying straight through it really fast....yeah....

Because it's safe to say Hulk is as durable as that beast. Yeah.

Originally posted by Nephthys
No it isn't. Hulk is made and powered by Gamma radiation. It stands to reason that a Gamma bomb would do diddly to him. Yes, it is.

It was a nuke in the comics and it was a nuke in the movie.

Deal with it.

Originally posted by Nephthys
He's powered by Gamma radiation. He's overflowing with the stuff. In the final fight with his dad, there is literally gamma radiation pouring out of his chest. Gamma radiation would do jack all to him.

Definitely wrong.

If he were overflowing with it, all humans around him would die.

Additionally, I'd like to see you support the claim that that stuff was Gamma Radiation, because, Gamma Radiation is so far beyond our human eyes to be able to pick up. For the simple fact that it is more like a cloud, we can see it, it's definitely not gamma radiation. Real gamma radiation is invisible to our human eyes (and to a very absurd extent) and travels at..........the speed of light.



Originally posted by Nephthys


No we don't.

Except that we do.

You may be confusing the 2008 Hulk for the 2003 one.



Originally posted by Nephthys
Nuclear explosions are not green and sparkly.

It is not a nuke.
I'd like to point out, again, that this line of discussion is irrelevant in addition to it actually being a nuke (meaning, it IS a nuke and whether or not it's a nuke is quite irrelevant.)


Originally posted by Mindset
Yes, it is.

It was a nuke in the comics and it was a nuke in the movie.

Deal with it.

I like this version of Mindset, better. Direct. Less questions.

I didn't mean literally.



The Hulk is powered by Gamma radiation. When has this not been a thing that was true?



Fantasy super hero movie says hi.

It looks exactly like the gamma bomb does. Its gamma.



I went through the entire movie looking for a scene of him getting nuked (other than the one at the end) and I found nothing. If you could direct me to this part, please do so.



'Its a nuke because it totally is a nuke, so its a nuke.'



This is sarcasm btw. Way to ****ing fail DDM!

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Thor didn't destroy the city with that strike. It had like, at the very most a 200 foot radius. Furthermore, those buildings were all crumbling by themselves, as shown when they first entered the realm. Destroying them really is not that impressive of a feat.

Furthermore. '03 Hulk was literally unharmed by a barrage of missiles that carpeted a real city. So gtfo out of here. That Thor attack definitely was bigger than 200 feet.

By the first time we saw the scene pan out it looked like it had already consumed a few football fields in Radius and they still got chased all the way back to the edge of the cliffs before it stopped.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I didn't mean literally.

There's no way that this statement could be true at all in context with your previous posts.

However, I'll leave it be.



Originally posted by Nephthys
The Hulk is powered by Gamma radiation. When has this not been a thing that was true?

Which version because Ang Lee's Hulk does not appear to be powered by Gamma Radiation, at all. It was just a catalyst for activating some genes. That's the extent of the role Gamma Radiation played in that version of the Hulk and no further "power-ups" were given from gr.



Originally posted by Nephthys
Fantasy super hero movie says hi.

Let's make sure I understand you correctly: You made up an attribute of the Hulk (it's also wrong as the movie contradicts your claim, as I've pointed out) and are now justifying that with "it's just fiction"?

You didn't support your claim so you cannot fall back on it being fiction, yet. If you support your claim that the movie calls it (I'll even accept commentary) gr, then I'll concede that the writers were complete idiots.


I'll save you time: Since I've seen the making of, commentary, and featurettes, I don't believe that much effort is necessary on your part.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I went through the entire movie looking for a scene of him getting nuked and I found nothing. If you could direct me to this part, please do so.

What you're doing is trying to skirt the point by pretending there's a massive difference between being at ground zero and a few hundred yards away from ground zero.

Originally posted by Nephthys
'Its a nuke because it totally is a nuke, so its a nuke.'



If that were my point.

You did see my pointS, right? You know, the ones that show that it's clearly a nuke (a more advanced version of a dirty bomb ("gamma bomb" is not new to Ang Lee's Hulk. ) and irrelevant because it had the same effects of a nuke.

Originally posted by Nephthys
This is sarcasm btw. Way to ****ing fail DDM!

Ahhhh, the ol' "it was sarcasm" ploy. I'm not buying it. If you want to troll someone, go bother RJ: he loves it.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Thor didn't destroy the city with that strike. It had like, at the very most a 200 foot radius. Furthermore, those buildings were all crumbling by themselves, as shown when they first entered the realm. Destroying them really is not that impressive of a feat.

Furthermore. '03 Hulk was literally unharmed by a barrage of missiles that carpeted a real city. So gtfo out of here. 200 feet. Harharharharhar, your eyes fail you.

And was harmed by Gamma Dogs.

But yeah DDM will you calculate that feat?

Originally posted by ares834
Nothing Thor throws at Hulk will be able to put him out. Hulk tanked a nuke...

Wasn't a nuke

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Hulk wins.

The Hulk fought a gigantic lightning cloud, and then tanked a nuclear explosion.

There is nothing, literally nothing, in Thor's arsenal that can put him down, whereas if Hulk manages to get even a single grip on Thor, he'll use his vastly superior strength to rip him apart.

Thor may be able to fly but you guys seem to be forgetting that in the movie at least he's a completely short-ranged fighter. Even with the tornado, it was simply a way to line up a finishing blow with the hammer. Also, Thor isn't faster than Bana Hulk, who possessed the reflexes necessary to dodge missiles and even catch one in mid air. Eventually Thor's going to get too close, Hulk's gonna get a hold of him and just wail on him until he stops moving.

Originally posted by The Pict
Wasn't a nuke gamma bomb = nuke

The gamma bomb is indeed a nuke. Says so here in the Marvel database:

http://marvel.wikia.com/Gamma_Bomb

Originally posted by quanchi112
I think comic fans tend to forget that the comics mean shit here, and that going by movie feats Hulk is way more impressive than Thor.

Not really sure who would win, leaning abit more towards Hulk though. But, wait, if Thor were to place Mjolnir ontop of Hulk, wouldn't it just keep him just there?

Lol, yeah it probably would.

Spoiler, I guess... He did it to Loki, just put it there on his chest like German poop, he eventually released himself from it though. I'm guessin' it was with his zappy teleportation trick though? Don't remember the scene pay-by-play.

Originally posted by Scythe
Not really sure who would win, leaning abit more towards Hulk though. But, wait, if Thor were to place Mjolnir ontop of Hulk, wouldn't it just keep him just there? yea until hulk gets pissed off enough to move it then Thors even move phucked

How sure are you he'll move it? It's anyone's guess.

Originally posted by Scythe
Spoiler, I guess... He did it to Loki, just put it there on his chest like German poop, he eventually released himself from it though. I'm guessin' it was with his zappy teleportation trick though? Don't remember the scene pay-by-play. No Thor summoned it back to him so he could break the bridge. Loki didn't move it or get out from under it.

Cool.



Then what is he powered by smartass? What was that luminous green energy that looks an awful lok like the gamma bomb that was pouring out of his chest in the final fight? Green Giant energy? You've seen the 'making of, commentary, and featurettes', coughbullshitcough so I guess you'd know.



No I'm pointing out that gamma radiation need not work in a scientifically accurate way inside a fictional superhero universe.



Actually I really don't know what you're talking about and I'm trying to get you to tell me.



So basically its a nuke because it made a mushroom cloud?

*slow clap*

Hulk getting blasted by gamma would have the same effect of tossing to Human Torch into a burning building. Jack. All.



I was talking about the thumbs up to your pisspoor attempts at assertiveness. That was a sarcastic thumbs up. It should really read as a thumbs down.







Originally posted by Nemesis X
The gamma bomb is indeed a nuke. Says so here in the Marvel database:

http://marvel.wikia.com/Gamma_Bomb

Movie only please.

Originally posted by Nephthys

Movie only please.

In that case, it's not a nuke, but it's comparable to a nuke. It produced a massive mushroom cloud, devastated an area and Ross even said "he couldn't have survived that" , despite seeing what the Hulk was previously capable of.

Ross is a stupid dick though.

Man.

Are you all really gonna make me go watch the ****ing 2003 garbage-ass Hulk movie again?

Hulk was good though. Better than the remake. I don't kow why they remade it, the first one was awesome. I guess it was too highbrow for the audience. I remember one review criticised it for being 'humourless.' No shit *****, it was actually trying to be a serious movie. And succeeded.

The first one was garbage.

I love how people who like bad movies defend it by saying it was "Too highbrow and smurtz for joo."

>:[

I meant that it was a serious toned movie with alot of talking rather than HULK SMASHiness.

Originally posted by NemeBro

Are you all really gonna make me go watch the ****ing 2003 garbage-ass Hulk movie again?

No need.

He gets stronger and larger the more he fights:

-Threw a 65 tons M1A1 Abrams tank well over a mile.
-Ripped a massive chuck of rock out the side of a cliff when his father 'went' into it(might have thrown this too).
-Dug his way out of massive amounts of rock rubble and under the streets of San Francisco

Very high levels of durability:

-Gamma dogs couldn't bite through his skin
-Took an anti-tank (the depleted uranium spike) shell to the chest, some mild pain had.
-Carpet bombing flack managed to give him a small flesh wound on his Trapezius
-Had million tons of rock come crashing down on his head
-Tanked various attacks from his father, electrical(enough to power a small city), storms, drowning and power-drain.
-Took a free-fall from the Troposphere/Stratosphere
-Survived the gamma bomb(which looks comparable to a nuke)
-Has a Wolverine-like healing-factor

Speed and agility:

-Ran at well over 200mph
-Caught a missile with bare hands

durthor

Originally posted by Robtard
Because it's safe to say Hulk is as durable as that beast. Yeah.

Ok cool, and you are basing this information on....? Yeah.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Ok cool, and you are basing this information on....? Yeah.

Because the Hulk took an anti-tank round to the chest, millions tons of rock on his head, free-fall drop from miles and miles above and a gamma-bomb. His durability is proven, that giant beast's insist. So, Yeah.

What's really funny are the guys saying Movie Thor can take Movie Superman. You know the guy who can fly so fast it spins the world bacwards or can push the moon or an island made of kryptonite.

Originally posted by ares834
What's really funny are the guys saying Movie Thor can take Movie Superman. You know the guy who can fly so fast it spins the world bacwards or can push the moon or an island made of kryptonite.

Originally posted by Robtard
Thor fanboys already? Hahahaha, man.


Thor's the new shiny toy, just bear with it.

Who the hell said that?

I'll give you two guesses...





Originally posted by quanchi112
Thor wins. I don't even see it being close either.

Ah, a known troll. That doesn't really count.

facepalm2

Of course it was him.

Originally posted by Robtard
Because the Hulk took an anti-tank round to the chest, millions tons of rock on his head, free-fall drop from miles and miles above and a gamma-bomb. His durability is proven, that giant beast's insist. So, Yeah.

And those things are more powerful than thor...or thor's hammer? I must have missed that part where they said that thor was less powerful than some rocks, an anti-tank round and a gamma bomb....oh wait...that didn't happen so Yeah.

Originally posted by steverules_2
And those things are more powerful than thor...or thor's hammer? I must have missed that part where they said that thor was less powerful than some rocks, an anti-tank round and a gamma bomb....oh wait...that didn't happen so Yeah.

It's on you to prove Thor/mjonir is > than say a gamma bomb, million tons of rock crashing, a massive free-fall etc. Or, if you like, prove the giant beast is on par or greater than Hulk's durability. Otherwise you're using a fallacy.

So present your case. Go! Yeah.

Originally posted by ares834
I'll give you two guesses... Quan doesn't count.

Movie Superman is the most powerful comic movie character, him and Dr. Manhattan.

Tell that to these guys.

Oh dear god. facepalm

Thor is an idiot.

Thor is an idiot.

Do you think it's a coincidence his name is "Thor Odinson" and he's fanboying Thor? Just a troll, no need to feed.

Originally posted by Robtard
It's on you to prove Thor/mjonir is > than say a gamma bomb, million tons of rock crashing, a massive free-fall etc. Or, if you like, prove the giant beast is on par or greater than Hulk's durability. Otherwise you're using a fallacy.

So present your case. Go! Yeah.

I'd like you to prove that Gamma bomb > Mjolnir, Mjolnir can change the weather and was used by thor to destroy the destroyer which would most likely disintegrate the hulk like it did the frost giants, wasn't able to disintegrate mjolnir so Yeah..

Originally posted by steverules_2
I'd like you to prove that Gamma bomb > Mjolnir, Mjolnir can change the weather and was used by thor to destroy the destroyer which would most likely disintegrate the hulk like it did the frost giants, wasn't able to disintegrate mjolnir so Yeah..

Because the gamma-bomb was comparable to a nuke, which is greater than smashing some shit up or producing a cyclone.

Again, we know Hulk's durability, as we have many examples. So it's on you to prove the Destroyer would kill Hulk because it killed a couple Frost Giants and blew up a car. So far, the gamma-bomb > The Destroyer's blast.

Present your case, still waiting. YEAH!

steverules has breasts in his avy... he wins this argument.

Originally posted by Robtard
Because the gamma-bomb was comparable to a nuke, which is greater than smashing some shit up or producing a cyclone.

Again, we know Hulk's durability, as we have many examples. So it's on you to prove the Destroyer would kill Hulk because it killed a couple Frost Giants and blew up a car. So far, the gamma-bomb > The Destroyer's blast.

Present your case, still waiting. YEAH!

Didn't Hulk get beat up by gamma dogs...one of which was a poodle. So he can survive a gamma bomb...but he get's his ass kicked by some giant dogs one of which was a poodle, I mean sure he won but they still managed to wound him and do some pretty bad damage...and I'm pretty sure Mjolnir > Gamma dogs, so yeah Mjolnir > Gamma bomb. The destroyer managed to defeat 4 Gods without much difficulty, he didn't just blow up a car, he destroyed that town. We know the power of Mjolnir, thor managed to destroy the frost giant city with Mjolnir. You can't compare the durability of hulk with the frost giant monster or the destroyer. But from what I saw of Hulk and thor...well...Thor > Hulk. So YEAH!.

KMC has been full of Thor fans for years. The movie forum was only safe because Thor had not debuted in the big screen.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Tell that to these guys.

Oh dear god. facepalm

Thor is an idiot.

Those Thor fans are mentally handicapped.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Didn't Hulk get beat up by gamma dogs...one of which was a poodle. So he can survive a gamma bomb...but he get's his ass kicked by some giant dogs one of which was a poodle, I mean sure he won but they still managed to wound him and do some pretty bad damage...and I'm pretty sure Mjolnir > Gamma dogs, so yeah Mjolnir > Gamma bomb.

The destroyer managed to defeat 4 Gods without much difficulty, he didn't just blow up a car, he destroyed that town. We know the power of Mjolnir, thor managed to destroy the frost giant city with Mjolnir.

You can't compare the durability of hulk with the frost giant monster or the destroyer. But from what I saw of Hulk and thor...well...Thor > Hulk. So YEAH!.

No, Hulk didn't. He crushed them all and only received superficial wounds. So there goes that angle.

Again, how tough were those "gods", nothing indicates they were Ang Lee Hulk level. It didn't destroyer the town, it destroyed some things. A car, a gas station and bits of a shop. The gamma-bomb would have destroyed that entire town and the surrounding country-side.

That's nothing but a fanboy argument. Movie feats, Hulk takes it. Decent film though, Thor.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, Hulk didn't. He crushed them all and only received superficial wounds. So there goes that angle.

Again, how tough were those "gods", nothing indicates they were Ang Lee Hulk level. It didn't destroyer the town, it destroyed some things. A car, a gas station and bits of a shop. The gamma-bomb would have destroyed that entire town and the surrounding country-side.

That's nothing but a fanboy argument. Movie feats, Hulk takes it. Decent film though, Thor.

From what I saw he was pretty beat up. This all started because I said that thor punched a hole through that frost giant monster and could do the same to hulk, you claimed hulk was stronger and yet there's nothing to suggest hulk was stronger or not. Even if those dogs did cause superficial wounds I'm pretty sure Mjolnir was more powerful than them. We can only base this on hunches and such.

Originally posted by steverules_2
From what I saw he was pretty beat up. This all started because I said that thor punched a hole through that frost giant monster and could do the same to hulk, you claimed hulk was stronger and yet there's nothing to suggest hulk was stronger or not. Even if those dogs did cause superficial wounds I'm pretty sure Mjolnir was more powerful than them. We can only base this on hunches and such.

EXCEPT HULK SURVIVED A GAMMA BOMB WHICH WAS SHOWN TO HAVE A VASTLY SUPERIOR DESTRUCTIVE FORCE THAN MJOLNIR. SO IF THE GAMMA-BOMB DIDN'T OBLITERATE THE HULK, MJOLNIR WON'T.

SCREEN FEATS, IT'S WHAT WE GO BY.

Well Hulk was being shielded by his dad who was going up like Tetsuo at the time. Dunno how well protected that would make him.

Also he only survived it. We don't know how much damage it did to him.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Well Hulk was being shielded by his dad who was going up like Tetsuo at the time. Dunno how well protected that would make him.

Also he only survived it. We don't know how much damage it did to him.

His father was vaporized by it.

And?

We can't exactly use it as a clear durability feat. He could have been put into a coma or something. We can't tell how much things would **** him up based off that.

It's like someone cloned a bunch of RJ's and dropped them in this thread...

Fine, let's just say the gamma-bomb put Hulk in a coma because we need to gimp feats to dictate an outcome, did anything Thor do in the film come close to a nuke-like explosion? No. So no coma.

Comparing me to RJ?

TAKE THAT THE F*CK BACK!

Originally posted by Nephthys
Comparing me to RJ?

TAKE THAT THE F*CK BACK!

I blame RJ, not you.

The sheer density of his fabled "wall of impregnable nonsense" probably sucked you in, as you've spent a lot of time debating with him.

Don't worry, it will pass; logic and reason will return.

Originally posted by Robtard
EXCEPT HULK SURVIVED A GAMMA BOMB WHICH WAS SHOWN TO HAVE A VASTLY SUPERIOR DESTRUCTIVE FORCE THAN MJOLNIR. SO IF THE GAMMA-BOMB DIDN'T OBLITERATE THE HULK, MJOLNIR WON'T.

SCREEN FEATS, IT'S WHAT WE GO BY.

This.

I try and forget everything about the two Hulk movies. They were that bad.

Originally posted by Robtard
EXCEPT HULK SURVIVED A GAMMA BOMB WHICH WAS SHOWN TO HAVE A VASTLY SUPERIOR DESTRUCTIVE FORCE THAN MJOLNIR. SO IF THE GAMMA-BOMB DIDN'T OBLITERATE THE HULK, MJOLNIR WON'T.

SCREEN FEATS, IT'S WHAT WE GO BY.

You can't say Mjolnir isn't as powerful as a gamma bomb, who's to say thor won't knock hulk out and then throw him into the sun? Pretty sure the sun > gamma bomb

Hulk wins.

Originally posted by steverules_2
You can't say Mjolnir isn't as powerful as a gamma bomb, who's to say thor won't knock hulk out and then throw him into the sun? Pretty sure the sun > gamma bomb

Fight the urged to RJ, you can do it.

I think Mac could beat...sorry...would beat...Riggs in a fight, think the urge to fight my RJ side is going pretty well.

i like that "RJ" is now a verb.

The amount of reaching and blatant Thor ball sucking in this thread is disconcerting. Like. Srsly. Stop reaching, ass bags.

Originally posted by Robtard
Thor's the new shiny toy, just bear with it.

Oh, go piss up a rope, you primate.

I saw Thor this weekend and I though it'd be cool to make a thread.

Every version of Superman, especially Reeve's, would annihilate Thor. Super Reeve changed the Earth's rotation and knocked the Moon out of orbit to cause a solar eclipse. Even Routh's Superman was said to flying at "near light speeds".

IIRC Superman flew to Krypton and back in 5 years. The nearest star system is 4 lightyears away. He is therefore easily capable of above lightspeed flight.

Originally posted by Nephthys
IIRC Superman flew to Krypton and back in 5 years. The nearest star system is 4 lightyears away. He is therefore easily capable of above lightspeed flight.

While he was in his ship, yes. I meant that while he was flying around Earth via his usual flying.

Oh, really he was in a ship?

Crud.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Then what is he powered by smartass? What was that luminous green energy that looks an awful lok like the gamma bomb that was pouring out of his chest in the final fight? Green Giant energy? You've seen the 'making of, commentary, and featurettes', coughbullshitcough so I guess you'd know.

I thought you knew that?

Let's go with "super-wicked awesome genes that make him stronger/larger with more rage."

Also, why the insults? I'm okay with insulting the points made, but not the person.

For instance, say, "well, that's a rather stupid argument and here's why:..."

This is the type of stuff I've seen the mods tolerate, without problems.

And, like I said before, I won't report you 'cause we're homies.



Originally posted by Nephthys
No I'm pointing out that gamma radiation need not work in a scientifically accurate way inside a fictional superhero universe.

But, you see, the burden of proof would be on you, at that point, to prove that something that does not resemble radiation, even a little, is some how radiation. You're trying to distance yourself from the fact that it cannot be gamma radiation because I used "complicated science."

It MUST be gamma radiation because NO one understands radiation on an elementary school level in Hollywood, right...especially comic book related materials?

That would not be supported in the comic book world, either: Radiation Man disagrees.

"IT HAZ 2 BE VIZIBULL GWEEN CLOUDS CAUSE ITS COMIX FICTION DEWDZ!"

dur



Originally posted by Nephthys
Actually I really don't know what you're talking about and I'm trying to get you to tell me.

You do know what I'm talking about. I won't respond to this particular point, again.



Originally posted by Nephthys
So basically its a nuke because it made a mushroom cloud?

*slow clap*

OHHHHHHHH! So "effects" = "visuals" in your book?

*Overly zealous clap*

I suggest you go back and read that particular portion of my post.


Originally posted by Nephthys
Hulk getting blasted by gamma would have the same effect of tossing to Human Torch into a burning building. Jack. All.

Wow! Thanks for amping his durability for this thread, bro!


Much obliged to have you on the Hulk side, now.



Originally posted by Nephthys
I was talking about the thumbs up to your pisspoor attempts at assertiveness. That was a sarcastic thumbs up. It should really read as a thumbs down.



Good job.







Originally posted by Nephthys
Movie only please.

Which makes you look even more wrong. Are you TRYING to support Hulk's side? (I know you're not. But your arguments are so retarded that you're helping the wrong side. It's okay, mate: you can't win them all.)

Originally posted by Robtard
Because the gamma-bomb was comparable to a nuke, which is greater than smashing some shit up or producing a cyclone.

A nuke has much more "wind force", alone, than some of the largest tornadoes...much less that tiny one he created that was still not strong enough to blow people away that were on the ground right by it (but it was strong enough to suck up the metal destroyer which was a large empty metal shell.)


Originally posted by Robtard
Again, we know Hulk's durability, as we have many examples. So it's on you to prove the Destroyer would kill Hulk because it killed a couple Frost Giants and blew up a car. So far, the gamma-bomb > The Destroyer's blast.

Present your case, still waiting. YEAH!

Actually, there's no need: Hulk tanked a nuke which is much more powerful than the destroyer's eye blast. We got to see the upper limit of the eyeblast: it didn't completely vaporize the frost giants as we see their remains. A nuke (even a small one, much less the mid-sized one we saw Hulk get caught in) vaporizes literally TONS of materials around it at ground zero.


Hulk didn't get to sit in the very middle of the blast but the EMR, alone, that close to a nuke would cause most thinks to almost incarnate from the heat alone. Think of a magnetron except millions of times more powerful. Hulk tanked that.

What does the eye blast equate too? Looks like it's on par with an RPG but has more of a vaporizing effect.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Didn't Hulk get beat up by gamma dogs...one of which was a poodle. So he can survive a gamma bomb...but he get's his ass kicked by some giant dogs one of which was a poodle, I mean sure he won but they still managed to wound him and do some pretty bad damage...and I'm pretty sure Mjolnir > Gamma dogs, so yeah Mjolnir > Gamma bomb. The destroyer managed to defeat 4 Gods without much difficulty, he didn't just blow up a car, he destroyed that town. We know the power of Mjolnir, thor managed to destroy the frost giant city with Mjolnir. You can't compare the durability of hulk with the frost giant monster or the destroyer. But from what I saw of Hulk and thor...well...Thor > Hulk. So YEAH!.

Gamma dogs that were comparable to Hulk in strength and durability, but not quite.

These same dogs would be able to endure pretty much anything our modern military could throw at it save it be a direct nuking.

Originally posted by steverules_2
From what I saw he was pretty beat up. This all started because I said that thor punched a hole through that frost giant monster and could do the same to hulk, you claimed hulk was stronger and yet there's nothing to suggest hulk was stronger or not. Even if those dogs did cause superficial wounds I'm pretty sure Mjolnir was more powerful than them. We can only base this on hunches and such.


The Frost Giant monster has no durability feats.

If it's just a very large predator type of animal that makes it's home on Jotunheim, from what we can tell. The durability would just be the flesh of a very large animal. A high caliber sniper round should punch right through it on most cross-sections. Hulk? Nothing. Not even missiles and nukes would punch through him. hehehehehehehe


However, we do not know the limit of it's durability. Saying it is just as durable as Hulk is completely baseless, unsupportable (because that's what baseless implies), and a limits fallacy.

STOP ****ING IGNORING ME DADUDEMON.

Okay, so I'll admit I skipped the thread after page 3, so if someone's brought this up then sorry.

It was mostly just something I noticed, but regarding Thor's Jotunheim city destruction. While impressive, I don't think it's as good a feat as is being claimed. I say this because during the chase scene with the Jotun beast, it was clearly shown that the underground of the city, if not a majority of the planet, was hollow. It seems likely that shattering the city proper simply created a chain reaction, so it didn't take as much power on Thor's behalf.

Originally posted by NemeBro


Are you all really gonna make me go watch the ****ing 2003 garbage-ass Hulk movie again?

This covers most of the feats I listed earlier. The dogs, crashed down by rubble, free-fall, tank shelling etc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMCAjnKnnJg

Originally posted by NemeBro
STOP ****ING IGNORING ME DADUDEMON.

Bring up something relevant that isn't also addressed by someone before I post and then I'll quote you and respond.



damnit.

Still nothin' on that hammer bein' placed atop Hulk and keepin' him there forever?

Yeah i notice that, Everyone just skipped over what your brought up.

Originally posted by Scythe
Still nothin' on that hammer bein' placed atop Hulk and keepin' him there forever?

Hulk may not be worthy but who's to say he wouldn't be able to lift it anyways, we only saw him lift it in that cartoon where he took on the avengers but who knows...maybe he would be strong enough to lift it

Originally posted by Scythe
Still nothin' on that hammer bein' placed atop Hulk and keepin' him there forever? yea hulk will lie down in order for it to be placed on him

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
yea hulk will lie down in order for it to be placed on him

No shit, he's not gonna let him put him ontop like nothing, but what's stoppin' Thor from impalin' the handle of it in him? If he throws that shit, and it connects with Hulk, it'll pin him... All Thor needs is just gravity and physics to sandwich Hulk like a mo'fo.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Hulk may not be worthy but who's to say he wouldn't be able to lift it anyways, we only saw him lift it in that cartoon where he took on the avengers but who knows...maybe he would be strong enough to lift it

Yeah, he was able to shove it aside in the toon. I think the movie f*cked itself up the ass with the 'who can lift it' dealy-o. The movie made it seem like nothing on earth could lift it unless they're worthy. I would think that Loki would be pretty much stronger than most mortals, not stronger than Hulk, but still Asgard beefed up and he couldn't do shit underneath it. we weren't given any evidence at all that it could be even nudged aside or lifted by a powerful being.

The hammer was forged from a star so it cannot be lifted unless you pass a "magic" test. What I take that to mean: the hammer is made of extremely dense matter like a black-brown dwarf. It could be as heavy as 5000 tons.

We know it's not super heavy because Loki wasn't crushed and he could still breath.

Originally posted by Scythe
Yeah, he was able to shove it aside in the toon. I think the movie f*cked itself up the ass with the 'who can lift it' dealy-o. The movie made it seem like nothing on earth could lift it unless they're worthy. I would think that Loki would be pretty much stronger than most mortals, not stronger than Hulk, but still Asgard beefed up and he couldn't do shit underneath it. we weren't given any evidence at all that it could be even nudged aside or lifted by a powerful being.


These were my thoughts. No way to know if the hammer was heavy at all or if it was just a magic thing.

Based on the movie, it seems almost completley like a magic thing.

hulk caught a goddamn dodging & caught missiles
he dodges the hammer rips thor in two

/thread

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
hulk caught a goddamn dodging & caught missiles
he dodges the hammer rips thor in two

/thread


in that case hulks grabs the hammer & goes avengers on his azz minus the captain america intervention.

If flung, he could dodge, it's anyones game there. Though remember, scripting out fights gets us nothing, so there's that.

Judging by screen feats, Hulk isn't grabbing the hammer and doing anything with it. Wouldn't be able to lift it.

Come now, one thing is not letting it pin him to the floor, the other is just wielding it....

Originally posted by Scythe
Judging by screen feats, Hulk isn't grabbing the hammer and doing anything with it. Wouldn't be able to lift it.


This.

If it's light enough NOT to crush Loki, but still prevent him from lifting it in any way shape or form, it's obviously "magical" and this proves all but breaking the no-limits fallacy.

There's no known limit to which that "magic-you cannot lift this shit" attribute extends. In the Comics, it was just shown to be un-lift-able to all but the very very strongest of characters. But, no comics allowed here.








0mega Spawn brings up a good point about the missiles. I do not remember Thor's hammer being thrown very fast, ever. Hulk should be able to avoid the hammer, with out issue. Well, he could try the stupid thing and actually try to grab it like he did the missile.


Flying Hulk is just too slap-stick silly for me to tolerate.

Hulk has never lifted the hammer in the comics the only time he was shown doing it was in the Ultimate Avengers Movie.

Someone who doesn't debate in here anymore PM'd me this, and said it was free to point it out. I'm not 100% sure it's true; it could be, but I'd have to watch the scene again at the end. I do vaguely recall Ross mentioned something that implied the destructive force of the bomb. But again, not certain.

"The gamma bomb did not show "superior destructive force", if it showed ANY destructive force at all.

Banner's dad was killed because of the amount of gamma overload being emitted by the Hulk, plus the massive amounts of gamma from the bomb.

The bomb itself did not have any explosive force. The valley was undisturbed, the trees in the "blast zone" were not affected, and the water appeared unmoved.

Nephthys was right when he said the bomb was not a nuclear bomb in the traditional sense. There was no explosive force, and the affected radius was extremely small. It is not an impressive feat of durability. I guess its become a myth since every time Hulk is brought up, everyone says "Hulk tanked a nuke", which as I have proven is not an accurate statement at all." -former debater

For the sake of argument, even if we disregard the bomb feat, there's still enough from Hulk to pull a win. The rocks, the tanks, free-fall, dogs and father fights.

The Gamma charge isn't evidence of Hulk withstanding a Nuclear level weapon. If it was even intended to be close, the special effects team failed. Other than that, one can only argue it was a highly concentrated attack but even then, it didn't affect the landscape.

Surprised no one has yet to mention the Bifrost bridge scene and the energy blast Thor tanked. Especially considering the power the Bifrost could channel.

Anyways, Thor wins.

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It would have been interesting to see Thor's power level in a movie pre Iron Man and the more realistic, toned down approach.

Looking at the difference between Norton Hulk and Thor, he would have been really uber if he was similarly above Bana Hulk.

Anyways, Thor wins.

I'm still not convinced that Thor can take this, if only because he did not display even a quarter of the destructive capabilities that the US military unleashed on the Hulk, which Bruce effortlessly tanked through throughout the entire movie. I just really don't see a way for Hulk to be kept down.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
The Gamma charge isn't evidence of Hulk withstanding a Nuclear level weapon. If it was even intended to be close, the special effects team failed. Other than that, one can only argue it was a highly concentrated attack but even then, it didn't affect the landscape.

No, you're wrong in every single point you just made. It was significantly into the Nuclear level of destruction and he was within less than 2 or 3 hundred yards of the ground zero detonation.

If this is the only thing the Thor side can do is pretend something didn't happen in another film, you might as well not post those comments.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Surprised no one has yet to mention the Bifrost bridge scene and the energy blast Thor tanked. Especially considering the power the Bifrost could channel.

That's completely incomparable feat. We do not know how strong that bridge was as it was never stated. We also do not know how much energy it is channeling because opening a wormhole to that size would require more energy than the universe has in it. So, obviously, the technology is channeling less energy than you think it is by many times more than x10^90 joules. Movie feats only.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Anyways, Thor wins.


Based on your logic, he loses horribly.

If movie Thor fights Bana's Hulk like they do in the comics -- usually h2h -- Bana's Hulk takes this. He was much closer to his comic version than Thor was to his, and in the comics, when they fight, it's generally a stalemate (iirc). With Mjolnir...then Thor could win, at least via bfr.

Hulk loses his common sense and thinking capability when he tranforms, doesn't he? He can no longer strategise, because he acts only to keep himself safe and picks up what's in his way. So yeah, if a tank "happens" to be in the way. Downtown LA... okay. so he can throw cars and trucks, uproot lights, bus station shelters, but can he uproot skyscrapers or occupying-whole-city-block's-worth of buildings. It depends if Thor can dodge, weather, or destroy the things that Hulk can throw.

Thor is not human, but god. He doesn't lose his mind when his temper flares. He is Thor, angry or not angry. And he's the god of War. He'll always be five steps in front of either Bana or Norton Hulk. He'll know better ways to attack, and he can react with feelings other than anger. Like... defense, and self-preservation. The one with the thinking capability wins this.

Thor doesn't fight smarter than the US military.


Thor can't dish out damage superior to what the US military dished out to the Hulk, which the Hulk tanked.

Thor's entire fighting style in the movies resembled that of a Brawler. He did not use wily tactics, did not take adaptive measures, his strategy for killing the giant frost monster was, literally, flying into it. Brute strength is all he knows.

At this point I'm tired of repeating myself, so I'm just going to quote this post forever until someone addresses it properly.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
Hulk loses his common sense and thinking capability when he tranforms, doesn't he? He can no longer strategise, because he acts only to keep himself safe and picks up what's in his way. So yeah, if a tank "happens" to be in the way. Downtown LA... okay. so he can throw cars and trucks, uproot lights, bus station shelters, but can he uproot skyscrapers or occupying-whole-city-block's-worth of buildings. It depends if Thor can dodge, weather, or destroy the things that Hulk can throw.

Thor is not human, but god. He doesn't lose his mind when his temper flares. He is Thor, angry or not angry. And he's the god of War. He'll always be five steps in front of either Bana or Norton Hulk. He'll know better ways to attack, and he can react with feelings other than anger. Like... defense, and self-preservation. The one with the thinking capability wins this.

Incorrect, Hulk's intelligence is greatly reduced, but he's not a retard. When it comes to fighting, he retains his wits and cunning.

Examples:

-Quickly trying to use the tank turret as a shield when the other tank turned its gun on him (though it ultimately failed due to armor piercing rounds). Shows intelligence.

-Grabbing the rocket, biting off the head and using it as a weapon in return. Shows intelligence.

-Using his rage to try and overload his father's absorbing powers. Shows intelligence.

"God" in the film isn't what that word implies. The Asgardians were portrayed as a super-advanced race; why ancient humans viewed them as gods. Thor's not devine, least it wasn't implied in the film. Thor's fighting style in the film was to charge in and smash, he wasn't some master tactician.

08 Hulk was smart. He did a thunderclap after all 131

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/563/thunderclap.jpg

Hulk ftw

We'll need more feats from movie Thor. Although if it's one thing that was shown in the movie Hulks, it's that he can bleed, he can get knocked out, and he can get hurt.

So it's a tossup. Since we never saw Thor actually get challenged in any fight, it's pretty hard to tell what the limits of his powers were.

I think Thor wins. Technically, Hulk did not "tank" that gamma nuke. I think it was implied that the explosion made him revert back to Bruce Banner.

Thor has shown that he can do crazy powerful feats with Mjolnir.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Thor doesn't fight smarter than the US military.


Thor can't dish out damage superior to what the US military dished out to the Hulk, which the Hulk tanked.

Thor's entire fighting style in the movies resembled that of a Brawler. He did not use wily tactics, did not take adaptive measures, his strategy for killing the giant frost monster was, literally, flying into it. Brute strength is all he knows.

At this point I'm tired of repeating myself, so I'm just going to quote this post forever until someone addresses it properly.

Brawler or not, he's on a different power scale than Hulk.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican



Thor can't dish out damage superior to what the US military dished out to the Hulk, which the Hulk tanked.

Blaxican has learned "dadudemon's posting rule #7: dealing with people who post in circles only deserve re-quoted posts.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
I think Thor wins. Technically, Hulk did not "tank" that gamma nuke. I think it was implied that the explosion made him revert back to Bruce Banner.


Agreed with this. Not sure if Thor will win this, but I find it ridiculous that hulk fans claim that he tanked that bomb. Hulk still gets hurt people, and can get knocked out, regen or no.

If my memory serves me correctly, that nuke knocked him out and reverted him back to Banner.

How did he "tank" it if he returned back to his human state. Granted, it isn't showed but it was implied. Thor has shown he can crumble entire cities with Mjolnir, fly through giant beings, speedblitz, create violent storms, etc.

With all that said, Hulk is probably the stronger and tougher H2H combatant but as long as Thor is in possession of
Mjolnir, I think he wins no matter which version of Hulk we're discussing.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican



Thor can't dish out damage superior to what the US military dished out to the Hulk, which the Hulk tanked.

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Thor clearly crumbled a large portion of land on the Frost planet. I'm not arguing that Thor is physically on par with Hulk. But his feats IMO are more powerful with the aid of Mjolnir. Destroying the Destroyer, crumbling the city, speedblitzing the Frost Giant, and flying in and of itself. He can move much faster than Hulk. Say Thor does throw the hammer and Hulk catches it(or rather attempts to). Wouldn't the hammer drop to the floor being unmovable. It's not like Hulk is going to lift it.

In a pure slugfest Hulk might win but Thor has too many tricks up his sleeve with the aid of Mjolnir.

Thor crumbled a large portion of city that was already crumbling before he got there. Do you really think that that is impressive? Do you really think that a barrage of missiles wouldn't have done the same thing?

My point is that Thor has zero feats that are superior to what the US military did to the Hulk. There is not a single thing, not a single thing, that he could do that Ross with his limitless resources that is the Untied States military, didn't already try against Hulk, all of which failed. Ergo, his tricks are useless.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Thor crumbled a large portion of city that was already crumbling before he got there. Do you really think that that is impressive? Do you really think that a barrage of missiles wouldn't have done the same thing?

My point is that Thor has zero feats that are superior to what the US military did to the Hulk. There is not a single thing, not a single thing, that he could do that Ross with his limitless resources that is the Untied States military, didn't already try against Hulk, all of which failed. Ergo, his tricks are useless.

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I just finished watching Thor again, and after careful review, I'm going to go with Hulk.

Good choice.

Marry me.

Sadako will be the minster and Rob can be the toastmaster.

awermm

Sadako the minister?

How deliciously ironic.


Robtard will definitely run a tight ceremony but his lead toast is very predictable: "may the buttsex be rough and plentiful."


And, oh shit...I'm bored on Thanksgiving with children and babies crying, screaming, and making messes everywhere.

Hulk wins

No.

DDM and I win.

heartbeat

Considering both films Thor has all the abilities to draw this fight out.
But Hulk will eventually just get angry enough to Thunder Clap and overwhelm Thor.

Hopefully Thor gets some more feats.

What should happen: Thor will hit harder than abomination did. Not to mention he could do the same thing as he did to the destroyer. He curb stomps hulk.

What will happen: We see Thor run up and smack hulk a couple times. Then hulk catches him hammer or something and uppercuts him for the KO. Then stands over him and roars or says some shit about being the strongest there is.

Hulk wins cuz movie feats are overall better. But I think it would be a close one and we never saw Thor get hurt much and I believe he could be more durable than we are giving him credit for. Him flying through the destroyer had to be a pretty good feat, and as soon as he does, he casually walks up and starts talking to everybody like nothing happened. He appears to have very high stamina and durability. Thor appeared to me to be granted enough power to do pretty much anything he wanted to do, thus his arrogance. But Hulk shows too many durability feats and strength feats to be beaten for the majority, if at all.

Mljonir works wonders. You see what it did to the Destroyer.