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A thread for people who usually work with another, and now they are made to face them.

I'll start with this example:

Riggs Vs Murtaugh?

Riggs.

Abbott vs Costello.




Is this how we're doing this?

Costello.

Joker and Cowboy from Full Metal Jacket.

Joker.

CP30 Vs R2D2

R2D2. He electrocutes him then skull destroys CP's head with his all-purpose tool.

Thelma Vs Louise.

Louise.

Butch Cassidy Vs The Sundance kid

The Kid, definitely.


Marv and Harry, the burglars from Home Alone.

I gotta pick Joe Pesci.

Batman and Robin

Batman pwns.

Mulder v. Scully

Scully seduces Mulder and takes him out.


Hooper and Brody from Jaws.

Brody. (On land)

Hooper. (In scuba battle)






Shaggy Vs Scooby

Scooby.


Turkish and Tommy from Snatch.

Originally posted by Impediment
Scooby.


Turkish and Tommy from Snatch.

Tommy

Jules vs Vincent - Pulp Fiction

Jules

The Bandit Vs Snowman

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Jules

The Bandit Vs Snowman

Snowman


Timon vs Pumbaa

Timon. Pumbaa is way too clumsy to take on a lithe meerkat.

Diego Rivera v Frieda Kahlo

Originally posted by siriuswriter
Diego Rivera v Frieda Kahlo

Who are they?

Married Spanish artists. Husband constantly cheated on her. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120679/

And my moneys on Frieda.

Bill VS Ted.

Ted.


Lone Star and Barf from Spaceballs.

Lone Star. Especially with the Schwartz.

Beavis Vs Butthead.

Butt-head.


Blain Cooper (Ventura) and Mac Eliot (Bill Duke) from Predator.

Blain.... any day of the week.


Starsky Vs Hutch

Starsky.


Reno and Rude from Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

Havent got a clue but guessing that someone named rude would win.


Micky Vs Mallory

My moneys on Rude.

Micky.

Jay VS Silent Bob.

Bob, every time.


Lloyd and Harry from Dumb & Dumber.

Harry gets serious and beats him down.

Harold Vs Kumar.

Harold.


McFly Vs Doc Brown

Doc chokes McFly out.

Hansel VS Derek Zoolander.

Zoolander.

Not exactly partner v partner, but sort of in the same spirit:

Green Goblin/Norman Osborn vs New Goblin/Harry Osborn.

Hmm might make a topic for that lol.

Norman.



Han Vs Chewie

Chewie rips off his arm off and beats him to death with it.

Tango Vs Cash

Cash


Robin Vs Batgirl

Robin.


Klump and Shlubb, the goons with "delusions of eloquence" from Sin City.

Originally posted by Impediment
Robin.


Klump and Shlubb, the goons with "delusions of eloquence" from Sin City.

Shlubb

George vs Jerry (Seinfeld)

George




Short Round vs Willy

Jerry

Turner vs Hooch

Hooch savages.


Jake Vs Elwood

Jake no probs. He also had prison time.

Big Daddy VS Hitgirl.

Big Daddy. Hit Girl would hesitate.

Nite Owl vs. Rorschach from Watchmen

Rorschash


Cheech Vs Chong

Tough call; going to have to go with Chong. He may be lankier, but that height gives him a solid reach advantage.

Kirk Vs Spock (Spock's not in heat)

Spock, every time.


Carl and Lenny from The Simpsons Movie

Lenny.



Jules Winfield Vs Vincent Vega

Jules. Both are accomplished but Vega was a crackhead and Jules kept his head in the game.

Seth Gecko VS Richard Gecko.

Seth.


Philo Beddoe Vs Clyde

Philo.


George Newman and Bob from UHF.

George Numan




Hannibal Vs Faceman

Hannibal.


Captain Kirk and Captain Picard from Star Trek: Generations

Picard.

Steve Butabi VS Doug Butabi. from A Night at the Roxbury.

Steve on Reach.




Jack Cates Vs Reggie Hammond

Reggie.


Thelma and Louise from Thelma and Louise.

Indiana Jones v Short Stuff

Originally posted by Impediment
Reggie.


Thelma and Louise from Thelma and Louise.

Originally posted by Impediment


I already did that one

Louis.
Originally posted by siriuswriter
Indiana Jones v Short Stuff

Indy. It would be fun to watch.


Captain Mal VS Jayne Cobb.

Mal functions.




Fred Flintstone Vs Barney Rubble

Barney is a G, and, therefore, stomps.

Milo the cat and Otis the dog from The Adventures of Milo and Otis.

Otis, ungimped.



Ripley Vs Hicks

Hicks, but because it Michael effing Biehn.

Scout and Dill from To Kill a Mockingbird.

Scout goes nuts.

Raphael VS Leonardo.

Leonardo goes home with Sai in his ass.



Tina Vs Ike - from 'Whats love got to do with it'

Tina should have pulled a "Lorena" on Ike, but she didn't have the spine. Ike wins. Again.

Weasel and Dave from Encino Man, no holds barred this time.

Originally posted by Impediment
Tina should have pulled a "Lorena" on Ike, but she didn't have the spine. Ike wins. Again.

Weasel and Dave from Encino Man, no holds barred this time.

Dave, Weasel was a pacifist.

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RogueJedi Vs Impediment from Texas, no holes barred.

RJ is NOT my partner, you cum glazed pile of f@g's poop.



I win. Everytime. Why? Because my wife will go ass-to-mouth.



Harry and Ron from the Harry Pooper movies. No wands, just a girly slap fight.

Pics or it didn't happen

Ron by a surprise shanking when Harry's back is turned.


Red Power Ranger vs Yellow Power Ranger

Yellow, just because.


Shaun and Ed from Shaun of the Dead.

Ed all day, every day



Holmes vs Watson

RDJ all day, every day.


Mr. Blonde and Mr. White from Reservoir Dogs.

Mr.White



Dr.Evil Vs Minime

Minime beats dat ass.

Big Bird VS Mr Snuffleupagus. From the film Follow That Bird.

The elephant thing destroys the bird.




McReady Vs Childs (The Thing)

Childs.


Kane and O-Dogg from Menace II Society, H2H.

O-Dogg.

Miss Marple V Hercule Poirot vs "the little grey cells"]

Poirot by way of knockout....murder on the KMC express.


Zod vs Non

Zod, baby.


Susanna (Ryder) and Lisa (Jolie) from Girl, Interrupted.

Lisa owns and interrupts and generally wtfpwns.




Rocky Vs Apollo Creed in 3rd decider...

Rocky, Apollo tires badly as a result of the OTT entrance.

El Mariachi vs Quino vs Campa (Desperado)

El Mariachi strikes the right chord.



Flash Gordon vs The Baron

Flash.

Elliott and ET from E.T, both armed with baseball bats.

ET has the reach and in the updated version, the manuverability to stuff Elliot's bat where the sun doesn't shine...he can fly too.




Sloth Vs Chunk

Sloth snaps Chunk in half after he runs out of Baby Ruths and runs his mouth.

Maxwell Smart VS Adent 99. Don Adams /Barbara Feldon.

Maxwell. 99's a little too perfect to engage in this type of "silly" hand to hand contest. She'd probably call it out as being too Alpha Male and refuse to take part... Smart wins by forfeit.

Wat vs. Geoffrey Chaucer from "A Knight's Tale."

ETA

Wat


Sarah Connor in T2, vs Kyle Reese in T1

Oh, Sarah Connor. I think she has to work harder at the "playing it normal and being tough to everything," because she has a baby and has to watch out for two people.
I think that would also make her a lot more ruthless, more shoot first and ask questions later, because if someone finds her kid who 'knows'... well, let's just say that mother instinct can really be a mother******.

Baloo vs. Bagheera from "Disney's The Jungle Book." animated.

Baloo


Stan vs Wendy (South Park)

Wendy shows Stan her hooha and Stan vomits uncontrollably as she knocks him out.

Del Griffith (Candy) and Neal Page (Martin) from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

Page, unless Del sits on him.



Andy Vs Red (Shawshank shank-off)

Andy. He seemed more hardened when he had to fight off the Sisters.

Captain Picard and William Riker. H2H on the bridge of the Enterprise.

Number One gets beat up, go Jean-Luc


Tony Stark v. James "Rhodey" Rhodes(1st Iron Man film for both)

both are stone drunk, fight in steel cage to the death

Rhodey wins, he has military training. Stark learns to fight from Cap and they haven't met yet.

Selene VS Michael. Underworld.

Selene



Peter Venkman Vs Winston Zeddemore

Venkman can bullshit his way out of or into anything.

Norman Bates "Psycho" v
Patrick Bates "American Psycho"

Bateman. Especially when Chain Saw, Axe or Tube/nailgun/cheese/starved rat equipped..


Bill Vs Ted

Ted. Oh, er, dude.

Rudolf vs Santa =3

Santa.


Mikey and Mouth from The Goonies.

Oh, Mouth, definitely. That was Corey Feldman, right? And Mikey Sean Astin?


Snow White v. The Dwarves.

the dwarves gang up on her so they all win


Steve Rogers(pre SSS) v. James "Bucky" Barnes (both from Cap: 1st Avenger) both enter an american idol singing contest and must sing every Lady Gaga song, who is the victor?

Bucky was a hit with the ladies and had more charisma.

Chad Wagner VS Alex Wagner. The twin Van Damme bros from Double Impact.

The angry one with the hot wife.

Grandpa Joe and Charlie Bucket from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Despite massive arthritis, Evil Charlie FTW



Turner Vs Hooch

If Turner is armed, Turner.
Otherwise Hooch pins him to the ground with its jaws clamped around his throat. Turner wobbles with fear as Hooch chows down. Blood flies everywhere as Hooch rises and spits Turners neck on the ground then howls to the moon.

John Gustafson VS Max Goldman. Grumpy Old Men.

Walter Mathau is a god. Goldman wins.

Vivian Ward and her friend Kit, the two whores from Pretty Woman.

Vivian contracts a life ending disease from Goldman.
Goldman wins (eventually).





Maverick Vs Iceman

Iceman beats Maverick until he joins the Gay Team.
At the end of the messy ordeal they stare at each other lovingly and say simultaneously.
"YOU CAN RIDE MY TAIL ANYTIME!" cue end credits.



Peter Klaven (Paul Rudd) VS Sydney Fife (Jason Segel). I Love You Man.

Sydney Fife, man.

The Fiddler v The Roof

The Roof Pawns all like it did with Rod Hull.


Hannibal Vs Lucy (Hannibal Brooks)