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The minature king kong
http://www.movie-page.com/1998/mjy/mjy04.jpg

vs

Jacob Wolf from New Moon. He was the size of a horse. Not the Wolf version from Eclipse which were smaller. Eclipse film had make the wolves smaller.

Wolf-boy bites him, Joe reaches down and rips him a new ***hole with his giant ape-fist.

Now enter in the Twifags with rants.

Nah. Joe wins. Wolves are not bullet proof and Vamps can make short work of them.


If you remember the flashback, a single vamp was able to ransack the entire tribe full of the shape-shifters. It was only the distraction caused by the wife of the tribe elder that prevent their complete massacre.


Also, Joe is much more...maneuverable/dextrous than a wolf.