John McClane vs Hermione Granger

Text-only Version: Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.



The Fat Rambo
OK, lets get into it.....

McClane vs Hermione. Hermione is armed with her wand. McClane is armed with his Beretta 9mm. They are standing back to back. It's a duel at ten paces!!!! Ten paces, turn, kill.

Hermione's wand is in her back pocket. McClane's 9mm is in his shoulder holster, fully loaded with infinite spare mags. Who wins this duel? Anything goes, bloodlust is on, no morals.

Duel takes place at noon in Dodge City.

The Fat Rambo
No one? Thought as much.

Robtard
Anything goes, morals are off and bloodlust is on?

McClane turns around while they're still back-to-back and snaps her neck since he's a grown ass man and she's a 120lbs girl. /thread

Lord Lucien
120? Fatass.

The Fat Rambo
Originally posted by Robtard
Anything goes, morals are off and bloodlust is on?

McClane turns around while they're still back-to-back and snaps her neck since he's a grown ass man and she's a 120lbs girl. /thread Nah, try again. duel at ten paces.

Also, McClane does not know how to snap necks.

the ninjak
Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Nah, try again. duel at ten paces.

Also, McClane does not know how to snap necks.

Did he brake a Russian goon's neck in DH5? Or was that his son?

Silent Master
Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Nah, try again. duel at ten paces.

Also, McClane does not know how to snap necks.

So, you're just going to ignore his movie feats?

Originally posted by the ninjak
Did he brake a Russian goon's neck in DH5? Or was that his son?

McClane broke someone's neck in DH4, but apparently movie feats don't count.

Sadako of Girth
He closed ten pace distance and punched out a guy who had a machine gun on him in one rapid, hard hitting Joe Frazier style shot. (the guy who had smashed him repeatedly in the temples with the butt of said gun and failed, of course, to KO him)

/End thread.

Robtard
Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Nah, try again. duel at ten paces.

Also, McClane does not know how to snap necks.

You said: "Anything goes, bloodlust is on, no morals." -The Fat Rambo

McClane broke a man's neck in DH4 and he was armed with a machine gun. A "110.2 lbs (50 kg)" girl armed with a stick won't be too hard to snap by comparison.

the ninjak
Poor Hermione. sad

Can anyone confirm the scene I was talking about in DH5 though.

It was the scene where John and Jack approached two guards simultaneously from behind and killed them without shooting them.

I believe Jack broke his victims neck but did John do so as well?

focus4chumps
obvious butthurt thread is obvious.

Robtard
Originally posted by the ninjak
Poor Hermione. sad

Can anyone confirm the scene I was talking about in DH5 though.

It was the scene where John and Jack approached two guards simultaneously from behind and killed them without shooting them.

I believe Jack broke his victims neck but did John do so as well?

Jack did a neck-snap, McClane bashed in the guy's skull with the butt of his rifle.

the ninjak
Originally posted by Robtard
Jack did a neck-snap, McClane bashed in the guy's skull with the butt of his rifle.

Ah thanks.

quanchi112
Granger stomps.

BruceSkywalker
Granger dies

McClane is immortal basically , no spell that Hermione casted onscreen will do anything to McClane

The Fat Rambo
Originally posted by Robtard
You said: "Anything goes, bloodlust is on, no morals." -The Fat Rambo

McClane broke a man's neck in DH4 and he was armed with a machine gun. A "110.2 lbs (50 kg)" girl armed with a stick won't be too hard to snap by comparison. Yes, anything goes after ten paces. I was quite clear on that.

Nice try though. And yes, Granger rapes.

quanchi112
Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Yes, anything goes after ten paces. I was quite clear on that.

Nice try though. And yes, Granger rapes. You caught Robtard in a blatant lie. laughing out loud

The Fat Rambo
Originally posted by quanchi112
You caught Robtard in a blatant lie. laughing out loud What dod you expect when McClane is involved? According to Rob, McClane beats God.

quanchi112
Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
What dod you expect when McClane is involved? According to Rob, McClane beats God. I don't know how he can live with himself.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
You caught Robtard in a blatant lie. laughing out loud

What did I lie about?

Robtard
Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Yes, anything goes after ten paces. I was quite clear on that.

Nice try though. And yes, Granger rapes.

If you need to change the "anything goes, bloodlust and no morals" after the fact so Hermoione has a chance, that's telling.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
What dod you expect when McClane is involved? According to Rob, McClane beats God.

Really now? I don't recall saying that.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
If you need to change the "anything goes, bloodlust and no morals" after the fact so Hermoione has a chance, that's telling.



Really now? I don't recall saying that. That's how other people perceive your fanboyism. You are that bad.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
What did I lie about? Where do I even begin with you.

focus4chumps
oh so he didnt say it and you were just making stuff up. how out of character no expression

quanchi112
Originally posted by focus4chumps
oh so he didnt say it and you were just making stuff up. how out of character no expression Here comes the attention whore. It's like all the liars are forming Voltron as we speak.

Robtard
Not surprised you don't know that Voltron is composed of 5 units, since you're completely Transformers G1 ignorant. Want a free link to Voltron too?

focus4chumps
Originally posted by quanchi112
It's like all the liars are forming Voltron as we speak.

haha nice one. who's you steal that from?

focus4chumps
Originally posted by Robtard
Not surprised you don't know that Voltron is composed of 5 units

wrong.

you exlcuded the other voltrons

he's referring to the vehicle voltron since everyone seems to regard him as clownish

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30700000/Vehicle-Voltron-giant-robots-30714787-1280-1024.jpg

Robtard
Originally posted by focus4chumps
wrong.

?

Blue
Red
Black
Green
Yellow

to your edit: You really think he was thinking of another Voltron. Come on.

focus4chumps
edited

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
Not surprised you don't know that Voltron is composed of 5 units, since you're completely Transformers G1 ignorant. Want a free link to Voltron too? Only a true nerd would argue the joke didn't make any sense.

quanchi112
Originally posted by focus4chumps
haha nice one. who's you steal that from? Your mother whispered it into my ear.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
Only a true nerd would argue the joke didn't make any sense.

"You made me look ignorant!" -Quanchi112

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
"You made me look ignorant!" -Quanchi112 Just take out the quanchi at the end and it makes sense.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
Just take out the quanchi at the end and it makes sense.

Another clever "no you!" type of retort, one of the two things you resort to most when you have nothing and know it. Now top it off with a "concession accepted" reply?

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
Another clever "no you!" type of retort, one of the two things you resort to most when you have nothing and know it. Now top it off with a "concession accepted" reply? When you don't respond to my argument and just flame that's a concession. Dem are da rulez.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
When you don't respond to my argument and just flame that's a concession. Dem are da rulez.

How clever, accusing me of the very same troll tactics you've used in here.

But I'm glad you flip when I say flip, I knew you're #1 fallback "concession accepted" was only a post away.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
How clever, accusing me of the very same troll tactics you've used in here.

But I'm glad you flip when I say flip, I knew you're #1 fallback "concession accepted" was only a post away. Granger wins this thread. Just accept that McClane loses and tuck your tail in between your legs like you always do.

Robtard
Prove it.

FrothByte
If Hermione tries to out-draw McClane after 10 paces, she probably dies. I don't think she's fast enough with her wand to compete against a decent speed shooter. But if she plays it smart and ducks for cover and somehow manages to survive the first few gunshots, then she has way more options on dealing with McClane than the other way around.

So, Hermione should win if she fights smart. If it comes down to a quickdraw, McClane wins.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
Prove it. Immobilus.

The Fat Rambo
Originally posted by Robtard
If you need to change the "anything goes, bloodlust and no morals" after the fact so Hermoione has a chance, that's telling.



Really now? I don't recall saying that.

Read again, Holly:

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
OK, lets get into it.....

McClane vs Hermione. Hermione is armed with her wand. McClane is armed with his Beretta 9mm. They are standing back to back. It's a duel at ten paces!!!! Ten paces, turn, kill.

Hermione's wand is in her back pocket. McClane's 9mm is in his shoulder holster, fully loaded with infinite spare mags. Who wins this duel? Anything goes, bloodlust is on, no morals.

Duel takes place at noon in Dodge City. Yes, it says "anything goes." But, before that, it says "They are standing back to back. It's a duel at ten paces!!!! Ten paces, turn, kill."

Nice try, as I said.

FrothByte
Accio gun.

dadudemon
Hermione thinks, "Accio beretta" on the 10th pace pulling the gun away from McClane before has has a chance to grab it.


/end thread


Originally posted by FrothByte
Accio gun.

You mother ****er. no expression

The Fat Rambo
Originally posted by Robtard
Prove it. Confundus. Apparition.

quanchi112
There's a variety of ways in which she can win. Robtard has been ethered once again.

Robtard
Sorry, the OP has made it clear that they must both walk ten paces, turn and then the fight starts. Not anytime before.

McClane can draw gun and pull a trigger faster than Hermione can draw her wand and cast a spell.

focus4chumps
thats ****ed up. why would the OP gimp hermione like that? may as well blindfold her.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
Sorry, the OP has made it clear that they must both walk ten paces, turn and then the fight starts. Not anytime before.

McClane can draw gun and pull a trigger faster than Hermione can draw her wand and cast a spell. Immobilus. Freeze the coward where he stands.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
Immobilus. Freeze the coward where he stands.

A good spell in a fight, but you're ignoring that she'd be dead via bullet before she can cast that spell. Try again?

focus4chumps
didnt even give the poor girl a chance.

she'd be like "IMMOB--" just before she ate 30 rounds. wtf man. such misogyny.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
A good spell in a fight, but you're ignoring that she'd be dead via bullet before she can cast that spell. Try again? No, she clearly freezes him. McClane has been disarmed by a woman before anyways.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
No, she clearly freezes him. McClane has been disarmed by a woman before anyways.

Nope. Read the match stipulations in the OP.

It comes down to a quick draw, since they both can one-shot each other. McClane's pull and trigger is faster than Hermione's pull and wanding/speaking/spellcasting.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
Nope. Read the match stipulations in the OP.

It comes down to a quick draw, since they both can one-shot each other. McClane's pull and trigger is faster than Hermione's pull and wanding/speaking/spellcasting. McClane is so slow to react he was disarmed by a woman despite her not having a weapon. Granger stomps.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
McClane is so slow to react he was disarmed by a woman despite her not having a weapon. Granger stomps.

The downplay of the character you need to see lose, since you can't properly debate for the character you want to see win. Shocking.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
The downplay of the character you need to see lose, since you can't properly debate for the character you want to see win. Shocking. I am bringing up a fact from the die hard movies. Fanboys so hate facts.

focus4chumps
this topic wins butthurt spite thread of the month.

quanchi112
Originally posted by focus4chumps
this topic wins butthurt spite thread of the month. No, that's the Unicron/McClane thread.

focus4chumps
no that thread wins "stolen victory of the decade"

quanchi112
Originally posted by focus4chumps
no that thread wins "stolen victory of the decade" Not a single person says McClane wins. Not the same here, Betty.

focus4chumps
all your butthurt dozens upon dozens of anti-mcclane spite threads failed miserably.

then sadako casually has him smelted and you're mad about it. laughing out loud

quanchi112
Originally posted by focus4chumps
all your butthurt dozens upon dozens of anti-mcclane spite threads failed miserably.

then sadako casually has him smelted and you're mad about it. laughing out loud Granger wins. Deal with it. Stick to the topic.

focus4chumps
how so again? let me guess. mcclane's gun jams. he suddenly loses the ability to aim 20 paces due to blindness from diphtheria. which is is suzie?

quanchi112
Originally posted by focus4chumps
how so again? let me guess. mcclane's gun jams. he suddenly loses the ability to aim 20 paces due to blindness from diphtheria. which is is suzie? Immobilus. If McClane isn't fast enough to beat an unarmed woman he isn't beating an armed woman.

focus4chumps
he doesnt have to be fast. the bullets travel roughly 2000 feet per second. poor poor hermione. sad

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
I am bringing up a fact from the die hard movies. Fanboys so hate facts.

You're bringing up tears and back to the standard "fanboy" comments cos you can't debate well.

Comes down to a quick-draw due to thread stipulations. Gun is faster than the wand.

the ninjak
McClane is pretty efficient with gun accuracy as well.
He has pulled of almost Bullseye feats with guns that shouldn't have reached their mark.

Just watched DH3 again recently because the missus had never seen it before, (I know) and the end scene with McClane shooting the wire to take down the helicopter was insane.

Ten paces then quick turn around = Hermoines guts pouring out before she can will the wand to do anything at 180 degrees.

Newjak
Are there any spells Hermonie could say while walking the ten paces that would keep her safe?

What about before she turned around?

juggerman
Wanted to say Granger wins but it is a quick draw. Hermione has to pull the wand, aim, decide the spell, flick her wrist according to the spell, and speak the spell before it fires. McClane has to pull gun, aim, and squeeze the trigger. Seems pretty one-sided to me.

Even if she got her spell off at the same time(unlikely) it probably wouldn't be a killing curse so even if it hit John he'd be hurt/stunned but she'd still be dead.

Apparation is her only hope to avoid a bullet in the teeth. If she does that McClane gets bent over unlovingly

Robtard
Originally posted by Newjak
Are there any spells Hermonie could say while walking the ten paces that would keep her safe?

What about before she turned around?

Nope. OP made it clear that they MUST walk ten paces each, turn and then the fights starts. No prepping beforehand from either. It's essentially a quick-draw match.

This setting heavily favors the guy with the gun.

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by juggerman
Wanted to say Granger wins but it is a quick draw. Hermione has to pull the wand, aim, decide the spell, flick her wrist according to the spell, and speak the spell before it fires. McClane has to pull gun, aim, and squeeze the trigger. Seems pretty one-sided to me.

Even if she got her spell off at the same time(unlikely) it probably wouldn't be a killing curse so even if it hit John he'd be hurt/stunned but she'd still be dead.

Apparation is her only hope to avoid a bullet in the teeth. If she does that McClane gets bent over unlovingly

MVF ruling was that apparation counts as leaving the battlefield and concession of defeat/DQ.

juggerman
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
MVF ruling was that apparation counts as leaving the battlefield and concession of defeat/DQ.

Even if it was just from where she stood to right behind him? If so then i don't know how she can win this.

the ninjak
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
MVF ruling was that apparation counts as leaving the battlefield and concession of defeat/DQ.

BFR. True dat./

Originally posted by Newjak
Are there any spells Hermonie could say while walking the ten paces that would keep her safe?

What about before she turned around?

No spells before walking ten paces. No cheating!

Sadako of Girth
* High-five *

the ninjak
High Five MoFo!

Newjak
Originally posted by Robtard
Nope. OP made it clear that they MUST walk ten paces each, turn and then the fights starts. No prepping beforehand from either. It's essentially a quick-draw match.

This setting heavily favors the guy with the gun. She would still be walking ten paces and turning around stick out tongue

I'm just asking if there are any spells she could use while turning, or right after the ten paces, that could help her avoid the gunfire without having to look at McClane?

Could she turn around while saying the word she wants?

Robtard
Nope, nothing can happen until they've finished turning around, as per the thread maker's stipulation. "They are standing back to back. It's a duel at ten paces!!!! Ten paces, turn, kill.""

I'm afraid she's at a disadvantage in this specific scenario and loses.

Newjak
Originally posted by Robtard
Nope, nothing can happen until they've finished turning around, as per the thread maker's stipulation. "They are standing back to back. It's a duel at ten paces!!!! Ten paces, turn, kill.""

I'm afraid she's at a disadvantage in this specific scenario and loses. Okay.

FrothByte
Like I said, if Hermione tries to quickdraw with McClane, she dies. If she ducks instead, runs away and somehow manages to take shelter without being blown apart, then she has a whole load of things she can do to beat McClane.

Sadako of Girth
If she ducks, McClane aims down a bit. /End thread.

quanchi112
Originally posted by focus4chumps
he doesnt have to be fast. the bullets travel roughly 2000 feet per second. poor poor hermione. sad He's slow reacting as evidenced in dh4 when the woman disarmed and then beat on him.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
You're bringing up tears and back to the standard "fanboy" comments cos you can't debate well.

Comes down to a quick-draw due to thread stipulations. Gun is faster than the wand. McClane has slow reflexes though. He gets frozen as soon as he touches his gun. DH4.

The Fat Rambo
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
MVF ruling was that apparation counts as leaving the battlefield and concession of defeat/DQ. Lol, fail. Up to me to determine what the battlefield is. Read the OP.

Silent Master
Per the MVF rules, the conditions have to be set within the first few post, so it's a bit late to be trying to change the rules.

The Fat Rambo
FFS the duel is in Dodge City, as per the OP. The entire city is the battlefield.

Silent Master
If Sadako of Girth is correct about apparation counting as leaving the battlefield, you would have had to make an exception in the OP or within the first few posts, which you didn't.

However, that is only if he's right about it being considered leaving the BF....I haven't seen the ruling, so I'm not taking a side yet.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Silent Master
If Sadako of Girth is correct about apparation counting as leaving the battlefield, you would have had to make an exception in the OP or within the first few posts, which you didn't.

However, that is only if he's right about it being considered leaving the BF....I haven't seen the ruling, so I'm not taking a side yet. Saddie has changed threads 4 pages in.

Silent Master
So?

quanchi112
Originally posted by Silent Master
So? He's a hypocrite since in his own threads he will change them 4 pages in yet calls someone else out.

Silent Master
And?

The Fat Rambo
Originally posted by Silent Master
If Sadako of Girth is correct about apparation counting as leaving the battlefield, you would have had to make an exception in the OP or within the first few posts, which you didn't.

However, that is only if he's right about it being considered leaving the BF....I haven't seen the ruling, so I'm not taking a side yet. He's not correct.

He's not correct.



He's butthurt.

Sadako of Girth
Nope. Im correct it was made a cople of years ago when RJ was trolling with it making up/abusing 'half apparating' (Always half that benefitted the wizard rather than the Jedi it fought, conveniently roll eyes (sarcastic) IE blaster/force proof but able to be tangible enough to deliver strikes) because of his massive butthurt.

Ask Imp, SM...

quanchi112
Originally posted by Silent Master
And? That he only applies it when his bias shows up. He ignores and changes a thread 4 pages in. The funny thing is McClane still lost despite his thread tampering.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. Im correct it was made a cople of years ago when RJ was trolling with it making up/abusing 'half apparating' (Always half that benefitted the wizard rather than the Jedi it fought, conveniently roll eyes (sarcastic) IE blaster/force proof but able to be tangible enough to deliver strikes) because of his massive butthurt.

Ask Imp, SM... Please calm down.

Silent Master
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. Im correct it was made a cople of years ago when RJ was trolling with it making up/abusing 'half apparating' (Always half that benefitted the wizard rather than the Jedi it fought, conveniently roll eyes (sarcastic) IE blaster/force proof but able to be tangible enough to deliver strikes) because of his massive butthurt.

Ask Imp, SM...

Are you talking about the "Harry Potter Magic versus the Force" thread?

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
McClane has slow reflexes though. He gets frozen as soon as he touches his gun. DH4.

laughing out loud more downplaying, it's all you have. He was fast enough to disarm and beat a man who had a gun aimed at him in DH5.

Pulling gun and trigger is faster than pulling wand and spell casting.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
laughing out loud more downplaying, it's all you have. He was fast enough to disarm and beat a man who had a gun aimed at him in DH5.

Pulling gun and trigger is faster than pulling wand and spell casting. Ok and ? We see Hermione fine tuning her reflexes/spells in more films than McClane has.

You can't just ignore the time where an unarmed women showed far greater reflexes than a man with a gun aimed at her. It takes more time to disarm someone than to pull a trigger as well. Granger wins.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
Ok and ? We see Hermione fine tuning her reflexes/spells in more films than McClane has.

You can't just ignore the time where an unarmed women showed far greater reflexes than a man with a gun aimed at her. It takes more time to disarm someone than to pull a trigger as well. Granger wins.

Pull gun & pull trigger > pull wand & cast spell. Deal.

Apples to oranges comparison. Lihn was a very fast and agile fighter and McClane turned his attention towards Farrell for a moment. This is a quick-draw style duel where the combatants have to do certain things before the fight starts; it heavily favors the guy with the guy.

Hermoine dies via single bullet to the head or chest. If you want to see McClane lose to Hermione, make a thread where the conditions do not heavily favor the guy with a gun.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
Pull gun & pull trigger > pull wand & cast spell. Deal.

Apples to oranges comparison. Lihn was a very fast and agile fighter and McClane turned his attention towards Farrell for a moment. This is a quick-draw style duel where the combatants have to do certain things before the fight starts; it heavily favors the guy with the guy.

Hermoine dies via single bullet to the head or chest. If you want to see McClane lose to Hermione, make a thread where the conditions do not heavily favor the guy with a gun. To disarm someone with a gun is far harder than to pull a trigger and McClane failed horribly there as well. Hermione's reflexes are fast enough to beat someone a mere muggle can disarm.

He wasn't a very quick draw there just as he won't be there. The difference here is that his opponent has a weapon as opposed to not having one.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
To disarm someone with a gun is far harder than to pull a trigger and McClane failed horribly there as well. Hermione's reflexes are fast enough to beat someone a mere muggle can disarm.

He wasn't a very quick draw there just as he won't be there. The difference here is that his opponent has a weapon as opposed to not having one.

Sure, ignore the context. Nope, pulling trigger > wand waving spell casting.

And a False Analogy. You sure do like to use logical fallacies.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
Sure, ignore the context. Nope, pulling trigger > wand waving spell casting.

And a False Analogy. You sure do like to use logical fallacies. Like I said pulling a trigger is far easier than having someone disarm you as well but McClane failed. He fails here. Granger wins, 10/10.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
Like I said pulling a trigger is far easier than having someone disarm you as well but McClane failed. He fails here. Granger wins, 10/10.

You're still ignoring context and still pulling that false analogy. If McClane wanted to initially kill Lihn, he could have easily pulled the trigger, he had her dead to rights, as he would have Hermione here. But you're DH4 ignorant so your dancing is expected.

So once again you have nothing except nonsense tactics and logical fallacies. McClane wins in this specific setting. Deal with it already.

Go make a thread where the setting isn't favored for the gun man, and you can have your precious Hermione victory over McClane or remain a jester. I don't really care either way.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
You're still ignoring context and still pulling that false analogy. If McClane wanted to initially kill Lihn, he could have easily pulled the trigger, he had her dead to rights, as he would have Hermione here. But you're DH4 ignorant so your dancing is expected.

So once again you have nothing except nonsense tactics and logical fallacies. McClane wins in this specific setting. Deal with it already.

Go make a thread where the setting isn't favored for the gun man, and you can have your precious Hermione victory over McClane or remain a jester. I don't really care either way. It showed his reflexes were that off. She disarmed him faster than he could pull the trigger exposing the weak human being that he is.

Hermione also survived more movies than he did. I know how you girls think that's a great point and all.


Why would I make another thread ? She clearly wins this one. Just relax. Take a nap or something you are starting to lose it.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
It showed his reflexes were that off. She disarmed him faster than he could pull the trigger exposing the weak human being that he is.

Hermione also survived more movies than he did. I know how you girls think that's a great point and all.

Why would I make another thread ? She clearly wins this one. Just relax. Take a nap or something you are starting to lose it.

We know you're DH ignorant and love to take what little you've seen from online clips out of context, twist, lie and/or cry.

LoL. McClane's looked death in the eye far more times. But that's you throwing out a red herring. This is a duel; the setting favors McClane here.

Nope, I'm afraid you still have no counter for trigger > wand spell casting. Your favorite franchise can't win every thread, time you accept this.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
We know you're DH ignorant and love to take what little you've seen from online clips out of context, twist, lie and/or cry.

LoL. McClane's looked death in the eye far more times. But that's you throwing out a red herring. This is a duel; the setting favors McClane here.

Nope, I'm afraid you still have no counter for trigger > wand spell casting. Your favorite franchise can't win every thread, time you accept this. You can continue to ***** but what I am saying is true. What is faster ?

Pulling a trigger or disarming someone with a gun ? laughing out loud

Hermonie's reflexes are far greater. She survived more films and honed her reflexes in each one. She also is still married unlike loser boy McClane.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
You can continue to ***** but what I am saying is true. What is faster ?

Pulling a trigger or disarming someone with a gun ? laughing out loud

Hermonie's reflexes are far greater. She survived more films and honed her reflexes in each one. She also is still married unlike loser boy McClane.

Covered that already:

Originally posted by Robtard
We know you're DH ignorant and love to take what little you've seen from online clips out of context, twist, lie and/or cry.

Your favorite franchise can't win every thread, time you accept this.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
Covered that already: No, you danced around it, clownshoes. If someone can disarm him before he pulls a trigger than someone can definitely use a wand before McClane's slowo hands pull the trigger.

Granger wins.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
No, you danced around it, clownshoes. If someone can disarm him before he pulls a trigger than someone can definitely use a wand before McClane's slowo hands pull the trigger.

Granger wins.

Covered:
Originally posted by Robtard
You're still ignoring context and still pulling that false analogy. If McClane wanted to initially kill Lihn, he could have easily pulled the trigger, he had her dead to rights, as he would have Hermione here. But you're DH4 ignorant so your dancing is expected.


Covered that too:

Originally posted by Robtard
Nope, I'm afraid you still have no counter for trigger > wand spell casting. Your favorite franchise can't win every thread, time you accept this.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
Covered:


Covered that too: You conceded. More movies. Better reflexes. Get back to me when McClane can keep a weaponless woman from disarming him. Granger wins.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
You conceded. More movies. Better reflexes. Get back to me when McClane can keep a weaponless woman from disarming him. Granger wins.

Covered:

Originally posted by Robtard
Expected dance and "concession" nonsense. /derp

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
Covered: No, you ignore his slower reflexes. You also ignored the he survived more movies horseshit you tried pedaling in the past. In closing you conceded.

The Fat Rambo
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. Im correct it was made a cople of years ago when RJ was trolling with it making up/abusing 'half apparating' (Always half that benefitted the wizard rather than the Jedi it fought, conveniently roll eyes (sarcastic) IE blaster/force proof but able to be tangible enough to deliver strikes) because of his massive butthurt.

Ask Imp, SM... Nope, read what I said. My thread. Up to me to determine the battlefield. The battlefield is Dodge city. She can apparate anywhere in the city. Try again, Champ.

You have a habit of calling me "gimp", take a look in the mirror. You are trying to take away apparition from Hermione, that's uber gimping to the max. Try that again and I'll take away "The McClane factor."


I also remember when you tried giving Jedi/Sith (in a thread where it specifically stated they have access only to their normal weaponry) the Death Star and the entire Republic fleet.





Someone can't stand loooooooooooooooooosing!!!!!

The Fat Rambo
Originally posted by quanchi112
You conceded. More movies. Better reflexes. Get back to me when McClane can keep a weaponless woman from disarming him. Granger wins. Aaaaaaahahahaaa he mad now.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
No, you ignore his slower reflexes. You also ignored the he survived more movies horseshit you tried pedaling in the past. In closing you conceded.

Originally posted by Robtard
Covered:

Originally posted by Robtard

Expected dance and "concession" nonsense. /derp

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
She is faster than someone who has to disarm McClane. She wins. Accept it.

The Fat Rambo
They mad, son.

Sadako of Girth
You guys mad at corpsey Granger being bodybagged off out of it by a sharpshooting headshotter. The simplicity of it.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
She is faster than someone who has to disarm McClane. She wins. Accept it.

laughing out loud Still ignoring context I see. If McClane wanted Lihn dead initially, she would have had a bullet in her head. Cry and lie all you want, this is a fact of the film.

In a MVF match, Hermione won't get that luxury, especially since the OP indicates that morals are off and blood lust is on. McClane pulls trigger, Hermione goes down dead. Favorites can't always win.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
laughing out loud Still ignoring context I see. If McClane wanted Lihn dead initially, she would have had a bullet in her head. Cry and lie all you want, this is a fact of the film.

In a MVF match, Hermione won't get that luxury, especially since the OP indicates that morals are off and blood lust is on. McClane pulls trigger, Hermione goes down dead. Favorites can't always win. He was too slow to react. He didn't want her to disarm him and his reflexes were slower than someone without a weapon. Can you not my see my point ? Why can't she block the bullet anyway ?

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
He was too slow to react. He didn't want her to disarm him and his reflexes were slower than someone without a weapon. Can you not my see my point ? Why can't she block the bullet anyway ?

Still ignoring context. He didn't want her dead at first, cos he's a cop. She disarmed him when his attention went to Farrell. That doesn't apply here.

Because she's not faster than a fired bullet.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
Still ignoring context. He didn't want her dead at first, cos he's a cop. She disarmed him when his attention went to Farrell. That doesn't apply here.

Because she's not faster than a fired bullet. I know he didn't want her dead but still showed slow reaction time in the process of being disarmed.

She can cast the spell to protect herself immediately.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
I know he didn't want her dead but still showed slow reaction time in the process of being disarmed.

She can cast the spell to protect herself immediately.

Because he was distracted, Lihn was right next to him and Lihn is very fast, as seen. She's highly trained in h2h.

She can cast this spell without grabbing her wand, waving it in front of her and saying "protego"?

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
Because he was distracted, Lihn was right next to him and Lihn is very fast, as seen. She's highly trained in h2h.

She can cast this spell without grabbing her wand, waving it in front of her and saying "protego"? He was just focused on her what else was he distracted by ?

She doesn't need to say the word but to me those reflexes seem faster than someone who can be disarmed hand to hand.

The Fat Rambo
My dear sweet Lord, is Rob still arguing for McClane here?

Text-only Version: Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.