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not-with-the-group Blue man, not-Charlie-Kelly Green man, and not-need-to-be-saved-by-homo-R-Lee-Ermey Silver man take on three supernatural beings
All are at their most powerful and bloodlusted
Nobody can be BFRed (Doc can't BFR Genie back into the bottle,etc.)
No PIS/CIS
Takes place in the universe, but starts in Times Square, Manhattan, crashing Denzel's new A Raisin In The Sun play.
Who takes this

Also no telepathic attacks allowed (such as Pinhead mindraping everyone, etc.)

Is this Genie before or after being set free?

Whichever one was more powerful

Genie solos.

Originally posted by Impediment
Genie solos.

This buttslammer is correct

How could in anyone's right mind perceive the Genie not BFRing the opposing team?

Wouldn't the Mask simply toonforce his way through everyone else?

Genie is nigh omnipotent. He turns the opposing team into the Human Centipede.

Yeah isn't genie the second oldest to SS but with godly reality warping powet?

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What has Genie done that Doc, GL, or SS can't do?

Alter reality and grant super powers.

i'm old now.. been years since i saw Aladdin but yeah Genie curbsatomps

Genie can't kill people. dems be tha rules.

Genie can't even go far from his lamp. dems be tha rules.

Genie dies if his lamp is destroyed. dems be tha rules.

Genie ain't soloing a damn thing.

Originally posted by marwash22
Genie can't kill people. dems be tha rules.

Genie can't even go far from his lamp. dems be tha rules.

Genie dies if his lamp is destroyed. dems be tha rules.

Genie ain't soloing a damn thing.

Wow. Excellent points.

Genie doesn't have to kill; he can incapacitate.

What does 'BFR' mean?

Battle Field Removal is an ability one would think the genie is capable of.

Especially if he can turn the opponents into sheep or cats or rocks.

So, Dr Manhattan has all the powers he displayed on screen? If so, can't he just turn everyone into blue dust?

Mask solos, hard,

Originally posted by marwash22
Genie can't kill people. dems be tha rules.

Genie can't even go far from his lamp. dems be tha rules.

Genie dies if his lamp is destroyed. dems be tha rules.

Genie ain't soloing a damn thing.

Genie can turn them into chocolate and summon a fat kid... GG.

Genie solos. Then takes out his team for the lulz.

Originally posted by ares834
Genie can turn them into chocolate and summon a fat kid... GG.

Genie solos. Then takes out his team for the lulz.

How is he going to turn an incorporeal being like Doc into chocolate? What matter/reality warping has Genie done that Doc is incapable of?
And Hal tanked being next to the sun. Has Genie ever shown such durability?

Originally posted by Lestov16
How is he going to turn an incorporeal being like Doc into chocolate? What matter/reality warping has Genie done that Doc is incapable of?
And Hal tanked being next to the sun. Has Genie ever shown such durability?

Has the Doctor turned a monkey into a elephant? Has the Doctor transformed a human into a being as powerful as himself? Has the doctor made a boat sail through the air?

Genie survived being dismembered (in his weakened state) by Jafar. And Genie can transform himself into a sun.

To compete with Genie you need a high scale reality manipulator (Genie Jafar), and I'm sorry but neither Doctor Manhattan, GL or Silver Surfer come close to Genie. Especially not Genie at full power, in one instance while weakened he grows larger then the world and spins it on his index finger. As for Genies can't kill, sure they can't not directly, but Jafar showed that circumventing the rules really isn't a issue.

Transmuting a monkey into a elephant is merely a matter of rearranging subatomic particles, which Doc does with ease considering how he frequently synthesizes lithium. It's not something Doc can't do.

Doc gave Silk Spectre his retrocognition ability to look into her childhood, so he has shown that he can grant his power to others.

Making a boat fly is certainly not out of the realm of Doc's TK.

Doc is immune to dismemberment (hell, he's immune to disintegration)

Doc has walked on the surface of the sun, so not sure how that'll help Genie.

Doc could probably easily alter his shape to dwarf the planet. He can assume any size he wishes.

What else does Genie bring to the table?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Transmuting a monkey into a elephant is merely a matter of rearranging subatomic particles, which Doc does with ease considering how he frequently synthesizes lithium. It's not something Doc can't do.

Doc gave Silk Spectre his retrocognition ability to look into her childhood, so he has shown that he can grant his power to others.

Making a boat fly is certainly not out of the realm of Doc's TK.

Doc is immune to dismemberment (hell, he's immune to disintegration)

Doc has walked on the surface of the sun, so not sure how that'll help Genie.

Doc could probably easily alter his shape to dwarf the planet. He can assume any size he wishes.

What else does Genie bring to the table?

But has the doctor done it? No he hasn't. Has the doctor transformed himself into various physical forms? No. Warped a gold fish into a whale? Nope. What the Genie has done, while fooling around sounds alot more powerful then making Lithium. But then again all I know about Lithium is that it's a chemical agent. And producing it, is imo nowhere near transforming humans and animals into various shapes. Hell Genie can turn the air to gold so...

So now Silk Spectre can blow up humans, and exist multiple places at once? Thought not, if he had transformed her into a version of himself, like Genie did to Jafar then you would have a point but Manhatten never showed to have that ability. Also iirc Silk Spectre lost that power as soon as she broke contact with Doctor Manhatten.

You misunderstand, Genie warped reality around the boat, making the boat look like it was sailing through water, while it was actually sailing through the air.

But is he also immune to transmutation? Nothing suggest that, as the doctor never showed the ability to transform a living being into something else (Monkey to Elephant, Mouse to human, Fish to whale etc.) Genie reconstructs himself from multiple forms constantly throughtout the movies and series.

You mentioned the GL resisting the Sun as being something special.

Probably, is nice. But Genie has actually done it. And that is the difference.

So you don't think that Genie altering his size to being greater then the earth and spin it on his index finger, shows a degree of reality control far beyond what Doctor Manhatten have portrayed as being within the scope of his abilities?

Edit: Also the day the Doctor can juggle around with planets and suns, let me know. On the previous page Genie is showed do it.

Manhattan destroys Genie's lamp.

stop it.

Genie is being gimped beyond reason and unfairly.

Genie is the most powerful being here. He wouldn't let his lamp be exposed.

he has no choice in the matter. He's tethered to the lamp. His bracelets are like shackles that keep him from straying too far from it...

You mean to tell me, Manhattan, a being of supreme intellect, will not pick up on this and destroy it? Not to mention Manhattan can see the future and think faster than Genie can.

c'mon. Genie dies.

He's not tethered to the lamp 100%. He has been shown walking around with no lamp in sight.

cartoon ignoring it's own rules.

Why is Genie the most powerful here? What has he done that Doc is unable to replicate?

I've only seen the first Aladdin movie.

Is there a rule that Genie dies if his lamp is destroyed?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Why is Genie the most powerful here? What has he done that Doc is unable to replicate?

Doctor Manhattan can control matter and teleport, yes, but can't turn somebody into a powerful sorcerer, much less an all powerful genie that can grant wishes.

What wishes can Genie grant that Doc would be unable to produce? As far as being all powerful, he clearly isn't since he's bound by rules. IIRC he can't even resurrect the dead. Doc never has to worry about being stuck in a lamp or not killing.

Originally posted by Impediment
I've only seen the first Aladdin movie.

Is there a rule that Genie dies if his lamp is destroyed? when Jafar becomes Genie, the real Genie tells Aladdin that the only way to kill a Genie who is still tethered to it's lamp is to destroy the lamp. Aladdin threw Jafars lamp into lava and Jafar died.

Originally posted by Lestov16
What has Genie done that Doc, GL, or SS can't do? Spin the planet Earth as though it were a basketball in the palm of his hand.

Become the moon.

Be more or less nigh-omnipotent.

Genie solos both teams.

Originally posted by marwash22
he has no choice in the matter. He's tethered to the lamp. His bracelets are like shackles that keep him from straying too far from it...

You mean to tell me, Manhattan, a being of supreme intellect, will not pick up on this and destroy it? Not to mention Manhattan can see the future and think faster than Genie can.

c'mon. Genie dies. Pretty sure that Genie just turns Manhattan into a cat.

Originally posted by Lestov16


Doc could probably easily alter his shape to dwarf the planet. He can assume any size he wishes. Haha, what a clown.

No but seriously: Genie wins.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Pretty sure that Genie just turns Manhattan into a cat.

Explain how he'll be doing that to a non-corporeal being who has no true physical form

Originally posted by Lestov16
Explain how he'll be doing that to a non-corporeal being who has no true physical form By locking him in a box.

Sort of like what Jafar did to Genie in the second movie. Genie also is not dependent upon a physical form and can exist independent of himself.

how goes the whore hunting business, Nem?

Not well, the brothels of Venice are long dried up of choice game. Luckily I can still go back to my boars for comfort.

Just because Jafar did it to Genie doesn't mean it will work on Manhattan. Genie is bound by rules. Doc isn't.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Just because Jafar did it to Genie doesn't mean it will work on Manhattan. Genie is bound by rules. Doc isn't. Explain to me how being unable to kill, make people love, or revive the dead (This last one might be self-imposed) makes one easier to trap in a crystal ball?

Genie even free (And thus, weaker) is far more powerful than Manhattan.

Originally posted by Impediment
I've only seen the first Aladdin movie. The f*ck?

Who watches Disney sequels...

People who like good Disney sequels.

Guess I have to watch Aladdin's one then.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
People who like good Disney sequels.

Outside of Pixar, none exist.

Lion King 2.

phuck you, broski.

Originally posted by marwash22
Lion King 2.

phuck you, broski.

Return of Jafar isn't bad, the animation took a pretty noticeable downgrade though.

Atlantis: Milo's Return was good imo.