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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Alright, the way this is played is simple. Clicking on the link above will generate a random super power for you. It can be something as stupid as insect breath, or something as stomp worthy on Spidey as the Power Cosmic. You can only click once, so be honest about your first power. This is composite Spidey by the way. All feats for both the Garfield and Maguire versions are valid here.

For added fun, list the 3-5 posters to post above you, and say whether you would win or lose against them. If it's a close match, explain why. If its a stomp one way or another, no need for an explanation.

I'll start off. I got Weather Mimicry. I can become make my body become different weather phenomenons. I can be intangible, invulnerable, shapeshift, turn invisible, fly, I can't be contained, and I can generate different weather conditions. I stomp Spidey.

http://i.imgur.com/ry7gz4K.jpg

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Manipulation

I take spiderman down by crushing him.

I pretty sure I could take you're weathers power and use them against you.

Time manipulation. I go back in time and kill Peter as a baby with some super advanced tech I picked up from the future. And then, just for lulz I make the Maguire Spider bite me.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mass_Absorption

Spidey punches me and I get a nice snack.

I have the power to detect radio frequencies... I'm so getting my ass kicked.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Will_Theft

Will Theft. I steal Spider-Man's will to want to win, therefore I win. After I win, I make Spidey my obedient slave and make him rob banks for me, and then I make him take me to Mary Jane so I can steal her will and let me put my dick in her ass.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mysticism

I have soooooo many ways to bring him down.

Urgh. Everyone got better powers than me.

As for the people above me.

Arachnid1 - I can beat you through a number of ways. The simplest being just removing your powers altogether. Or taking them for my own and leaving you powerless. I could also banish you from this plane of existence or to deep space or something. Etc, etc...

Time Immemorial - Same as above. Take your powers. Or just counter them. Or punch you in the soul.

Ares834 - This will be harder as it comes down to which of us is faster on the draw. But I could fool you into an illusion where you were using your powers. Then end you.

NemeBro - I could just BFR you. Or overload you. Or rip out your soul. Or banish you to Hell. The list goes on.

FrothByte - I give you powers to make you have a fighting chance. Then I beat you.

Impediment - Your power is extremely simple...but very effective. You'd probably beat me then have one of the most powerful mages in existence on your side. But like with Ares, it depends on who's faster to shoot their powers off. But then again as I know what your powers are beforehand, I could probably come up with a quick solution to deal with you.

So I'm trying to figure out a way to use my super radio frequency hearing...

I eavesdrop on your phone calls to your girlfriends and blackmail the lot of you?

Originally posted by FrothByte
So I'm trying to figure out a way to use my super radio frequency hearing...

I eavesdrop on your phone calls to your girlfriends and blackmail the lot of you?

You could do that to find out Spidey's secrets and threaten his loved ones. You'd easily win that way. But if you tried to blackmail me(Sorcerer Omega Alpha Super Duper Hi-Def Wi-Fi Supreme Big Mac) I have ways to deal with you, lol.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Interface_Creation

Pretty versatile. "Digital constructs" links back to Digimon and those guys get up to universe busters from what I hear. Encyclopedic Knowledge is also pretty neat to have, and all the knowledge stuff apparently gives access to magic and reality warping. Knowledge is power indeed.

I think I can win with this. Our speed gap might be a tough hurdle, though.

Originally posted by FrothByte
So I'm trying to figure out a way to use my super radio frequency hearing...

I eavesdrop on your phone calls to your girlfriends and blackmail the lot of you? That works, for those who have dark secrets they don't want revealed. I keep my nose clean, so you'd have a hard time of finding dirt on me. You could probably make my life hell through my blackmailing people I care about or others in powerful positions to mess with my credit, put hits on me, (etc...). In other words, you'd make the perfect kingpin/knowitall type of super villain.

You could also get stupid rich by eavesdropping on the secrets of different groups around the world and selling to their enemies, or just getting a job doing that for whatever country you live in if your a patriotic kind of person. That could effectively make your country one of the most dangerous powers in the world. Any government would find your power dangerous as an enemy, but useful as an ally, so you'd be payed large amounts of money for your work. Plus, free powerful internet forever lol.

If you start studying computer science/computer security, you could probably become a stupid skilled hacker. It would take years of effort, prep, and learning, but you'd end up one of the most dangerous men alive. No one would be able to track or stop you, because you'd detect their signals from anywhere in an instant, not to mention you're not using any company or account tied to your name. You just have unlimited internet for some reason.


From your wiki:
-Access the internet from anywhere.
-Sense Radio Waves
-Radar Sense
-Listen to phone calls
-Patch into varying radio signals.
-Eavesdrop on distant private conversations.
-Find and hit an exact frequency of sounds

If it makes you feel any better, the majority of people here would probably whoop my *ss too lol

Originally posted by The Scenario
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Interface_Creation

Pretty versatile. "Digital constructs" links back to Digimon and those guys get up to universe busters from what I hear. Encyclopedic Knowledge is also pretty neat to have, and all the knowledge stuff apparently gives access to magic and reality warping. Knowledge is power indeed.

I think I can win with this. Our speed gap might be a tough hurdle, though. It says you have a force field too. You'd stomp once you get that up in the beginning of the fight.

I decided to go for a second round. I got Hope Inducement.



This is it. I found the most stupid and useless power ever thought up. I cant even use it on myself or for personal gain (like say, in a fight with Spiderman). Even if I could use it, it has literally no effect other than making me feel hopeful that I can beat Spidey. Should have stuck with the weather powers lol

I lose to everyone here except maybe Froth, and that just devolves into a normal street fight between two normal people. lol

The ability to manipulate the interaction that holds protons to neutrons. Sub-power of Fundamental Forces Manipulation and one of the two forces of Nuclear Manipulation.

CapabilitiesThe user can influence the strong force (also called the strong interaction, strong force, strong nuclear force, nuclear strong force or color force) which holds together atomic nuclei, they can make objects disintegrate or make protons/neutrons from the environment incorporate into chemical elements and vice versa.

using this i stomp spidy and take over various countries

wuuuuuuuuuuut


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Mimicry_Immunity

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
wuuuuuuuuuuut


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Mimicry_Immunity

Lol. So basically, it's useless unless you fight someone who has mimicry abilities?

I got Suffering Enpowerment. So i gain power from being harmed, injured or distressed. I take Spidey.

I punish spidey with spirit magic
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spirit_Magic

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Assassination

This seems to vary a lot in application, but it looks like my power is literally killing people, regardless of their own abilities. So I win everything.

So I kill Spiderman... by killing him. This is such a ridiculous power.

I just read all the applications of my apparent ability. I basically have what amounts the power of plot-device.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinetic_Constructs

Meshes so well. I can win on Spider-Man. Unsure on forum-goers.

Spatial slicing.

Known users: Palkia, Mukuro (Yu Yu Hakusho), Trafalgar Law, Kenpachi Zaraki...

I take down spidey and can probably beat most of you except maybe Imp.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cleanliness_Inducement

lol. i die. Spidey gets a pristine costume tho.

Actually if you use it like Khalifa did in One Piece, he'll be limp and useless as soon as he gets "cleaned"

I beat Spidey and most everyone else

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neurocognitive_Deficit

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Caustic_Phasing

Spidey gets ****ed

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Assassination

This seems to vary a lot in application, but it looks like my power is literally killing people, regardless of their own abilities. So I win everything.

So I kill Spiderman... by killing him. This is such a ridiculous power.
Lol enhanced assassination? You have the power to murder unsuspecting people that's beast

Jesus **** I got an insane overkill over

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Embodiment

Capabilities
The user acts as the physical manifestation or personification of a reality and possesses absolute dominion over it, allowing any and all desires to be achieved. A common method of becoming the embodiment of reality is by fusing with it.

Applications
All Reality Altering Powers
Alpha Reality
Conceptualization
Cosmic Entity Physiology
Creation/Cosmic Creation
Law Manipulation
Omnipresence
Reality Perception
Reality Condition
Associations
Almighty Object Fusion
Nigh Omnipotence/Omnipotence
Power Manifestation
Unity
Universal Embodiment

Limitations
Experience and knowledge may be needed.
If the user is destroyed all reality may collapse.
If this power was obtained by fusing with object, destruction of said object will strip the user of their power and may even kill them.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
Lol enhanced assassination? You have the power to murder unsuspecting people that's beast

Well, reading the applications, apparently I can instantly know anyone's power levels, abilities, as well as their weakness and exactly how to kill them, with minimal effort at that. And have undetectable stealth. I am apparently also a master in any and all forms of combat, can use any weapon, and can even make weapons out of random shit lying around. I can also induce fear and psychologically screw with people, throwing them off their game, as well as virtually instantly understand their combat style and predict their moves.

I just realised... I am BATMAN

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
Well, reading the applications, apparently I can instantly know anyone's power levels, abilities, as well as their weakness and exactly how to kill them, with minimal effort at that. And have undetectable stealth. I am apparently also a master in any and all forms of combat, can use any weapon, and can even make weapons out of random shit lying around. I can also induce fear and psychologically screw with people, throwing them off their game, as well as virtually instantly understand their combat style and predict their moves.

I just realised... I am BATMAN
the possibilities are endless with such a power.

Basically you're batman, true.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_Dependent_Physiology

Belief Dependent Physiology

Also Called

- I Think Therefore I Am
- Subjective Existence

The user is able to alter their existence or physical form in nearly any manner they see fit, according to their beliefs about themselves. They can prevent themselves from being destroyed or being truly gone by the belief that they cannot disappear, as well as heal themselves by believing they are unharmed from damage.

Applications
- Absolute Condition - if the user believes they have supreme strength, intelligence, etc.
- Invulnerability - if the user believes they are completely indestructible.
- Immortality - if the user believes they cannot die.
- Omnipresence - if the user believes they are everywhere and nowhere.


Oh yeah. I'm taking you all out. Robtard thinks, therefore he is.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Visibility

wtf. I'm having no luck with this.

Maybe Spidey will become my friend and feel bad after he kicks my ass.

Originally posted by marwash22
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Visibility

wtf. I'm having no luck with this.

Maybe Spidey will become my friend and feel bad after he kicks my ass.
Well spiderman will refuse to attack you.
Thats something

Or notice him faster for the ass-beating Marwash is going to take. Either or.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Osteokinetic_Shield_Construction

It' a good powerset for street-level, but anyone above that is likely to defeat me.

Sorry Marwash, but I lol'd pretty hard at both the powers you got. With that combo, you could make a killing running a laundromat though.

most popular dry cleaning service in the world.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Toxic_Area
As long as I can avoid Spidey's web, I'm untouchable

Originally posted by Lestov16
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Toxic_Area
As long as I can avoid Spidey's web, I'm untouchable

You're basically an especially repugnant farter.

Now this is much better, though it doesn't count for the thread as it's my second power pick.


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Ascension

3rd time's a char... fucc my life.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pattern_Sense


i'll deduce the exact manner in which Spidey is gonna kick my ass.

Originally posted by marwash22
3rd time's a char... fucc my life.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pattern_Sense


i'll deduce the exact manner in which Spidey is gonna kick my ass.


Fist-To-Face shortly followed by Foot-To-Ass.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Energy_Absorption

Took again.

Your soul is mine.

I got 'Mastery/Control of Mold' when I redid it. I think I'll be sticking to my powers of belief instead.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anger_Inducement

So I beat spiderman with the power of "trolling".