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Sing from Kung Fu Hustle challenges Zohan to a duel, to determine whose slapstick abilities combat are the greatest.

- Hand to hand combat
- Fight takes place in a large, open arena
- Win via KO or death

Here is a clip for Zohan:

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And here is a clip for Sing:

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Sing has some ridiculous speed/strength/skill feats during that final fight.

He also has other feats that are flat-out cartoon-like, like the following:

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I personally think that this is a fight Zohan would lose more times than he would win. Sing seems to have even more toonforce on his side than Zohan has.

Zohan might still win, the dude was indestructible.

Sing's final form!

Sing's faster, stronger and arguable the better technical fighter.

Zohan also has no defense against the Buddha's Palm.

Sing.

the only way to beat a cartoon is to be more of a cartoon, which Sing is.

Bullshit, Zohan rapes. Dude was so fast he was merely a blur. Plus he stops bullets with his nose.

Nope

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Bullshit, Zohan rapes. Dude was so fast he was merely a blur. Plus he stops bullets with his nose. The Beast casually plucked a bullet out of the air that was three or four inches away from his neck with his far hand. His hand would have to have been moving much faster than the bullet.

Which it was.

Sing proceeded to beat the Beast, and is explicitly faster than both bullets and the Beast himself.

Sing wins. Easily in fact.

Afraid so, champ. Zohan has a much higher damage soak and is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY faster.

LoL. No. Sing survived hits from the Beast; having every bone in his body broken and his faced turned to pulp and this was (wait for it)... BEFORE he transformed and gained his full powers.

Speed, no contest, as noted: Sing > the Beast in speed and the Beast is faster than Zohan.

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You're welcome for the lesson.

Don't forget that he could outrun the Landlady even before his potential was unlocked.

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No. He's not.

As my fellow righteous posters Neme and Rob pointed out, Sing is a beast compared to Beast himself. Beast fired a revolver at his face with one hand, and easily caught the bullet with the other. That not only shows speed, but immense durability since it didn't mangle his hand.

Sing after his evolution into a Kung-Fu Genius was faster than Beast. Even before that, the chase scene with him and the landlady had them easily outrunning speeding vehicles, jumping and floating dozens of feet in the air, and moving so fast their feet were Roadrunner wheels.

Afterwards Sing himself became so fast he hit the Axe Gang guy, sent him back a few dozen feet into a barrel(breaking his back in the process) all so fast nobody saw it happen. Was capable of sending people flying with casual hits through concrete, stomping their feet flat, and jumping hundreds of feet with ease. Also Zohan has absolutely NO defense against Buddha's Palm.

Zohan is outclassed in every imaginable way...except maybe the bush.

Another feat we forgot was his healing factor. Got bit by a shit ton of snakes, stabbed, etc... and was healed in a few hours. Also was strong enough to leave huge indents in solid metal.

We've all watched that video today.

How nice.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL. No. Sing survived hits from the Beast; having every bone in his body broken and his faced turned to pulp and this was (wait for it)... BEFORE he transformed and gained his full powers.

Speed, no contest, as noted: Sing > the Beast in speed and the Beast is faster than Zohan.

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You're welcome for the lesson. This fight is to the KO. Sing was KO'd by beast yo.


Wait, you REALLY think Sing is faster than Zohan? Shall I post a vid to disprove that?

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Never, not once, is anyone in KFH shown fighting as fast as Zohan did there.

Damage soak: Zohan stopped a bullet with his nostrils, man. He also caught a bullet in midair from less than a foot away, from a gun (.357 magnum) that fires a bullet with a higher velocity than the gun that fired the bullet that Beast caught. Here, FF to :30:


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Anyone ignoring these feats is simply trolling.

Originally posted by KingD19
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No. He's not.

As my fellow righteous posters Neme and Rob pointed out, Sing is a beast compared to Beast himself. Beast fired a revolver at his face with one hand, and easily caught the bullet with the other. That not only shows speed, but immense durability since it didn't mangle his hand. Read what I just posted. Zohan caught a bullet from a gun that fires a bullet with a higher velocity than the gun that beast fired. AND he caught another from the same gun with his NOSTRIL. Zohan>>>Beast in speed.

Watch the vid I posted. No one in KFH moved as fast as Zohan. Fact.

Again, the vid I posted shows Zohan moving faster.

Despite the evidence I have provided that proves every point you were trying to make wrong? K.

A KO wins this. Zohan easily KO's Sing. Accept it.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
This fight is to the KO. Sing was KO'd by beast yo.


Wait, you REALLY think Sing is faster than Zohan? Shall I post a vid to disprove that?

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Never, not once, is anyone in KFH shown fighting as fast as Zohan did there.

Damage soak: Zohan stopped a bullet with his nostrils, man. He also caught a bullet in midair from less than a foot away, from a gun (.357 magnum) that fires a bullet with a higher velocity than the gun that fired the bullet that Beast caught. Here, FF to :30:


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Anyone ignoring these feats is simply trolling.

Sing was actuallly put into a coma-like state by the Beast, every bone broken and face turned into pulp. But this was BEFORE Sing unlocked his full power-set.

Sing is a lot faster, since Sing is faster than the Beast and the Beast can move at many, many, many, many times faster than a bullet, which is many times faster than Zohan (see below).

Beast's bullet-catch is more impressive than Zohan's, as he had to react to a much smaller distance before the bullet hit his dome.

Strength, again, Sing is stronger than the Beast and the Beast has the power to send a 150-160lbs man flying miles into the air with a simple kick. That would take a tremendous amount of power.

#schoolsisout

Originally posted by Robtard
Sing was actuallly put into a coma-like state by the Beast, every bone broken and face turned into pulp. But this was BEFORE Sing unlocked his full power-set.

Sing is a lot faster, since Sing is faster than the Beast and the Beast can move at many, many, many, many times faster than a bullet, which is many times faster than Zohan (see below).

Beast's bullet-catch is more impressive than Zohan's, as he had to react to a much smaller distance before the bullet hit his dome.

Strength, again, Sing is stronger than the Beast and the Beast has the power to send a 150-160lbs man flying miles into the air with a simple kick. That would take a tremendous amount of power.

#schoolsisout

Fact is, neither Zohan or Sing (with his full power set), ever took any visible damage. It's impossible to determine who took more damage.

Lol, no. Beast caught the bullet with two fingers, but he fired the bullet and he knew exactly where and when it would be. Zohan reacted to a shooter from a foot away (who was firing a gun that fires a bullet with a higher velocity than the revolver the Beast used) and caught it with his nostril. What takes more strength? Catching a bullet between two fingers, or catching a bullet with a nostril?


No. Read what I just said.

And what will Sing do when Zohan does this?


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Human pretzel FTW. Also, not the double foot uppercut. And his handless push ups:

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The man defies gravity, dude. If life was the Matrix, Zohan is Neo.

Nah, what I said. Beast's bullet grab feat is more impressive. Maths and physics and shit.

Defy gravity you say? Sing was floating up in the clouds with the eagles gathering enlightenment for some time before he came rocketing down with his Buddha's Palm attack, something Zohan has no defense against. /Pwnedyouagainkid

Behold and witness your doom!

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Sing after jumping hundreds of feet straight up, bounced off an eagle and went up a few more hundred feet.

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Originally posted by Robtard
Nah, what I said. Beast's bullet grab feat is more impressive. Maths and physics and shit.

Defy gravity you say? Sing was floating up in the clouds with the eagles gathering enlightenment for some time before he came rocketing down with his Buddha's Palm attack, something Zohan has no defense against. /Pwnedyouagainkid

Behold and witness your doom!

5_Etw_BwRoY Sing was already ascending upwards, he simply reached the apex of his flight and fell.

Zohan? He was on the ground and decided to ascend on his own power.

Zohan>>>Sing in defying gravity.


Also, keep dodging my question about Zohan's nostril stopping a bullet.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Sing was already ascending upwards, he simply reached the apex of his flight and fell.

Zohan? He was on the ground and decided to ascend on his own power.

Zohan>>>Sing in defying gravity.


Also, keep dodging my question about Zohan's nostril stopping a bullet.

Even if "defying gravity" goes to Zohan, he still loses due to posted strength, speed and skill feats for Sing.

What dodge? Zohan took a bullet in his nose, he's extremely durable, no one said he wasn't.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
This fight is to the KO. Sing was KO'd by beast yo.

Before he reached his full potential. Are you trolling?



It has already been established that Sing is much faster than bullets. Why are you posting a video of Zohan fighting at speeds much slower than bullets as proof that Zohan is faster?

Also, that's cute.

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Here we see Sing, back when he was still a punk, with several knives stabbed in him, and after being bitten by cobras, outrun the Landlady, and even moving faster than vehicles on the road (and its one of those between city roads where the speed limit is high as shit). So it would appear Sing had a solid edge in foot-speed over the Zohan even before his transformation. He is similarly faster in reflexes.



Damage soak: Sing withstood being hit by a blow that sent him through one side of a building and out the other, as well as badly damaging the stone wall on the other side.

Also, hahah, "less than a foot away". The only bullet fired anywhere near that close is the one caught in the nose. Zohan only needed to a tiny motion to catch that bullet: tilt his head back. . The Beast did one big movement to catch a bullet that was fired from closer, and he didn't move his hand until the bullet was at best four inches from his face, probably closer to three. Even if the bullet Zohan caught is faster, it isn't by enough to make up for the vast difference in the casualness of the feat. Zohan only caught the bullet with his nostril because he wasn't fast enough to do it with his hands.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Fact is, neither Zohan or Sing (with his full power set), ever took any visible damage. It's impossible to determine who took more damage.

Afraid not. Sing took more damage because the things that hit him were more quantifiably impressive.



How does that diminish the speed which he had to move do do it?



I believe headbutting a person through buildings and above the clouds takes more strength.



Probably punch him. Or kill him with the air pressure of his palm.



Sing hopped off of a duck and stayed in mid-air for a prolonged period of time as he reached enlightenment.

Also, who gives a shit? I don't care how physics-defying Zohan is. Sing is faster, stronger, more durable, and much more powerful. That is why he wins.

Just for fun, I decided to list every one of Sing's feats in the final fight of KFH. Many of which are vastly beyond what the Zohan can accomplish.

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:35, with a casual flex of his shoulders Sing sends two men through the stone railings of the stairway.

:58, stomps on the foots of several men in a fraction of a second, before their attacks can hit.

1:15, knocks away several men while destroying more of the stone railing. Pretty good, but so far nothing far above Zohan.

1:50, casually sends many men flying thirty+ feet with single strikes that send them through stone and wood. Then he tosses ten or so men dozens of feet into the air. What strength feats does Zohan have to compare?

2:50, knocks the Beast through the stone railing before he can react and combos him to the ground, where the fight proper starts. At 3:25 they show the same blurry movement you were wanking from the Zohan.

4:10 is hit with the Leaping Frog headbutt that sends him through several walls and survives. As we later see this technique utterly pulverizes stone. Being able to stop .357 bullet with your nostrils doesn't compare.

5:52 he is hit so hard he is sent to the clouds themselves. Zohan never withstood nearly this much punishment.

7:00 Sing caves solid stone in with the air pressure of his descent.

Then, at 7:50 Sing shows he can use the Buddha's Palm attack by just extending his hand, and the pressure blows a three story hole through an entire building. We then see that Sing intentionally threw his aim off so the Beast would survive the attack.

Zohan has never dealt with an attack that powerful. Bullets? Bullets don't even compare.

Sing stomps.

Originally posted by Robtard
Even if "defying gravity" goes to Zohan, he still loses due to posted strength, speed and skill feats for Sing.

What dodge? Zohan took a bullet in his nose, he's extremely durable, no one said he wasn't.

Concession accepted.

Didn't Beast say that speed in kung fu decides the winner?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Before he reached his full potential. Are you trolling?



It has already been established that Sing is much faster than bullets. Why are you posting a video of Zohan fighting at speeds much slower than bullets as proof that Zohan is faster?

Also, that's cute.

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Here we see Sing, back when he was still a punk, with several knives stabbed in him, and after being bitten by cobras, outrun the Landlady, and even moving faster than vehicles on the road (and its one of those between city roads where the speed limit is high as shit). So it would appear Sing had a solid edge in foot-speed over the Zohan even before his transformation. He is similarly faster in reflexes.



Damage soak: Sing withstood being hit by a blow that sent him through one side of a building and out the other, as well as badly damaging the stone wall on the other side.

Also, hahah, "less than a foot away". The only bullet fired anywhere near that close is the one caught in the nose. Zohan only needed to a tiny motion to catch that bullet: tilt his head back. . The Beast did one big movement to catch a bullet that was fired from closer, and he didn't move his hand until the bullet was at best four inches from his face, probably closer to three. Even if the bullet Zohan caught is faster, it isn't by enough to make up for the vast difference in the casualness of the feat. Zohan only caught the bullet with his nostril because he wasn't fast enough to do it with his hands.



Afraid not. Sing took more damage because the things that hit him were more quantifiably impressive.



How does that diminish the speed which he had to move do do it?



I believe headbutting a person through buildings and above the clouds takes more strength.



Probably punch him. Or kill him with the air pressure of his palm.



Sing hopped off of a duck and stayed in mid-air for a prolonged period of time as he reached enlightenment.

Also, who gives a shit? I don't care how physics-defying Zohan is. Sing is faster, stronger, more durable, and much more powerful. That is why he wins.

Just for fun, I decided to list every one of Sing's feats in the final fight of KFH. Many of which are vastly beyond what the Zohan can accomplish.

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:35, with a casual flex of his shoulders Sing sends two men through the stone railings of the stairway.

:58, stomps on the foots of several men in a fraction of a second, before their attacks can hit.

1:15, knocks away several men while destroying more of the stone railing. Pretty good, but so far nothing far above Zohan.

1:50, casually sends many men flying thirty+ feet with single strikes that send them through stone and wood. Then he tosses ten or so men dozens of feet into the air. What strength feats does Zohan have to compare?

2:50, knocks the Beast through the stone railing before he can react and combos him to the ground, where the fight proper starts. At 3:25 they show the same blurry movement you were wanking from the Zohan.

4:10 is hit with the Leaping Frog headbutt that sends him through several walls and survives. As we later see this technique utterly pulverizes stone. Being able to stop .357 bullet with your nostrils doesn't compare.

5:52 he is hit so hard he is sent to the clouds themselves. Zohan never withstood nearly this much punishment.

7:00 Sing caves solid stone in with the air pressure of his descent.

Then, at 7:50 Sing shows he can use the Buddha's Palm attack by just extending his hand, and the pressure blows a three story hole through an entire building. We then see that Sing intentionally threw his aim off so the Beast would survive the attack.

Zohan has never dealt with an attack that powerful. Bullets? Bullets don't even compare.

Sing stomps. According to Beast, what decides the winner in kung fu?

Speed.

Sing is faster than Zohan.

Therefore Sing wins.

Glad you agree.

Whatever Beast says doesn't determine the winner in a forum fight. He could have said whoever eats the most spring rolls wins for all I care.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Speed.

Sing is faster than Zohan.

Therefore Sing wins.

Glad you agree. Is that right? Post Sing's fastest fighting scene.

Originally posted by Placidity
Whatever Beast says doesn't determine the winner in a forum fight. He could have said whoever eats the most spring rolls wins for all I care. Well hell, we can't have you all hot and bothered, can we?

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Is that right? Post Sing's fastest fighting scene. I made a big fat post detailing why Sing wins and you still refuse to respond to it. There is nothing more to say here. I've won the debate, much like Sing wins this fight.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Concession accepted.

Didn't Beast say that speed in kung fu decides the winner?

Beast did and Sing is faster.

Already stated: Sing can move so fast he is invisible to the naked eye.

Or in simpler terms: Seeming invisible > looking like a blur

Originally posted by NemeBro
I made a big fat post detailing why Sing wins and you still refuse to respond to it. There is nothing more to say here. I've won the debate, much like Sing wins this fight. Your lengthy post was crushed by me saying " Is that right? Post Sing's fastest fighting scene."


You refused to do so, so no, you have won nothing.


One more chance. Post Sing's fastest fighting scene.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Your lengthy post was crushed by me saying " Is that right? Post Sing's fastest fighting scene."


You refused to do so, so no, you have won nothing.


One more chance. Post Sing's fastest fighting scene. I did in the post that you couldn't read.

Sing wins. I win.

Not that I feel proud of this victory mind you. Zohan is fighting a character who can level buildings by extending his palm toward them. He had no chance from the start.

edit: Also, hey Rob, could you find the fight between the Landlords and the Beast? I briefly searched, couldn't find it, got bored, and then left youtube.

Originally posted by NemeBro


edit: Also, hey Rob, could you find the fight between the Landlords and the Beast? I briefly searched, couldn't find it, got bored, and then left youtube.

Here's that scene: http://www.filmsmasharchives.com/musicvideo.php?vid=73cfdb31c

Here's the whole damn movie: http://vimeo.com/96277560

I'm not watching the whole movie you phucking phaggot.

edit: nigga **** your edit. Thanks though.

I don't see any edit tags and I posted just the scene too, so check your eyes, you blind ass nabbler

You sound mad.

Originally posted by NemeBro
You sound mad.

If I throw a dog a bone, I don't expect to get barked at

That's because you're used to dealing with quan.

Originally posted by NemeBro
That's because you're used to dealing with quan. touche'

Originally posted by Robtard
Here's that scene: http://www.filmsmasharchives.com/musicvideo.php?vid=73cfdb31c

Here's the whole damn movie: http://vimeo.com/96277560 :10, the Beast with a single axe kick tears a room in half and pulverizes a wall.

2:30, effortlessly cracks the landlords in the face with two jabs which appear as a blur. This despite the fact that they were moving in slow motion. And Zohan being a blur while fighting some nobodies is supposed to be impressive? Does the same immediately afterwards with two swift kicks.

3:00, his punches are blurs and appear to occupy multiply places at once. Such is their speed.

3:20, tanks the Landlady's scream, which was tossing her husband about, shattering glass, cracking the wooden pillars, and sending tables flying.

4:10, hit in the skull with a seven+ foot wooden pole that shatters on impact. Proceeds to grab it and splinter it by twisting it, with a single wrist movement. This is a better strength feat than probably any of Zohan's.

5:45, he withstands the Lion's Roar as it is channeled through a funeral bell. This attack levels the interior of the casino.

There were more feats in there, but those were the main ones.

Sing beat that guy. In fact, until the Beast brought out the toad attack it was pretty one-sided.

Sing wins.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I did in the post that you couldn't read.

Sing wins. I win.

Not that I feel proud of this victory mind you. Zohan is fighting a character who can level buildings by extending his palm toward them. He had no chance from the start.

edit: Also, hey Rob, could you find the fight between the Landlords and the Beast? I briefly searched, couldn't find it, got bored, and then left youtube. Lolz, nah, I read it fine, and have countered every point you were trying to make in my previous posts.

Speaking of the scene you mentioned, notice the big ass scar Beast has on his head after the landlady does the Lion's roar with the bell? The Beast can be hurt. He can be cut. Zohan? He never, not once, showed any signs of damage, even after taking a .357 caliber round to the nostril. A bullet that, I remind you all (for the tenth time), travels at a much higher velocity than the bullet fired from the gun that Beast used for his bullet catch. Also, nostril catch>>>>Finger catch in terms of durability. Zohan never showed any signs of damage, nor did he ever scream in pain (like Beast did) or showed any signs of fatigue (as Beast did) or was even slightly stunned (as Beast was) at any point of his movie.


Now, speed. Do I need to post the Zohan neighborhood watch fight scene again? Again, for the tenth time, no one in KFH was shown FIGHTING at that speed. Never. Not once. Even IF Beast is faster, he will never touch Zohan. Zohan>>>>Beast in terms of speed.


The only one I cannot counter is strength, but that's moot because Beast will never touch Zohan.



So pat yourself on the back all you want, your point/s have been crushed time and time again. And now one more time.

Originally posted by NemeBro
:10, the Beast with a single axe kick tears a room in half and pulverizes a wall.

2:30, effortlessly cracks the landlords in the face with two jabs which appear as a blur. This despite the fact that they were moving in slow motion. And Zohan being a blur while fighting some nobodies is supposed to be impressive? Does the same immediately afterwards with two swift kicks.

3:00, his punches are blurs and appear to occupy multiply places at once. Such is their speed.

3:20, tanks the Landlady's scream, which was tossing her husband about, shattering glass, cracking the wooden pillars, and sending tables flying.

4:10, hit in the skull with a seven+ foot wooden pole that shatters on impact. Proceeds to grab it and splinter it by twisting it, with a single wrist movement. This is a better strength feat than probably any of Zohan's.

5:45, he withstands the Lion's Roar as it is channeled through a funeral bell. This attack levels the interior of the casino.

There were more feats in there, but those were the main ones.

Sing beat that guy. In fact, until the Beast brought out the toad attack it was pretty one-sided.

Sing wins.

Why you telling this to me? Tell it to RJ, he's the one sucking on Zohan's nuts like they produce mother's milk

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
The only one I cannot counter is strength, but that's moot because Beast will never touch Zohan.


The Beast could kick Zohan's ass too, but this is Sing in his final form here, the guy who kicked the Beast's ass and is so fast he appears to be invisible to the naked eye in a scene

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Zohan? He never, not once, showed any signs of damage, even after taking a .357 caliber round to the nostril.

Would just like to point out that...

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He can actually be harmed. Not that severing limbs will help much, considering he seems to have mental control over severed body parts. But I highly doubt he will be doing any mental control after being squashed by Buddha's Palm.

LoL, that's right, Zohan's "Thing" trick aside, Sing would tear his body into pieces with the force of his attacks

Originally posted by Robtard
Why you telling this to me? Tell it to RJ, he's the one sucking on Zohan's nuts like they produce mother's milk I was quoting you because the video you posted is the one I was doing it in reference to.

Keep up sempai.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Lolz, nah, I read it fine, and have countered every point you were trying to make in my previous posts.

You haven't countered the fact that the Beast can move and fight as a blur while other characters who can move as blurs are in slow motion.



Zohan had his hand cut off by a tiny knife, as Vault Dweller posted.

What now?

So what caliber bullet did the Beast catch by the way? Can you tell us?

Also, that durability feat is garbage compared to withstanding the Buddha Palm or the amplified Lion's Roar.

Zohan wasn't subjected to nearly what the Beast was. You keep on crying about the nostril catch compared to the finger catch as if that's the Beast's best feat or something. Or Sing's for that matter. It's not.



The Beast accomplished the same blurry speed while other blur-fighters were subjected to slow motion. The Beast can easily catch bullets as they are a few inches away from his face. His hand would have had to have been moving many times faster than the bullet. The Beast is faster. Sing is faster.

Why can't they touch him if they are faster? Of course they can. Glad you agree they are faster though.



And Zohan's tiny girly fists will never so much as hurt Sing.

Oh, and Sing doesn't have to actually touch the Zohan. That's what you still fail to understand.



No.

I've anally violated you and your feeble argument repeatedly. Our debate is almost like a metaphor, which also ties into the central theme of Kung Fu Hustle I'd say. The theme and metaphor are that Sing repeatedly ass-beams Zohan with his fists because he's much more powerful.

Gun used by beast was a Webley MK VI. It fires a .455 round, similar buy higher rated than the .45 Colt in the US.

So Zohan's was about twice as fast.

Beast had to make a motion many times larger than Zohan's, and from like half the distance.

Beast is faster.

And he did it without having the benefit of looking at the gun

Originally posted by NemeBro
You haven't countered the fact that the Beast can move and fight as a blur while other characters who can move as blurs are in slow motion. Neighborhood watch scene. Zohan moved faster while fighting.

This is fact and cannot be disputed.



Ah, there it is...

And Zohan showed no pain when his hand was cut off. Also, he was able to control the hand even when it was seperated from his body.

AND his hand magically reattached itself.


Good job

What now?



.455 Webley. Do your research and you'll find that the .357 magnum bullet has a much higher velocity.

Hey, which is stronger? Two fingers clenched together, or the muscles of a human nostril?



Lol no, Zohan was faster in the neighborhood watch scene. Crying about it won't help.

Beast had the luxury of firing the gun when he wanted to. He knew right where and when the bullet would be. Zohan did not have this luxury.

Lol, Bullets? He caught one bullet that HE fired. Zohan dodged, caught between his fingers, than between his nostrils THREE bullets that were MUCH faster than the bullets Beast caught. Fact.

Nah, Zohan is faster. Deal with it.



But they can, however, bend him into a pretzel. Incapacitation counts as a win

Right, and Zohan is just gonna stand there as Sing does the buddha palm?



Best comeback ever.



No, you have merely posted what you THINK, where I have posted what I KNOW because all the FACTS point to a Zohan victory.


Try again, try harder.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Neighborhood watch scene. Zohan moved faster while fighting.

This is fact and cannot be disputed.

Prove it. Quantify how fast Zohan was moving.

The Beast achieved the same blurry effect while in slow motion. The regular people Zohan was fighting were at normal speed.

Are you just not smart enough to understand the difference?



Yawn.

Sing continues to dismember Zohan without waiting for him to slowly re-attach his body parts. He puts his fist through his brain or destroys it with a single Buddha's Palm.

Your arguments are boring.



Twice as much, roughly.

The Beast had to move many times the distance Zohan did to catch the bullet, which was half the distance away from his face.

Speed is distance divided by time.

The distance in the Beast's feat makes it far more impressive.

Now that I have walked you through this feat do you understand?



The Beast is stronger.



"no u!"

Get better arguments dumbass. I've explained all that makes the Beast faster and provided on-screen evidence to prove it.



This doesn't change the speed required for the feat. No one gives a **** about your red herrings.



Also much further away.

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You can't prove that.



Prove it works on someone as strong and durable as Sing.



No, I believe he will be pulverized.



I've won this debate. Your struggling under the dominating force of my intellect only serves to embarrass you further.

All Sing has to do is raise his hand to do the Buddha's Palm. And it's clear he can spam it if he felt like it.

Oh well, agree to disagree.

Unless you want to continue page after page of stating what you believe to be obvious, and vice versa.

I want you to fight me irl.

I would crush you.

You're not ready for the Iron Queen of KMC.

I don't need to be ready.

BTW you do know that Robtard posted a link of the entire KFH movie on page 2, and no one quoted what Sing's fastest fighting feat is. You do know this, right?

I mean it's not like Sing was so fast he was appearing to be in three places at once, was it? That's impossible.

No, wait.....Zohan did it.