Harry Potter (Harry Potter films) vs Hulk (2003 film)

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robotflug
The wizard Harry Potter is facing off against the angry green monster Hulk in a violent fight to the death.

Battle Location: Abandoned Baseball field.

KingD19
Hulk runs straight for Harry, shrugging off any spells that manage to hit him then punts him out of the stadium.

Jmanghan
I actually don't know if Hulk could "shrug off" Harry's spells.

Whether or not they'll put him down? Probably not.

Wait, does Harry know Avada Kedavra, or the curses? If not Hulk DOES shrug off every spell.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by Jmanghan
Wait, does Harry know Avada Kedavra, or the curses?

IIRC, Harry only tried Crucio once.

And sucked with it, because you need practice with each spell.

KingD19
Yeah...using intense pain on the Hulk is a good idea. When the dogs tries it he grew 4 feet bigger and killed one because it was biting him at the time.

If Harry manages to pull of Crucio, all he does is make Hulk exponentially stronger.

And dragons shrug off most magic because of how tough their skin is. I'm pretty sure Hulk is tougher than any creature in the HPverse.

NotAllThatEvil
He can also use imperious to turn off hulk's rage while invisible or from flying on his broom. He could acio dom hulk hair to polyjuice potion himself into a hulk. Or petrificus to talus from moving.

StiltmanFTW
When Harry used Imperio?

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by KingD19
If Harry manages to pull of Crucio, all he does is make Hulk exponentially stronger.


His Crucio is pathetically weak.

So weak, that it could confuse Hulk for a moment, giving Harry a chance to run for his life.

NotAllThatEvil
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
When Harry used Imperio?
He used it to get into greengox. It's the only unforgiving curse he's actually competent with. And since 2003 hulk is technically mcu hulk, we know mind messing magic works on him

KingD19
Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
He used it to get into greengox. It's the only unforgiving curse he's actually competent with. And since 2003 hulk is technically mcu hulk, we know mind messing magic works on him

03 Hulk isn't MCU Hulk. 08 Hulk is.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
He used it to get into greengox. It's the only unforgiving curse he's actually competent with.

Don't remember, but k.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
And since 2003 hulk is technically mcu hulk, we know mind messing magic works on him

...

facepalm

Surtur
Hulk can't shrug off transmutation.

StiltmanFTW
Good thing that Harry sucks at transmuting living beings, then.

Surtur
And technically hulk has no feats to show he can resist mind control. So transmutation is irrelevant then...

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Jmanghan
Originally posted by KingD19
Yeah...using intense pain on the Hulk is a good idea. When the dogs tries it he grew 4 feet bigger and killed one because it was biting him at the time.

If Harry manages to pull of Crucio, all he does is make Hulk exponentially stronger.

And dragons shrug off most magic because of how tough their skin is. I'm pretty sure Hulk is tougher than any creature in the HPverse. COMIC Hulk is stronger then any creature in the HPverse, Movie Hulk is a different story.

Yes he'd piss Hulk off but comparing a Hulk dog bite to Crucio is kinda ridiculous, Crucio is literally a torture spell, the pain is so powerful that it caused the Longbottoms to go literally insane.

If that's not enough, there's also the Imperius Curse, which is just mind control.

It's easy enough to say "Hulk can ignore it", without taking into account ONLY his 2003 movie feats, and he just doesn't have a lot that proves he can brush off every single spell that Harry can think of or has tried.

Furthermore, Avada Kedavra has a lot of theories, but the most commonly accepted one is that the victims soul, or rather their consciousness is RIPPED from their bodies.

I can't remember if those were mentioned in the film though, and if Harry can't use them anyway then he gets stomped outright, his only chance of winning in any way is knowing these spells and being able to use them adequetely.

NotAllThatEvil
Originally posted by KingD19
03 Hulk isn't MCU Hulk. 08 Hulk is.

Wasn't 08 a soft reboot/sequel to 03?

NemeBro
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
IIRC, Harry only tried Crucio once.

And sucked with it, because you need practice with each spell. IIRC it's actually because the forbidden spells and crucio in particular require an inherently malevolent mindset to get their full use. With crucio Harry wanted righteous justice for Sirius' death, but the spell requires a sadistic desire to see your foe suffer to get its full power out.

Though this might just be book shit I remembered from when I was a kid.

Either way, Hulk kills Potter. He'd leap at Harry the moment the fight starts, and from there it doesn't really matter what Potter does. No spell he has will halt the momentum of the leap, and he won't survive a two thousand pound slab of muscle and bone slamming into him.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by NemeBro
IIRC it's actually because the forbidden spells and crucio in particular require an inherently malevolent mindset to get their full use. With crucio Harry wanted righteous justice for Sirius' death, but the spell requires a sadistic desire to see your foe suffer to get its full power out.

Though this might just be book shit I remembered from when I was a kid.

I believe you remember it right.

That's the thing - you need to understand the spell, how it works, fancy words alone don't do shit, it's not DC and their retarded Zatanna.

Each spell always needed to learned about and practiced first, unless we're talking about some really talented wizards.

Harry wasn't talented one bit.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Either way, Hulk kills Potter. He'd leap at Harry the moment the fight starts, and from there it doesn't really matter what Potter does. No spell he has will halt the momentum of the leap, and he won't survive a two thousand pound slab of muscle and bone slamming into him.

laughing out loud

It'd be hilarious to see that.

NotAllThatEvil
Originally posted by NemeBro
IIRC it's actually because the forbidden spells and crucio in particular require an inherently malevolent mindset to get their full use. With crucio Harry wanted righteous justice for Sirius' death, but the spell requires a sadistic desire to see your foe suffer to get its full power out.

Though this might just be book shit I remembered from when I was a kid.

Either way, Hulk kills Potter. He'd leap at Harry the moment the fight starts, and from there it doesn't really matter what Potter does. No spell he has will halt the momentum of the leap, and he won't survive a two thousand pound slab of muscle and bone slamming into him. harry could always teleport out of the way.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
Wasn't 08 a soft reboot/sequel to 03?

No.

StiltmanFTW

NotAllThatEvil
He's been having a day...

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