Fat Thor vs. H2H Gauntlet
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FrothByte
Fat Thor as he was in Endgame. Pure h2h fight for all matches. No weapons, no armor, no energy powers.
All combatants are attired in MMA-style skimpy spandex fighting outfits. Assume that Thor has chugged a few mugs of Asgardian mead before each round. Thor is fully healed after each fight. How far does he go?
1. Jessica Jones
2. Captain Marvel
3. Winter Soldier
4. Peter Parker (MCU)
5. Captain America
6. Luke Cage
7. Wonder Woman
8. Aquaman
9. Steppenwolf
10. Gladiator Hulk
11. Thanos
riv6672
1. Jessica Jones - winner, Thor
2. Captain Marvel - winner, Thor
3. Winter Soldier - winner, Thor
4. Peter Parker (MCU) - winner, Thor
5. Captain America - winner, Thor
6. Luke Cage - winner, Thor
7. Wonder Woman - winner, Thor
8. Aquaman - winner, Thor
9. Professor Hulk - winner, Thor
10. Gladiator Hulk - winner, Hulk
11. Thanos - winner, Thanos
12. Bane dies
ShadowFyre
Originally posted by riv6672
1. Jessica Jones - winner, Thor
2. Captain Marvel - winner, Thor
3. Winter Soldier - winner, Thor
4. Peter Parker (MCU) - winner, Thor
5. Captain America - winner, Thor
6. Luke Cage - winner, Thor
7. Wonder Woman - winner, Thor
8. Aquaman - winner, Thor
9. Professor Hulk - winner, Thor
10. Gladiator Hulk - winner, Hulk
11. Thanos - winner, Thanos
12. Bane dies
This. Literally no one on here can even hurt him until 7, and no one can seriously hurt him with just fists until 10 who mops the floor with him
StiltmanFTW
Stops at one.
Thor sucks.
Silent Master
You're thinking of Wolverine
BruceSkywalker
beats up everyone except gladiator hulk and thanos
oh and bane dies
NotAllThatEvil
I think cap can give him the business if its strictly hand to hand
FrothByte
Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
I think cap can give him the business if its strictly hand to hand
Just want to mention that Cap doesn't have his shield here.
Kazenji
Originally posted by Silent Master
You're thinking of Wolverine
Nah...Stilt just hates on Thor alot
behaves like he got raped by a Scandinavian.
Surtur
I'm f*cking sick and tired of you guys fat shaming Thor.
From now on it is "Big Boned Thor". Or even "Endgame Thor". Some some respect!
riv6672
Originally posted by Surtur
I'm f*cking sick and tired of you guys fat shaming Thor.
From now on it is "Big Boned Thor". Or even "Endgame Thor". Some some respect!
Not gonna happen.
Once you go fat, you never go back.
Surtur
Tell that to the fat guy from MadTV!
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