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What if the stupid plot devices of the bad woke movie series landed in the awesome Dinosaur funlands?

Who wins?

Depends on how many there are. Technically I would say that 1 from quiet place can take on a Trex (with some difficulty) and below.

Originally posted by cdtm
What if the stupid plot devices of the bad woke movie series landed in the awesome Dinosaur funlands?

Who wins? dur

The dinosaurs are bigger but don't seem quite intelligent. I also remember something about man-made weapons having very little effect on the creatures from A Quiet Place.

So I'll place my bets on them.

Originally posted by FrothByte
The dinosaurs are bigger but don't seem quite intelligent. I also remember something about man-made weapons having very little effect on the creatures from A Quiet Place.

So I'll place my bets on them.

They only tried small arms fire though. Normal shotgun would do nothing to a T-rex.


One of my main complaints actually, at some point the military and S.W.A.T. level enforcement should have come out in the armored cars spitting armor piercers.

Originally posted by cdtm
They only tried small arms fire though. Normal shotgun would do nothing to a T-rex.


One of my main complaints actually, at some point the military and S.W.A.T. level enforcement should have come out in the armored cars spitting armor piercers.
^^^Go big or go home.

Originally posted by cdtm
They only tried small arms fire though. Normal shotgun would do nothing to a T-rex.


One of my main complaints actually, at some point the military and S.W.A.T. level enforcement should have come out in the armored cars spitting armor piercers. You're saying if I managed to shoot a shotgun shell at the face of a T-Rex, it wouldn't die?

It's still flesh and bone.

The creatures that survived the destruction of a planet and lived on an asteroid in space then survived that asteroid crashing into another planet...vs some dinosaurs.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
You're saying if I managed to shoot a shotgun shell at the face of a T-Rex, it wouldn't die?

It's still flesh and bone.

Because elephant guns don't exist for a reason.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
You're saying if I managed to shoot a shotgun shell at the face of a T-Rex, it wouldn't die?

It's still flesh and bone.


Dunno what movie you saw, wasn't anything about their origin in either of them.


If popping off the armor makes them that vulnerable, logically if you shoot a missile at them the sonic vibrations alone would cause damage. Or heat from bombs and such.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
You're saying if I managed to shoot a shotgun shell at the face of a T-Rex, it wouldn't die?

It's still flesh and bone.
^^^That better be a REALLY well placed round, guy.

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Originally posted by Jmanghan
You're saying if I managed to shoot a shotgun shell at the face of a T-Rex, it wouldn't die?

It's still flesh and bone.

Probably not. No. You would need too hit it in the correct place to take it down with a single shit.

Anyway, the monsters from Quiet Place obviously win considering they overran the world and destroyed human civilization.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
The creatures that survived the destruction of a planet and lived on an asteroid in space then survived that asteroid crashing into another planet...vs some dinosaurs.
Dunno what movie you saw, wasn't anything about their origin in either of them.


If popping off the armor makes them that vulnerable, logically if you shoot a missile at them the sonic vibrations alone would cause damage. Or heat from bombs and such.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
The creatures that survived the destruction of a planet and lived on an asteroid in space then survived that asteroid crashing into another planet...vs some dinosaurs.

The creatures didn't survive the destruction of a planet. Do you know how stupid that is? The nearest star is about 4 light years away. It would take those asteroids tens of thousands of years to make it to Earth. Lastly, the gravity of the binary system is far stronger than the gravity of our sun at that location. The binary star system would prevent the asteroids from leaving their influence.

Curbstomp for the Death Angels. The DA can move at over 300 mph, are strong as hell and possess armor so strong that the militaries of the world gave up fighting them.

Originally posted by playa1258
Curbstomp for the Death Angels. The DA can move at over 300 mph, are strong as hell and possess armor so strong that the militaries of the world gave up fighting them.

The first movie claimed it, yes.


The second showed they literally overran the world minutes after the asteroid landed, with no sign of military or organised resistance.


The aliens also can't swim. Water dinosaurs are a thing, and a T-rex swam off dinosaur island.

Originally posted by h1a8
The creatures didn't survive the destruction of a planet. Do you know how stupid that is? The nearest star is about 4 light years away. It would take those asteroids tens of thousands of years to make it to Earth. Lastly, the gravity of the binary system is far stronger than the gravity of our sun at that location. The binary star system would prevent the asteroids from leaving their influence.

Take it up with John Krasinski. You know, the guy who wrote and directed both movies and starred in the first one. Because that's where he says they came from. 👍

Originally posted by playa1258
Curbstomp for the Death Angels. The DA can move at over 300 mph, are strong as hell and possess armor so strong that the militaries of the world gave up fighting them.



I only saw the first film, but even in that they were agile and fast as PHUCK and ripping apart cars and cornfeed silos like hot butter. I don't see why just one of them wouldn't be able to crawl on the back of T Rex and rip it's head off 2 seconds into the fight.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Take it up with John Krasinski. You know, the guy who wrote and directed both movies and starred in the first one. Because that's where he says they came from. 👍

Creativea say a lot of things, it's all generally bs if it hasn't happened on screen.


Examples aplenty of contradictions.

Originally posted by cdtm
Creativea say a lot of things, it's all generally bs if it hasn't happened on screen.


Examples aplenty of contradictions.

Yeah. The writer and director's comments are bs and yours are legit. OK then 👍

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Yeah. The writer and director's comments are bs and yours are legit. OK then 👍

No, creator comments are just that: comments.


John Ostrander said Orion and Darkseid would grow as big as a planet and fight, but it never happened and we can't say from it that Orion can grow as big as a planet.

So he said something WOULD happen but it didn't happen.

Krasinski has said that it already happened so it has happened.

It's called world building. You've obviously not heard of it.

The only dinosaurs that would survive would be the ones that fly and the ones that dwell in water

The ones that fly would become targets when they land.

So eventually if would be a planet full of the creatures and aquatic life. Assuming the creatures can reproduce.

Yeah the DA can't swim because their armor is too dense.

Mosasaurs and Pterodactyls etc aren't dinosaurs. So they wouldn't be counted.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Mosasaurs and Pterodactyls etc aren't dinosaurs. So they wouldn't be counted.

Whatever was on the theme parks. I only said "dinosaur funlands" because I thought it sounded neat, not as a mandate. Kind of like how cretaceous period dinosaurs are in a place called Jurassic Park, and marketing said not to worry about it.

The QP aliens would swarm and tear the dinosaurs apart. It wouldn't even be close.

Originally posted by Lestov16


I only saw the first film,


Oh you gotta watch the sequel !

We're comparing near human-sized monsters to massive dinosaurs literally 10x their size.

Are we sure the bite force of a T-rex can't kill this thing? I know how well-armored they are, but it's literally like putting a sperm whale against a tiger shark.

Though I guess they are too fast to ever be caught by a dino if they could even kill them. Likely slicing off tendons, muscle and even limbs with ease, so I guess yeah even T-Rexes would be royally ****ed.

Originally posted by NemeBro
The QP aliens would swarm and tear the dinosaurs apart. It wouldn't even be close.


How long are those claws though?

Imagine a Kaiju from Pacific Rim vs a Gundam. Those laser swords would be less then pinpricks to Kaiju because they're not long enough to clear the skin and hit anything vital.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
We're comparing near human-sized monsters to massive dinosaurs literally 10x their size.

Are we sure the bite force of a T-rex can't kill this thing? I know how well-armored they are, but it's literally like putting a sperm whale against a tiger shark.

Though I guess they are too fast to ever be caught by a dino if they could even kill them. Likely slicing off tendons, muscle and even limbs with ease, so I guess yeah even T-Rexes would be royally ****ed. They were characterized as being immune to humanity's weapons when applied to their outer shell and overran the world in an incredibly short amount of time.

Wanna know a secret? A cholo in LA with an AK-47 would be able to kill a T-Rex. He would pulp its skull with a single clip.

Dinosaurs are incredibly overrated. The ones in Jurassic Park are stronger than they would have been IRL and are at least lightly bulletproof but there is no reason to think they are as durable as a species which was reputed to be invulnerable by world governments and in supplementary material survived their planet exploding and their meteor hitting the planet with the impact of a nuke. That last part is admittedly retarded though, unless their outer shell is like ****ing vibrainium and absorbs all kinetic energy.

Originally posted by cdtm
How long are those claws though?

Imagine a Kaiju from Pacific Rim vs a Gundam. Those laser swords would be less then pinpricks to Kaiju because they're not long enough to clear the skin and hit anything vital.

A T-Rex's skull is both much less protected than some other modern day big animals like elephants and, more to the point, the size difference isn't that big. Climb the T-rex and punch into its skull enough and it'll go down, and it is much faster than any of the dinosaurs and completely invulnerable to harm from them.

Originally posted by NemeBro
A T-Rex's skull is both much less protected than some other modern day big animals like elephants and, more to the point, the size difference isn't that big. Climb the T-rex and punch into its skull enough and it'll go down, and it is much faster than any of the dinosaurs and completely invulnerable to harm from them.

Kind of the same way I felt about Godzilla vs Kong. Giant radioactive invulnerable lizard vs big gorilla.

Which I guess is why for each movie they created a brand new character who's only thing in common with the classic Kong Kong was a name.

Originally posted by cdtm
Kind of the same way I felt about Godzilla vs Kong. Giant radioactive invulnerable lizard vs big gorilla.

Which I guess is why for each movie they created a brand new character who's only thing in common with the classic Kong Kong was a name.

I think a better comparison would be a great white vs. a school of piranhas.

Or maybe a sperm whale vs. a pod of orcas.