Namek and Faora vs the entire twilight verse
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carver9
Zod wants to eradicate all of the twilight and he send Namek and Faora to take them all out. Can they succeed? The werewolves and vampires willingly team up and is ready for the fight.
FrothByte
Namek and Faora will have no defense against some of the more esoteric powers of the vampires.
They're stronger and tougher for sure but someone like Jane should be able to cripple them with her powers.
riv6672
^^^Sure, i'll go w. that.
h1a8
Jane can only affect 1 at a time.
Zod would take her out (or vice versa) while she is affecting Faora.
This is assuming it works on powered kryptonians.
Does the pain trick even cause a ko though?
ShadowFyre
I think this is a pretty good fight no idea who wins is I don't know all the abilities of the Twilight verse
FrothByte
Originally posted by h1a8
Jane can only affect 1 at a time.
Zod would take her out (or vice versa) while she is affecting Faora.
This is assuming it works on powered kryptonians.
Does the pain trick even cause a ko though?
Zod isn't in this fight. And Jane isn't the only member of the Twilight universe with esoteric abilities.
Robtard
Namek and Faora may self-KO laughing when they see the twi-vamps sparkle in the sunlight.
Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Robtard
Namek and Faora may self-KO laughing when they see the twi-vamps sparkle in the sunlight. I watched it with the wife one a day during Covid... for a week or so. Can't remember how many there are and it was and is shit, but it entertained us, sparkles and all

tkitna
Alec can take their senses away like sight and hearing.
Good fight actually. I just dont know if the Twilight characters could actually physically harm Namek and Faora.
FrothByte
Originally posted by tkitna
Alec can take their senses away like sight and hearing.
Good fight actually. I just dont know if the Twilight characters could actually physically harm Namek and Faora.
They just need to destroy their helmets, and from there they might be susceptible to getting KO'd.
Robtard
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I watched it with the wife one a day during Covid... for a week or so. Can't remember how many there are and it was and is shit, but it entertained us, sparkles and all
I got through about half of the first film. Just awful.
FrothByte
Originally posted by Robtard
I got through about half of the first film. Just awful.
I got through the first 3. First was bad but bearable. 2nd was facepalm worthy. 3rd was actually fairly decent, at least compared to the average YA flick.
I've tried to give the 4th movie a chance multiple times but I just can't get past the stupid pregnancy/baby nonsense.
Robtard
I did watch the birth scene on Youtube, that was pure cringe-laugh stupid. If you've not seen it, do.
h1a8
You guys are crazy. The twilight films (especially the 1st one) was exceptionally good.
riv6672
I was Team Jacob all the way.
Robtard
Originally posted by h1a8
You guys are crazy. The twilight films (especially the 1st one) was exceptionally good.
https://i.imgur.com/s4Uwz5h.png
FrothByte
Originally posted by h1a8
You guys are crazy. The twilight films (especially the 1st one) was exceptionally good.
Well... that certainly explains a lot about you.
h1a8
Only idiots will think the twilight films weren't any good. Facts.
tkitna
Originally posted by h1a8
Only idiots will think the twilight films weren't any good. Facts.
Was it Pattinsons or Stewarts awesome acting chops that sucked you in?
Those movies were enjoyable for 12 year olds. Thats about it.
Psychotron
Originally posted by h1a8
Only heterosexual males will think the twilight films weren't any good. Facts.
Fixed it for ya.
h1a8
Originally posted by tkitna
Was it Pattinsons or Stewarts awesome acting chops that sucked you in?
Those movies were enjoyable for 12 year olds. Thats about it.
Like I said, you are an idiot for not thinking it was a good movie. Facts.
I took my gf (then) to see the movie when it came out (she wanted to see it). I figured it was some sappy girl chick flick before seeing it. After watching it I was highly impressed. It became my favorite vampire movie (trumping interview with a vampire).
Look how popular it was. Common sense tells you that you are in the minority and the idiot.
Robtard
Originally posted by tkitna
Was it Pattinsons or Stewarts awesome acting chops that sucked you in?
Those movies were enjoyable for 12 year olds. Thats about it.
TBF, Pattison post Twilight horrors has become a pretty good actor.
Stewart is still not very good, but she's better than she was during Twilight.
But yeah, cringe sauce all the way back then.
FrothByte
Originally posted by Robtard
TBF, Pattison post Twilight horrors has become a pretty good actor.
Stewart is still not very good, but she's better than she was during Twilight.
But yeah, cringe sauce all the way back then.
I don't know man. I watched the latest Charlie's Angels and Stewart was still pretty cringy.
As for Pattinson, my theory is he's always been a good actor but not a very charismatic one. He shines in roles that give him some meaty acting to work with, but feels bland if you cast him as your stereotypical male lead in an action-adventure movie.
carthage
Nam-Ek is literal fodder now. But do the Vampires have any feats to suggest they can subdue him or break his mask?
FrothByte
Originally posted by carthage
Nam-Ek is literal fodder now. But do the Vampires have any feats to suggest they can subdue him or break his mask?
Well Edward is one of the physically weakest vamps and he was still strong enough to uproot a tree and casually smash through marble.
NemeBro
Originally posted by tkitna
Was it Pattinsons or Stewarts awesome acting chops that sucked you in?
Those movies were enjoyable for 12 year olds. Thats about it. Pattinson is unironically a very good actor. He was great in the Lighthouse and The King.
I've never actually seen the Twilight films and have no particular desire to.
tkitna
Originally posted by h1a8
Like I said, you are an idiot for not thinking it was a good movie. Facts.
I took my gf (then) to see the movie when it came out (she wanted to see it). I figured it was some sappy girl chick flick before seeing it. After watching it I was highly impressed. It became my favorite vampire movie (trumping interview with a vampire).
Look how popular it was. Common sense tells you that you are in the minority and the idiot.
Of course you liked it. Like I said, it appeals to 12 year olds and teenagers. That's right in line with your IQ.
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