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Does Clark get the Will Smith smack?

Does Clark call him an *******?

Does Clark call him an *******, one more time?

Hancock

Smallville Clark could casually shove Hancock's head up Hancock's ass and then shove all of Hancock (with head in ass still) up his (Clark's) own ass.

SV easily

Clark in Smallville is faster than the speed of light and can toss planets around like baseballs. He is quite possibly the most powerful live action comic adapted character seen that isn't a cosmic being.

Hancock would get folded by DCEU Superman or MCU Thor, much less Smallville Clark.

Anyone picking Hancock loves BBC

Originally posted by carver9
Hancock
Carv you of all people know we go by top feats only.
That's why you debate Hulk like you do (using his best feats).


You know that Smallville Clark is the fastest of all Supermen right (above the speed of light). And did you know he's the strongest? Able to push planets around.
Not only Hancock would be a statue but the power difference is astronomical.
What logical basis does Hancock win here?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Clark in Smallville is faster than the speed of light and can toss planets around like baseballs. He is quite possibly the most powerful live action comic adapted character seen that isn't a cosmic being.

Hancock would get folded by DCEU Superman or MCU Thor, much less Smallville Clark.

By MCU Thor? Yeah, no.

Carv lost all credibility. He voted for someone that he has 0 logical reason (evidence) to believe would win.

At this point you can make a thread with Daredevil vs Superman and Carv will say Daredevil wins. He hates Superman so much he votes for the character with absolutely no chance.

DCEU Supes is the only one Hancock has a chance against

non fight. and spite.

smallville clark can casually throw planets around and is also FTL. what's hancock done? stop a train? throw a whale around? give me a f*cking break.

this is so lopsided that it's not even funny.

Originally posted by Thinkerer
By MCU Thor? Yeah, no. MCU Thor would clap Hancock's butt cheeks. Hancock's best feat is literally just throwing a ****ing whale.

Thor has feats in his first movie that take a steamy pile all over Hancock's.

Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
non fight. and spite.

smallville clark can casually throw planets around and is also FTL. what's hancock done? stop a train? throw a whale around? give me a f*cking break.

this is so lopsided that it's not even funny.

To Carv throwing a whale >>>>> throwing planets around and being FTL

Hancock's best overall feat is probably painting/carving the giant heart logo on the moon. Still not enough to defeat Smallville Clark, not even close.

Originally posted by Robtard
Hancock's best overall feat is probably painting/carving the giant heart logo on the moon. Still not enough to defeat Smallville Clark, not even close. There's too many unknown factors. How long did it take? What did he use to paint the moon (i.e. a brush? A tanker filled with paint? Where did he get that much ****ing paint actually?). Did he just paint the moon, or carve it? There's a lot of assumptions that have to be made to really hype Hancock with it.

And I frankly reject any attempt to make him a speedster by asserting he did it in a very short timeframe. This is a character who, when a normal dude with his hand on a bomb trigger was threatening to pull it, was unable to conventionally stop him with speed alone. He had to sever the hand so he couldn't release it (I guess the director thinks rigor mortis sets in automatically? lol).

It is irrelvant in this thread though. He could have done it in a second with a single punch and he would still be orders of magnitude weaker and slower than Clark.

Tell me you never watched Smallville without telling me you never watched Smallville

Originally posted by NemeBro
There's too many unknown factors. How long did it take? What did he use to paint the moon (i.e. a brush? A tanker filled with paint? Where did he get that much ****ing paint actually?). Did he just paint the moon, or carve it? There's a lot of assumptions that have to be made to really hype Hancock with it.

And I frankly reject any attempt to make him a speedster by asserting he did it in a very short timeframe. This is a character who, when a normal dude with his hand on a bomb trigger was threatening to pull it, was unable to conventionally stop him with speed alone. He had to sever the hand so he couldn't release it (I guess the director thinks rigor mortis sets in automatically? lol).

It is irrelvant in this thread though. He could have done it in a second with a single punch and he would still be orders of magnitude weaker and slower than Clark.

It is a cartoon-ish level feat; why it's his most impressive feat.

We can deduce that it took him less than a day, as Ray was not aware of it until Hancock told him to look up. As to what he used? No idea.

Yeah, Hancock still loses to Smallville.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Tell me you never watched Smallville without telling me you never watched Smallville

I've never not watched Smallvile while not watching Smallville, not?

I fancied Kristen Kreuk back in the day. She's still hot AF

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
I fancied Kristen Kreuk back in the day. She's still hot AF Same.

Chloe Sullivan was cute as well, imo.