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Leonidas and his men vs 2005's King Kong. Who wins?

Wtf.

You remember that Kong was juggling a woman between his hands and feet while fighting 3 V-Rexes, which are 50ft long and about 20-21 feet tall? He gets pissed that all these puny humans are jabbing him with toothpicks and crushes them easily.

Kong wins via huge kong-sized handfuls of flung feces.

Originally posted by Thinkerer
Leonidas and his men vs 2005's King Kong. Who wins?
^^^Kong FTW.

The 300 win handily.

King Kong still had trouble with those three T-Rexes and a T-Rex is about the same mass as an African Bush Elephant which are perfectly able to be killed by inferior spears than what the spartans used and Kong is only marginally taller than a T-Rex at 25 feet. Top it off with peak human to mildly superhuman physicals on all the spartans and Kong gets brought down by sheer weight of numbers. Probably pretty quickly if he gets surrounded and gutted.

Stop watching Jurassic Park and thinking that animals as big as dinosaurs are invincible. ****ing five foot tall cavemen with sharp rocks tied to sticks and big rocks hunted mammoths to extinction.

Good thing Kong isn't a mammoth then , I suppose.

Originally posted by NemeBro
The 300 win handily.

King Kong still had trouble with those three T-Rexes
Wrong -they weren't T-rexes - they were Vastatosaurus Rex, larger versions: https://kingkong.fandom.com/wiki/Vastatosaurus_rex

Also, don't forget he was also hampered by having to hold that lady in his hand:
https://imgur.com/a/lrdahFh



Maybe, but the V-Rexes have a mass of 19.4t, an African bush elephant, 'only' 10.4 tons (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_bush_elephant. So double the mass. Moreover, there are three of them here, not just one. So this is also wrong.


Maybe if one is surrounded - but 3 Bull Elephants, all much more agile, 2x the mass, 50% taller? Not as easy.


He's pretty fast and agile himself. And sheer weight of numbers? Here he lifts (and throws) a V-rex with one arm:
https://imgur.com/a/pxc5j3b

Remember, they weigh 19.4tons. Let's round down - what's 400kg (881lbs) between friends? - to 19 tons. That's nearly 200 humans at ~90kg each (actually 211, but I rounded down assuming these humans are more muscular).

Kong is casually lifting and throwing the equivalent of 200 men with one arm, whilst holding onto a prized possession in the other.

He also casually jumps whilst holding onto aforementioned 19 tons:
https://imgur.com/a/QPtQuyk

So even if all 200men were clinging onto him, he could just....bodyslam them lol.

You also are attributing all the Spartan soldiers to be mildly superhuman - but no evidence for this.


Kong isn't a mammoth - he's stronger, faster, more intelligent. He was shrugging off gunfire:
https://imgur.com/a/DakTkLP

At clsoe range (though I reckon the later shots missed):
https://imgur.com/a/tKgBmGK

They only managed to kill the Persian war elephants because they had the cliffs, the elephants were clumsy, and the ground was slippery. None of which they have here (not to mention Kong is far more mobile than the elephants).

Nice to see Saint conquering the movie forum and annihilating all of its weaklings in just a few hours

Oh, sure, this particular thread is a no-brainer

As for h1, to be fair, he hasn't made an appearance in this thread yet

He still hasn't appeared in the Punisher thread

Retard is online now, there's your chance

Originally posted by DarkSaint85

Wrong -they weren't T-rexes - they were Vastatosaurus Rex, larger versions: https://kingkong.fandom.com/wiki/Vastatosaurus_rex

Also, don't forget he was also hampered by having to hold that lady in his hand:
https://imgur.com/a/lrdahFh



Maybe, but the V-Rexes have a mass of 19.4t, an African bush elephant, 'only' 10.4 tons (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_bush_elephant. So double the mass. Moreover, there are three of them here, not just one. So this is also wrong.


Maybe if one is surrounded - but 3 Bull Elephants, all much more agile, 2x the mass, 50% taller? Not as easy.


He's pretty fast and agile himself. And sheer weight of numbers? Here he lifts (and throws) a V-rex with one arm:
https://imgur.com/a/pxc5j3b

Remember, they weigh 19.4tons. Let's round down - what's 400kg (881lbs) between friends? - to 19 tons. That's nearly 200 humans at ~90kg each (actually 211, but I rounded down assuming these humans are more muscular).

Kong is casually lifting and throwing the equivalent of 200 men with one arm, whilst holding onto a prized possession in the other.

He also casually jumps whilst holding onto aforementioned 19 tons:
https://imgur.com/a/QPtQuyk

So even if all 200men were clinging onto him, he could just....bodyslam them lol.

You also are attributing all the Spartan soldiers to be mildly superhuman - but no evidence for this.


Kong isn't a mammoth - he's stronger, faster, more intelligent. He was shrugging off gunfire:
https://imgur.com/a/DakTkLP

At clsoe range (though I reckon the later shots missed):
https://imgur.com/a/tKgBmGK

They only managed to kill the Persian war elephants because they had the cliffs, the elephants were clumsy, and the ground was slippery. None of which they have here (not to mention Kong is far more mobile than the elephants). That's a big post, none of which addressed how the 25 foot tall Kong survives being perforated by 100-300 6.5-10 foot tall spears at once. mmm

Kong dies.

Nah nevermind I decided to actually look up his feats and he tanked a mortar shell I guess Kong wins.

https://imgur.com/a/GolyMxU

He didn't really tank it, it exploded near him.

Kong dies.

The Spartans were elite badasses.

all depends how the opening is handled.

if 300 spartans accurately throw 300 spears at kong's vital areas immediately when the battle starts, they will win. if the spartans don't do this, and allow kong to bumrush them, they will lose.

Originally posted by NemeBro
That's a big post, none of which addressed how the 25 foot tall Kong survives being perforated by 100-300 6.5-10 foot tall spears at once. mmm

Kong dies.

By being agile/fast enough to avoid the majority of them with his strength/speed (as shown) and whatever spears do get to him, wouldn't penetrate his skin to a significant degree (as shown).

Meanwhile, as my post also shows, you made errors in assuming all Spartans were equal in stats, and made errors in reaching your conclusion.

That's how my post addresses it.

Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
all depends how the opening is handled.

if 300 spartans accurately throw 300 spears at kong's vital areas immediately when the battle starts, they will win. if the spartans don't do this, and allow kong to bumrush them, they will lose.

Well, yeah. A Spartan victory assumes he's just standing there.

Standing there and made of tissue paper.

Not sure if the same rules apply, but in the comics forum they start 500m away from each other.

World record for the javelin is ~100m. You could double that to give ALL the Spartans superhuman stats, assume their spears are as light etc as Olympic javelins...and they'd still be nowhere near hitting Kong.

Which is just addressing Deadpool's post about them firing their spears off as soon as the match starts, all aiming at vital areas and assuming Kong, who was able to react to surprise V-rex attacks from behind, just remains motionless....

Are all of you retarded? Those Spears are not going to penetrate Kong's hide the way you think they are those T-Rexes are v-rexes have a biforce pressure of thousands of pounds which is way more than those Spears can be thrown calling is winning this handily anyone thinking a human with a spear or many of them is going to beat up King Kong is just stupid.

I've had a similar argument with this Kong a decade+.

His body is made of much tougher muscle, bone and sinew than a normal gorilla, as he didn't turn into a pile of red jelly upon impact when falling off the Empire State Building.

And a mortar/AA shell landing maybe 4-5 feet away from him didn't turn his insides to liquid or even seem to damage him from the blastwave or shrapnel from the explosion.