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Takes place in the jungle. Who wins?

Legolas spite stomps

In a jungle? Also this Tarzan was fighting Gorilla's in straight H2H combat.

Legolas, easily.

Originally posted by Thinkerer
Takes place in the jungle. Who wins? Your weird fetish with gorilla's aside, while both combatants are superhuman, Legolas has feats that are hysterically beyond Tarzan's best.

Going w. Tarzan, cuz I like him better.

Originally posted by Thinkerer
In a jungle? Also this Tarzan was fighting Gorilla's in straight H2H combat.

You mean that Tarzan got absolutely mauled and raped by a gorilla. A gorilla that chose not to kill him although could have at any time.

If your going to use an example, at least use one that shows the character in a good light. The gorilla fight is not a good example. Tarzan had less than a zero percent chance of winning or even holding his own. The gorilla toyed with him.

I didn't say he win, but he took a lot of blows and also managed to throw some good punches, dodging blows etc. That attests to enhanced strength, reflexes, speed and durability.

https://youtu.be/FBm5tnzkuCo?si=3u_ojCeZl1kgNCN2

Legolas could solo every god damn stinking ape in the Congo at the same time.

Originally posted by Thinkerer
I didn't say he win, but he took a lot of blows and also managed to throw some good punches, dodging blows etc. That attests to enhanced strength, reflexes, speed and durability.

https://youtu.be/FBm5tnzkuCo?si=3u_ojCeZl1kgNCN2

Lol. He threw one punch to the gorillas stomach that did nothing and sucker punched him with a log to the shoulder that the gorilla didn't even feel. The only reason he bothered to fight was because he grew up with them and knew the gorilla wouldn't kill him. That feat was not impressive at all.

Not impressive at all :')

You'd die from one blow.

Not if the gorilla was not trying to kill him...

Dude, you see how far he is being smacked through the air? Those blows are harder than what any ordinary human, even a top boxer, could produce.

It's not that Tarzan isn't superhuman, he is, it's that Legolas is super-duper-human above him.

Originally posted by Robtard
It's not that Tarzan isn't superhuman, he is, it's that Legolas is super-duper-human above him.

This.

Originally posted by Thinkerer
Dude, you see how far he is being smacked through the air? Those blows are harder than what any ordinary human, even a top boxer, could produce.

Legolas isn't a human boxer, though? He's an elf who was fighting Bolg, one of the more vicious and stronger orcs, and was evenly parrying and blocking his mace.

Bolg was actually trying to kill him, too. And we know Bolg is strong because he was smashing through thick stone walls etc with his mace.

Originally posted by Thinkerer
Dude, you see how far he is being smacked through the air? Those blows are harder than what any ordinary human, even a top boxer, could produce.

Yeah no doubt he is more than human, it's just not the best example and he's not as enhanced as Legolas.

Tarzans best feat from the movie in my opinion was jumping off the mountain and grabbing the vine and swinging through the jungle. That was some Spiderman like stuff there.

Tazran definitely f**ked a female ape in his troop while he was going through his teens and didn't know better, before he was found by humanity.

Or male. Without society's hangups, who knows what he stuck his dick into.

Originally posted by Robtard
Tazran definitely f**ked a female ape in his troop while he was going through his teens and didn't know better, before he was found by humanity.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/xiVR6APpP2UJVEEy23/200w.gif

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Or male. Without society's hangups, who knows what he stuck his dick into.

A fair point and to add further, male and female apes have been observed having same-sex relations in the wild.

Maybe now we know why his troop brother was do buttmad at him...

Tarzan's fight was somewhat impressive durability wise. I thought it was retarded he was using capoeira or whatever that Brazilian dance martial arts is on a gorilla though. That's hilarious

Wonder where he learned it from....

All Gorilla 's know Capoeira of course, so they thought him.

Originally posted by Thinkerer
All Gorilla 's know Capoeira of course, so they thought him.

taught

Originally posted by tkitna
taught
^^^With the power of their minds, so they thought him.

The hell, I wrote thought? Damn.

Originally posted by Thinkerer
I didn't say he win, but he took a lot of blows and also managed to throw some good punches, dodging blows etc. That attests to enhanced strength, reflexes, speed and durability.

https://youtu.be/FBm5tnzkuCo?si=3u_ojCeZl1kgNCN2 Dear lord this movie looks like utter dogshit. You people actually watched this shit?

The most impressive feat was the mile long vines they swung on