Knight Rider vs Cocaine Bear

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Thinkerer

Impediment
What is the title?

KingD19
I think it's supposed to be "Knight Rider vs Cocaine Bear".

Thinkerer
Yes. Strange, I could swear that I entered a title...

riv6672
^^^You did.

Why did you use an apostrophe?

Apostrophes cause a glitch here that blanks out the thread title.

Impediment
Fixed.

h1a8
Kit has insane durability. Bullet proof to the extent that bullets make no scratch or dent on it and bounces tf off. Even steel plate can't do that.
Withstand explosions and bust through solid brick walls from prisons and prison steels bars etc.
Kit will kill that Bear. And Michael will be completely invincible if Kit just sat there and let the bear do anything it wants.

riv6672
Going w. Cocaine Bear.

h1a8
Originally posted by riv6672
Going w. Cocaine Bear.

Not if Michael is sitting inside Kit.

KingD19
K.I.T.T. easily. It's bulletproof and explosion-proof, can emit tear gas, has flamethrowers, and a literal laser beam that can punch through solid steel. So Cocaine Bear can't actually do anything to damage the car or get to Michael inside. While Michael can just kill it pretty quickly. The only way C-Bear can win is if Michael opens the door, stands there, and tells K.I.T.T to not intervene while the bear mauls him, because even if he gets out, K.I.T.T. will still kill the bear to keep him safe.

Thinkerer
I guess I didn't see enough Knight Rider episodes big grin

riv6672
Originally posted by h1a8
Not if Michael is sitting inside Kit.
^^^Especially then.

Robtard
Gary Coleman comes out of K.I.T.T., crawls his diminutive self up the bear's ass and punches his way out, killing the bear.

riv6672
^^^Too late to change the OP now, guy.

Start another thread or GTFO.

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