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I thought that this would be a fun thread. But please don't abandon the Unforgivable diaries for this tho, i love that thread!!!!!

Orlando would be a depressed slob for a few years.

Johnny would stay in his house or wear a mask for a few years..

And... Keira would have fun with it lol. I think she'd join in on our Sparrabeth discussion and be flattered by our respect for her lol Minus a few people

Johnny: Hot? HOT?! I'm a middle-aged guy from Kentucky. I'm not hot! (hears Vanessa say she's taking off all her clothes) Gotta go!

Orlando: Well, in my defense, I had a very good time filming my scenes with Keira so if you'll excuse me, I have to go enjoy all the benefits of being a well-known and well-liked celebrity. Peace out.

Keira: Sparrabeth? There's a word for it? That is soooo cool. I have so much to share.

Geoffrey: Hot? Well, I guess I should enjoy this. Ahem, (clears throat) aaarrrgghh!

Jack: Aw, a whole thread about mourning my character's death. That is so sweet. I love you girls. I really do.

Naomi: Okay, I'll explain the 50ft lady thing. See, it's like this....

Tom: All right! You all think I'm a psychopath! I'd take advantage of that, but then I'd be arrested.

wait... who's tom?

Tom is Beckett

oh.. hollander? (... am i correct? or is this another person?)

Yeah, Tom Hollander. Dear Mr. Collins.

oh. was kinda confused at that moment.

lol... johnny would say that. he refuses to admit he's hot. read it in an interview.

Orlando would be more like:

Orlando: There's a website about the movie? Oh, a forum. Ok...Yeah, I'll go look. Um...I'm never home, I don't know where my computer is.

(Several hours later, we see Orlando has thrown himself into the Internet jungle with reckless abandon. His eyes are wide.)

Orlando: (on cell phone with Johnny) What does "R-P slash fic, non-con, P-W-P mean?

(Johnny doesn't know either, so Orlando begins to read it outloud to Johnny. Orlando's voice trails at the vivid writing.)

Orlando: I...don't really remember doing that with you.

Johnny: Get off now, Orlando. Save yourself before you go any further!

Orlando: I...can't. Must read about Sparrabeth vs. Willabeth.

(Two hours later, Orlando is slouched on his sofa, talking to Johnny again)

Orlando: So then apparently the true ship is "Sparrington..."


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lol i was watching a hair thing on vh1 and they talked about johnny. It was awesome cause they were all like "Johnny rocks!" "johnny can do whatever he wants because he's Johnny Depp, man!" and they showed little snippets from some interview i guess and he was looking at his picture on the cover of a magazine and he was like "I should've grown chest hair for that" and then he said "Look at that it's sick"

He's so modest ... lol

yeah, he is so modest.

and that's what makes him Hott-er.




ROFL to the post about orli by surreal!

i liked that post post some more about that.......its funny!!!!!!

Originally posted by willofthewisp
Johnny: Hot? HOT?! I'm a middle-aged guy from Kentucky. I'm not hot! (hears Vanessa say she's taking off all her clothes) Gotta go!

Orlando: Well, in my defense, I had a very good time filming my scenes with Keira so if you'll excuse me, I have to go enjoy all the benefits of being a well-known and well-liked celebrity. Peace out.

Keira: Sparrabeth? There's a word for it? That is soooo cool. I have so much to share.

Geoffrey: Hot? Well, I guess I should enjoy this. Ahem, (clears throat) aaarrrgghh!

Jack: Aw, a whole thread about mourning my character's death. That is so sweet. I love you girls. I really do.

Naomi: Okay, I'll explain the 50ft lady thing. See, it's like this....

Tom: All right! You all think I'm a psychopath! I'd take advantage of that, but then I'd be arrested.


Johnny would so say that lol

Originally posted by Surreal_44
Orlando would be more like:

Orlando: There's a website about the movie? Oh, a forum. Ok...Yeah, I'll go look. Um...I'm never home, I don't know where my computer is.

(Several hours later, we see Orlando has thrown himself into the Internet jungle with reckless abandon. His eyes are wide.)

Orlando: (on cell phone with Johnny) What does "R-P slash fic, non-con, P-W-P mean?

(Johnny doesn't know either, so Orlando begins to read it outloud to Johnny. Orlando's voice trails at the vivid writing.)

Orlando: I...don't really remember doing that with you.

Johnny: Get off now, Orlando. Save yourself before you go any further!

Orlando: I...can't. Must read about Sparrabeth vs. Willabeth.

(Two hours later, Orlando is slouched on his sofa, talking to Johnny again)

Orlando: So then apparently the true ship is "Sparrington..."


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ahahahhahaha that is a crack up

Originally posted by IheartPocky
lol i was watching a hair thing on vh1 and they talked about johnny. It was awesome cause they were all like "Johnny rocks!" "johnny can do whatever he wants because he's Johnny Depp, man!" and they showed little snippets from some interview i guess and he was looking at his picture on the cover of a magazine and he was like "I should've grown chest hair for that" and then he said "Look at that it's sick"

He's so modest ... lol

awww
i agee, that's what makes me love him even more.
He is humble and sweet

Awww so modest johnny....love him! Hes soo sweet!

yeah... he's soo sweet ain't he...

-sigh-

such a beautiful person....-faints-

yeah..

*daydreams about johnny depp* * faints with happyness*

I think Johnny would be like "Girls under 30...well actually under 20... teenagers...do they really find me attractive?"
And he wouldn't allow his kids to surf in the net, lol

wow. he should check ithis place out.. lol.

it'll answer everything he wants to know....

True that! .... and much much MUCH more!

oh so much more..

Yes way more

Oh i dont know if this is true but my friend has a myspace account(i know that is true) and she says that she knows JD on myspace but i dont think he has an account i mean y would he so i can ask her to tell him to come on kmc! Anyone like this plan?????

Um....

Your friend is lying/making things up.



Have a nice day.

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!! I even told her that!!! but she dosent want to listen to me!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i was just saying because i really dont beleive her but i was going to ask her if someone was up for it......

eh.. let the impostor come on and let's GRILL HIM!

Yea!!! Whos up for it!!!!!

I'm up for it!

go fetch him! now!

and we'll grill him next time.. let him lounge around a bit.

Alright ill go get him.......*asks friend to go get him* Alright i did it!!! she hasent given me a responce yet soo will see.

LOL...i bet u Johnny doesnt even know what myspace is?

i know Orlando didnt know what it was until a few months ago...lol!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!

Keira would probably be like " U see KMC Girls get it! I dont know why Gore and the writers dont get it....Jack and Liz do belong together!"

You got that right!!!!!!!!!!!

Omg, Willo and Surreal, those were halarious! I can't top that funniness! I'm so glad no one heard me laugh out loud!

i like your siggy "surfchikpir8fan" it all makes since.....(i dont know why i typed that..but its true i do like it)

surf, the background of your sig reminds me of the phils. hmm

Ooh, I have more to write of Orlando and His Adventures On-Line. Shall post them up after I have tea.


And maybe after I drop off a wedding prezzie for a certain somebody on this forum.

WHO?!

yeah, Orli.

just take care that no one will bash Orli.

wow. I can't call Orli a whelp yet i could do that to will. Tell me why?

Because Orli and Will are not technically the same person.

so true. hmm

but.. same face. why do i bash will so much (some sorta way)?

oh.. i know the answer already.

Because he's in the way of your OTP.

hmm OTP????

I was gonna say Jack is rubbing off.. what's OTP?