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'Hallucination Jacks For Sale/Hire'
We'll let you rent one out for yourself..


We also have Will Turner, James Norrington, basically everyone on the racks!

The payment is a 2 barrel of rums a day, and they should be full!

We need our merchandise back at noon, but you can rent them at anytime...

the sale part, well.. we only sell the posters and stuff of the Hallucinations.

Business, we're open whenever i'm around... anyone can work for me, just send you resume to me through this thread...

We have nothing to do with the Disney Company though.





PS: THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.. i repeat, fun mates...

Can I rent-a-Jack PLEASE? the captain One

And Can I work Here??? lol it would be funnnnn!

we need your credentials mate..

you need to know how to do 'GOOD BUSINESS' around these parts...


and, yes, but i need him back noon.

noon there or noon here?

*faxes in "credentials"*...and waits...PATIENTLY =]

Let me know tomorrow if I make your crew lol

*Yawns* GoodNight Sleep Tight! Don't let the bedbugs bite!

eh. noon your time mate.. if its noon there right now, noon the next day..

2 barrels of rum, pay-up!

ahh... *reads credentials* it says here that you helped sell a ship that Beckett once comandeered... after looting the ship and throwing him overboard..

is that true?

Perhaps lol. It's night time here

*Pays Up*

Well, he had to die one way or another... =]

*stores barrels, and checks if full*

thanks for doing business with us mate!

*brings out a big gift-wrapped box* here he is... and report for work everytime you can mate...

I will Ma'am Pleasure doing business with you!

*Opens Gift Box* Awwwwwwwwwwwwe he's soo CUTE Very Good Job

I'll report for duty A.S.A.P, but for now...I'm signing out...Jack's calling me =]

lol, have fun!

i want one!!! and can i b a worker? lol *snail mails credentials*

who would ya order mate?

there are a lot to go around..

hmm.. snail mail?... *waits.. verrryyy patiently* lol.

i want a jackkie poo....and an willi poo! lol...i wanna sit and laugh at orli coz hes a eunich, while i make up with my shirtless jack

hmmm.....

2 barrels of rum a day mate, 4 barrels for ya cause you ordered two.

i need em back by noon lol...

no you can't keep either.

how many days are you getting both?

1 day. *pays up*



5 second later...WHY IS THE RUM GONE!?

lol...!

*looks into the rum barrels* okay.. full...

*hands over big gift box*

open it up already, will and Jack would fight in there...

*opens* Stop fightin over em you two! i love you both! *kisses*

I'm gonna play with mine later lol.

*recieves credentials.. finally*

hmmm....

seems here that you tried to wreck the dutchman on a few occasions.... and escaped from Davey Jones clutches... hmm

oh...yeah..u heard about that ey?

ah.. darling, you sent it to me..

ahh...buit i didnt send THAT bit...someone must have snuck it in...dun dun dunnnnnn

those are the kind of credentials i'm looking for, so you're in...

One last person to join our crew, and we're closed for entries mate...

hmm..thanks....umm......me....? lol

do you have the guts to work here mate?
do you have what it takes?
I'll fire you if not?
refrain from the merchandise though...

you get a complimentary Jack for free if you join...

yay! lol

ohh.. few rules though mate...

refrain from the other merchandise!

*tries to*...cant...help..self. *doesnt touch anything*

I'll cuff you on the register if i have to.. shock

can i order one...please?????????????? And can it be a jackie? you know the one thats captain of the black pearl? Yea that one. *pays up*
And i have one more question...can i PLEASE work here? If i can heres the credentials.

lol this is fun....i wanna hire a norrington *brings in 12 cases of bacardi and a giant satchel of $

Jaeh...im afraid....im very afraid

*hand jaeh back hired goon(will) and hired sexy(jack)*

its...3 to 12....amazingly lol

I want to buy Jack the monkey.. I've always wanted a monkey.. as a pet..

lol since I work here...Can I serve customers???

PAY UP MATE! I believe it's 2 barrels in your debt and you have him till noon your time =]

Aye.

ROTLMAO Congrats, you just bought your first Jack (The Monkey)

And I just served my FIRST customer, Oh Jaeh would be proud lol

wow! so many customers!

everyone, order up, my assistants would be glad to serve you when i'm away!

I forgot to cloe the shop yesterday..

How did We do Boss? =]

Originally posted by sailorleo
lol this is fun....i wanna hire a norrington *brings in 12 cases of bacardi and a giant satchel of $

wow. *gives a big box of present, and stores payment* Here's your order mate!

Originally posted by LoveJackSparrow
can i order one...please?????????????? And can it be a jackie? you know the one thats captain of the black pearl? Yea that one. *pays up*
And i have one more question...can i PLEASE work here? If i can heres the credentials.

sure... how many days? and, credentials... pass them... now..

lol aren't we popular!

I've always known this'll be a good idea..

*gets two glasses, fills it with rum* Let's drink to this, shall we?

Aye! Right you were Boss

*take what you can! Give nothin back!*

Agreed

lol!

=] Well Said Tramps Tha's exactly what The Jacks We Sell Would Do Savvy?

yupp

lol

Let's drink... ! *gulps down rum*

oh.. btw guys, another rule for my crew, no one works when drunk.. so limit your drinking here in my shop..

hard, i know..

nooooooooooooooooooooooo! lol

It's gonna have to be a sacrifice You know how much we LOVE our rum!

there is the pirate party thread, however..

PARTY!!!!!!!! lol

Is everybody thinking what me and Jack are thinking? PART-AY PART-AY PART-AY!!!

LOL EMPLOYEES PARTY ONLY!!!

Note: BRING RUM and your Jack

lol!

lol...

I have my Jack right here.. and My Norrington..

and my Will...


everyone, partehy!!

I want, I want..*thinking* I want the Black Pearl with Captain Jack Sparrow... one bottle of rum is enough?

whoa! It's time to close, because i'm going.

sorry guys..

place your order today, will give it tomorrow.

One of my crew would open this when she gets on...

LoveJackSparrow, I'll need your credentials tomorrow..

Closed, Have a good time, don't loot my shop, and don't let the rum run out!

can i work here? here's my credidentials.....

Alright heres my credentials! and can i have my jack for 2 days? *pays up*

Hi. I'd like to rent out a Will Turner; Captain of the Flying Dutchman version, please.

*hands over rum*

Thank you.

*Waits pationtly for Jaeh......* *sighs*

OPEN!

now.. everyone? what are your orders?

uhem my credintials????

DISCLAIMER

Dear All Future, Present, or Past Hallucination Jack Purchasers,

Please excuse Jaeh_JediPirate in all of her sales. She seems to have broken in to our private rum cellar and has gotten herself drunk every night for several days. She does not recollect the true owner of all of the Hallucinated Jacks and the only person who has the ability of selling them. We will, however, relinquish the problem right now by revealing the owner of the Jacks: Ivebeendepped43. Please disregard all previous sales of Jack hallucinations ASAP. We are sorry for the mix up and hope it does not cause any serious emotional trauma. If you have any questions, please contact us with them. Again, we are so sorry for this mistake. Thank you for your time and understanding.

Sincerely,
Ivebeendepped43 and her VERY BIG AND BULKY security crew.

Omg..so thats why she is never on...........pitty aint it. now i want my jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! and please read credintials i would like to work here.

LMAO!

yes, your credentials mate..

WHAT?! IBD!!!

i thought we were partners! and you weren't on so i took over.. *trails off*

PS: just in case someone took that seriously....dont. lol it was all in good fun! i was kidding! we are partners, jaeh

i wasnt on because my aunt just came into town and i havent seen her since last summer, so sorry guys!! i wont be on a lot for the next few days! keep the place runnin jaeh!

Alright so can i work here????????

lol, okay IBD..

co-captain!

yeah.. wait... *reads credentials*

is it true.. that you once tried to fight three ships.. at a time.. with your own lone bloody ship mate?

lol!!!! so uhhh...whats my job? lol u refering to her as co-captain or me?....

to you ibd! you're my co-captain remember? we're partners mate!

What do I do again?

ah yes! ok thanx! LOL

AH, you're my crewmember lol! when I'm not around, and there are costumers.. you go and serve em..

yes, go and serve them im on...vaca...

*gives everyone there orders, receives pay*

potcfan, you could, credentials first.

after ONE last, the openings for working here are closed...

Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
AH, you're my crewmember lol! when I'm not around, and there are costumers.. you go and serve em..

I will Ma'am, And I'll make you proud!

good.

what happened to 'Aye captain' mate?

Aye Aye Captain!

Originally posted by siriuswriter
Hi. I'd like to rent out a Will Turner; Captain of the Flying Dutchman version, please.

*hands over rum*

Thank you.

Ahem.

I've got a black bandanna and a pair of boots that need some use! Come on ladies, get your act together!!

*gives out a BIG box with ribbon on top*

here siriuswriter.. here's will..


to my crew.. and everyone else: I probably won't be around so much anymore, I've got a lotta stuff to do now and school. I'll miss y'all guys, will probably be back during weekends and sneak-in usage..

don't mess up the shop, and don't forget to sell anything....

oh, and, let the Jack bites, don't loot my shop, and don't let the rum run out...

see y'all mates, force be with ye all and God bless!

So, ill keep the place running for a while. So, just chekin in to see how things are going...

Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
lol, okay IBD..

co-captain!

yeah.. wait... *reads credentials*

is it true.. that you once tried to fight three ships.. at a time.. with your own lone bloody ship mate?

What???!!!? I did that...oh mate i dont recall that...................i must have been drunk that day but hmm let me try to remeber...........oh yes jack sparrow sent me to do that....ah he said i could be on his crew if i did that...and well IT NEVER HAPPENED!!!!!!! Oh well.....so do i get the job..or not? Oh yea and i almost KILLEd myself by doing that.

*sneaks in*

yeah, i snuck this in...

yes, accepted LJS, you may start immediately!

Aye Aye captain!

*points to new siggy*

before i go, whadaya think mate?

OMG its beautiful!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can i have it????????

thank you...

and no you can't..

oh, and..... your credentials didn't pass


but you had the guts to lie to THE CAPTAIN JACK!!!!!!

so you pass..

LOL!!!! and aww mate! ok so i start to work when?????

eh, whenever you want... now if you want to

gotta run mate, have a lot to do..

have fun, don't let the rum run out, let the jacks bite!

see y'all...

see yea later Jaeh! And yea dont let the jacks bite!

i mean let the jacks bite LOL!!!!!!!!! oops!

bye jeah, before you go, do you also rent han solos?? hehe

OMG Niiiiiiiiice Siggy Jaeh!..*Ahem* I mean CAPTAIN!!! and avvy too!

Originally posted by LoveJackSparrow
i mean let the jacks bite LOL!!!!!!!!! oops! cant promise that one shifty

here are my credidentials... and can i rent the monkey fro 2 days? he's so cute!!

lol you know, jaeh is better at selling...as far as im concerened, sure go ahead!

kk... i'll wait for jaeh

no one has anwsered my question about Han yet...

HELLO!

snuck in, sorry guys! I miss y'all a lot, but, school.. it just started.... *sigh* I wish it was summer again.

potcfan, I read here.. *indicates credentials* that you once attempted to bring the whole garrison placed by the EITC near the hmm.. i'm not sure, but this states near the french border, i dunno, there's a smudge....

if its true you're so hired..


oh, and missme, sure! but, it'll cost you 2 barrels of rum and an x-wing fighter.

they're hard to get..

hello Jaeh, nice to see ya

Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
*gives out a BIG box with ribbon on top*

here siriuswriter.. here's will..


to my crew.. and everyone else: I probably won't be around so much anymore, I've got a lotta stuff to do now and school. I'll miss y'all guys, will probably be back during weekends and sneak-in usage..

don't mess up the shop, and don't forget to sell anything....

oh, and, let the Jack bites, don't loot my shop, and don't let the rum run out...

see y'all mates, force be with ye all and God bless!

yeah, same, i have to study for Year 7 exams, i should be on often tho luv ya'll...and MY precious Jack*kiss*

Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
HELLO!

snuck in, sorry guys! I miss y'all a lot, but, school.. it just started.... *sigh* I wish it was summer again.

potcfan, I read here.. *indicates credentials* that you once attempted to bring the whole garrison placed by the EITC near the hmm.. i'm not sure, but this states near the french border, i dunno, there's a smudge....

if its true you're so hired..


oh, and missme, sure! but, it'll cost you 2 barrels of rum and an x-wing fighter.

they're hard to get..

yup, that's true... wat about my monkey?

its getting wrapped up now

Business is going well lol

ello sif!

yep, so true AH..

here you go Potcfan... enjoy your monkey! especially wrapped by IBD...

Hi! Here's my two barrels. CAn I have a Jack? Original. preferably with effects. drunk but not intoxicated.

*receives rum, checks if full, wraps jack*

just make sure he gets his daily rum intake.

thanks for shopping with us..

thx for the monkey- *hands over rum*

No thank YOU! I'll have him back by noon.

Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
HELLO!

snuck in, sorry guys! I miss y'all a lot, but, school.. it just started.... *sigh* I wish it was summer again.

potcfan, I read here.. *indicates credentials* that you once attempted to bring the whole garrison placed by the EITC near the hmm.. i'm not sure, but this states near the french border, i dunno, there's a smudge....

if its true you're so hired..


oh, and missme, sure! but, it'll cost you 2 barrels of rum and an x-wing fighter.

they're hard to get..

lol here is the rum and the x-wing fighter ( the rum was very easy but i had to work to get that x-wing fighter!) miss you Jaeh!

miss you two guys.. lots...

i have responsibilities in school now (wow. never thought i'd say that) being a senior and all...

*takes rum to the cellar, and places fighter in a hangar*

thank you deary! *gift wraps* here's han...

*gets potcfan's rum* thanks...

Here! I brought original Jack back.

*puts chain on jack and pulls him away*

I feel like Elizabeth doing this... chains! only thing missing is the kiss.. *daydreams* but i can't damage the good... lol. I'm gonna go play with my own Jack now...

lol

If we work here lol may we serve ourselves? ...as long as we stick to the rules and bring him back? and we'll pay for them too =]

of course!

I have multiple cameras settled all around the shop.. so I'd see if you're cheating... *evil laugh*

Here's the monkey back!! sorry if he's late.. stupid computer viruses!!! let me know how much extra rum i owe you for bringing him back late...

id say about 3 bottles will do

here's Han back thanks!!

T'was a pleasure doing business with ye (even though I didn't serve you)

*hands over 3 barrels of rum*

WOOT!! RUM!!!

lol... thanks for paying.. and ordering.. guys...

potcfan, check your sig. spelled wrong.

lol she didnt make it, joanjoan did. but she fixed it

No, actually Mrs.fish made it... but if your talking about the yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me thing above the picture, I fixed it

I was talking abou the yo ho line..


wow. orli: hot

will: whelp.



weird.

^^i dont agree.

Orli: pansy

Will: whelp except when he is captain of the dutchman

^^ agree exept for the Will is a welp line... he's never a welp!!!

"by all means kill the whelp" one of Johnny's fav. lines. that tell u anything?

thats one of his fav lines? cool. i heart johnny..

yeah it is. watch the commentary..

ohh. I haven't watched the commentary in forever..

ive watched it pretty recently

WILL : WHELP! hot whelp...

Orli: plain hot, not a whelp...




I'm gonna borrow a lotta Jacks tonight. I need to relax. Physical Edu. was a killer.

*pays 20 barrels of rum*

aw im sorry!! go relax!! ill keep the place running! *gets a tin of peanuts*

thanks... here's another 20 barrels. ahh.. Jacks give great massages... and are good therapy for the eyes too...

Hey, can I buy a Will for my more than obsessed friend? She really needs one before she goes insane!! How much rum would it be to buy one?

2 barrels per day.. i didn't riase my prices...

lol were so demanding! but its worth it! hes yours!

i'm renting a davey jones today... need someone undead to kill when i'm frustrated..

Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
thanks... here's another 20 barrels. ahh.. Jacks give great massages... and are good therapy for the eyes too...

LOL...eye massages

lol.. true... he's so.. relaxing, to look at..

So True!!! droolio

is the undead monkey for sale?

yep.. you can rent as many as you want. not for sale.

How much to buy a Will? I need to give one to my friend!!