POTC pants jokes(its funny you should read some!)

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LoveJackSparrow
they are funny
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LoveJackSparrow
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LoveJackSparrow
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LoveJackSparrow
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LoveJackSparrow
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missme283
hehe funny

surfchikpir8fan
Very funny, loved the first one the best!

Tramps Lady
loved the last.....pictured it...lmao

sailorleo
Originally posted by LoveJackSparrow

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aye aye!

AudioHeart
LMAO laughing out loud

LoveJackSparrow
i love them!

Council#13
laughing out loud I love the one with Norrington the best. laughing out loud

LoveJackSparrow
heres ill post some more!
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LOL!

LoveJackSparrow
heres one!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/DeppAndMeaningful/Johnny%20avatars/POTC%20pants%20avatars/wedding-done.jpg

ivebeendepped43
lmao!! awesome!!!

LoveJackSparrow
They are awesome yall have to admit it they are totally awesome!!!!!!!
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/DeppAndMeaningful/Johnny%20avatars/POTC%20pants%20avatars/obsessed-done.jpg
LOL!!!!

LoveJackSparrow
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/DeppAndMeaningful/Johnny%20avatars/POTC%20pants%20avatars/piratepants_larseny.jpg
:-)

Tramps Lady
^^^^lmao!

T.Maria
"But why are the pants gone" - - lmao! big grin

Tramps Lady
the pants are gone coz i ripped them off, burnt em and now all i see it underwearwink lolwink

LoveJackSparrow
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ivebeendepped43
i have one!! "Oh really? To ensure Mister Turner's pants, then?" or "Suppose we be'er... save it as soon as we can. What with our pants in such a vulnerable state, and all."
ooorrr

"they intend to do him the honor of releasing him from his pants."

tee_pirategirl
LOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!! OMG hilariouse. I can't read the ones LJS posted! I dunno wgy I can't see them. Have they done this one?

Barbossa: By the pants you're right...where be Jack's pants? bring them forward.


Jack: WHat do u say to three pants and we forget the name?

Jack: Those pants do not flatter u at all. It should be pants or nothing! I happen to have no pants in my caben.

Jack: Much more better! It is a drawing of pants. Gentlemen what do pants do?

AudioHeart
Originally posted by tee_pirategirl
LOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!! OMG hilariouse. I can't read the ones LJS posted! I dunno wgy I can't see them. Have they done this one?

Barbossa: By the pants you're right...where be Jack's pants? bring them forward.


Jack: WHat do u say to three pants and we forget the name?

Jack: Those pants do not flatter u at all. It should be pants or nothing! I happen to have no pants in my caben.

Jack: Much more better! It is a drawing of pants. Gentlemen what do pants do?

LOLLLLL!!! laughing laughing laughing laughing out loud

LoveJackSparrow
OMG!!!!!!!!!! I need to ask the person who made those to make those!!!!! But yea the one that you said Jack: How bout 4 shillings and we forget the pants..that one has already been made..but the other ones havent be made yet so i will ask!

LoveJackSparrow
Oh you said 3 pants never mind...ill ask them to do that one then

potcfan2003
OMG I'm LMAO

Arachnid1
LOL!!! I love this thread!

Davy Jones: Tell me Jack, do you fear death?
Jack: You have no pants.

Jack: Ladies will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course you have no pants. I've never been in pants. It's pronounced PANTS. And by the way, no. I've never actually met Bizzaro but I love his pants and all of this pales into utter insignificance in light of the fact that my pants, are once again gone. Savvy?

big grin

tee_pirategirl
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!! "my pants are once again gone" LMAO!


Jack:Our pantss are very much alike. Mine and yours. Yours and mine. Ours!

Will: Hurry someone will have heard that.
Jack: Not without my pants!

EVERYONE TOGETHER: Yoho Yoho! A pirates pants for me!

Still everyone: Yoho! all hands hoist the pants high!

AudioHeart
LMAO

laughing out loud

Liz: We are under the law of the jurisdiction of port royal and you WILL tell us what our pants are being charged with!!!

tee_pirategirl
LOL!!! I luv pants jokes.

LoveJackSparrow
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yall guys are making me laugh so hard! oh and if i repaet some tell me so i can get new pant jokes!
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LoveJackSparrow
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LoveJackSparrow
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I think i posted you stole my pants already but oh well!

LoveJackSparrow
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LoveJackSparrow
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LoveJackSparrow
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texgodiva2s
Oh my pants! I just read Aranhnid1--and thank you thank you thanks!!
I've read it three times now and i'm still laughing. You may take the helm, young Mister Arachnid1--you've plotted a true course. Whenever I feel blue, all I gotta do...is remember, it's pronounced PANTS. hysterical

LoveJackSparrow
lol?

ivebeendepped43
Originally posted by Arachnid1
LOL!!! I love this thread!

Davy Jones: Tell me Jack, do you fear death?
Jack: You have no pants.

Jack: Ladies will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course you have no pants. I've never been in pants. It's pronounced PANTS. And by the way, no. I've never actually met Bizzaro but I love his pants and all of this pales into utter insignificance in light of the fact that my pants, are once again gone. Savvy?

big grin lmfao!!!
"Mr. Sparrow? What say you about the condition of these pants?"

tee_pirategirl
LOOOL! IBD43 nice job that would also go with the following lines.
I can imagine it!

Jack: Mr.Sparrow? What say u about the condition of these pants?
Shirtless Jack: They be proper in my eyes sir.
Jack: Mr.Sparrow they aren't proper unless they are none existent.
S.J: wha'?
Jack: Take them off for rum's sake! don't u know we have teenage audienece who will come back for more if u do?!

LoveJackSparrow
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ivebeendepped43
and they intend to do him the pleasure of releasing him from his pants.

Gibbs: For the love of mother and child Jack, whats coming after us?
Jack: ....pants.

James Norrington, what have pants done to you?

guard the pants!

oohhh fine! lets just, haul out our pants and start banging away at eachother that will solve everything! ive had it! ive had it with wobbly-legged, rum soaked-PANTS!

Taku Sparrow
Davy: Do you fear pants?
Man1: I-I'll take my ch-chances, sir.

Governor Swann: So this is your choice? You know he is a blacksmith.
Elizabeth: No. He's my pants.

Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made pants.
Will: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will: What did he use for rope?
Jack: Human hair.

Jack: From my pants.

Will: Pants are going to save Elizabeth?
Jack: How much do you know about Davy Jones?
Will: Not much.
Jack: Yeah, the pants are going to save Elizabeth.

ivebeendepped43
lmfao!!!!
"Governor Swann: So this is your choice? You know he is a blacksmith.
Elizabeth: No. He's my pants." i love that one!

LoveJackSparrow
Now thats funny!

~dorkerina~
Jack: and what do ye have to lose?

Norrington: Nothing I wouldn't regret pantsing

my favorite "she was singing about pants sir!" rofl! laughing big grin

ivebeendepped43
lol!!!
bloody pants!!

potcfan2003
OMG you guys r sooo funny!!!

Taku Sparrow
It's a curse. ;D

texgodiva2s
Tia Dalma "Would you be willing to go to the end of the pants to bring back witty Jack and him precious pants?"

IheartPocky
Will: I understand. It's a game of pants. But your bet includes all the pants, not just your own.

Norrington: Come on, then! Who wants pants?

Elizabeth Swann: Jack, the pants, give them back.

I tried.. smile

AudioHeart
laughing out loud

~dorkerina~
my pants!

ivebeendepped43
Originally posted by IheartPocky
Will: I understand. It's a game of pants. But your bet includes all the pants, not just your own.

Norrington: Come on, then! Who wants pants?

Elizabeth Swann: Jack, the pants, give them back.

I tried.. smile lmfao! those were awesome!! "Jack my pants give them back!"

LoveJackSparrow
Lol!!!!!!!!!!! Now that was pure comudy! sorry cant spell rightnow! LOL!

ivebeendepped43
lol u mean comedy? lmao

tee_pirategirl
LOL! "Jack my pants give them back." that was hilariouse.

potcfan2003
i loved te " Quit blowing hole sin my pants!!" That was my favorute

ivebeendepped43
^^ that one was awesome!

"What say we run up a flag of truce, i scurry over to the Interceptor, and negotiate the return of your pants, eh? What say you to that?/ No, you see Jack, thats exactly the attitude that lost you your pants! People are easier to search when they're dead!"

IheartPocky
lol!

hmmm

Norrington: Our pants were always intertwined, Elizabeth. But never joined.

ivebeendepped43
lmao!! am i a total dork for like, just realizing that Jared Leto is the lead singer of 30 Seconds to Mars? but hes way cute...

IheartPocky
eek! way cute fo sho supa hot and fine!!

ahem anyhoo yes i love 30 seconds to mars aka 30stm yessss

ivebeendepped43
im rather fond of them too! i love The Kill!

AudioHeart
Jack: But...Why would he do that?...it's because he's lost his pants, what do you think? And we shall have a magnificent pants party and your pants are not invited

Jack: Savvy? = Pants?

Jack: I once sailed with a geyser, lost both his eyes and his pants

Will: And what is exactly in the chest?

Tia Dalma: Davy Jones' Pants OH MY!

Pintel: What vexes all men?

Jack: PANTS!

...I Tried... wink

IheartPocky
Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
im rather fond of them too! i love The Kill! coolio. im weird hahaha yes great song.

eek! hehehe i liked it audio heart...

LoveJackSparrow
Originally posted by AudioHeart
Jack: But...Why would he do that?...it's because he's lost his pants, what do you think? And we shall have a magnificent pants party and your pants are not invited

Jack: Savvy? = Pants?

Jack: I once sailed with a geyser, lost both his eyes and his pants

Will: And what is exactly in the chest?

Tia Dalma: Davy Jones' Pants OH MY!

Pintel: What vexes all men?

Jack: PANTS!

...I Tried... wink
It was good i liked them!

ivebeendepped43
i loved them too!!

LoveJackSparrow
Now let me see if i can get one on my own...
Jack: But why is the food, the shade, MY PANTS!
Elizabeth: Yes your pants are gone!
Jack: But why are MY pants gone?
Elizabeth 1) Because pants make the most tipicle men into scondrals and 2) that fire is over a thosand feet high the entire navy is looking for me and my pants! Do you really think that they wont see that fire witch indeed has your pants?
Jack: But why are MY PANTS GONE?
How did i do? I think i did horrible...

ivebeendepped43
lol you kinda miswrote a couple lines, but it was hilarious!

tee_pirategirl
Ditto! Not exactly the same but FUNNY!

ivebeendepped43
ive been trying to think of one, but i got nuthin....

AudioHeart
lol, thanks!!! wink

ivebeendepped43
no problem! you really cant mess these up, u no!

Arachnid1
Originally posted by texgodiva2s
Oh my pants! I just read Aranhnid1--and thank you thank you thanks!!
I've read it three times now and i'm still laughing. You may take the helm, young Mister Arachnid1--you've plotted a true course. Whenever I feel blue, all I gotta do...is remember, it's pronounced PANTS. hysterical

This has got to be the best thread I've seen in a while. Who ever started the pants jokes anyways? They deserve a medal. big grin

LoveJackSparrow
I started the the thread but i have no idea who made the pants jokes!!!! ill try to figure who it is later cause i have been to the webpage and they 2 pages full...they have to have an e-mail some where...........

ivebeendepped43
lol ok. omg, i just went to Barbie.com and i went to design this page. and it says to type your name so i typed "Sexy Depp" and submitted it, but it popped up with this thing and it said "oops! Did you mean to use a naughty word? Please try again." i just found that funny...so they can dress barbie up in slutty clothes, but you cant type in "sexy" on her site...ok.

LoveJackSparrow
yea i didnt that once..........it stunk i didnt like the fact that you couldent wright stupid words........stupid site.....

tee_pirategirl
LOL really? You can't type words like that? LOL

Ok off topic

Taku Sparrow
Barbossa: There has not been pants like this in our lifetime.

Elizabeth:This is Barbaric! This is no way for grown men to... Oh, Fine! Let's just pull out our pants and start banging away at each other. That will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, pant-soaked PIRATES!

Tia Dalma: Davey Jones cannot make port, cannot step on pants but once every ten years. Pants is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry pants with you.

Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan, then?
Will Turner: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody pants.
Jack Sparrow: And if there are crewmen?
Will Turner: I cut down anyone in my path.
Jack Sparrow: I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

Norrington: Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my pants.
Will Turner: Be my guest.

Davey Jones: Do you fear... pants? Do you fear that dark abyss? Your bottom laid bare, all your bottoms punished? </lame>

Jack Sparrow: Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my pants.

Gibbs: There's only half a dozen kegs of powder!
Will Turner: Then load the pants!

Gibbs: Aye! The pants too!

Will Turner: I take this with a promise, I will find a way to sever Jones's pants on you and not rest until this blade pierces his pants! I will not abandon you...
Will Turner: I promise.

:/ kinda lame.

tee_pirategirl
NO! LOOOOOOL! Funny. OMG really good.

ivebeendepped43
lmao!!!!

texgodiva2s
Pants?! This is a jar of pants.
Yes.
Is this jar of pants going to help?
If'n you don't want them then give them back.
No.
Then the pants help.

AudioHeart
laughing out loud LOL

ivebeendepped43
lmfao!!! PANTSSSS!!!

sparrowlady68
Hahahah that so funny man

!!tangerines!!
i like these pants jokes

texgodiva2s
Captain Sparrow, I'm here to find the pants I love.

I'm deeply honored lad, but my first and only love is the pants.

maham
Originally posted by LoveJackSparrow
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ROTFL!

miss_swann
Originally posted by LoveJackSparrow
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS THE BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hystericalhystericalhystericalhystericalhysterical

!!tangerines!!
aha aha aha ahhhhhhh. funny

miss_swann
This one is very drool, but I noticed it hadn't been done:

You like pain? Try wearing pants.

IheartPocky
lol that sounds like something a nudist would say..

miss_swann
oh no! I didn't look for innuendo before posting! DOY!

texgodiva2s
Cherri-- laughing on both levels, nudist and try pants.
spent the last couple of days laughing over these with my niece--she's delighted with how funny.

!!tangerines!!
Jack: i got a pair of pants i got a pair of pants and guess whats-.....wait no im not finishing that. embarrasment lol

Liz: you were going to trade wills life for pants
Jack: we could use pants!, the fact is i was going to not tell barbossa about will, because as long as barbossa didnt know about b***dy will. I had pants which now no one has.

Jack: so whos fault is it really, that you've ended up a rum pot deckhand what takes orders from pants?

Liz: want to know why?
Jack: do tell dearie
Liz: pants
Jack: wait hang on WHAT???!

i tried
roll eyes (sarcastic)

miss_swann
hystericalhystericalhystericalhystericalhysterical

ivebeendepped43
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha!1 i LOVE that 1st one!!!

miss_swann
According to the code set down by the pirates morgan and bartholemeu you must take me to your pants.

!!tangerines!!
big grin laughing

miss_swann
CAUTION DISTURBING!!!!!!!!!!!















Originally posted by LoveJackSparrow
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/DeppAndMeaningful/Johnny%20avatars/POTC%20pants%20avatars/bottom-done.jpg omg... that's worrying... it really really scared me!

texgodiva2s
ohmygoodnessgracious, MizSwann, I am now wholly repaid for your accepting my pants post-- rock laughing out loud It's three in the morning and I'm laughing off the side of my chair--don't know when or why pants became my favorite funnies, but it's cool and you go to the head of the class--rather than in the pants of a pirate!!!You made me laugh so hard@!!! Clever pumpkin, you!!

miss_swann
I didn't make that, I found it.... but it worries me... I don't think I'll get over it.

texgodiva2s
Hello, Miss Swann--what causes you worries, that causes me to laugh so? I'm glad you found the quote becos it adds to the general body of silliness.....

miss_swann
don't you get the naughtiness of it?

texgodiva2s
Miz Swann, I believe so and that's the good joke of it. Your post works on three levels, 1. the substitution of the word pants in the spirit of this site laughing 2. the drollness of the original statement, and 3. the very idea of getting into pirate pants wink, having that sort of "closeness"...naughty, but in the way of the world so angel sweetly and innocently indiscreet.

If we can't laugh about things, even as potenially private as pants then, we're taking ourselves too darn seriously. Life's good, and you added joy in sharing your discovery. rock

miss_swann
yeah it's hilarious but still slightly creepy.

texgodiva2s
as is much of what is interesting in life is--it's good that you have that little governor in your brain--otherwise can you say serial killer? (I would like to insert a just teasing you smilie, but I don't know if there is one--consider yourself smilied that I'm teasing with you, please.) Oh, and go forth, posting only goodness, nah--too easy.

tee_pirategirl
HAH!! That was creepy but still FUNNY! I can't help but chuckle. big grin

miss_swann
ELIZABETH: I have been to the Isla De Muerta I have seen the pants.


PARROT: Don't eat pants!
WILL: I'm not going to eat pants?


WILL: I'm so gald to see pants.

texgodiva2s
Oh, I introduced my nieces, 12 and 10 to the pants line--their mom let's em surf with me sometimes--and now if you call my cell phone, you hear the younger one saying "Jack Sparrow, do you fear PANTS?" in the finest Davy Jones knock off--she's really got the accent down, even the funny little nuff snort thing he does. And of course then we all roll around on the floor lOurBO.

We sat around and read the making of Pirates book the other day and just laughed about all the places you can put the word pants--good grief, I have a very young sense of humor sometimes.

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