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So a few weeks ago, I was at my girlfriends house, right? And I'm in teh bathroom, and I'm kinda horny, so I start whacking off. My girlfriend opens teh door. She sees me, gasps, and calls me a pervert before slamming the door.

So today, I go to her house to surprise her. Her mom says "She's probably upstairs in her bedroom." So I go up there, open teh door, and I see her lying on the bed, masturbating. She sees me, gasps, and calls me a pervert before I back out of the room and close the door.

There's no justice in this world....

Originally posted by ~KoK!~
So a few weeks ago, I was at my girlfriends house, right? And I'm in teh bathroom, and I'm kinda horny, so I start whacking off. My girlfriend opens teh door. She sees me, gasps, and calls me a pervert before slamming the door.

So today, I go to her house to surprise her. Her mom says "She's probably upstairs in her bedroom." So I go up there, open teh door, and I see her lying on the bed, masturbating. She sees me, gasps, and calls me a pervert before I back out of the room and close the door.

There's no justice in this world....

You wouldn't even lock the door? oh

Originally posted by ~KoK!~
So a few weeks ago, I was at my girlfriends house, right? And I'm in teh bathroom, and I'm kinda horny, so I start whacking off. My girlfriend opens teh door. She sees me, gasps, and calls me a pervert before slamming the door.

So today, I go to her house to surprise her. Her mom says "She's probably upstairs in her bedroom." So I go up there, open teh door, and I see her lying on the bed, masturbating. She sees me, gasps, and calls me a pervert before I back out of the room and close the door.

There's no justice in this world.... This isn't a true story.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
You wouldn't even lock the door? oh He must be one of those morons you read about on radio.

Originally posted by Bardock42
He must be one of those morons you read about on radio. How to you read things on the radio?

Originally posted by lord xyz
This isn't a true story.
Well done.
Originally posted by ~KoK!~
How to you read things on the radio?
jlaugh

Originally posted by ~KoK!~
So a few weeks ago, I was at my girlfriends house, right? And I'm in teh bathroom, and I'm kinda horny, so I start whacking off. My girlfriend opens teh door. She sees me, gasps, and calls me a pervert before slamming the door.

So today, I go to her house to surprise her. Her mom says "She's probably upstairs in her bedroom." So I go up there, open teh door, and I see her lying on the bed, masturbating. She sees me, gasps, and calls me a pervert before I back out of the room and close the door.

There's no justice in this world....

laughcry crylaugh laughcry

Originally posted by ~KoK!~
How to you read things on the radio?

Oh my, you found the joke....

Wanking with the door unlocked, is asking for trouble. jockey

Just ask Mist. haermm

The real problem is you didn't get any sex in either situation

haermm

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<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh my, you found the joke....

I haven't. Please give me a detailed explanation.

Originally posted by Bardock42


Originally posted by lord xyz
This isn't a true story.

Originally posted by ~KoK!~
So a few weeks ago, I was at my girlfriends house, right? And I'm in teh bathroom, and I'm kinda horny, so I start whacking off. My girlfriend opens teh door. She sees me, gasps, and calls me a pervert before slamming the door.

So today, I go to her house to surprise her. Her mom says "She's probably upstairs in her bedroom." So I go up there, open teh door, and I see her lying on the bed, masturbating. She sees me, gasps, and calls me a pervert before I back out of the room and close the door.

There's no justice in this world....

If she was any type of girlfriend she would have helped you out. haermm

Originally posted by ~KoK!~

There's no justice in this world....

So we call upon the Justice League

This is a little disturbing. How come she didn't beat you off? herbwanknone

U r ghey. U shd do a secks on ur gf.

Okay...

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
This is a little disturbing. How come she didn't beat you off? herbwanknone Not too sure....

Originally posted by ~KoK!~
So a few weeks ago, I was at my girlfriends house, right? And I'm in teh bathroom, and I'm kinda horny, so I start whacking off. My girlfriend opens teh door. She sees me, gasps, and calls me a pervert before slamming the door.

So today, I go to her house to surprise her. Her mom says "She's probably upstairs in her bedroom." So I go up there, open teh door, and I see her lying on the bed, masturbating. She sees me, gasps, and calls me a pervert before I back out of the room and close the door.

There's no justice in this world.... i agree with her statement

Men: We're just perverts all the time.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Men: We're just perverts all the time. Damn feminists....

A snake mated with the apple Adam and Eve picked from the tree...

Ew, they ate Snake jizz!

Originally posted by ~KoK!~
So a few weeks ago, I was at my girlfriends house, right? And I'm in teh bathroom, and I'm kinda horny, so I start whacking off. My girlfriend opens teh door. She sees me, gasps, and calls me a pervert before slamming the door.

So today, I go to her house to surprise her. Her mom says "She's probably upstairs in her bedroom." So I go up there, open teh door, and I see her lying on the bed, masturbating. She sees me, gasps, and calls me a pervert before I back out of the room and close the door.

There's no justice in this world....

Originally posted by Scythe
A snake mated with the apple Adam and Eve picked from the tree...

Ew, they ate Snake jizz!


That's so nasty.