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This isn't the first time that Dead or Alive's funky kickboxer had a run-in with the aristocratic treasure hunter.

Lara had beaten him (and Niki) to the lost pirate treasure of 'Calico Jack' Rackam.

In Egypt, Lara gunned down a black turbaned swordsman Indiana Jones-style while Zack and Niki ran off with a dead priest's treasure.

Now, both he and Lara run into each other off the coast of Africa where 'Black Bart' Roberts is to have hidden his loot.

This time, both are playing for keeps.

So...what exactly is this?

H2H, guns blazing?

H2H Zack >>>>> Lara

Guns blazing Lara >>>>> Zack

In the last stupid and random thread of snafu's I said it was completely unfair to give Lara her guns and make Zack fight her with his limbs, so I nonetheless incorporated an Ak-47 in the match and stated he'd gun her b*tch-ass down.

Nah he wouldn't unless he gets Samuel Jackson as a voice actor.

He'd t!tf*ck and assrape her, in fact.

Originally posted by Guilty Gear
He'd t!tf*ck and assrape her, in fact.

As Mr. Bad Mother ****er Jackson? Yes.

YAY LAURA CROFT GETS ASSRAPED

ahaha