Who would win between P.E.N.I.S. and C.O.C.K?
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-Tired Hiker-
If 'People Evilly Need Ignorant Smartasses' were to battle the 'Club Of Creative Kids', who would win?
I thought about this for a while, and I realized that I can honestly not figure it out. Then I thought about it for a bit longer and I suddenly questioned what the hell am I doing with my life? Making threads about C.O.C.K.s and P.E.N.I.S.es, WTF????
Then I realized that making threads like that keeps me off the streetz. WORD.

Thorinn
Werd.

Soleran
all i can think about is team america for this thread
PeterGriffin
Chuck Norris

Barker
This is a Sword duel, right?

PeterGriffin
No, its a PENIS and a COCK fight

Barker
Originally posted by PeterGriffin
No, its a PENIS and a COCK fight
You mispelt Penis.
PeterGriffin
Originally posted by Barker
My cock is pretty good in a fight
Yeah...ok....awkward.....ermm
Barker
Originally posted by PeterGriffin
I was stabbed in the mouth, repetadly.
Not that I cared.
PeterGriffin
Originally posted by Barker
I enjoy cock, tastes like chicken. Or Tasty Wheat. Both taste the same. Have you ever had Tasty Wheat?
No ermm
Leo.M
Originally posted by Barker
hysterical
Barker
Originally posted by PeterGriffin
I have a date with Bloigen in place already. We plan to play dodgeball, but after, I won't be dodging any balls.
Thanks for sharing. ermm
PeterGriffin
Originally posted by Barker
This one time, at band camp, I shoved a flute up my jumper. Camp leader never noticed ermm
Interesting

Barker
Originally posted by PeterGriffin
This one time, at a Civil War Re-enactment, I shoved a cannon up my burro. General Cluster never noticed.
Whoa.

PeterGriffin
Originally posted by Barker
I still wet my bed weep
petpet

Barker
Originally posted by PeterGriffin
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PeterGriffin
Originally posted by Barker
herbsrug
Barker
Originally posted by PeterGriffin
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PeterGriffin
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lord xyz
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
If 'People Evilly Need Ignorant Smartasses' were to battle the 'Club Of Creative Kids', who would win?
I thought about this for a while, and I realized that I can honestly not figure it out. Then I thought about it for a bit longer and I suddenly questioned what the hell am I doing with my life? Making threads about C.O.C.K.s and P.E.N.I.S.es, WTF????
Then I realized that making threads like that keeps me off the streetz. WORD.

Sounds like a load of bollucks to me. ermm
Shelbert Lemon
neither.... the Very Amzingly Generous Indians Needing Ass would come in and make peace between the 2....

lord xyz
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
neither.... the Very Amzingly Generous Indians Needing Ass would come in and make peace between the 2....

droolio
That makes me drool. ermm
Shelbert Lemon
dontgetit...really?
smoker4

The C.L.I.T commander?
silver_tears
C.O.C.Ks are tougher flex
Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
C.O.C.Ks are tougher flex
*Joins C.O.C.K.*
silver_tears
Excellent evillaugh
Mišt
Either way, Irene loses, cause she ain't gettin' either ermm
-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
neither.... the Very Amzingly Generous Indians Needing Ass would come in and make peace between the 2....
I agree. They seem to rule the world.

silver_tears
It's not my fault you're hogging it all mhm
LethalFemme
DOWN WITH COCKS AND PENISES.

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
It's not my fault you're hogging it all mhm
Its not my fault I was born with a Y chromosome ermm But I do enjoy the benefits from time to time....no PMS, no bleeding, thinking about sex 24/7, no carrying another human inside me for 9 months then squeezing the bastard out of a hole god only knows how it could ever fit out of....ermm
Originally posted by LethalFemme
DOWN WITH COCKS AND PENISES.
You changed your sig?faint
silver_tears
It's a watermelon out a hole the size of a walnut doped
Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
It's a watermelon out a hole the size of a walnut doped
Im so glad you'll be the one experiencing that, and not me doped
Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're sig naked.shock
Are you thinking what Im thinking?naughty
Mišt
Yesshock We are so on the same wavelength here faint
LethalFemme
Omg, omg, omg, omg, omgshock
Mišt
Quick, lets have sexshock
LethalFemme
That's how we got into this mess in the first place. Now I'll have to drop out of school and you'll have to get a real job and give up your dreams to conquer the world.weep
Mišt
Oh sorry, that just kinda slipped out

-Tired Hiker-
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Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Think of it this way. There's a you and a me and soon there will be an us.in_love
*didnt get it but will pretend anyway* doped
Council#13
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Think of it this way. There's a you and a me and soon there will be an us.in_love
Hi sweetie how's the movie coming?
Very well, thanks

Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I was talking about our love child.
Oh yeah about that.......I didnt know you wanted any kids...so I kinda had the snip snip operation...ermm
But look at it this way, we can have all the sex we want without fear of any pregnancies touched
Council#13
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I was talking to TH. I don't know you.ermm
I'm the little boy you lost in child-birth....
-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Think of it this way. There's a you and a me and soon there will be an us.in_love
Hi sweetie how's the movie coming?
I haven't worked on it for a week, I'm just taking a break. But it's going to be titts on Ritz!

Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Get it reversed.cry
Oh so now you want one?sneaky2 God, I put myself through so much for younahuh
-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Titts? I always pictured you as an ass man.hmm
Well, ass doesn't rhyme with Ritz.

Council#13
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I had a little girlmhm
THen I'm the little girl mhm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Council#13
THen I'm the little girl mhm
My daughter was beautiful. You look like a bad Herb reject.mhm
Council#13
Originally posted by LethalFemme
My daughter was beautiful. You look like a bad Herb reject.mhm
weep That was uncalled for!
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Council#13
weep That was uncalled for!
You bring these things upon yourself.

-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by LethalFemme
So are we breaking up?weep
Hell no, you still got a few good miles left in ya!

Council#13
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You bring these things upon yourself.
You're right. cry YOU'RE RIGHT!!!! weep
LethalFemme
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Hell no, you still got a few good miles left in ya!
Well if you didn't ride me so hard.schmoll
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Council#13
You're right. cry YOU'RE RIGHT!!!! weep
Aw sweetie. Wanna get some ice cream?

Council#13
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Aw sweetie. Wanna get some ice cream?
Yes pwease touched
-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well if you didn't ride me so hard.schmoll
Could be something wrong with my fuel pump. I'll have to check your fluids.

Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Like I don't do anything for you? You knew damn well I wanted children.
Like what?mhm
Maybe I did, maybe I just didnt want to pay child supportmhm
~Da Rev~
Neither
B.A.L.L.S will always win
B*tches Against Little Loser Sucks
smoker4
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Could be something wrong with my fuel pump. I'll have to check your fluids.
Lol profiled

Mišt
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Neither
B.A.L.L.S will always win
B*tches Against Little Loser Sucks
B.A.L.L.S are alright, but they always spoil the fun by getting in the way of the good stuff disgust
~Da Rev~
C.L.I.T
Featured in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Neither
B.A.L.L.S will always win
B*tches Against Little Loser Sucks
And don't forget the up and coming S.A.C.K. Students Against Choking Kittens.
WTF

Council#13
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*give ice cream*
Thank ye blessed bringer of the treats

Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
The threesomes, the shopping sprees.
Oh suuuure I pretended I liked those just to keep you happy schmoll
Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
you know you enjoyed watching me with those two guys.mhm
Yeah something about that just gave me severe male shrinkagehmm
Originally posted by silver_tears
Who says I want one of those little bastards? doped
You're a girl, you have to doped
silver_tears
Pass, you can go ahead though, have it implanted and then ripped out through a c-section doped
Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
Pass, you can go ahead though, have it implanted and then ripped out through a c-section doped
Nah Im fine, but when it eventually happens to you (cause it will) make sure to send me a photo of your face at the moment it's head pops out of you doped
silver_tears
You're the same race as me idiot doped
I'm a nationist.
Mišt
That thought scares me

Icon5. mhm. fu.
silver_tears
You're just ashamed of your own stupidity in calling me a racist doped
Mišt
Not really, I dont really pay much attention to what you write, its too boringdoped
-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by silver_tears
You're just ashamed of your own stupidity in calling me a racist doped
Like for instance, to me this post says . . . "You're ashamed your in me."
You may slap me now.

silver_tears
That's not every other word slap
Anyways I gotta depart, I have stuff to do for school.
Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
Obviously you do seeing as how you replied doped
Nobody else will talk to you, thats the sad thingdoped
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
"You're ashamed your in me."
I would be

lord xyz
How come the most popular threads are made by Tired Hiker?
-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by lord xyz
How come the most popular threads are made by Tired Hiker?
Not true.
Thorinn
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Not true. 90% of it is. ermm
lord xyz
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Not true. Then name the most popular threads you know.
-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by lord xyz
Then name the most popular threads you know.
The Fight Club Thread, by LTA
Lance Windu's "I'm An Attention Whore" Thread
Okay, and The Word Game.
Kongu_Dude
Originally posted by lord xyz
How come the most popular threads are made by Tired Hiker?
You have made the best thread....ermm
The 100,0000 post game...

-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
You have made the best thread....ermm
The 100,0000 post game...
Yeah, there you have it!

lord xyz
I was hoping someone'd say that.

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