Who would win between P.E.N.I.S. and C.O.C.K?

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-Tired Hiker-
If 'People Evilly Need Ignorant Smartasses' were to battle the 'Club Of Creative Kids', who would win?

I thought about this for a while, and I realized that I can honestly not figure it out. Then I thought about it for a bit longer and I suddenly questioned what the hell am I doing with my life? Making threads about C.O.C.K.s and P.E.N.I.S.es, WTF???? confused

Then I realized that making threads like that keeps me off the streetz. WORD. smokin'

Thorinn
Werd. smokin'

Leo.M
dodgy

Soleran
all i can think about is team america for this thread

PeterGriffin
Chuck Norris smokin'

Barker
This is a Sword duel, right? no expression

PeterGriffin
No, its a PENIS and a COCK fight confused

Barker
Originally posted by PeterGriffin
No, its a PENIS and a COCK fight confused
You mispelt Penis.

PeterGriffin
Originally posted by Barker
My cock is pretty good in a fight confused


Yeah...ok....awkward.....ermm

Barker
Originally posted by PeterGriffin
I was stabbed in the mouth, repetadly.

Not that I cared.

PeterGriffin
Originally posted by Barker
I enjoy cock, tastes like chicken. Or Tasty Wheat. Both taste the same. Have you ever had Tasty Wheat?

No ermm

Leo.M
Originally posted by Barker



hysterical

Barker
Originally posted by PeterGriffin
I have a date with Bloigen in place already. We plan to play dodgeball, but after, I won't be dodging any balls.

smile

Thanks for sharing. ermm

PeterGriffin
Originally posted by Barker
This one time, at band camp, I shoved a flute up my jumper. Camp leader never noticed ermm

Interesting no expression

Barker
Originally posted by PeterGriffin
This one time, at a Civil War Re-enactment, I shoved a cannon up my burro. General Cluster never noticed.
Whoa. no expression

PeterGriffin
Originally posted by Barker
I still wet my bed weep

petpethappy

Barker
Originally posted by PeterGriffin
leftright
srug

PeterGriffin
Originally posted by Barker
herbsrug

Barker
Originally posted by PeterGriffin
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/user_sigs/customsig_97429_3m.gif
barker

PeterGriffin
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baka

Thorinn
herbnowai

Barker
~barkerohnothorinncontaminatedthethreadoneoneoneon
e~

lord xyz
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
If 'People Evilly Need Ignorant Smartasses' were to battle the 'Club Of Creative Kids', who would win?

I thought about this for a while, and I realized that I can honestly not figure it out. Then I thought about it for a bit longer and I suddenly questioned what the hell am I doing with my life? Making threads about C.O.C.K.s and P.E.N.I.S.es, WTF???? confused

Then I realized that making threads like that keeps me off the streetz. WORD. smokin' Sounds like a load of bollucks to me. ermm

Shelbert Lemon
neither.... the Very Amzingly Generous Indians Needing Ass would come in and make peace between the 2.... blink

lord xyz
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
neither.... the Very Amzingly Generous Indians Needing Ass would come in and make peace between the 2.... blink droolio


That makes me drool. ermm

Shelbert Lemon
dontgetit...really?

smoker4
laughing out loud The C.L.I.T commander?

silver_tears
C.O.C.Ks are tougher flex

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
C.O.C.Ks are tougher flex
*Joins C.O.C.K.*

silver_tears
Excellent evillaugh

Mišt
Either way, Irene loses, cause she ain't gettin' either ermm

-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
neither.... the Very Amzingly Generous Indians Needing Ass would come in and make peace between the 2.... blink
I agree. They seem to rule the world. happy

silver_tears
It's not my fault you're hogging it all mhm

LethalFemme
DOWN WITH COCKS AND PENISES.miffed

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
It's not my fault you're hogging it all mhm

Its not my fault I was born with a Y chromosome ermm But I do enjoy the benefits from time to time....no PMS, no bleeding, thinking about sex 24/7, no carrying another human inside me for 9 months then squeezing the bastard out of a hole god only knows how it could ever fit out of....ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
DOWN WITH COCKS AND PENISES.miffed

You changed your sig?faint

silver_tears
It's a watermelon out a hole the size of a walnut doped

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
It's a watermelon out a hole the size of a walnut doped

Im so glad you'll be the one experiencing that, and not me doped

LethalFemme

Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're sig naked.shock

Are you thinking what Im thinking?naughty

LethalFemme

Mišt
Yesshock We are so on the same wavelength here faint

LethalFemme
Omg, omg, omg, omg, omgshock

Mišt
Quick, lets have sexshock

LethalFemme
That's how we got into this mess in the first place. Now I'll have to drop out of school and you'll have to get a real job and give up your dreams to conquer the world.weep

Mišt
Oh sorry, that just kinda slipped outembarrasment

-Tired Hiker-
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Council#13
laughing

LethalFemme

Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Think of it this way. There's a you and a me and soon there will be an us.in_love


*didnt get it but will pretend anyway* doped

Council#13
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Think of it this way. There's a you and a me and soon there will be an us.in_love



laughing out loud

Hi sweetie how's the movie coming?

Very well, thanks wink

LethalFemme

Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I was talking about our love child. mad


Oh yeah about that.......I didnt know you wanted any kids...so I kinda had the snip snip operation...ermm


But look at it this way, we can have all the sex we want without fear of any pregnancies touched

Council#13
Originally posted by LethalFemme

I was talking to TH. I don't know you.ermm

I'm the little boy you lost in child-birth....

-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Think of it this way. There's a you and a me and soon there will be an us.in_love



laughing out loud

Hi sweetie how's the movie coming?

I haven't worked on it for a week, I'm just taking a break. But it's going to be titts on Ritz! big grin

LethalFemme

Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Get it reversed.cry


Oh so now you want one?sneaky2 God, I put myself through so much for younahuh

-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by LethalFemme

Titts? I always pictured you as an ass man.hmm

Well, ass doesn't rhyme with Ritz. erm

Council#13
Originally posted by LethalFemme


I had a little girlmhm


THen I'm the little girl mhm

LethalFemme

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Council#13
THen I'm the little girl mhm

My daughter was beautiful. You look like a bad Herb reject.mhm

Council#13
Originally posted by LethalFemme
My daughter was beautiful. You look like a bad Herb reject.mhm

weep That was uncalled for!

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Council#13
weep That was uncalled for!

You bring these things upon yourself.embarrasment

-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by LethalFemme
So are we breaking up?weep

Hell no, you still got a few good miles left in ya! big grin cool

Council#13
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You bring these things upon yourself.embarrasment

You're right. cry YOU'RE RIGHT!!!! weep

LethalFemme
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Hell no, you still got a few good miles left in ya! big grin cool

Well if you didn't ride me so hard.schmoll

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Council#13
You're right. cry YOU'RE RIGHT!!!! weep

Aw sweetie. Wanna get some ice cream?happy

Council#13
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Aw sweetie. Wanna get some ice cream?happy

Yes pwease touched

-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well if you didn't ride me so hard.schmoll

Could be something wrong with my fuel pump. I'll have to check your fluids. smokin'

Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Like I don't do anything for you? You knew damn well I wanted children.mad


Like what?mhm

Maybe I did, maybe I just didnt want to pay child supportmhm

~Da Rev~
Neither


B.A.L.L.S will always win


B*tches Against Little Loser Sucks

smoker4
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Could be something wrong with my fuel pump. I'll have to check your fluids. smokin'

Lol profiled laughing out loud

Mišt
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Neither


B.A.L.L.S will always win


B*tches Against Little Loser Sucks

B.A.L.L.S are alright, but they always spoil the fun by getting in the way of the good stuff disgust

~Da Rev~
C.L.I.T


Featured in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back laughing

-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Neither


B.A.L.L.S will always win


B*tches Against Little Loser Sucks

And don't forget the up and coming S.A.C.K. Students Against Choking Kittens.


WTF confused

LethalFemme

Council#13
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*give ice cream*



Thank ye blessed bringer of the treats smile

Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
The threesomes, the shopping sprees.mad

Oh suuuure I pretended I liked those just to keep you happy schmoll

LethalFemme

silver_tears

Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
you know you enjoyed watching me with those two guys.mhm

Yeah something about that just gave me severe male shrinkagehmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Who says I want one of those little bastards? doped

You're a girl, you have to doped

silver_tears
Pass, you can go ahead though, have it implanted and then ripped out through a c-section doped

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
Pass, you can go ahead though, have it implanted and then ripped out through a c-section doped

Nah Im fine, but when it eventually happens to you (cause it will) make sure to send me a photo of your face at the moment it's head pops out of you doped

Kongu_Dude
C.O.C.K! w00t

silver_tears

Mišt
Racist ermm

silver_tears
You're the same race as me idiot doped
I'm a nationist.

Mišt
That thought scares me no expression
Icon5. mhm. fu.

silver_tears
You're just ashamed of your own stupidity in calling me a racist doped

Mišt
Not really, I dont really pay much attention to what you write, its too boringdoped

silver_tears

-Tired Hiker-

-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by silver_tears
You're just ashamed of your own stupidity in calling me a racist doped

Like for instance, to me this post says . . . "You're ashamed your in me."

eek!























You may slap me now. embarrasment

silver_tears
That's not every other word slap


Anyways I gotta depart, I have stuff to do for school.

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
Obviously you do seeing as how you replied doped

Nobody else will talk to you, thats the sad thingdoped

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
"You're ashamed your in me."


I would be yes

lord xyz
How come the most popular threads are made by Tired Hiker?

-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by lord xyz
How come the most popular threads are made by Tired Hiker?

Not true.

Thorinn
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Not true. 90% of it is. ermm

-Tired Hiker-
Nah.

lord xyz
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Not true. Then name the most popular threads you know.

-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by lord xyz
Then name the most popular threads you know.

The Fight Club Thread, by LTA

Lance Windu's "I'm An Attention Whore" Thread

Okay, and The Word Game.

Kongu_Dude
Originally posted by lord xyz
How come the most popular threads are made by Tired Hiker?

You have made the best thread....ermm

The 100,0000 post game...yes

-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
You have made the best thread....ermm

The 100,0000 post game...yes

Yeah, there you have it! smile

lord xyz
I was hoping someone'd say that. happy

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