Squirrel Girl Vs. Zoom

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nvrbeenwthagirl
Who wins? stick out tongue

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Thanos_THOTU

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guy222
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Who wins? stick out tongue

SG wins

nvrbeenwthagirl
Originally posted by guy222
SG wins

How? Is she going to hit him? what could she possibly do to win?

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Endless Mike
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
How will he trip over a squirrel when they would be like statues to him. you know he doesn't actually move fast right?

It will happen off - panel.

guy222
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
How? Is she going to hit him? what could she possibly do to win?

Zoom runs from the squirrels big grin

She beat Thanos, Modok etc. In comics, she will win

DARKLORDCAEDUS
Squirrel Girl

nvrbeenwthagirl
Originally posted by Endless Mike
It will happen off - panel.

Off panel how? Zoom is already "off Panel" Squirrel Girl is literally a statue to him. So What does she do that stops him from Knocking her head off and killing all her squirrels before she makes one move."

Thanos_THOTU
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Off panel how? Zoom is already "off Panel" Squirrel Girl is literally a statue to him. So What does she do that stops him from Knocking her head off and killing all her squirrels before she makes one move."
Yeah what is Zoom going to do next? - Murder the Presence? laughing laughing

Soljer
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Off panel how? Zoom is already "off Panel" Squirrel Girl is literally a statue to him. So What does she do that stops him from Knocking her head off and killing all her squirrels before she makes one move."

Sounds very "drop the multiverse on his domepiece"-ish, to me.

Squirrel girl will make Zoom trip over his own feet, fall face first onto one of her squirrels and choke on a nut.

Squirrel girl wins.

nvrbeenwthagirl
Originally posted by Soljer
Sounds very "drop the multiverse on his domepiece"-ish, to me.

Squirrel girl will make Zoom trip over his own feet, fall face first onto one of her squirrels and choke on a nut.

Squirrel girl wins.

So Why would zoom be running at all when She would literally be standing still to him?

Endless Mike
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
So Why would zoom be running at all when She would literally be standing still to him?

Have you read Squirrel Girl comics?

Here's how it would happen:

Page 1: Zoom is doing something evil. Squirrel Girl runs off to stop him.

Cut to a completely unrelated story for pages 2 - 10.

Page 11: Zoom is unconscious and beat up, and being taken into custody by the police, who are congratulating Squirrel Girl on another job well done.

nvrbeenwthagirl
Originally posted by Endless Mike
Have you read Squirrel Girl comics?

Here's how it would happen:

Page 1: Zoom is doing something evil. Squirrel Girl runs off to stop him.

Cut to a completely unrelated story for pages 2 - 10.

Page 11: Zoom is unconscious and beat up, and being taken into custody by the police, who are congratulating Squirrel Girl on another job well done.

Now You realize zoom technicallyis an off panel character already. How is she going to do anything? I can see if somewhere in her past, she's beaten someoen with time manipulation or speed powers, But she hasn't. So we can just give her a win.

Endless Mike
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Now You realize zoom technicallyis an off panel character already. How is she going to do anything? I can see if somewhere in her past, she's beaten someoen with time manipulation or speed powers, But she hasn't. So we can just give her a win.

That's how she rolls.

nvrbeenwthagirl
Originally posted by Endless Mike
That's how she rolls.

She has no wins in her history that suggest she can beat someone on zooms lvl. We can only go by her past wins.

Endless Mike
Squirrel Girl is not meant to be taken seriously. She wins because she just does.

Thanos_THOTU
^The first and most important universal law which can defy any other.

nvrbeenwthagirl
Originally posted by Thanos_THOTU
^The first and most important universal law which can defy any other.

Even still, under forum rules, She'd have to had beaten someone who is like this in order to show that she can do it. Just saying she wins is like saying she can beat Death or the Spectre or even Dead man.

Wally West
You're just asking for trouble putting Squirrel Girl in a fight and trying to seriously debate against her, theres no point.

Tyrant
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Even still, under forum rules, She'd have to had beaten someone who is like this in order to show that she can do it. Just saying she wins is like saying she can beat Death or the Spectre or even Dead man. Because everyone knows that Dead Man is above Spectre... ermm

Soljer
Originally posted by Tyrant
Because everyone knows that Dead Man is above Spectre... ermm

But squirrel girl'd beat them both, so it hardly matters.

Cosigned with Senor Wally West, though.

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