Star Wars Deleted SEX Scene

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king_arthur
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYXNRfXarjo

Captain REX
*facedesk*

Schecter
laughing out loud deeply disturbing yet hysterical.

~LunaLoveG~
Oh My.. eek Well aren't we glad that didn't make it into the movie

~JP~
Originally posted by Captain REX
*facedesk*

I'm with you Rex slam

MasterAshenVor
WHAT! RIP OFF! *hides face and tries not to picture it again*

Ridley_Prime
No words can describe how glad I am for not clicking the link now.

queeq
It was kinda funny. Hayden could be a great porn star, no doubt.

MasterAshenVor
*slaps queeq* I think you're mentally ill my friend

queeq
Why? Just check out the link and the Romance of the Jedi, he'd be hot among gays.

Marxman
Originally posted by queeq
Why? Just check out the link and the Romance of the Jedi, he'd be hot among gays. O RLY?


























































QUEEQ IS GAY!!!!!!

JediRobin23
Man, That is F$cked up! I hate it, but very funny... I tried to hold back my laugh, but I don't know how to feel about that. thats fregin hilarious


Actually, you cant do that to star wars. other movies you can, but not Ep III, at least not now, maybe in 10 years time

queeq
Originally posted by Marxman
QUEEQ IS GAY!!!!!!


You wish. wink

Schecter
dont we ever droolio

Marxman
Originally posted by queeq
You wish. wink Oh, do I.

queeq
Why else did you bring it up?

lordofwar
"What have I done?" LMAO!!!

xatl
LMAO!!!!

Union16
laughing laughing

sweersa
Originally posted by queeq
Why else did you bring it up?

Because he is a Communist!

lol

That video was hilarious! I don't care what people say, i laughed. Its so clever and funny.

Hahahaha *watches it again*

Schecter
palps is the pimp daddy.

queeq
Of course

sweersa
Queeq, that gun in your sig is VERY close to a Battle Droid blaster. I think whoever made it used an image of a Battle Droid blaster and obviously tweaked it up a bit.

Very cool.

steverules
The video is funny cause it's true and happened...we all saw the way Palps looked at Ani

queeq
Originally posted by sweersa
Queeq, that gun in your sig is VERY close to a Battle Droid blaster. I think whoever made it used an image of a Battle Droid blaster and obviously tweaked it up a bit.

Very cool.

It's my Tommy Blaster.... long story.

sweersa
Originally posted by queeq
It's my Tommy Blaster.... long story.

I am listening. :-) Please do tell.

queeq
No. stick out tongue

sweersa
Originally posted by queeq
No. stick out tongue

May I ask why not?

queeq
No. stick out tongue

sweersa
Originally posted by queeq
No. stick out tongue

You are quite a private person aren't you?

queeq
No. stick out tongue

sweersa
Originally posted by queeq
No. stick out tongue

Mr. Mystery eh? I take it you must do well with the Ladies?

Is there a Mrs. Queeq in the house?

queeq
Not in the house.

sweersa
Originally posted by queeq
Not in the house.

In your house?

queeq
Of course.

sweersa
Originally posted by queeq
Of course.

So could I say that you are the moderator of your home?

queeq
Of course.

sweersa
Raising any children to be moderators? :-D

queeq
And let them deal with you lot?! Now way! stick out tongue

Sesse
The only thing missing now is to make one of those two animals pulling Padmes coffin fart. And jar jar commenting something.

Riiight...

Schecter
Originally posted by Sesse
The only thing missing now is to make one of those two animals pulling Padmes coffin fart.

i lol'd doped

sweersa
Originally posted by queeq
And let them deal with you lot?! Now way! stick out tongue

Hahaha. How does one become a moderator anyway Queeq?

Sesse
Modechloridians play a part in that I assume.

queeq
He mentioned the M-word. mad

sweersa
Originally posted by queeq
He mentioned the M-word. mad

Hahaha

He spelled it wrong!

Why do people hate the whole midichlorians thing anyways?

I can't stand prequel bashers...

I was a Star Wars fan before the prequels and I to this day enjoy and love all of the films.

queeq
Another one said the M-word... and now correctly spelled... mad

I am a SW fan too, but I don't have to like everything about it. Midi's were redundant, just like a lot of stuff in the PT (like AOTC). That kinda gives the feel of pointless elements in a beloved saga.

General G
You don't have to freak out over it though.

sweersa
Originally posted by queeq
Another one said the M-word... and now correctly spelled... mad

I am a SW fan too, but I don't have to like everything about it. Midi's were redundant, just like a lot of stuff in the PT (like AOTC). That kinda gives the feel of pointless elements in a beloved saga.

It does sort of take away some of the mystery of the Force, but they had to be put into the prequels to explain Anakin's potential more. The main thing in the prequels that bothers me, is that Qui-Gon wasn't in II or III. He should of had the old Obi-Wan like role as a Force ghost, helping Obi-Wan with Anakin or something, it would have made the prequels a little more dramatic I think if they did it right. Qui-Gon's voice in II and him being mentioned by Yoda in III just didn't cut it for me.

Sesse
lol? Muduclaritians rule.

Seriously... It was a bold move against the Star Wars religious movements. As long as the Force was described as a "mystical energy field", there would always be a wacko or two to believe it and pretend it.

Now that the Force has a scientific explanation, any looney can be calmed down with a simple visit to a doctor. No maduclarities in blood, no telekinesis, no force powers, no kissing your sister, next patient please...

Schecter
the PT offered nothing new and interesting. NOTHING. everything interesting was already concieved when he made the OT. the rest is just a recycled series of cinematic abortions.


hahaha i cant wait for the hate *waits*

sweersa
Originally posted by Schecter
the PT offered nothing new and interesting. NOTHING. everything interesting was already concieved when he made the OT. the rest is just a recycled series of cinematic abortions.


hahaha i cant wait for the hate *waits*

Your wait is over.

Hahaha

If you don't like the prequels, shut up and don't buy them on DVD. :-P

The prequels had plenty of everything to offer.

queeq
My problem with midi's is not the scientific explanation, my problem is that it doesn't ADD anything to the story. So what if there's midi's??? I think Lucas felt the need to explain how they knew Anakin was special. As if no one would have believed QGJ saying he never felt someone so strong with the Force.

sweersa
Originally posted by queeq
My problem with midi's is not the scientific explanation, my problem is that it doesn't ADD anything to the story. So what if there's midi's??? I think Lucas felt the need to explain how they knew Anakin was special. As if no one would have believed QGJ saying he never felt someone so strong with the Force.

Well when Obi-Wan said the readings were off the chart, over 20,000, not even Master Yoda has a count that high...

That sort of I guess sets the mood that Anakin is very special.

queeq
But it is redundant. The fact that QGJ senses something extremely unusual about the boy (he's been around Yoda for a long time) and that Anakin is the only human to fly a podracer should be enough. There is this strange 'need' for hard evidence at play I think. And then, what do the midi's prove to us the viewer??? We don't even know what they are....

sweersa
Originally posted by queeq
But it is redundant. The fact that QGJ senses something extremely unusual about the boy (he's been around Yoda for a long time) and that Anakin is the only human to fly a podracer should be enough. There is this strange 'need' for hard evidence at play I think. And then, what do the midi's prove to us the viewer??? We don't even know what they are....

They are microscopic lifeforms that reside in all living cells. They have something to do with the will of the force and speaking to the life form who is force-sensitive about it.

Qui-Gon explains it in TPM. Yeah, its a bit hokey, but I don't think its that bad.

queeq
But it is redundant. Nowhere in the saga the midi's play any role... ergo, why theheck were they mentioned at all.

But for me that is one of my major problems with the PT: it's abundance of redundance.

Alliance
laughing

THe best part was the intro and then the cut...

not expecting that.

sweersa
Originally posted by queeq
But it is redundant. Nowhere in the saga the midi's play any role... ergo, why theheck were they mentioned at all.

But for me that is one of my major problems with the PT: it's abundance of redundance.

Well I am sure they will age well. The only major problem I have with the prequels is that ghost Qui-Gon was never in Episode II and III.

queeq
They won't age well because many crucial elements of storytelling are lacking.

You heard Anakin and Padme were voted least credible film couple? that's AOTC down the drain, it'll never hold. One down.

General G
I didn't see a problem without a ghost qui-gon.

queeq
Would have been nice, but would also have caused continuity problems in Jedi ghostdom.

General G
Yes, especially with the lack of qui-gon in the OT.

Alliance
But a Gui-Gon ghost should have been edited in to III, VI, and IV.

sweersa
Originally posted by queeq
Would have been nice, but would also have caused continuity problems in Jedi ghostdom.

Yeah I was told about the Padme' Anakin thing, I thought it was funny.

But I mean common, Hayden isn't that bad, have you people forgot about the acting skills of Mark Hamill? I mean, I know he isn't the best actor, but I love Star Wars so I don't care, just like I don't care Padme' and Anakin's romance is corny.

I am sure they could have worked Qui-Gon into II and III as a ghost without any problems, they would just have to do it right.

queeq
GL obviously didn't like the idea.

sweersa
Or maybe he didn't want to pay Leim Neeson to be in II and III. That seems more likely to me, I believe his "Anakin!" scream in Clones was actually ripped from TPM, where he screams to Anakin: "Anakin, drop!"

It sounds about the same.

General G
Originally posted by Alliance
But a Gui-Gon ghost should have been edited in to III, VI, and IV.

And what would they do with him? Have him stand there watching? They couldn't have him say anything, the rest of the people wouldn't be able to respond. (That may have come out sounding more mean than it should have now I read it over).

Alliance
In III it would have been easy. In VI they all jsut stand there anyway.

IV/V would have been difficuly, but he would only need to talk to Obi-wan or Yoda in private. Yoda could be duplicated....and maybe there was some old Guiness footage lying around.

queeq
QGJ would be odd in the OT and useless.

And yes, the "Anakin" shouts were from TPM or from unused takes from TPM.

sweersa
Originally posted by queeq
QGJ would be odd in the OT and useless.

And yes, the "Anakin" shouts were from TPM or from unused takes from TPM.

I don't even know why someone mentioned having Gui-Gon in the OT, that would be like having Hayden Christensen as a force ghost...oh....wait....

General G
Hehehe.

Alliance
Originally posted by queeq
QGJ would be odd in the OT and useless.

And yes, the "Anakin" shouts were from TPM or from unused takes from TPM.

Not in the context of QuiGon teaching Yoda and Obi how to make little ghosties.

The "anakin" quote was from the "Anakin, DROP!" line in TPM when Maul (bless his soul) swoops in on his bike.

I have no idea where the "NOOOOOO" is from.

That always bothered me.

sweersa
Originally posted by Alliance
Not in the context of QuiGon teaching Yoda and Obi how to make little ghosties.

The "anakin" quote was from the "Anakin, DROP!" line in TPM when Maul (bless his soul) swoops in on his bike.

I have no idea where the "NOOOOOO" is from.

That always bothered me.

Yeah the No yell doesn't sound like Gui-Gon at all, and I don't think Sand People speak any english.

Alliance
laughing out loud You mean Basic 13

General G
And you mean Galactic Basic. 131

queeq
Is there another?

Sesse
Perhaps Shmi ended up on the same Jedi-channel and saw these events with Qui Gon.

So Qui Gon opened the discussion up by yelling "Anakin! Anakin!", Shmi then yelled "NOOOOOO!" with her sore throat?

In my point of view this is the truth.

General G
Shmi was a Jedi?

Sesse
Nope, but she seemed to have a rather close relationship with it... Anakin...

sweersa
Originally posted by Alliance
laughing out loud You mean Basic 13

Yeah...but we don't know what its really called. The movies never told us, we just have to go by EU. *cringe*

Shmi was a Sith Lord by the way. I can't believe you guys didn't know that, she secretly told Anakin to be evil when he thought he was ready.

Alliance
Shmi was actually originally cast in Disney's Peter Pan. They later dropped her for the much more pirate sounding approved Smee.

queeq
Ouch.

sweersa
I was just thinking, another thing about the Prequels that bothered me is that kid Boba Fett, Daniel Logan, I think he was worse than Jake Lloyd. He honestly sounded like he had a speech problem, (I still cringe when he says: "Daaaad! Taun Wees here!"wink lol its hilarious. His laughs also sounded so fake. Even today, when I see him in interviews, he talks, just funny.

Its hard to imagine him turning out to be a clone of someone as mighty as Jango Fett, and him actually being Boba Fett just doesn't seem right.

But now I sort of understand why Fett doesn't talk much in the films, lol, the speech impendent must have harshly impacted his lack of social self confidence.

General G
Cloning is unnatural, therefore has side effects.

queeq
Didn't hear the other clones talk funny.

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by king_arthur
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYXNRfXarjo laughing laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing eek! Happy Dance dur

General G
Originally posted by queeq
Didn't hear the other clones talk funny.

Didn't hear many other clones talk at all.

sweersa
Originally posted by General G
Didn't hear many other clones talk at all.

They talked, I think maybe only unaltered clones have speech problems.

General G
That was my thinking pattern.

sweersa
Haha

General G
Quite.

queeq
You have no thinking pattern, only processes.....pre-programmed processes.

General G
Nothing is pre-programmed, I am not the same as the others.

queeq
Yes you are.

General G
Prove it.

queeq
I don't have to. So... CLOSING.

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