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Because of parent promblems.Me and my husband to be is thinking of Eloping.I had check everywhere for any place that would do that sort of thing.
But none in PA does it.Do any of you guys know any of the laws or place where they do elope and how much it would cost/Thanks.jm

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Because of parent promblems.Me and my husband to be is thinking of Eloping.I had check everywhere for any place that would do that sort of thing.
But none in PA does it.Do any of you guys know any of the laws or place where they do elope and how much it would cost/Thanks.jm

You're asking where you can go to marry your husband?

You can do it anywhere love. The laws don't change because you don't want your parents to be there, just nip into a registry office, take a witness and you'll come out married.

Hahaha

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Because of parent promblems.Me and my husband to be is thinking of Eloping.I had check everywhere for any place that would do that sort of thing.
But none in PA does it.Do any of you guys know any of the laws or place where they do elope and how much it would cost/Thanks.jm
Aren't you like 16 and retarded?

That's child molestation and rape, sweetcheeks. The only place your husband is going to go is to a place where they call him "Honeybuns."

(Damn Jews and their arranged marriages.)

Isn't she like in her twenties?..

Wow.

That dumb ***** has six years on me.

Yeah I know it's scary, she's got nine years on me.

Her husband's still a rapist. I'm pretty sure that she doesn't have the mental capacity to give consent.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
You can do it anywhere love. The laws don't change because you don't want your parents to be there, just nip into a registry office, take a witness and you'll come out married.

T-to her husband.

Ok can I please get a good answear and not a mean one.Thank you!Backfire you should know better.jm

In your avi, there's a lake behind you. Jump head-first into it. There's plenty of opportunities to elope at the bottom.





p.s. this was not a mean post but a good answear, so I don't want to hear any backlash from you, JM.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Ok can I please get a good answear and not a mean one.Thank you!Backfire you should know better.jm

Try city hall or your local courthouse. Those would be your best bet.

Oh my god, are you serious? If you're actually 27 years old like your profile says *which I doubt after reading this thread* You don't need your parents consent to have a nice wedding. But still. Anywhere will do it. Some little wedding "chapels", court houses, or just go out to Vegas.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Aren't you like 16 and retarded?

Oh so that's why you're having a problem. You can't be wed legally until 18 or unless your parents consent. So you just twisted yourself into a lie. Now courthouse or chapel will let you get married unless your parents give the OK. Unless you 18, which I highly doubt you are.

Don't feed the attention whore.....

Statement: Jackie Malfoy is not an attention whore but an idiot.

Her bio used to say her birthdate was in 1982. But that was before she discovered time travel, apparently.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Because of parent promblems.Me and my husband to be is thinking of Eloping.I had check everywhere for any place that would do that sort of thing.
But none in PA does it.Do any of you guys know any of the laws or place where they do elope and how much it would cost/Thanks.jm

If you can't figure this out yourself, then you definitley should not get married. If you do get married...for the love of god don't breed.

Originally posted by botankus
In your avi, there's a lake behind you. Jump head-first into it. There's plenty of opportunities to elope at the bottom.





p.s. this was not a mean post but a good answear, so I don't want to hear any backlash from you, JM.

botankus, you are a damn funny man, but could you convince that a large rock with a rope tied to it is the latest fashion in weeding rings before she gets to that lake?

As long as you are both 18+ you can go any where, it doesn't matter but as was said if you don't know this maybe you should rethink it and listen to your parents.

VEGAS BABY!!!!! Do it at an Elvis chapel and take pictures and post them for all to see.

Congratulations on your love...it is wonderful to be in love.

not 18 yet. oof thas always a *****. dunno. personally i think you shud wait till ur 18. after all, if you cant last 2 years, whats the point of marriage. hope u know wat ur doing though. lots of ******* guys out ther waiting to take advantage.

still u shudnt let ur parents live your life either.

SOMEONE ELSE COMMENT ON THE ****ING FACT THAT SHE WANTS TO MARRY HER HUSBAND.

I feel like Frank ****ing Grimes.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
SOMEONE ELSE COMMENT ON THE ****ING FACT THAT SHE WANTS TO MARRY HER HUSBAND.

I feel like Frank ****ing Grimes.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
SOMEONE ELSE COMMENT ON THE ****ING FACT THAT SHE WANTS TO MARRY HER HUSBAND.

I feel like Frank ****ing Grimes.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
SOMEONE ELSE COMMENT ON THE ****ING FACT THAT SHE WANTS TO MARRY HER HUSBAND.

I feel like Frank ****ing Grimes.
Statement: FeceMan noticed it, but he decided against saying anything on the basis of "Jackie Malfoy's mental capacity is too vestigial to understand."

Addendum: However, outside of colloquial use, the term "elope" is acceptable in these circumstances.

Query to self: How does one "search out" an area to elope?

She said "me and my husband to be"

Originally posted by Naz
She said "me and my husband to be"

Given the fact that spelling and grammar are dying a slow death in the post, I was hardly going to assume creative use of the infinitive verb. It would ruin all of my replies too, so I choose to ignore it.

Perhaps he doesn't exist, since she described both him and her as one entity.

I am 27 read my profile.Since his parents are against the wedding we have no choice.If we do elope I will let you know.Night!jm

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
I am 27 read my profile.Since his parents are against the wedding we have no choice.If we do elope I will let you know.Night!jm

I wonder why that might be.

How old is he?

try eloping at the bottom of a well

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Because of parent promblems.Me and my husband to be is thinking of Eloping.I had check everywhere for any place that would do that sort of thing.
But none in PA does it.Do any of you guys know any of the laws or place where they do elope and how much it would cost/Thanks.jm

Ooow. My funny bone just went into some sort of spasm, and I think it's injured.

To humor you - If you are are of an age to be getting married why on earth are your parents a problem? They don't control you, and I am guessing wherever you live they don't still have arranged marriages. Or do you have some sort of Norman Bates thing or something going on:

"But mother I love him. What are you doing mother? Nooo, don't lock me in the basement again mother!"

Anywho I think you are confused. Elopement really is just going away with the intention of getting married. As in - you run away to get married. Elopement isn't some kind of special marriage or a special place to get married, merely the way you get to the getting married part.

The best hope you have is to go to Vagas with a heap of money. Flash it around. Sooner or later a big guy with gold chains and maybe a gun will tell you he knows a place "out in the desert" that "does them there elopements." Go with him and you'll never have another problem.



I was so glad when that law was passed. I mean looking back now it is hard to believe there was actually a time when any person could legitimately inflict the continuation of the genes on the world. I know I sleep safer at night.



I know I shouldn't... but that really made me laugh. Kudos my good sir, kudos.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
could you convince that a large rock with a rope tied to it is the latest fashion in weeding rings before she gets to that lake?

Hahaha...no problem.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
I am 27 read my profile.Since his parents are against the wedding we have no choice.If we do elope I will let you know.Night!jm

Yeah...I can make mine say I'm 100

Why are you guys so mean?

Bardock42...was your comment related to them being genetically related? (I may be looking too far into your post.)

Originally posted by dadudemon
Why are you guys so mean?


Because she's not a real person, and people are tired of playing along.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Because she's not a real person, and people are tired of playing along.


Seriously, explain what you mean by that? There are so many interpretations to what you mean by that.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Seriously, explain what you mean by that? There are so many interpretations to what you mean by that.

She's a sock.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Given the fact that spelling and grammar are dying a slow death in the post, I was hardly going to assume creative use of the infinitive verb. It would ruin all of my replies too, so I choose to ignore it.

Perhaps he doesn't exist, since she described both him and her as one entity.

If you are both over 18 you don't need parental consent for ****s sake! His parents object? Oh ****ing well.

Then again I am on the bandwagon which believes you to be 16.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Why are you guys so mean?

Fun?



I don't think that was the point, rather it is just best if some people don't inflict their genes un an undeserving world.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Because of parent promblems.Me and my husband to be is thinking of Eloping.I had check everywhere for any place that would do that sort of thing.
But none in PA does it.Do any of you guys know any of the laws or place where they do elope and how much it would cost/Thanks.jm Any Justice of the Peace, Or on the seas by a Captian of a ship.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Any Justice of the Peace, Or on the seas by a Captian of a ship.

You forgot to tell her that if she gets married on a ship she can't return to land as the marriage is only legal while at sea.

Originally posted by Tattoo
If you are both over 18 you don't need parental consent for ****s sake! His parents object? Oh ****ing well.

Then again I am on the bandwagon which believes you to be 16.

Why are you saying that to me?

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
You forgot to tell her that if she gets married on a ship she can't return to land as the marriage is only legal while at sea. She can never return.........

Originally posted by debbiejo
She can never return.........

Exactly. She can live like a pirate.

Ooooo, I want to do it too.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
You forgot to tell her that if she gets married on a ship she can't return to land as the marriage is only legal while at sea.

Whats bad about that?

Originally posted by eggmayo
Whats bad about that?

Nothing.



Be a pirate or elope and then have to live at sea?

Well a pirate would be nice, but if not then.....how about a mermaid?

Originally posted by debbiejo
Well a pirate would be nice, but if not then.....how about a mermaid?

I think you have to be born a mermaid, or involved in some sort of nuclear accident.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Why are you saying that to me?

Guess I hit the wrong quote button...dammit.

Originally posted by dadudemon

Bardock42...was your comment related to them being genetically related? (I may be looking too far into your post.)

Nah, more at her parents being.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
T-to her husband.

Hey that stutter is copyrighted! Hey Bardock hes taking your stutter are you just gonna stand there and let him do that!

Denmark is apparently very cheap I know someone who got married there.

Originally posted by Alfheim
Hey that stutter is copyrighted! Hey Bardock hes taking your stutter are you just gonna stand there and let him do that! I stole it from him. He stole it from Alan Partridge. Everything's fine.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
, or involved in some sort of nuclear accident. Well then it's bound to happen....We will all become fish people.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Any Justice of the Peace, Or on the seas by a Captian of a ship.

Justice of the Peace sounds like a go.Wish about the Captain through that would be neat.Thanks.jm

Originally posted by Bardock42
I stole it from him. He stole it from Alan Partridge. Everything's fine.

True.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Justice of the Peace sounds like a go.Wish about the Captain through that would be neat.Thanks.jm Make it special, Add flowers and 2 friends as Maid of Honor and Best Man.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Justice of the Peace sounds like a go.Wish about the Captain through that would be neat.Thanks.jm

Awww, it sounds like you've made a friend Debbiejo.

Well if marriage works for some.......Otay, but for me, I'l runnnnnnnnn....

Run, run away.....ZOOOOOOOM!

Originally posted by debbiejo
Well if marriage works for some.......Otay, but for me, I'l runnnnnnnnn....

Run, run away.....ZOOOOOOOM!

To join the circus!

Incidentally circuses also offer elopement options, the Ring Masters essentially have powers equal to a ships captain.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
You forgot to tell her that if she gets married on a ship she can't return to land as the marriage is only legal while at sea. ?

The wedding would be legal in the US if the captain of the ship is a minster, justice of the peace or even a notary republic then again that is about the same requirements for about anyone.

Not that I would mind being on a ship it would be nice to go back to the states never the less.Thanks Pitshappen!jm

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
?

The wedding would be legal in the US if the captain of the ship is a minster, justice of the peace or even a notary republic then again that is about the same requirements for about anyone.

I was joking - the whole "see what JM will believe" thing.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
I was joking - the whole "see what JM will believe" thing. Guess I missed that part duuuhOriginally posted by ADarksideJedi
Not that I would mind being on a ship it would be nice to go back to the states never the less.Thanks Pitshappen!jm And its Pitt Happens pitt_fist

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Not that I would mind being on a ship it would be nice to go back to the states never the less.Thanks Pitshappen!jm

LOL.

Ask in AC does not do it anywhere.It looks like a trip to Vegas would be better!Wish us luck!jm

Elvis can marry you there!
Well, good luck.

Enjoy being a single mom.

Link:
2PdKpR9qNtg

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
I am 27 read my profile.Since his parents are against the wedding we have no choice.If we do elope I will let you know.Night!jm

You're an adult, unless he's underage, you two can get married, regardless what the parents think. If you don't want anything fancy, go to your local City Hall; take a witness (has to be an adult), fill out a few forms (bring a pencil, considering your grammar/spelling), pay the processing fees, say your "I do's" and you'll be legally married. It's that easy.

Once you're married, you two can have the "buttsecks" and God won't be angry, since you're married and marriage is by God; from God only!

La heim!

Originally posted by FeceMan
Link:
2PdKpR9qNtg Bill Hicks is great

He never, ever overreacts.

How could I be a single mother?jm

Did you make your "Pro and Con" list?

In 10 years, don't come back and tell us..........blah blah...shit, crap, what I do....


New shoes are sometimes much better..

Originally posted by debbiejo

New shoes are sometimes much better..

Then a baby, or a much better thing to do with a baby?

No, getting married.

New shoes can sometimes squelch that idea, especially really nice shoes.

Originally posted by debbiejo
No, getting married.

New shoes can sometimes squelch that idea, especially really nice shoes.

Priest: Do you, Debbiejo, take this man as your lawfully wedded husband?

Debbiejo: Uhhh.....

Groom: ?

Debbiejo: Sorry, I thought I was, but I saw a pair of really nice shoes on the way here, and now they are all I can think about. The weddings off.

Yes we did.We know what we are doing and are ready.HIs parents don't supporst us so that is why we are doing it this way.jm

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Yes we did.We know what we are doing and are ready.HIs parents don't supporst us so that is why we are doing it this way.jm Why don't you jsut go to your town hall and get married?

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Because of parent promblems.Me and my husband to be is thinking of Eloping.I had check everywhere for any place that would do that sort of thing.
But none in PA does it.Do any of you guys know any of the laws or place where they do elope and how much it would cost/Thanks.jm You want to elope? Simple! You both shove your hands in a blender, switch it on, leave for 5 mins and when you pull them out there'll be a ring on your fingers and bingo, you're married.

Originally posted by BeautiflDisastr
Oh so that's why you're having a problem. You can't be wed legally until 18 or unless your parents consent. So you just twisted yourself into a lie. Now courthouse or chapel will let you get married unless your parents give the OK. Unless you 18, which I highly doubt you are.

Las Vegas, baby.

Why is everyone here so ****ing immature? If she says she's 27, then there is no reason to believe otherwise. Undermining her love and her relationship is rediculous.

Telling her she'll be a single mother and ot to come back in ten years complaining that she made a mistake is retarded. She asked for advice, not for people's stupid remarks.

Even if I was over 18 I wouldn't get married unless my parents approved, but that's just the way I was brought up. I respect my family and their opinions. (that was directed at all the people saying "your 27, who cares about your parents blah blah blah"

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Priest: Do you, Debbiejo, take this man as your lawfully wedded husband?

Debbiejo: Uhhh.....

Groom: ?

Debbiejo: Sorry, I thought I was, but I saw a pair of really nice shoes on the way here, and now they are all I can think about. The weddings off.

Originally posted by allofyousuckkk
Why is everyone here so ****ing immature? If she says she's 27, then there is no reason to believe otherwise. Undermining her love and her relationship is rediculous.

Because only a few month ago she was telling everybody that she was 15 and mildly retarded. Jackie's either a complsive liar or darn near the biggest moron on KMC... and that's saying something.

Originally posted by allofyousuckkk
Why is everyone here so ****ing immature? If she says she's 27, then there is no reason to believe otherwise. Undermining her love and her relationship is rediculous.

History - if you knew the history of this poster you would understand immaturity in a way you wouldn't think possible. And previous posts put her age it seems anywhere between 14 and 27.



Well I guess if a person cares enough about someone to want to marry them and spend the rest of their lives together but wouldn't because their parents object that is their choice.

Sounds unpleasantly subservient, but their choice. I mean sure, it would be nice to have parental approval - but this is the persons own life. Their choices.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Her husband's still a rapist. I'm pretty sure that she doesn't have the mental capacity to give consent.





So, wait, you're 14 ?

If she is a compulsive liar and/or mentally retarded, just don't answer to her post. People tend to be complete dickwads to others who haven't really done much wrong. But ya.

If she isn't 27 and isn't about to elope, then all I can say is she is lame and there is no point in telling her any of the other stuff you guys said becauseshe already knows it.

WTF.

That is all.