Panda vs. Guilty Spark

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BlaxicanHydra
That unbelievably powerful Panda from Tekken vs. the nigh indestructible Guilty Spark from Halo.

OMFGBBQ WHO WINZ!!!?!?!?

Violent2Dope
You phail.

BlaxicanHydra
Your mother.

Violent2Dope
Your mother phails and kills herself over her phailer to raise you, which is the reason you are phailing.

BlaxicanHydra
That whole post failed, actually. The word phale is a holy word, you can't spout it like it's your sperm.

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
That whole post failed, actually. The word phale is a holy word, you can't spout it like it's your sperm. Your mom spouts sperm.big grin

BlaxicanHydra
Your Mom likes my sperm.

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Your Mom likes my sperm. You were originally my sperm.

BlaxicanHydra
Your mother was originally my sperm.

Last Fre3lancer
This is bound to get ugly

*jumps out of the way*

BlaxicanHydra
*reaches out to pull Fre3lancer back in*

Last Fre3lancer
Get your hands off me right now.

*About to go into my sexy form*

BlaxicanHydra
sexy form?

*loosens belt*

Last Fre3lancer
*Reaches full sexy Form*

Prepare to face the wrath of my sexiness! Doriya! Rips off shirt.

Violent2Dope
*strips down*alright b*tch, are you ready for your first dirty sanchez?

BlaxicanHydra
*drops drawls*

Blood IS nature's lube!

Last Fre3lancer
*turns around and shoots a rocket Launcher into the air, then reverts back into rotten form*

If you wanna see me full throttle, you gotta catch me.

*Leaps onto a Mishima Zaibatsu helicopter*

Catch me if you can!

Violent2Dope
*Swats copter out of the sky with penis*Your mine b*tch!

Last Fre3lancer
Touch me with that, and that thing will never bang another woman again.

Violent2Dope
EWWWWWWWWWWW! Women are gross! I prefer men!

BlaxicanHydra
no expression

Profiled.

Last Fre3lancer
I'm a man. Now leave me to go home.

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
no expression

Profiled. What's profiled?

Last Fre3lancer
Good, they forgot about me.

Violent2Dope
Your mom forgot about you.

Last Fre3lancer
Nice one! Lokks like you forgot to rape me. Back in my homeland of the white room, you would be stoned to death for your greatness.

Violent2Dope
Forgot to rape you? Oh fool, I did not forget, I am just biding my time for when my sperm reserves are full.

Last Fre3lancer
Better get back to whe White Room, and fast. Guilty Gear! Open the damn door!

DarkC
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
That unbelievably powerful Panda from Tekken vs. the nigh indestructible Guilty Spark from Halo.

OMFGBBQ WHO WINZ!!!?!?!?
Great, another joke thread.


Probably a standoff, nothing can hurt Spark and Spark can't do shit to hurt anything either.

BlaxicanHydra
Not really a joke thread erm

But why is the Spark nigh invincible? I mean, how did he survive Halo's destruction?

DarkC
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Not really a joke thread erm

But why is the Spark nigh invincible? I mean, how did he survive Halo's destruction?
I don't know, maybe a Covenant salvage team? In Conversations from the Universe from the Halo 2 package, it records him glumly watching over the results of the nuclear explosion and then someone comes for him, didn't say what or who though.

I'm not sure how or why Spark is invincible like that, but canon-wise the only response from a half clip of Assault Rifle fired at him was a bemused suggestion to Chief that shooting him was unnecessary and that he should save his ammunition.

BlaxicanHydra
I never liked that droid.

Violent2Dope
I hated that droid. I was infuriated when he was alive in Halo 2.

BlaxicanHydra
Your word choice is funny.

Violent2Dope
Why? Cause I said "infuriated"?

Last Fre3lancer
bryan Fury.

BlaxicanHydra
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Why? Cause I said "infuriated"?

Well.. on the one hand you talkabout wierd things like a ghey dumbass who likes reach arounds, but on the other hand you have excellent vocabulary.

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Well.. on the one hand you talkabout wierd things like a ghey dumbass who likes reach arounds, but on the other hand you have excellent vocabulary. yes Thank you.

Superboy Prime
Guilty Spark flies around boring everyone until Panda dies.

GS 100/10.

Guilty Gear
Originally posted by Last Fre3lancer
Better get back to whe White Room, and fast. Guilty Gear! Open the damn door! Namine has no clothes on! Don't come in! ermm
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
no expression

Profiled. Profiled. 31jockey

Violent2Dope
Your mom's profiled.

Last Fre3lancer
Originally posted by Guilty Gear
Namine has no clothes on! Don't come in! ermm


I don't give two shits! V2D's reserves are almost full! I'll just cover my eyes!

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Last Fre3lancer
I don't give two shits! V2D's reserves are almost full! I'll just cover my eyes! Almost ready....

Last Fre3lancer
Guilty Gear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please open up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I beg you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm at the brink of crying!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please.... help.... Guilty Gear.... Help, me....

*reverts to sexy form when passing out.*

Violent2Dope
Urraaghhhhh!!!*Unzips pants to unleash a giant wave of semen*

Last Fre3lancer
*My coming of age speech*

No! I won't let myself be raped by this guy! I've come to far! I lost too much! I'm not going to let you make me a tool of affection!!!!!

* Pulls out a rocket launcher*

Put that back inside your pants. This is a Mexican Standoff.

Violent2Dope
My semen has already been unleashed, and has flooded the universe.

Last Fre3lancer
I can survive unnatural disasters like that.

*Shoots rocket, declaring an all out battle* If you don't step down, I'll be forced to kill you.

Violent2Dope
You're already drowning in my semi solid semen.

Last Fre3lancer
God, it's way to sticky! Guilty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Answer me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Superboy Prime
You guys have serious psychological issues.

Last Fre3lancer
Nah, were just playing around.

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Superboy Prime
You guys have serious psychological issues. kisses

Last Fre3lancer
Good, he's after SBP.

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Last Fre3lancer
Good, he's after SBP. doingit

Last Fre3lancer
Holy shit on a shit sandwich with shit on top.

Sam Z
Enough with the nasty talk.

As for the fight. Super fart for the win.

Last Fre3lancer
Nasty talk is fun.

And Super faret don't got nothing on boring you to death

Sam Z
Originally posted by Last Fre3lancer
Nasty talk is fun.

And Super faret don't got nothing on boring you to death

Didn't get the second part. Sorry, my english stinks.sad

Last Fre3lancer
Your english ain't that bad, it was supposed to be fart, not faret.

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