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This one has bugged me a long time now... For 45 seconds I have wondered what would happen if Yoda did a mindtrick to himself.

The suggestion would be: "Don't obey the mindtrick!"

What would Yoda do. If he resisted himself, he would obey the trick. If he did nothing, he would obey the trick and do nothing!

Would Yoda explode?

...wow

Oh, sorry, you were serious.

The Mind Trick just wouldn't work at all, because 1) you can't use it on yourself and 2) Yoda's will is far too strong for a Mind Trick. The fact that the Mind Trick is 'Don't obey the Mind Trick!' a coincidence.

Originally posted by Sesse
This one has bugged me a long time now... For 45 seconds I have wondered what would happen if Yoda did a mindtrick to himself.

The suggestion would be: "Don't obey the mindtrick!"

What would Yoda do. If he resisted himself, he would obey the trick. If he did nothing, he would obey the trick and do nothing!

Would Yoda explode? Before Yoda could even attempt this little stunt, he'll e-mail God and ask him to create a burito so hot that he himself could not eat it. Paradoxes ensue and the Universe turns itself into Gilbert Godfrey.

Originally posted by Sesse
This one has bugged me a long time now... For 45 seconds I have wondered what would happen if Yoda did a mindtrick to himself.

The suggestion would be: "Don't obey the mindtrick!"

What would Yoda do. If he resisted himself, he would obey the trick. If he did nothing, he would obey the trick and do nothing!

Would Yoda explode?

First off, I would like to congratulate you for smoking an unhealthy and illogical amount of pot. Now that we got that, and my terrible headache from reading this crap out of the way, lets see if we can decypher this pot head's wet dream.

Yoda can't mindtrick himself. That just doesn't make any sense. There aren't enough (enter star wars drug names here) to make Yoda somehow mindtrick himself. That's like saying Yoda is going to try to force push himself, and fly back or something. My god this is stupid.

WOW! You are a GENIUS!

A new Force-application has now been made possible!

"Force Tandem-fly!"

One Jedi pulls the other towards himself while the one being pulled pushes the puller away from himself.

This way, the pusher pushes the puller higher in the air while the puller pulls the pusher along!

Expect to see this in Episode II Christmas special.animals_bunny2

What the...?

Originally posted by Sesse
WOW! You are a GENIUS!

A new Force-application has now been made possible!

"Force Tandem-fly!"

One Jedi pulls the other towards himself while the one being pulled pushes the puller away from himself.

This way, the pusher pushes the puller higher in the air while the puller pulls the pusher along!

Expect to see this in Episode II Christmas special.animals_bunny2 i see "life" is at an all time low on the stock market....

Originally posted by Sesse
This one has bugged me a long time now... For 45 seconds I have wondered what would happen if Yoda did a mindtrick to himself.

The suggestion would be: "Don't obey the mindtrick!"

What would Yoda do. If he resisted himself, he would obey the trick. If he did nothing, he would obey the trick and do nothing!

Would Yoda explode? No, he would get a natural erection for the first time in 79 years. No more viagra for Yoda.

THat's assuming Yoda even had genitals to begin with.

Originally posted by Sesse
This one has bugged me a long time now... For 45 seconds I have wondered what would happen if Yoda did a mindtrick to himself.

The suggestion would be: "Don't obey the mindtrick!"

What would Yoda do. If he resisted himself, he would obey the trick. If he did nothing, he would obey the trick and do nothing!

Would Yoda explode?

This is as dumb as someone trying to hold their breath until they die.

Originally posted by Darth Scythe
This is as dumb as someone trying to hold their breath until they die. Both are also impossible.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath, using a Force power or not, before he could die, he would be knocked unconsious and start breathing again.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Both are also impossible.

Bingo. That's what I was getting at.

The best prank ever: Flush Yodas lightsaber down the toilet and use the Force to ignite it while sailing in the sewer-pipes.


Man, This thing gets rather tired...

Actually, the best idea would have Yoda working as a bagger at HEB or Walmart. That shit would be hilarious.

Originally posted by Darth Sexy
Actually, the best idea would have Yoda working as a bagger at HEB or Walmart. That shit would be hilarious. hysterical

see only a jedi as powerful as yoda can pull this off.
he has too powerful of a will to be mindtricked, so he needs to focus all of his energy, even though he will be so focus on not focusing on what hes focusing on, thus his mind turns to mush and he just decides to smoke a joint.

however, if he somehow thought he could trick himself,that would mean that he had tricked himself into thinking that he could trick himself, thus, he has already tricked himself before attempting to trick himself

then the world blows up and bananas come