John Mcclane vs Movie Punisher(Most recent movie)

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golem370
Who wins?

John McClane- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McClane

golem370
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Badabing
Yippee ki-yay

Soljer
Originally posted by Badabing
Yippee ki-yay

Mother ****er.

Darth Martin
Castle at the end of his movie did extremely well with prep. Wired the whole battlefield with explosives.

John Mclane was all luck in his most recent movie, though it was extremely bad***.

James Bond wipes the floor with both of them. no expression

severance
Originally posted by Darth Martin
Castle at the end of his movie did extremely well with prep. Wired the whole battlefield with explosives.

John Mclane was all luck in his most recent movie, though it was extremely bad***.

James Bond wipes the floor with both of them. no expression

Current Bond maybe Roger Moore would have been raped

John McClane has meta human levels of luck on his day can take on the most highly trained guys in the world and still have time for a foul mouthed wise crack

Estacado
John drops a car on Punisher's dome piece.

severance
Originally posted by Estacado
John drops a car on Punisher's dome piece.

come on man use your imagination he drops down in a car loaded with armed hand grenades that refuse to go off. The car falls down a lift shaft and John until seconds ago was strapped into the passenger seat and yet he manages to get out grab onto a ledge and launch his lit cigarette which in a ludicrously unlikely event is all that is needed to set off the hand grenades. and ends the fight and giving Castle sweet release.

smokin'

Darth Martin
Live Free or Die Hard was better than both Transformers and Spiderman 3 IMO. Please don't bash me, I just found it more enjoyable IMO.

Sean Connery would outfight them. no expression

Roger Moore would overwhelm them with untouchable class and charm. no expression

Pierce Brosnan would run them over with an invisible Aston Martin. no expression

Daniel Craig in Casino Royale was too bad*** for both of these guys. no expression

celestialdemon
McClane would own the movie Punisher all day.

"Welcome to the party, pal!"

severance
Originally posted by Darth Martin
Live Free or Die Hard was better than both Transformers and Spiderman 3 IMO. Please don't bash me, I just found it more enjoyable IMO.

Sean Connery would outfight them. no expression

Roger Moore would overwhelm them with untouchable class and charm. no expression

Pierce Brosnan would run them over with an invisible Aston Martin. no expression

Daniel Craig in Casino Royale was too bad*** for both of these guys. no expression

man I liked all three movies (although spidey 3 was a bit over blown could have done with one less villain). I agree as ridiculous as it was Die Hard 4 was the top

Darth Martin
"Dude you just killed a helicopter with a car".

"I was out of bullets"

Bad*** movie of 07. yes

Juntai
Originally posted by Darth Martin
Live Free or Die Hard was better than both Transformers and Spiderman 3 IMO. Please don't bash me, I just found it more enjoyable IMO.
Agreed.

severance
Originally posted by Darth Martin
"Dude you just killed a helicopter with a car".

"I was out of bullets"

Bad*** movie of 07. yes

seconded beer

Mindset
How would you rank the Die Hard movies?

Val
Jason Bourne would totally clown McClane. ermm

Mindset
No, McClane would hit him with a jet.

severance
Originally posted by Val
Jason Bourne would totally clown McClane. ermm

you don't get McClanes powerset. He just doesn't go down even to the most highly trained guy some how he finds a way to win. Bourne is a bad ass even though its MAAT DAIMON (Team America). But he's not beating someone who uses cars to take out helicopters and can dodge cannon fire from an F22

Juntai
Originally posted by Val
Jason Bourne would totally clown McClane. ermm Bourne is badass too. But he wasn't quite so over the top as McLean's interpretation in Die Hard 4.

Val
I think you guys are underestimating Bourne. Once he furrows his brow it tends to be game over for his opponent.

Darth Martin
Bourne=Bond wannabe. stick out tongue

severance
Originally posted by Val
I think you guys are underestimating Bourne. Once he furrows his brow it tends to be game over for his opponent.

no way a furrowed brow is beating a McClane/Willis patented pout

Badabing
Yippie ki-yay

Val
Originally posted by severance
no way a furrowed brow is beating a McClane/Willis patented pout
How about the patented George Clooney head bob Matt learned on the set of Oceans 11?

Mindset
McClane can manipulate probability to his favor.

Darth Martin
Originally posted by Val
How about the patented George Clooney head bob Matt learned on the set of Oceans 11? whistle

Darth Martin
Originally posted by Mindset
McClane can manipulate probability to his favor. eek! Are you serious!?

*Heads to the "Respect Thread" Forum*

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cool

Mindset
Originally posted by Darth Martin
eek! Are you serious, he deserves a Respect thread.

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cool

That's the only way he could do the things he does.

Darth Martin
Seriously LFoDH was an aweswome action movie.

severance
Originally posted by Val
How about the patented George Clooney head bob Matt learned on the set of Oceans 11?

the same he uses in every movie including (oh sh!t run for cover BATMAN AND ROBIN)

blowup

Val
Originally posted by severance
the same he uses in every movie including (oh sh!t run for cover BATMAN AND ROBIN)

blowup
Clooney's head bob ended the Gulf War. True story.

Darth Martin
Originally posted by severance
the same he uses in every movie including (oh sh!t run for cover BATMAN AND ROBIN)

blowup laughing

Inhuman
Longshot would have trouble with MCclane

severance
Originally posted by Val
Clooney's head bob ended the Gulf War. True story.

lol1

Cap'n Happy
Originally posted by Mindset
How would you rank the Die Hard movies?

In order:

Die Hard

Die Hard III

Die Hard IIII

Die Hard II

Anyone who doesn't have the first flick rated #! is to stupid to pay attention to. And McClain pretty easily beats the movie Punisher. As for Bond, Connery and Craig win easily, the others... it's 50/50 (surely Bond has as much cosmic-level luck as baldy! Only Indiana Jones beats them). As for a McClain/Bourne... which universe is it in, the realistic Bourne uni, or the popcorn Die Hard one? Bourne wins in his world, but in McClain's, he trips on a apple core and breaks his neck, after which John quips:
"How do you like THEM apples, Oscar boy?!?"

Bouboumaster
McClane or Domino?

King_Mungi
Originally posted by Soljer
Mother ****er.

****er isn't censored? Well shit!

EDIT:
Whaaaaa? Soljer is a witch!

Mindset
****er.

Doctor-Alvis
I see what you did there.

severance
Originally posted by Mindset
How would you rank the Die Hard movies?

Die Hard
Die Hard 4
Die hard 2
Die Hard 3

Darth Martin
Bond beats anyone in any world. no expression

List of people Bond can beat:

BatGod
Dr. Doom
Wolverine
Superman
Shall I go on??????

endrict
How is this still open since Mcclane is not a comic character?

Darth Martin
Cause he's a bad***. They need to let more freedom out on this particular forum anyway.

endrict
Originally posted by Darth Martin
Cause he's a bad***. They need to let more freedom out on this particular forum anyway.

I can understand that but Mcclane is nowhere close to a comic book character.

Darth Martin
It's just for some fun. If you don't like it or don't wish to debate it then don't come in. smile

endrict
Originally posted by Darth Martin
It's just for some fun. If you don't like it or don't wish to debate it then don't come in. smile



stick out tongue

Mindset
Originally posted by Darth Martin
Bond beats anyone in any world. no expression

List of people Bond can beat:

BatGod
Dr. Doom
Wolverine
Superman
Shall I go on??????

I agree with everyone except Victor Von DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Darth Martin
Originally posted by Mindset
I agree with everyone except Victor Von DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Okay your righ, I got a little TOO carried away I guess.

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