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Onslaught and En Sabah Nur/Apocalypse:

The two baddest mamajama's the X-Men ever seen, finally meet face to face to discuss how to finally stop the X-Men.

Onslaught has just been restored by Phoenix and they both are pissed. Suddenly, Nightcrawler quickly teleports in punches Onslaught and gets the heck out of there.Then Onslaught rushes Apocalypse and punches the hell out of him!

It's on!

Wolverine pulls out some popcorn and gets ready to watch from the X-Jet far, far away.

Apoc...

Right ok didnt Apoc need Cables help to fight Onslaught?

Originally posted by EevilJ
Onslaught and En Sabah Nur/Apocalypse:

The two baddest mamajama's the X-Men ever seen, finally meet face to face to discuss how to finally stop the X-Men.

Onslaught has just been restored by Phoenix and they both are pissed. Suddenly, Nightcrawler quickly teleports in punches Onslaught and gets the heck out of there.Then Onslaught rushes Apocalypse and punches the hell out of him!

It's on!

Wolverine pulls out some popcorn and gets ready to watch from the X-Jet far, far away.

Onslaught FTW

onslaught

Been done.

Onslaught.

Originally posted by Alfheim
Right ok didnt Apoc need Cables help to fight Onslaught? But APOC HAS UNLIMITED POWER!!!!112

Originally posted by Harry Fingerman
Apoc...

Originally posted by Harry Fingerman
But APOC HAS UNLIMITED POWER!!!!112

Stupid fanboy.

SSG ftw

Does Onslaught get a table?

Originally posted by Ouallada
Does Onslaught get a table?

He doesn't need one .

wow i kind of feel sorry for apoc

Originally posted by Gecko4lif
wow i kind of feel sorry for apoc

Yeah, getting beat by furniture is pretty bad.

Originally posted by Ouallada
Does Onslaught get a table?

Haha.



That joke still makes no sense.

Originally posted by Ouallada
Yeah, getting beat by furniture is pretty bad.

It ranks up there with

Darkseid getting muged
Darkseid triping on stairs
Thanos getting arrested
Plastic man's wife getting raped... etc

Originally posted by Gecko4lif
Plastic man's wife getting raped... etc

Originally posted by Harry Fingerman


I laughed for days

Originally posted by Bad Ash231
Haha.



That joke still makes no sense.

It wasn't a joke. For a person with a name that means the end of the world, coffee tables sure hit him hard.



Uh, not sure this one should be here.

Originally posted by Gecko4lif
It ranks up there with

Darkseid getting muged
Darkseid triping on stairs
Thanos getting arrested
Plastic man's wife getting raped... etc

Except Apoc has now pwned the table:



http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/Nightmareman95/HAL10WEEN/apocrushtable.png

Originally posted by Bad Ash231
Except Apoc has now pwned the table:



http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/Nightmareman95/HAL10WEEN/apocrushtable.png

PIS?

Originally posted by Ouallada
Yeah, getting beat by furniture is pretty bad.

apoc owns any furniture.period
that table was made from cosmic wood

Originally posted by lordboo
apoc owns any furniture.period
that table was made from cosmic wood

Bah , that was in the past. Made from shitty wood ....and it's not even table shaped !

Originally posted by grey fox
Bah , that was in the past. Made from shitty wood ....and it's not even table shaped !

table shaped? its round,as in knight of the round table!!

Originally posted by lordboo
table shaped? its round,as in knight of the round table!!

look what happened to them

Originally posted by Gecko4lif
look what happened to them

Dead to the last man .Originally posted by lordboo
table shaped? its round,as in knight of the round table!!

Call that a table ! I call it a bleedin' nuisance....

Originally posted by grey fox
Dead to the last man .

Call that a table ! I call it a bleedin' nuisance....

i call it owned flex

Originally posted by lordboo
i call it owned flex

But it happened in the 18th century ! Everything rare and unique happened at that point. Including this one-of-a-kind table-ownage.

And his latest incident with a table turned bad...

Originally posted by grey fox
But it happened in the 18th century ! Everything rare and unique happened at that point. Including this one-of-a-kind table-ownage.

i think you taking this a lot more serious than me

Originally posted by Harry Fingerman
And his latest incident with a table turned bad...

Nothing actually happened...


Namor throws an OBJECT at high speed... and Apocalypse's natural reflexes forces him to duck. It has nothing to do with it being a table...


Seriously, at one time I avoided a paper plane thrown at me while I knew it wouldn't harm me...

Originally posted by Bad Ash231

Seriously, at one time I avoided a paper plane thrown at me while I knew it wouldn't harm me... you should've caught it and crumbled it in your clenched fist

Onslaught wins, I honestly don't know why people are saying Apocalypse would.

Originally posted by Bad Ash231
Except Apoc has now pwned the table:



http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/Nightmareman95/HAL10WEEN/apocrushtable.png

It's been discussed.

We go by average showings here...

Apoc > Table.

Table > Apoc.

The average?

Apocalypse = Table.

Originally posted by Soljer
It's been discussed.

We go by average showings here...

Apoc > Table.

Table > Apoc.

The average?

Apocalypse = Table.

of course of course...

Originally posted by Soljer
It's been discussed.

We go by average showings here...

Apoc > Table.

Table > Apoc.

The average?

Apocalypse = Table.

I see.

Originally posted by Bad Ash231
Seriously, at one time I avoided a paper plane thrown at me while I knew it wouldn't harm me...

So

Paper plane > Ash?

god apoc has so much potential

Onslaught throws a table at him, which crits for super-effective 9999 damage and causes Apoc to trip over some stairs and faint, then be taken away in handcuffs by the PreCrisis NYPD

Originally posted by boriquaking55
Onslaught throws a table at him, which crits for super-effective 9999 damage and causes Apoc to trip over some stairs and faint, then be taken away in handcuffs by the PreCrisis NYPD

PC NYPD > Table > Apoc > paper plane > Evil Ash

Originally posted by llagrok
I see.



So

Paper plane > Ash?

Obviously.

Mongoose > paper plane

Ash = Mongoose

Ash > paper plane

Originally posted by llagrok
Ash = Mongoose



When was this shown on-panel. PIS I tells ya