Beta Ray Bill versus Kilowog
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Master-Borg
Horse-face versus Hog-face...who wins?
http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/7000/6139/183123-beta-ray-bill_400.jpg vs http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/7000/6952/171542-kilowog_400.jpg
llagrok
'tis a strong Poozer Kilowog is about to face
Master-Borg
Originally posted by llagrok
'tis a strong Poozer Kilowog is about to face so who wins?
nimbus006
Wow this would be a great battle. Props for coming uyp with it.
Both have incredible strength and durability outside of their primary weapons w/ BRB probably having a slight advantage in both those categories. I would love to see Kilo make a hammer construct and both of them just go at it through powerful blasts and blows with them.
Im going to say BRB takes this by the slightest majority: 5.2/10
nvrbeenwthagirl
I did this battle before.
Anyway,
5/5 each.
BRB is a bit stronger.
Wog is a bit more versatile.
llagrok
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
I did this battle before.
Anyway,
5/5 each.
BRB is a bit stronger.
Wog is a bit more versatile.
That pretty much covers it.
Roldz
Slight advantage to BB.. 6/10
TricksterPriest
It's a tough fight. Given that they both like to brawl, this could go either way.
Obviously Wog has a versatility advantage with the ring. But Bill is no slouch himself.
nvrbeenwthagirl
Question, Which one actually makes the most use of thier versatility?
batdude123
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Question, Which one actually makes the most use of thier versatility? Wog.
Soljer
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Question, Which one actually makes the most use of thier versatility?
What Batdude said.
Validus
Wog via aircraft carrier to Bill's dome piece.
batdude123
Originally posted by Validus
Wog via aircraft carrier to Bill's dome piece.
But Bill has a helmet protecting his dome piece from such an attack, thus rendering your scenario pointless.
nvrbeenwthagirl
Originally posted by batdude123
Wog.
Then there you have it. I wasn't too sure. Then I go with wog for the slight majority. 6/10. Becuz neither is so far out of reach of the other as far as strength and durability goes. I might give wog actually an extra boost on durability cuz he has shields on top of his natural invulnerability.
Validus
Originally posted by batdude123
But Bill has a helmet protecting his dome piece from such an attack, thus rendering your scenario pointless.
One aircraft carrier to knock the helmet off and another to finish the job.
batdude123
Originally posted by Validus
One aircraft carrier to knock the helmet off and another to finish the job.
Curse you!
Soljer
Originally posted by Validus
One aircraft carrier to knock the helmet off and another to finish the job.
Heh, and a third for good measure?
Validus
Originally posted by Soljer
Heh, and a third for good measure?
And a fourth for being a no good poozer.

batdude123
Originally posted by Validus
And a fourth for being a no good poozer.
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/buttsecks-43951.jpg
Soljer
Originally posted by batdude123
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/buttsecks-43951.jpg
Wog swings that way? ermm.
batdude123
Originally posted by Soljer
Wog swings that way? ermm.
Look at him.
Of course he does...
Soljer
Originally posted by batdude123
Look at him.
Of course he does...
So the Wog/Arkillo thing?
Lover's feud?
batdude123
Originally posted by Soljer
So the Wog/Arkillo thing?
Lover's feud?
No.
Wog just wants to prison rape that ass.
Galan007
So that's why teh 'Wog has always been so protective of Element Lad, eh?

batdude123
Originally posted by Galan007
So that's why teh 'Wog has always been so protective of Element Lad, eh?
You act like this is news...
Galan007
What?
Wog's gheyness?
batdude123
Originally posted by Galan007
What?
Wog's gheyness? Yes.
Galan007
It's news to me! durfist
Man I'm out of the loop.

Soljer
Originally posted by Galan007
It's news to me! durfist
Man I'm out of the loop.
Don't worry. Batdude's just talking shit, trying to shift our gaydars away from the Batman/Robin relationship.
Galan007
Originally posted by Soljer
trying to shift our gaydars away from the Batman/Robin relationship. Do you realize what you've done!? shock_oh
Soljer
Originally posted by Galan007
Do you realize what you've done! shock_oh
Wouldn't a question mark be more appropriate than an exclamation point?
batdude123
Originally posted by Soljer
Don't worry. Batdude's just talking shit, trying to shift our gaydars away from the Batman/Robin relationship.
Yat is obviously gay.
He's ignoring Arishia's strong sexual vibe.
Galan007
Originally posted by Soljer
Wouldn't a question mark be more appropriate than an exclamation point? There IS one in my post.... You CLEARLY edited it out. pfft
Soljer
Originally posted by batdude123
Yat is obviously gay.
He's ignoring Arishia's strong sexual vibe.
Uhh...okay?
As I've pointed out time and time again, I'm very secure in my own sexuality, and being a fan of a gay character, or even having someone assert that a character I'm a fan of is gay without any supporting evidence hardly bothers me....

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batdude123
Originally posted by Soljer
Uhh...okay?
As I've pointed out time and time again, I'm very secure in my own sexuality, and being a fan of a gay character, or even having someone assert that a character I'm a fan of is gay without any supporting evidence hardly bothers me....

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Way to kill the joke, Sol.
I'm declaring a party foul.
Validus
I second the party foul.
Soljer
Originally posted by batdude123
Way to kill the joke, Sol.
I'm officially declaring a party foul.
The joke? What joke?
Oh! You called a character that may or may not even have a sexual orientation period gay in some sort of ill-conceived attempt to spite me for bringing up the "Batman and Robin" thing. Hilarious.

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nvrbeenwthagirl
Robin's Dick is Bigger than Batman's too.
batdude123
Originally posted by Soljer
The joke? What joke?
Oh! You called a character that may or may not even have a sexual orientation period gay in some sort of ill-conceived attempt to spite me for bringing up the "Batman and Robin" thing. Hilarious.

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There you go again with your party fouls.
Almost as bad as a drunk girl puking in public.
Validus
Originally posted by Soljer
The joke? What joke?
Oh! You called a character that may or may not even have a sexual orientation period gay in some sort of ill-conceived attempt to spite me for bringing up the "Batman and Robin" thing. Hilarious.

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Hilarious post, my good friend.
Soljer
Originally posted by Validus
Hilarious post, my good friend.
Only equally so to the ones I respond to.
batdude123
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Robin's Dick is Bigger than Batman's too.
Darkseid is Superman's sex slave.
Galan007
I'm with Soljer.
Joking about a character's sexual preference is simply BARBARIC!!
-V95eGgZbrU
batdude123
Originally posted by Galan007
I'm with Soljer.
Joking about a character's sexual preference is BARBARIC!!
-V95eGgZbrU

Soljer
Originally posted by Galan007
I'm with Soljer.
Joking about a character's sexual preference is simply BARBARIC!!
-V95eGgZbrU
Never said it was barbaric. Said that using a character's sexual orientation as some kind of 'flame' is ill conceived, especially if you're using it on someone who whole-heartedly supports gay rights.
EDIT: Super-laugh on the youtube video, though.
nvrbeenwthagirl
Originally posted by batdude123
Darkseid is Superman's sex slave.
That is becuz Superman doesn't have a dick. So of Course DS would be a slave to a powerful tranny like superman. Reverse tranny for the win.
batdude123
Originally posted by Soljer
Never said it was barbaric. Said that using a character's sexual orientation as some kind of 'flame' is ill conceived, especially if you're using it on someone who whole-heartedly supports gay rights.
The same shit you posted could easily be said about this...
Originally posted by Soljer
Don't worry. Batdude's just talking shit, trying to shift our gaydars away from the Batman/Robin relationship.
batdude123
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
That is becuz Superman doesn't have a dick. So of Course DS would be a slave to a powerful tranny like superman. Reverse tranny for the win.
Nice try, but that ultimately failed.
Validus
Originally posted by batdude123
Nice try, but that ultimately failed.
I would agree but then Nvr would accuse us of being elitist cool kids.

batdude123
Originally posted by Validus
I would agree but then Nvr would accuse us of being elitist cool kids.
...
That's because we are.
Validus
Originally posted by batdude123
...
That's because we are.
Dammit!
batdude123
Originally posted by Validus
Dammit!
You can't change who you are.
Bransolute
Originally posted by batdude123
You can't change who you are. You can if you make a sock.

batdude123
Originally posted by Bransolute
You can if you make a sock.
You'd know about that, wouldn't you? ermm
Bransolute
Originally posted by batdude123
You'd know about that, wouldn't you? ermm Nope.
But you could change you are, over teh interweb.

batdude123
Originally posted by Bransolute
Nope.
But you could change you are, over teh interweb.
wats dis interweb u speek ov!!??
Soljer
Originally posted by Bransolute
Nope.
But you could change you are, over teh interweb.
Shut up, Quanchi.
Bransolute
Originally posted by batdude123
wats dis interweb u speek ov!!?? dat ting 4 pr0n!
Originally posted by Soljer
Shut up, Quanchi. Hey... Quanchi's exactly like me...

nimbus006
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
I might give wog actually an extra boost on durability cuz he has shields on top of his natural invulnerability.
You say that as if Bill doesn't have shields

nvrbeenwthagirl
Originally posted by nimbus006
You say that as if Bill doesn't have shields
Since when? I know the hammers can be used to deflect blast and such. Do they also deflect constructs?
UniOmni
Bill defeats Kilowog based solely on the natural order of the animal kingdom.
Horse>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Boar>>>>>>>>>>>>Pig>>>>>>>Hog>>>>>>>Wog.
He throws a few heated hammer blasts at the cosmic piggy, and then he and new Thor enjoy the dirty white meat of victory.
And no homo to the gay subtext of this thread.
nvrbeenwthagirl
Originally posted by UniOmni
Bill defeats Kilowog based solely on the natural order of the animal kingdom.
Horse>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Boar>>>>>>>>>>>>Pig>>>>>>>Hog>>>>>>>Wog.
He throws a few heated hammer blasts at the cosmic piggy, and then he and new Thor enjoy the dirty white meat of victory.
And no homo to the gay subtext of this thread.

Goodness. I just am in complete awe. I dont' even know where to begin or how to thrash this post.

Soljer
Originally posted by UniOmni
Bill defeats Kilowog based solely on the natural order of the animal kingdom.
Horse>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Boar>>>>>>>>>>>>Pig>>>>>>>Hog>>>>>>>Wog.
He throws a few heated hammer blasts at the cosmic piggy, and then he and new Thor enjoy the dirty white meat of victory.
And no homo to the gay subtext of this thread.
Someone's been hitting the pipe a little too hard.
UniOmni
Deny the truth of my post if possible plz.
nvrbeenwthagirl
Originally posted by UniOmni
Deny the truth of my post if possible plz.
Crack, Heroine, or Other?
nimbus006
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Since when? I know the hammers can be used to deflect blast and such. Do they also deflect constructs?
Im sorry your correct. Thats exactly was i was thinkin of.
In the Stardust fight he launches a blast at him and Bill deflects. It kind of ingulfs him making it look like a forcefield, but its not. My bad.
Either way though its still a good defensive ability.
Faceman
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Since when? I know the hammers can be used to deflect blast and such. Do they also deflect constructs?
No , but they can destroy constructs.
nvrbeenwthagirl
Originally posted by Faceman
No , but they can destroy constructs.
Yes, they could. Could being key.
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