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Now...i know i previously started a thread for the same cause..but thats very old..and before AWE same out..so nows time to freshen up

1. We learnt that you can always trust a man to be dishonest

2. We learnt that if your the goddess of the sea..you've got crabs...

3. We learnt that it is possible to sack Nassau Port without firing a shot

4. We learnt that without a single drop of rum you can shoot a canon and fling yourself from one ship to another

5. We learnt never to trust a pirate

6. We learnt that pirates cheat...

how about you? what did you guys learn? my aim is for atleast 100

7. we learned that the Caribbean sun is very bad for your hair and can potentially ruin it.

8. We learned that death doesn't mean anything special and it can always be reversed.

9. we learned not to mess with teague.

10. we learned to always take birth control AND use another form of protection if you don't want to get pregnant, because it can happen the first time.

11. we learned that kissing Elizabeth ALWAYS results in death.

12. We learned that without Jack Sparrow, no plan would ever be accomplished.

13. we learned that people who look innocent and honorable are actually just as conniving and skeezy as everyone else.

14. we learned that when dealing with imprisoned goddesses, make sure you have enough rope, or you will be dealing with a very large naked problem.

15. We learned that you can escape from anything with the help of sea turtles

16. We learned that Jack Sparrow can escape anything as long as he has a rope that will pull him off into the air in every movie.

17. We learned that there are only a handful of women under 30 in the caribbean (mainly elizabeth)

18. We learned that the rum always seems to be gone

19. We learned that the compass is a piece of crap that seemingly amuses Ted and Terry

20. We learned that twisted logic always confuses your enemies

21. The size of your telescope does matter (*ahem*)...at least to Jack.

We learned that corsets are dangerous...

23. We learned that screwing people over to get what you want is "just good business"

24. We learned that if Jack Sparrow is not there, it is okay to smack whoever is looking for him at the time

25. We learned that the Aztecs don't play about their gold

26. We learnt that Jacks compass works fine

27. That Sao Feng had a thing for lizzy

28. we learnt that when theres a lizzy a the brethren court...shes bound to get picked for king

29. We learnt not to mess with lizzy or she'll just use the excuse: "king!"

30. We learnt that if your teagues son..ur mums bound to be dead:P

31. We learned that the code is actually more like guidelines
32. We learned that William Turner is a strong family name
33. We learned that when Liz is around the rum must be hidden
34. We learned that you can become a masterswordswoman in a short amount of time

hahaha to number 34, i like that one...


35. we learned that becoming a master swordsman in your spare time is a great way to delay sex.

36. we learned that eating hermit crabs is a trick of the undead.

37. we learned not to get attached to sideline characters, as they will soon die.

38. we learned that in the caribbean, it i okay to hang children.

39. we learned to always wear your undergarments, in case someone requires you to take your dress off and give it back.

40. we learned that in Tortuga, it is okay to give vent to your violent nature and even take it out on old friends.

41. We learned that 1 of Jack Sparrow's souls is worth 100 human ones
42. If you have a god in human form, you should eat him and free him from his prison
43. Dinnerware can be an effective weapon
44. A jar of dirt is good for concealing stolen goods, and singing about

45. Your dad may have better taste than you think in men... and you should listen to him.

46. When planning a wedding in the caribbean during the rainy season, have an backup indoor venue, just in case.

47. Men in feathered hats cannot be trusted.

48. always pack rope with a hook on the end, in case you need to drag an unwilling soul back from the locker.

49. don't kiss people in moments of epic crisis. get to safety, and THEN enjoy yourself.

Well, mates:

45. We learned you can't cuss in a Disney movie.
46. Even if it doesn't look like much, there's a possibility that it might be a piece of eight.
47. It's not about living forever it's about living with yourself forever.
48. Getting good and lost is the best way to find your way and up is down.
49. We learned to answer the question "Do you fear Death?"
50. We learned that if Jzck says he can perform a mar-ri-age right here, right now, he's probably just aiming for a hot date friends with benefits.
51. An undead monkey can be very cute or a real pain in the behind.Barbossa is so funny at the end, Daddy's little boy.

This is making me lmao. Miz Tramps you are some kind of twisty bendy goodness. Thanks.

52. We learned that Captain Jack has the best water proof eyeliner on the high seas
53. We learned that Ragetti is the only man who knows how to whisper to a woman in a sexual way
54. We learned that even if you are the worst pirate anyone has ever heard of, it's only important that the person heard of you.

Originally posted by texgodiva2s
Well, mates:

45. We learned you can't cuss in a Disney movie.
46. Even if it doesn't look like much, there's a possibility that it might be a piece of eight.
47. It's not about living forever it's about living with yourself forever.
48. Getting good and lost is the best way to find your way and up is down.
49. We learned to answer the question "Do you fear Death?"
50. We learned that if Jzck says he can perform a mar-ri-age right here, right now, he's probably just aiming for a hot date friends with benefits.
51. An undead monkey can be very cute or a real pain in the behind.Barbossa is so funny at the end, Daddy's little boy.

This is making me lmao. Miz Tramps you are some kind of twisty bendy goodness. Thanks.


loved number 45:P
And i did do this before u joined...but it died..and it was on when DMC came out...


55: We learnt that when you're a pirate...if you say "say goodbye"...your the one saying goodbye...?

56. We learnt that no matter what...you'll be slapped once in your lifetime

57. We learnt the pirate bandaids com in handy :P

Re-numbering to catch up:

50. We learned you can't cuss in a Disney movie
51. Even if it doesn't look like much, there's a possibility that it might be a piece of eight.
52. It's not about living forever it's about living with yourself forever.
53. Getting good and lost is the best way to find your way and up is down.
54. We learned to answer the question "Do you fear Death?"
55. We learned that if Jzck says he can perform a mar-ri-age right here, right now, he's probably just aiming for a hot date friends with benefits.
56. An undead monkey can be very cute or a real pain in the behind.Barbossa is so funny at the end, Daddy's little boy.


I re-numbered you too Miz Sel&Bru...couldn't help myself busy girl this evening. Hope that's okay.


Originally posted by SelinaAndBruce
57. We learned that Captain Jack has the best water proof eyeliner on the high seas
58. We learned that Ragetti is the only man who knows how to whisper to a woman in a sexual way
59. We learned that even if you are the worst pirate anyone has ever heard of, it's only important that the person heard of you.

60.We learned that it's women that vexes all men.
61.We learn that the Black pearl is freedom.
62.We learned sometimes the Black Pearl is only a ship.
63.we learned that keeping the Code is good for your health.
64.We learned that even if someone is a hero he doesn't get any reward:not immortality,nor his ship not even the woman he loves.

love number 64....

65. We learned that the compass is a broken peice of crap that points to one thing, but it's really pointing somewhere else....
66. We learned that even though you are immortal and you forever bound to the Dutchman you can have sex on a beach and conceive a child.
67. We learned that Jack hasn't learned anything according to T and T...he finished right back where he started from......on a dingy without a ship with a broken compass and a bottle of rum.....
68. We learned that independent women enjoy standing on a beach for 10 years just to be with the love of their life for one day every ten years.
69. We learned that an Armada of British ships can run for cover when attacked by the Black Pearl and the Flying Dutchman.
70. We learned that some immortal people cannot enjoy the warmth of a woman's touch..but some can......even those without a heart.
71. We learned that Mr. Gibbs sleeps with Teddy Bears and will entertain wenches to get them away from Jack.
72. We learned that Jack still hasn't learned that he can't trust Barbossa with the Black Pearl.
73. We learned that no matter how good a man is, no matter how much he sacrifices...he still ends up with diddly squat in the end.

haha to number 64, so true.

65. we learned that lugging around 10 pounds of extra weapons under your clothing won't pay off in the end, except to force you to strip down in front of skeezy men.

66. we learned that when going to a rickety bathhouse where you will be standing in a tiny robe thingy, always wear your underwear.

67. we learned that some people handle cold weather really well, while others lose their toes in the process.

68. we learned that undead pirates can't taste food or enjoy sex, but they can enjoy warm dresses.

69. We learned that undead pirates can't feel pain, but yell when they get hit with hot ashes.

70. We learned that we better start believing in ghost stories, because we're in one.

Oh my we are indeed learned. Number 53 Miz Sel& Bru--kinda disturbing about Ragetti, has he just been reading a lot or eavesdropping at someone's door? How does he know like a lover??

And number 66, Miz LovesTT, you know about Zeus--god and immortal and fornicated just about everybody who was anybody and himself in almost any form!!(I mean a swan...)

Possibly #70 We learned how to tump a ship over!! And gosh darn it , I for one hope I never never have to do that to save my sorry behind or anyone else's.

Are we going to be tested over this later? lmao

71. We learned to never do anything incredibly stupid.

hahaha, to go along with that.

72. we learned that you should basically do whatever Jack tells you to do, because he's always 10 steps ahead of everyone else.

Miz Kateloves and SweetP-otC2003, y'all did funny on these last 2.

This is funny stuff--SweetP- yours could be a great tattoo if I could get over the tattoo mentality.

Thanks for adding some chuckle factor in the forum

73.We learned that Calypso can be giant and still the ship doesn't sink.

74. we learned that you don't have to be a professional or have much experience to get voted pirate king.

75. we learned that you generally have to be drunk or insane to understand pirate charts.

76. we learned that you should never stick your neck out for Elizabeth, because you will probably wind up dead.

77. we learned that brocade can be extremely attractive on certain commodores.

68. we learned that undead pirates can't taste food or enjoy sex, but they can enjoy warm dresses.


----See.....Will is a undead Pirate...immortal, so how does he have sex on a beach with Lizzy and not only have sex but create a child????!!!!
Does it mean he can have sex but not enjoy it? What have we learned.....???LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

i hope he enjoyed it.

here's my question. how in the heck are they supposed to count ten years exactly? is it ten years to the DAY or the DATE? counting leap years, etc? how are you suppose to count that perfectly? did they have a calendar on them at the time?

78. We learned that even though swearing is not allowed in Disney movies, clear hints towards men partaking in prostitution are allowed

79. we learned that it is possible to acquire black eyeliner anywhere on earth, including davy jones' locker.

80. we learned that it is also possible to acquire well-fitting black lingerie for that special moment anywhere on earth, and in the midst of an epic battle as well.

81. we learned that fake eyeballs can be very valuable and important.

82. we learned that you get credit for trying to read the bible.

Absolutely learned it top to bottom--Miz Sel&Bru, #78, it is an odd bit of standards, innuit, Pirates, yes--that seems to cover it all. lol on that.

#77, Miz Kateloves--you know wouldn't have thought about that just Johnny on the spot, but now that you mention it, it does feel learned in the nicest sense of the word, fabric, person,...anywho, universal truth no doubt!!

#ing no longer an option for me, too challenged:

We learned that there needs to be something in it for the pirate for said pirate to perform various variations on pirating. Except for the one bit of piracy when he stole our hearts. (16 hours from winter break--oh my)

Piracy is not good for our movie industry....

So very very true Miz Faith 27--we're not into thieving if that's what you might be thinkin'--Stealing hard work , --loving --well now what else might you expect here in the Caribbean (Gulf, Atlantic, Pacific...)

70. We learned -what the whole show is about:
☠Johnny is from Miramer + like 20 other places.
☠Racism
☠Agism
☠Eggism
and then we forgot what we were even jealous about.

83. Only one woman exists in the world to be a romantic interest and that's Elizabeth Swann. The best the rest of us can hope for is to be a weird fortune teller.

Oh, PS: has anyone ever heard the word "eggism?" It's not in the dictionary or in the thesaurus so it must just be a word associated with really bad acne.

(Sorry I think something really hacked KMC because I do not think I put the wrong number at all. alien1 This is I believe the 3rd time something like this happened.)

I think you can technically make "egg-ism" a word for usage.

84. Much like the valuable lesson in Austin Powers, you don't need really great teeth to be a sex symbol.

Hmm, egg-ism also isn't a word. Isn't that just silly? Especially when "intelligent" people use it.

LOL LOL LOL! No good teeth is definitely a little bump in the road for Austin and Jack.
Eggism is my new favorite word willo...along with the word 'eggist'. Bad acne...how do you come up with it?

85. Always keep more than one peanut on your ship if you wanna live

Well, I had some inspiration for "eggism..." if you want to read certain things on your down time.

86. If little Jacks are whispering in your ears, just sit back and enjoy it.

lol. i just counted all this up and it adds to 97!

98. we learnt that jack gets confused by what rocks are.

Had to make it an even 100.

99. You can get married at sea without the real captain of the ship even being onboard! And it's apparently valid!

100. It's not "steal." It's "commandeer." Nautical term