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The Gryffindor Quidditch Team is having "team therapy"
O : Oliver
K : Katie
A : Angelina
Al : Alicia
F : Fred
G : George
Dr. K : doctor Keish
Also, I didn't add so much description, because when I wrote it I wanted it to be like the reader (you) is eavesdropping on them, hope you like it =)
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Dr. K: "ok,Wood you sit there,Bell, you go there, Johnson there, Spinnet you go there,Weasley...oh Frederick here and George Weasley here "
O: "ok"
K: "works for me"
Al: "at least I'm not next to Oliver"
O: "hey!"
Al: "I hate you"
O: "I hate you more"
K: "Oliver, Alicia stop fighting!"
O: "shut up"
K: "don't you shut me up!"
O:"shut up"
K:"no you shut up"
Dr. K: "ok, Oliver, Katie stop fighting!"
O / K :"fine!"
Dr. K: "we'll start with...oh wait, where is Mr. Potter?"
F: "sick"
O: "out"
A: "making out with Ginny probably"
F/G: "what?!"
A: "oh come on like you didn't know!"
F:"I'm going to kill him"
K:"don't worry Voldemort is already planning that for you"
A:"oh! don't say it so loud"
O: "shut up Johnson!"
K:"right, maybe he's out there saving the world again"
G: "I know, it's like he lives of that"
O:"he is the one with the problem, he should be here instead of us"
K:"I think you have a problem"
O:"only you could be my problem"
K:"so because I'm a chaser I'm your property?!"
O:"oh honey I would never want you as my property"
Al:"prick!"
Dr. K:"Alicia!"
Al: "Dr. Keish he deserved it!"
F:"no, you don't want her as your property, you want her as your lover"
O:"what?!"
K:"what?!"
O:"ok, Weasley come here right now and repeat that to my face!"
Al.:"oh so you think because you're the captain you're the toughest!"
O:"I'm tougher than you Spinnet! you always bail on practice!"
Al:"that's because you're a nazi!"
Dr. K:"nobody moves from their seats! now all of you shut up!"
A:" hey...you could try being nicer"
G:"you could create us some emotional trouble"
A:"stop it Weasley!"
F:"what?"
A:"stop trying to touch my leg!"
F:"you're not even that hot!"
A:"you think I'm hot?"
Dr. K:"children already shut up!"
Silence and some moans
Dr. K:"we'll start with Mr. Wood then"
O:"ok"
Dr. K:"so, how long have you been suffering of these-"
Al:"need to get laid?"
Dr. K:"Spinnet! I was gonna say insomnia?
O:"for about three weeks now"
Dr. K:"I see, so can you tell me what sort of problems you've faced on your life lately?"
O:"well-"
K: "an increasing need for a snog maybe"
G:"haha good one!"
Dr. K:"Weasley, Bell please"
K/G:"fine"
Dr. K:"where were we Mr. Wood?"
O:"well, I've been under a lot of pressure, this year is my last chance of-"
K/A/Al/F/G:"winning the quidditch cup!"
O:"well yeah, but if you don't cooperate with me-"
A:"and your dawn practices?"
Al::"and your whining?"
K:"and your special quidditch diet?"
Dr. K:"a diet? you girls seem pretty fit to me"
K:"tell that to Mr.You-Have-To-Eat-Healthy-So-I'll-Win-The-Cup"
Dr. K:"haven't you girls thought that maybe he's giving you a special diet for your own good?"
O:"maybe I am girls, huh huh!"
Dr. K:"Mr. Wood"
O:"sorry"
K:"no, he's just trying to keep us fit and healthy so we don't pass out in any of his , I repeat, DAWN practices and we don't have to take some time off"
O:"Bell!"
K:"well, Ollie, it's time you realize practice at four in the morning isn't right!"
A:"or legal!"
O:"Bell, Johnson!"
Dr. K."I call you by your last names here , Mr. Wood"
O: "what? but I'm the captain"
Giggles
Dr. K:"Mr. Wood"
O:"fine"
A:"anyway, he's trying to keep us because he knows nobody is going to enter the team"
F:"all Hogwarts fears him"
G:"they fear him more than Voldemort"
A:"ok, someone really has to listen to me and stop saying it so loud"
F:"stop being so superstitious Angie"
K/Al/G:"Angie?"
Giggles
A:"I'm just cautious"
F:"coward"
A:"I'm the coward after you left us in that match against Slytherin?"
F:"I was sick"
K:"I can sense a lot of fear in you, Weasley"
F:"what?"
K: "the force, my young padawan"
Al.:"stop it, we know Fred had diarrhea that day"
O:"you had diarrhea?!"
F:"at least I don't have hemorrhoids"
G:"hemorrhoids"
A:"now that's the seed of all our problems"
F/G:"Ollie, feels weird down there!"
Giggles, giggles and more giggles
O:"shut up! I don't have hemorrhoids!"
G:"must be because of the broom!"
O:"you don't even know what hemorrhoids are do you?"
G:"not really, it just sounds so funny!"
K:"you're so dumb"
G:"oh somebody is having her PMS"
K:"shut up George!"
G:"or is it just your deep love for our captain?"
K:"shut up!"
O:"what? who loves me?"
Al:"just your mother Oliver"
O:"oh yeah? well maybe if you talked to my fans-"
A:"what fans? oh you mean the group of first years that follow you to the bathroom!"
K:"they followed you to the bathroom?"
F:"so they met Ollie Jr. huh"
A:"Ollie Jr. Jr."
F:"why?"
A:"it's so small"
Dr. K:"Johnson!"
A:"sorry"
Dr. K:"Weasley, Bell, Weasley number two, Spinnet, stop laughing!"
G:"Weasley number two?! now that will create me a personality issue"
F:"you're the second George"
O:"you already have a personality issue, with all your pranks!"
G:"oh Ollie is sensitive!"
O:"why is it always me?!"
Dr. K:"Wood, stop crying"
O:"I'm -hiccup- not crying -sob-"
A:"don't worry Oliver, they once filled my robe with gummy bears, you're not only one"
F:"oh Angelina you loved it! you even licked it!"
K:"gross"
Al:"how can you tell Fred?"
F:"what?"
Al:"that she licked it"
Smirk, smirk
Dr. K:"kids will you listen to me?"
K:"sure, when Ollie stops checking me out"
O:"what?! I wasn't checking you out Bell!"
Dr. K:"Mr. Wood"
O:"sorry, Katie!"
K:"you so were!"
A:"yeah, I saw your perverted eyes!"
F/G (singing ):"Ollie and Katie sitting in a tree!"
O:"Fred, George you can't sing!"
F/G:"you're jealous of our natural talent"
O:"whatever! I have a girlfriend"
Al:"who? Madeline, the 78 year old woman who sells the quidditch kits?"
O:"haha, actually it's Ashley James"
K:"the ****?"
Dr. K:"Bell, please language!"
F:"someone is jealous"
K:"you wish, I'm fine with Ceddy"
G:"who?"
A:"Cedric Diggory"
O:"Diggory?!"
Dr. K:"Wood please have some composure, it's ok, you can go back to your natural skin color...ughh they don't pay me enough for this"
O:"you're going out with Diggory?"
G:"Ceddy, Ollie, don't forget it, Ceddy"
O:"shut up!"
F:"Ollie is mad because Katie is dating the golden boy!"
K:"don't call him that"
O:"oh yeah you're defending your boyfriend, what is it Bell? I mean Katie, can't he defend himself?"
K:"oh he can defend himself very well, especially since he's better than you!"
O:"he's not!"
K:"Hufflepuff always wins thanks to him!"
O:"they cheat!"
K:"they're Hufflepuff's they can't cheat!"
O:"oh they're not perfect! I cannot believe you Bell, you're actually defending the Hufflepuffs!"
K:"at least I'm not dating a ****!"
O:"she's not a ****!"
Al:"Oliver, that girl would do anything that moves!"
F:"I hope you're not expecting to get her 'gift'!"
G:"but don't worry she already gave it to half Hogwarts why wouldn't she give it to Oliver?"
K:"she hasn't given it to any Hufflepuff I'm sure"
F:"oh come on Katie! they have needs too!"
A:"Fred don't talk like that!"
Dr. K:"Weasley, there are girls in here!"
F:"well they should know, for their safety, that even though the Hufflepuffs look like perfect, beautiful, respectful, golden boys, in the inside they're animals like us!"
K:"you're the animal, Ceddy would never-"
G:"hey I once saw Cedric with Ashley"
K:"James?!"
O:"Diggory?!"
K:"I'm going to kill that ****!"
O:"I'm going to kill Cedric!"
Dr. K:"I'm going to kill you all if you don't shut up!"
O:Wide eyed
K:Wide eyed
A:Wide eyed
Al:Wide eyed
F:Wide eyed
G:Wide eyed
A:"hey you just had to ask"
Al:"I told you the psychiatrist wasn't going to work"
O:"you did not"
K:"oh yes we did Oliver, we told you, but you never listen to us!"
Dr. K"Bell! All of you stay quiet as I examine Oliver!"
K/A/Al/F/G:"fine"
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more on the next postt =)
O : Oliver
K : Katie
A : Angelina
Al : Alicia
F : Fred
G : George
Dr. K : doctor Keish
Also, I didn't add so much description, because when I wrote it I wanted it to be like the reader (you) is eavesdropping on them, hope you like it =)
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Dr. K: "ok,Wood you sit there,Bell, you go there, Johnson there, Spinnet you go there,Weasley...oh Frederick here and George Weasley here "
O: "ok"
K: "works for me"
Al: "at least I'm not next to Oliver"
O: "hey!"
Al: "I hate you"
O: "I hate you more"
K: "Oliver, Alicia stop fighting!"
O: "shut up"
K: "don't you shut me up!"
O:"shut up"
K:"no you shut up"
Dr. K: "ok, Oliver, Katie stop fighting!"
O / K :"fine!"
Dr. K: "we'll start with...oh wait, where is Mr. Potter?"
F: "sick"
O: "out"
A: "making out with Ginny probably"
F/G: "what?!"
A: "oh come on like you didn't know!"
F:"I'm going to kill him"
K:"don't worry Voldemort is already planning that for you"
A:"oh! don't say it so loud"
O: "shut up Johnson!"
K:"right, maybe he's out there saving the world again"
G: "I know, it's like he lives of that"
O:"he is the one with the problem, he should be here instead of us"
K:"I think you have a problem"
O:"only you could be my problem"
K:"so because I'm a chaser I'm your property?!"
O:"oh honey I would never want you as my property"
Al:"prick!"
Dr. K:"Alicia!"
Al: "Dr. Keish he deserved it!"
F:"no, you don't want her as your property, you want her as your lover"
O:"what?!"
K:"what?!"
O:"ok, Weasley come here right now and repeat that to my face!"
Al.:"oh so you think because you're the captain you're the toughest!"
O:"I'm tougher than you Spinnet! you always bail on practice!"
Al:"that's because you're a nazi!"
Dr. K:"nobody moves from their seats! now all of you shut up!"
A:" hey...you could try being nicer"
G:"you could create us some emotional trouble"
A:"stop it Weasley!"
F:"what?"
A:"stop trying to touch my leg!"
F:"you're not even that hot!"
A:"you think I'm hot?"
Dr. K:"children already shut up!"
Silence and some moans
Dr. K:"we'll start with Mr. Wood then"
O:"ok"
Dr. K:"so, how long have you been suffering of these-"
Al:"need to get laid?"
Dr. K:"Spinnet! I was gonna say insomnia?
O:"for about three weeks now"
Dr. K:"I see, so can you tell me what sort of problems you've faced on your life lately?"
O:"well-"
K: "an increasing need for a snog maybe"
G:"haha good one!"
Dr. K:"Weasley, Bell please"
K/G:"fine"
Dr. K:"where were we Mr. Wood?"
O:"well, I've been under a lot of pressure, this year is my last chance of-"
K/A/Al/F/G:"winning the quidditch cup!"
O:"well yeah, but if you don't cooperate with me-"
A:"and your dawn practices?"
Al::"and your whining?"
K:"and your special quidditch diet?"
Dr. K:"a diet? you girls seem pretty fit to me"
K:"tell that to Mr.You-Have-To-Eat-Healthy-So-I'll-Win-The-Cup"
Dr. K:"haven't you girls thought that maybe he's giving you a special diet for your own good?"
O:"maybe I am girls, huh huh!"
Dr. K:"Mr. Wood"
O:"sorry"
K:"no, he's just trying to keep us fit and healthy so we don't pass out in any of his , I repeat, DAWN practices and we don't have to take some time off"
O:"Bell!"
K:"well, Ollie, it's time you realize practice at four in the morning isn't right!"
A:"or legal!"
O:"Bell, Johnson!"
Dr. K."I call you by your last names here , Mr. Wood"
O: "what? but I'm the captain"
Giggles
Dr. K:"Mr. Wood"
O:"fine"
A:"anyway, he's trying to keep us because he knows nobody is going to enter the team"
F:"all Hogwarts fears him"
G:"they fear him more than Voldemort"
A:"ok, someone really has to listen to me and stop saying it so loud"
F:"stop being so superstitious Angie"
K/Al/G:"Angie?"
Giggles
A:"I'm just cautious"
F:"coward"
A:"I'm the coward after you left us in that match against Slytherin?"
F:"I was sick"
K:"I can sense a lot of fear in you, Weasley"
F:"what?"
K: "the force, my young padawan"
Al.:"stop it, we know Fred had diarrhea that day"
O:"you had diarrhea?!"
F:"at least I don't have hemorrhoids"
G:"hemorrhoids"
A:"now that's the seed of all our problems"
F/G:"Ollie, feels weird down there!"
Giggles, giggles and more giggles
O:"shut up! I don't have hemorrhoids!"
G:"must be because of the broom!"
O:"you don't even know what hemorrhoids are do you?"
G:"not really, it just sounds so funny!"
K:"you're so dumb"
G:"oh somebody is having her PMS"
K:"shut up George!"
G:"or is it just your deep love for our captain?"
K:"shut up!"
O:"what? who loves me?"
Al:"just your mother Oliver"
O:"oh yeah? well maybe if you talked to my fans-"
A:"what fans? oh you mean the group of first years that follow you to the bathroom!"
K:"they followed you to the bathroom?"
F:"so they met Ollie Jr. huh"
A:"Ollie Jr. Jr."
F:"why?"
A:"it's so small"
Dr. K:"Johnson!"
A:"sorry"
Dr. K:"Weasley, Bell, Weasley number two, Spinnet, stop laughing!"
G:"Weasley number two?! now that will create me a personality issue"
F:"you're the second George"
O:"you already have a personality issue, with all your pranks!"
G:"oh Ollie is sensitive!"
O:"why is it always me?!"
Dr. K:"Wood, stop crying"
O:"I'm -hiccup- not crying -sob-"
A:"don't worry Oliver, they once filled my robe with gummy bears, you're not only one"
F:"oh Angelina you loved it! you even licked it!"
K:"gross"
Al:"how can you tell Fred?"
F:"what?"
Al:"that she licked it"
Smirk, smirk
Dr. K:"kids will you listen to me?"
K:"sure, when Ollie stops checking me out"
O:"what?! I wasn't checking you out Bell!"
Dr. K:"Mr. Wood"
O:"sorry, Katie!"
K:"you so were!"
A:"yeah, I saw your perverted eyes!"
F/G (singing ):"Ollie and Katie sitting in a tree!"
O:"Fred, George you can't sing!"
F/G:"you're jealous of our natural talent"
O:"whatever! I have a girlfriend"
Al:"who? Madeline, the 78 year old woman who sells the quidditch kits?"
O:"haha, actually it's Ashley James"
K:"the ****?"
Dr. K:"Bell, please language!"
F:"someone is jealous"
K:"you wish, I'm fine with Ceddy"
G:"who?"
A:"Cedric Diggory"
O:"Diggory?!"
Dr. K:"Wood please have some composure, it's ok, you can go back to your natural skin color...ughh they don't pay me enough for this"
O:"you're going out with Diggory?"
G:"Ceddy, Ollie, don't forget it, Ceddy"
O:"shut up!"
F:"Ollie is mad because Katie is dating the golden boy!"
K:"don't call him that"
O:"oh yeah you're defending your boyfriend, what is it Bell? I mean Katie, can't he defend himself?"
K:"oh he can defend himself very well, especially since he's better than you!"
O:"he's not!"
K:"Hufflepuff always wins thanks to him!"
O:"they cheat!"
K:"they're Hufflepuff's they can't cheat!"
O:"oh they're not perfect! I cannot believe you Bell, you're actually defending the Hufflepuffs!"
K:"at least I'm not dating a ****!"
O:"she's not a ****!"
Al:"Oliver, that girl would do anything that moves!"
F:"I hope you're not expecting to get her 'gift'!"
G:"but don't worry she already gave it to half Hogwarts why wouldn't she give it to Oliver?"
K:"she hasn't given it to any Hufflepuff I'm sure"
F:"oh come on Katie! they have needs too!"
A:"Fred don't talk like that!"
Dr. K:"Weasley, there are girls in here!"
F:"well they should know, for their safety, that even though the Hufflepuffs look like perfect, beautiful, respectful, golden boys, in the inside they're animals like us!"
K:"you're the animal, Ceddy would never-"
G:"hey I once saw Cedric with Ashley"
K:"James?!"
O:"Diggory?!"
K:"I'm going to kill that ****!"
O:"I'm going to kill Cedric!"
Dr. K:"I'm going to kill you all if you don't shut up!"
O:Wide eyed
K:Wide eyed
A:Wide eyed
Al:Wide eyed
F:Wide eyed
G:Wide eyed
A:"hey you just had to ask"
Al:"I told you the psychiatrist wasn't going to work"
O:"you did not"
K:"oh yes we did Oliver, we told you, but you never listen to us!"
Dr. K"Bell! All of you stay quiet as I examine Oliver!"
K/A/Al/F/G:"fine"
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more on the next postt =)