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A normal person is standing in a field. Jesse Custer orders him to walk to the left while Mr. Miracle simultaneously orders him to walk to the right.

What happens?

I'd say Jesse, seeing its directly from you know who...

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He punches the Sentry straight in the face.

Originally posted by llagrok
He punches the Sentry straight in the face.

How about Thor instead.

One of three things will happen.

1. The person will simply freeze due to conflicting statements.

2. He will go insane, unable to do either, yet FORCED to do both

3. He'll explode .


Now Number 3 is pretty unlikely, but I just like gorey explosions

Seriously however, this all matters on whether or not you perceive the ALE as higher then Vetrigo's God.

His body splits in half and hops.