Duke Nukem vs. Albert Wesker

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123KID
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Furion
which version of Wesker is this?

123KID
CVX superhuman

but Duke gets steroids to help enhance himself to match Al

Furion
Does Wesker have any guns?

123KID
no
he's already stronger and more durable
giving him a weapon be unfair

Furion
Well Wesker is WAY faster, maybe more stronger, can jump over buildings, is a master of martial arts, and is extremely smart. I say Wesker 6/10

123KID
since when does Wesker jump over buildings ?

Kazenji
Yea what is wesker now a bloody kryptonian.

Furion
sorry meant to say small buildings: In Code Veronica after he leaves Claire, he jumps over the wall. In Resident evil Umbrella Chronicles, he jumps up a large tunnel in a boss fight.

123KID
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Duke will kick off Al's head.

ThoraxeRMG
NO, Duke dies a painful death.
Albert Wesker wins

Blax_Hydralisk
Duke can't die. He's immortal.

ThoraxeRMG
That was a poor joke.
That poor excuse of a character loses.

Burning thought
Originally posted by ThoraxeRMG
That was a poor joke.
That poor excuse of a character loses.

Mewtwo isnt in this fight....

123KID
Duke and Mewtwo both rule

Burning thought
they dont rule anything do they? i suppose M2 rules Dark pokemon and Duke is women big grin stick out tongue

Blax_Hydralisk
Duke has sex with striipers then kills them. So he wins.

grey fox
They realise their related to each other, Duke then gives his long lost brother tips on how to pick up that Lolita chick he has a thing for.

ThoraxeRMG
Originally posted by Burning thought
Mewtwo isnt in this fight....

What the **** you babbling about?

Furion
Wesker can jump higher
Wesker can send people flying with a single punch
Wesker is WAY smarter then Duke
Wesker has Regenerative powers
Wesker wins

mr.smiley
If Duke has a massive aresenal of weapons he can win this after a decent fight.If he's carrying light though,I say Wesker outsmarts and outpowers him and takes it.
I say it depends on what weapons Duke has coming into this battle.

Blax_Hydralisk
Originally posted by Furion
Wesker can jump higher
Wesker can send people flying with a single punch
Wesker is WAY smarter then Duke
Wesker has Regenerative powers
Wesker wins

Duke can rip open monsters heads and shit down there neck.
Duke can have sex with strippers, then kill them.
Duke made Lara Croft his *****.
Duke beat the Master Chief, something thousands of Covenent, monsters from Doom, and Kain were unable to do.
Duke beat Kain in one punch.
Duke wins in a massive curbstomp.

Furion
Wesker doesn't have to defeat monsters, he just sends them over to kill his enemies.
Wesker shoots 18 year old girls in the chest and doesn't care. Wesker would just shoot hookers and use their bodies for his T-Virus experiments.
Wesker made Ada Wong his servant.
w00t
w00t
Wesker wipes Dukes ass all over the carpet.

Blax_Hydralisk
Ha! You only listed three reasons! I win!

Wandering Flame
Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
- Duke beat the Master Chief.

- Duke beat Kain in one punch.- No.

- No.

Furion
Those last two don't make sense.
You Lie
I win.

Blax_Hydralisk
But he's not in this fight.

So I Still win. + I'm bigger then you. I could beat you up in a fight.

Furion
I take Kung Fu and am skilled in many weapons.
Kung Fu >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Every other martial Art.
Bring It.
You don't win, those last two are lies, so you have to name two more to win.

Wandering Flame
Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
But he's not in this fight.

So I Still win. + I'm bigger then you. I could beat you up in a fight. lol

Furion

Blax_Hydralisk
Originally posted by Furion
I take Kung Fu and am skilled in many weapons.
Kung Fu >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Every other martial Art.
Bring It.
You don't win, those last two are lies, so you have to name two more to win.

I'm big and black. big black >> martial arts.

And everyone and there mother knows Kung-Fu. Get there asses beat anyway.

Duke has better reflexes and also knows martal arts. ha.

Furion
explain how Morpheus got beaten by Neo, Smith, and Smith again?
No
No he doesn't. Wesker gots Super Powers

Blax_Hydralisk
Morpheus isn't black. He was kicked out of the order for disgracing us all by being Cowboy Curtis in Peewee's Playhouse. Once your kicked out you lose your black powers.

Duke has super powers as well, and knows martial arts.

Furion
Sam got kicked by Anakin and guess what?
Peewee's playhouse is an undercover Playboy's mansion.
Wesker gots better super powers.

Blax_Hydralisk
Sammy J only lost because he didn't want to be in the movie anymore. It was above him. He chose to lose. Besides Anakin wasn't using martial arts was he?

That may be so, but he disgraced us.
gots isn't a word. And Duke has better powers.

Furion
No black man would want to be disgraced by losing to a whiney pussy like pre Vader Anakin.

Wrong again. Wesker can Jump onto building, and can see clearly through sunglasses at nighttime.

Blax_Hydralisk
How would you know? Are you black?
I am right as always. His glasses aren't real glasses, they're just died plastic. I've jumped onto a building before.

Furion
No, but I watch the movies. Nobody would lose purposely to Anakin. No one.
Prove their not real.

Blax_Hydralisk
I am black and I could tell you that that is not the case.

Absence of proof is not proof of absence.

Furion
So you're saying you would want to lose to a wannabe whiney boy who is one of the most annoying people ever?
So you can't prove their plastic.

Blax_Hydralisk
He's also one of the strongest, if I had to choose between getting cheap shotted by the chosen one, or continuing to star in a crappy movie, I'd go for the loss, as would my black brethren.

Course there plastic. What do you think they are, metal?

Furion
yes.
Wesker would eat Duke. Only reason people like him is cause he blows up hookers and has muscles the size of Arnie.

Blax_Hydralisk
If by Wesker would eat Duke, you mean "Duke would rip Weskers head off, then sh8t down his neck." you'd be correct.

People only like Wesker because he wears shades at nighttime like a retard.

Furion
Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
If by Wesker would eat Duke, you mean "Duke would rip Weskers head off, then sh8t down his neck." you'd be correct.

People only like Wesker because he wears shades at nighttime like a retard.

Why would you think that?
Doesn't Duke wear Shades at Night like a retard.

Blax_Hydralisk
Nah.

His shades aren't really shades. They're glasses that tint in light. I have a pair like that.

Bloinky
Originally posted by Furion
Wesker doesn't have to defeat monsters, he just sends them over to kill his enemies.
Wesker shoots 18 year old girls in the chest and doesn't care. Wesker would just shoot hookers and use their bodies for his T-Virus experiments.
Wesker made Ada Wong his servant.
w00t
w00t
Wesker wipes Dukes ass all over the carpet.


Even though, I would say Duke is far better, but those comebacks just owned him!

Furion
Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Nah.

His shades aren't really shades. They're glasses that tint in light. I have a pair like that.
No, They're sunglasses. And he wears them at night.

Blax_Hydralisk
Prove it.

Furion
They're sunglasses, how else likely are they going to be something else. If he wore anything else besides those, he wouldn't be that cool. Sunglasses equals Cool. The only times Sunglasses hasn't worked for is guess who.

Blax_Hydralisk
Not good enough.

Furion
prove they aren't sunglasses.

Blax_Hydralisk
Can't prove a negative. Besides, I asked you first.

Csdabest
he wears sunglasses to hide the redglow in his eyes from infecting himself with the virus

Blax_Hydralisk
Sure he does.

Csdabest
Im just joking. Wesker is a pot head. he doesnt want umbrella to know he burns the magical bush. Dont beleive me? Then how come in RE there is always some herb laying around. And some in different colors. Got you regular green. your Red hair and your purple haze. You cant tell me Wesker aint smoking none.

Furion
herb = healing power
Hemp = not healing power.
Herb's heal EVERYTHING

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