janus77
The Surfer's just had the shittiest month in his whole damned life. First he found he had a scalp infection as a result of his silver glaze forcing his budding hair follicles back into his scalp, which required Galactus to carefully sit him down and individually - one by one - pluck each and every hair out of his scalp (and then the rest of his body just to be safe). this resulted in weeks of ceaseless mocking from all the other heralds, even the pussy ones (hell, especially the pussy ones!).
Thanos even took a picture of Galactus plucking Surfer, from Death's realm and then posted it on My Space (Thanos recently acknowledged Dr. Doom as a "friend", so now he has a grand total of ... 1 friends
on there), for the world to see.
shortly after recovering from that, he found out Zen-La was never really real, that it was all a big Reality TV stunt created by Tony Stark's Entertainment division (a subsidiary of his weapons company). that he was actually just the son of a Himalayan goat herder, sold to TSE (the Stark company) in exchange for a kilo of industrial strength fertilizer.
though Galactus was real enough, there was never any threat to "Zen-La" (lot #203 Burbank California, as the world knows it) nor was "Shala Bal" in love with him (in reality a Mrs. Ruth McMuffin, 31 Rosewood Grdns, Toxteth Liverpool, England) and his "sacrifice" was the top wager in William Hill's betting history... with more than 73 million people putting money on him becoming Galactus' "Herald".
furthermore, Galactus it transpires is queer and may have taken Norin on to sate other types of "hunger"... the mind-wiping has fortunately prevented him from knowing any more details...
as he was heading to Earth to destroy Tony Stark and the billions of humans who had watched his life as some form of amusement, he found out that Reed Richards calls him The Shiny Eunuch and that much of Earth's Superhero gossip about him centers around his perceived lack of equipment...
all this has made him furious to previously unimagined levels. he is intent on throwing down with Earth, on kicking arse and taking names (and numbers of the hotter females - 'cos he's a real man yeah!) ...
what can Earth* do against such a brutally determined Silver Surfer?
*Earth here is basically everybody who was on WWH Earth (including The Hulk), plus Thor.
Thanos even took a picture of Galactus plucking Surfer, from Death's realm and then posted it on My Space (Thanos recently acknowledged Dr. Doom as a "friend", so now he has a grand total of ... 1 friends
on there), for the world to see.shortly after recovering from that, he found out Zen-La was never really real, that it was all a big Reality TV stunt created by Tony Stark's Entertainment division (a subsidiary of his weapons company). that he was actually just the son of a Himalayan goat herder, sold to TSE (the Stark company) in exchange for a kilo of industrial strength fertilizer.
though Galactus was real enough, there was never any threat to "Zen-La" (lot #203 Burbank California, as the world knows it) nor was "Shala Bal" in love with him (in reality a Mrs. Ruth McMuffin, 31 Rosewood Grdns, Toxteth Liverpool, England) and his "sacrifice" was the top wager in William Hill's betting history... with more than 73 million people putting money on him becoming Galactus' "Herald".
furthermore, Galactus it transpires is queer and may have taken Norin on to sate other types of "hunger"... the mind-wiping has fortunately prevented him from knowing any more details...
as he was heading to Earth to destroy Tony Stark and the billions of humans who had watched his life as some form of amusement, he found out that Reed Richards calls him The Shiny Eunuch and that much of Earth's Superhero gossip about him centers around his perceived lack of equipment...
all this has made him furious to previously unimagined levels. he is intent on throwing down with Earth, on kicking arse and taking names (and numbers of the hotter females - 'cos he's a real man yeah!) ...
what can Earth* do against such a brutally determined Silver Surfer?
*Earth here is basically everybody who was on WWH Earth (including The Hulk), plus Thor.
