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Cause I choose to
but to be fair:
Duke has super speed
Duke has no soul
Duke Has a zweihander
Time Powers are turned off
No shield
So he totally won't get spanked and will lose honorably

What? That's all stuff Duke already possesses.

Anyway Duke wins, like always,

WTF. Kain Omniversestomps him.

Neg.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
What? That's all stuff Duke already possesses.

Anyway Duke wins, like always,

Do you even know what a zweihander is?

Do you know the Muffin man?

Originally posted by Furion
Do you even know what a zweihander is?

Yes, and Kain has dealt with much worse.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Do you know the Muffin man? Heh.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Do you know the Muffin man?
Yeah, I murdered him, Stuffed his body in a dumpster outside a apartment and stole his credit card.

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Originally posted by Furion
Yeah, I murdered him, Stuffed his body in a dumpster outside a apartment and stole his credit card.

What the FVCK is wrong with you?

Hehe.

nah, I just spammed his Youtube Profile.

Kain

Kain ubers Duke and crushes his sunglasses.

its not really fair, Duke is using a mortal weapon, Kain still has TK, his reaver and tonnes of other powers

i think you should take Duke super speed away, make this same Duke fight Blood omen 2 kain, then we may have a good match

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
What the FVCK is wrong with you?

You only say that to me!!!!!

Nah, I'm sure Duke can take him since he wins for no Reason. Because Duke would just grab Kain who would just stand there and Duke would Sh*t in his mouth.

Originally posted by Burning thought
its not really fair, Duke is using a mortal weapon, Kain still has TK, his reaver and tonnes of other powers

i think you should take Duke super speed away, make this same Duke fight Blood omen 2 kain, then we may have a good match

Nah. Duke wins this with ease. There's nothing Kain can do to him.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Nah. Duke wins this with ease. There's nothing Kain can do to him.
Pleasee state how Duke wins this and how he can bypass his TK and Mist Form?

He by passes TK by keeping out of it's range and uses a flame thrower against heat.

and Kain just stands there the whole time? No.

Never said he stands their the whole time. Duke uses vitamin X to out maneveur him.

he keeps out of TK range? okie so he hides behind something or is standing a great distance away so kain cannot see him, hed have to be hella long way away, too long to use any weapons and in this match he has a sword

That's nice BT, Duke takes 8/10.

Duke has an 8/10 chance of losing? k I agree with you.

Originally posted by Classic NES
That's nice BT, Kain takes 10/10.

Originally posted by Furion
Duke has an 8/10 chance of losing? k I agree with you.

Nah, he destroys since Kain has no defense against his weapons. How is Kain gonna dodge laser fire or heat seeking missles? The only long range attacks Kain has are immolate which can be avoided by taking cover and TK. I've never seen Kain use TK on a target that's lucid like Duke after he swallows Vitamin X.

Duke is faster thanks to vitamin X

Has more fire power

and can fly with a jet pack.

He doesn't even need to be close to kain, to kill him.

Originally posted by Classic NES
Nah, he destroys since Kain has no defens against his weapons. How is Kain gonna dodge laser fire or heat seeking missles? The only long range attacks Kain has are immolate which can be avoided by taking cover and TK. I've never seen Kain use TK on a target that's lucid like Duke after he swallows Vitamin X.

huh.....

he doesnt have to dodge but Duke only has a sword in this match...

only long range? you missed energy bolt and lighting which can blow people to pieces and TK cannot truly be avoided, unless you take cover..so....

That's nice BT, still Duke kills kain.

How

Originally posted by Classic NES
Nah, he destroys since Kain has no defense against his weapons. How is Kain gonna dodge laser fire or heat seeking missles? The only long range attacks Kain has are immolate which can be avoided by taking cover and TK. I've never seen Kain use TK on a target that's lucid like Duke after he swallows Vitamin X.

Duke is faster thanks to vitamin X

Has more fire power

and can fly with a jet pack.

He doesn't even need to be close to kain, to kill him.

Duke only has a sword so HA!

I know, but since this thread is a joke thread I'll just break the rules and give duke all his weapons.

yeah well I created this thread so any guns or stuff like that I didn't give Duke that you try to give him will be void.
Since when is this a joke thread. he has a 20% chance of winning.

Originally posted by Furion
yeah well I created this thread so any guns or stuff like that I didn't give Duke that you try to give him will be void.
Since when is this a joke thread. he has a 0.0000002% chance of winning.
fixed
Originally posted by Furion
nah, I just spammed his Youtube Profile.
did you take that off what i think you did?? if so - good on you

Being that would own Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7n6IWkfE88
It defeated an incarnation of Shoop-da-Whoop

i was acutally thinking of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhJF1lyeaaU

Nah THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUffTKGY90s

Originally posted by Furion
Yeah, I murdered him, Stuffed his body in a dumpster outside a apartment and stole his credit card. And then I stuck a pickaxe in your forehead, sucked the brain matter out, and severed your head to use as my nifty to showerhead.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
And then I stuck a pickaxe in your forehead, sucked the brain matter out, and severed your head to use as my nifty to showerhead.
Nah, that was my clone I sent to kill the muffin man that was only 5% of my true power.