Sith have no fear. And I sense much fear in you - Dooku to Ventress.

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Light_Sith
I was under the impression that a Sith was encouraged to draw upon his own fears.

Thoughts?

Blax_Hydralisk
Welcome to Star Wars. Contradictions galore.

Light_Sith
Yes, I suppose I should know better.

Never the less, Star Wars fans thrive on these contradictions.

It makes us strong, and allows us to burn time.

The brain damage is worth it.

Tangible God
Well Dooku wasn't exactly the pinnacle of Sithly goodness now was he? Like he knew what he was talking about.

Light_Sith
Originally posted by Tangible God
Well Dooku wasn't exactly the pinnacle of Sithly goodness now was he? Like he knew what he was talking about.

Well, I got hell here when I said that I considered Dooku more of a pseudo Sith.

I was told of his Greatness.

Anyhow, he ought to know the basics at any rate.

Rampant ox
What is this sh*t? I doubt that one achieves the title of 'Dark Lord of the Sith' without having an extensive knowledge of Sith teachings. Dooku not only wields that title, but wields it alongside the greatest Sith of all time. Of course he knows what he is talking about.

And he certainly isn't a psuedo Sith. He plunged the Galaxy into an inter-galactic war, killing trillions, all for personal gain. If that doesn't represent his greed and dedication to the Sith Order then I don't know what does.

Light_Sith
Originally posted by Rampant ox
What is this sh*t? I doubt that one achieves the title of 'Dark Lord of the Sith' without having an extensive knowledge of Sith teachings. Dooku not only wields that title, but wields it alongside the greatest Sith of all time. Of course he knows what he is talking about.

And he certainly isn't a psuedo Sith. He plunged the Galaxy into an inter-galactic war, killing trillions, all for personal gain. If that doesn't represent his greed and dedication to the Sith Order then I don't know what does.

Yes, yes.

I am not bothered about Dooku's Greatness or lack of it - I just thought that what he said to Ventress was odd.

Darth Exodus
Actually, I was under the impression that Dooku genuinely believed that that the galaxy would be better with him (and humanity) in charge.

Light_Sith
Originally posted by Darth Exodus
Actually, I was under the impression that Dooku genuinely believed that that the galaxy would be better with him (and humanity) in charge.

I recall his musings from Stover's ROTS novel, and this would seem to be the case.

I don't want to get side tracked - I am not one to debate for the sake of debate, but he was different from most Sith.

His pride in his integrity was his downfall.

It seems that Sidious' biggest mistake was turning Jedi.

But then, he did not have much of a choice after what happened to Maul.

Dark-Jaxx
Originally posted by Rampant ox
What is this sh*t? I doubt that one achieves the title of 'Dark Lord of the Sith' without having an extensive knowledge of Sith teachings. Dooku not only wields that title, but wields it alongside the greatest Sith of all time. Of course he knows what he is talking about.

And he certainly isn't a psuedo Sith. He plunged the Galaxy into an inter-galactic war, killing trillions, all for personal gain. If that doesn't represent his greed and dedication to the Sith Order then I don't know what does. And at the end of the day, he was still Sidious' puppet. smile

Tangible God
Originally posted by Rampant ox
What is this sh*t? I doubt that one achieves the title of 'Dark Lord of the Sith' without having an extensive knowledge of Sith teachings. *cough* Brotherhood of Darkness *cough* Fakes *cough* All of 'em Fakes *BLACH!*

0°Mandalore°0
Originally posted by Light_Sith
But then, he did not have much of a choice after what happened to Maul.

I was under the impression Sidious simply used Maul to kill Qui-Gon? I thought that was the main reason for him being his apprentice: to kill the one and only person who could actually stop Anakin from turning to the dark side. He would have eventually made Anakin (or Dooku) his apprentice, even if Maul was still alive.

IKP
LOL.

Neo_Version 7

Lt. Valerian
Well... I don't think we can reeeally know that, but I agree with him on the part that Sidious would simply replace him, eventually.

And I sincerely have no idea as to what would happen to him. Maybe Sidious decides to kill him.

Neo_Version 7
Whatta f*cker!

After all the time and effort spent by Maul, Sidz would just replace or kill him? That is mean. Seriously.

Lt. Valerian
Well, he IS pure evil, after all, so.

Neo_Version 7
That does not excuse being inconsiderate.

Lt. Valerian
LOL, well, yeah, he is one big son of a b*tch.

Neo_Version 7
Well, okay. I do not think we should stoop to his level. He is an unthoughtful person, I will leave it at that.

Lt. Valerian
He is. He is also hilarious, though. He's madness makes me laugh.

Neo_Version 7
He definitely has shades of black comedy when you consider Order 66.

That was simultaneous ownage all over the galaxy.

Lt. Valerian
Exactly, but I'm referring to the way in which he fights. Like when he fight Yoda in ROTS, his movements and everything, they're hilarious. His facial expressions, his laughs.

Neo_Version 7
Yes, I can somewhat see your point. I was in mental stitches when he fell over the chair.

Lt. Valerian
haha, have you seen Janus' sig?

Neo_Version 7
Yes. That is why I recalled it. hehe.

But no. I'm not going to be the guy who laughs at others because they can't handle Yoda. I have to keep it civil and well-mannered.

Lt. Valerian
LOL. It's still hilarious.

Light_Sith
So, does anyone know if Dooku was correct?

Saber of Death
A prime Dooku can beat almost all

Tangible God
He was wrong.

Light_Sith
Originally posted by Tangible God
He was wrong.

So,

Did he have a particular motive for misleading our beloved Ventress (because we would all gladly stick it in her backside)?

Or, did he lack knowledge?

Light_Sith
Originally posted by Saber of Death
A prime Dooku can beat almost all
An interesting opinion.

Sad that Skywalker faced him when he was lazy.

Neo_Version 7
Originally posted by Light_Sith
So,

Did he have a particular motive for misleading our beloved Ventress (because we would all gladly stick it in her backside)?

Or, did he lack knowledge?

Are you actually talking about anal or is this an innuendo?

Tangible God
Originally posted by Light_Sith
So,

Did he have a particular motive for misleading our beloved Ventress (because we would all gladly stick it in her backside)?

Or, did he lack knowledge? I once ridiculed a guy for having an unnatural obsession with Twi'leks, but at least they have beauty, Ventress is just... ugh. I mean, she's like an Albino/Anorexic/Alopecic b*tch.

And of course he'd lie. Like he'd trust another Dark Sider with such knowledge that unlocking fear's potential makes you stronger. Dooku's not that dumb.

Neo_Version 7
If Ventress had hair, I'd hit it. I don't care what anyone says.

Light_Sith
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Are you actually talking about anal or is this an innuendo?


Oh, my.

Anal of course.

WTF did you think I meant?

Neo_Version 7
Originally posted by Light_Sith
Oh, my.

Anal of course.

WTF did you think I meant?

Well, excuse me, dawg.

It's not like I walk around with the knowledge of Dooku's sexual preferences at hand.

Light_Sith
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Well, excuse me, dawg.

It's not like I walk around with the knowledge of Dooku's sexual preferences at hand.

Erm,

Excuse me, "Dawg", but Dooku is Male.

He would be finding subtle ways of sticking it in her ass daily.

This may simply have been one of his ploys.

Neo_Version 7
Well, that's debateable.

But now that I think about it, the fact that he gave her those two red sabres means he already got a little somethin', somethin'. You know what I'm saying?

Those two sabres were probably the equivalent of a Tiffany's necklace for that b*tch.

AdamWest
Does anyone else think he peed in her butt?

Light_Sith
Originally posted by AdamWest
Does anyone else think he peed in her butt?

**** YES!

He peed in her but many, many times.

Ha! I like you noob.

I also think that Sidious Peed in Vader's but daily.

How did that happen?

Well, it is a difficult one.

Vader was his ***** though.

Blax_Hydralisk
Dude. What the ****?

Light_Sith
Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Dude. What the ****?

I cannot make out this post.

You spoke with a curse.

Talk with civil words and I shall respond.

Neo_Version 7
I'm on board with the possible Ventress and Dooku affair because that seems probable on the basis that she got gifts.

The Vader and Sids discussion is just crass.

Light_Sith
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
I'm on board with the possible Ventress and Dooku affair because that seems probable on the basis that she got gifts.

The Vader and Sids discussion is just crass.

I am not suggesting that Sidious had a sexual fling with Vader.

Simply pointing out that he could have

This is the point.

It is about power.

I can only imagine that the Count lied because he was sexing the hot girl.

Neo_Version 7
Like I said, the Count possibly had tapped Ventress already. Whether or not he used the FEAR line to get some more is questionable.

Sids and Vader. I really don't know. Power or not, I'm sure Sids could have found someone more attractive than Vader. Book a room with a dozen Stormtroopers, I don't care. Anyone other than a mutilated man with a respiratory problem.

Light_Sith
Maybe.

Anyhow, the Count Lied.

Neo_Version 7
One of his many trades, I'm sure.

Light_Sith
Hmp

When I some back, I expect better answers.

Neo_Version 7
Fine. Count Dooku lied and he lusted after Ventress.

AdamWest
I think he gave her some cockjustice

Neo_Version 7
I'm out of here.

Rampant ox
Originally posted by Light_Sith
**** YES!

He peed in her but many, many times.

Ha! I like you noob.

I also think that Sidious Peed in Vader's but daily.

How did that happen?

Well, it is a difficult one.

Vader was his ***** though.

Dude, wtf. no expression

Neo_Version 7
Originally posted by Rampant ox
Dude, wtf. no expression

+1

Tangible God
Sad to say that is still nowhere near the most random, off-topic, depraved conversation I've ever witnessed.

MadMel
sad to say this doesnt make the top 1000 most random, off-topic, depraved conversation I've ever witnessed erm

Light_Sith
Originally posted by Tangible God
Sad to say that is still nowhere near the most random, off-topic, depraved conversation I've ever witnessed.

This is not "off-topic".

We are discussing Ventress and Dooku.

If Sidious found his way in, it is still relevant.

Light_Sith
Originally posted by AdamWest
I think he gave her some cockjustice

laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

Well, she was incompetent - lost one of his ships to a second rate Actor.

I could see the Count laying down this sort of Justice.

Saber of Death
Originally posted by Light_Sith
I am not suggesting that Sidious had a sexual fling with Vader.

Simply pointing out that he could have

This is the point.

It is about power.

I can only imagine that the Count lied because he was sexing the hot girl. Sidious most certainly would have banged a young Anakin. Picture the Scene where Annie was on his knees and he said Gooooood Anakin. He said the new rule of two I'm giving to you so you can embody my power. What other reason would he have wanted to turn such a youth in his prime? Annie had to have been gay as well. He had 2 kids on the way but chose a Sith Sugar Daddy.

Light_Sith
Originally posted by Saber of Death
Sidious most certainly would have banged a young Anakin. Picture the Scene where Annie was on his knees and he said Gooooood Anakin. He said the new rule of two I'm giving to you so you can embody my power. What other reason would he have wanted to turn such a youth in his prime? Annie had to have been gay as well. He had 2 kids on the way but chose a Sith Sugar Daddy.

Good point.

Some people are prudish about this stuff, but Palpatine did have a thing for little boys - just watch ROTJ.

I suspect that his passion drove him toward Anakin - an emo guy like Luke.

Why else would he have wanted to get rid of Dooku and replace him with a bumbling incompetent?

Saber of Death
Originally posted by Light_Sith
Good point.

Some people are prudish about this stuff, but Palpatine did have a thing for little boys - just watch ROTJ.

I suspect that his passion drove him toward Anakin - an emo guy like Luke.

Why else would he have wanted to get rid of Dooku and replace him with a bumbling incompetent? Exaclty. Two guys on Viagra will only hurt the Sith Order. Young Anakin, young Luke hmmm trend?

Light_Sith
Palpatine's "passion" for the Skywalkers was the undoing of the Sith!

Bane was rolling in his tomb when he heard of Palpatine's emo fetish.

Saber of Death
Originally posted by Light_Sith
Palpatine's "passion" for the Skywalkers was the undoing of the Sith!

Bane was rolling in his tomb when he heard of Palpatine's emo fetish. Quite true. Bane would have made short work of the emos and pedos

Light_Sith
Originally posted by Saber of Death
Quite true. Bane would have made short work of the emos and pedos

Agreed.

I am trying to find an avatar of Padme giving a little shoeplay action.

Difficult to find, but it would be hot.

Saber of Death
Originally posted by Light_Sith
Agreed.

I am trying to find an avatar of Padme giving a little shoeplay action.

Difficult to find, but it would be hot. laughing I kick over some rocks for you

Tangible God
Don't know what I was thinking, calling such a wonderful convo "off-topic," it has EVERYTHING to do with Star Wars; The homosexuality, the raunch, the pedophilia.

Light_Sith
Originally posted by Tangible God
Don't know what I was thinking, calling such a wonderful convo "off-topic," it has EVERYTHING to do with Star Wars; The homosexuality, the raunch, the pedophilia.

Get me an avatar of Padme dipping in flats and I might forgive you.

Tangible God
I'd sooner kill a Chinaman than give that away.

Light_Sith
Originally posted by Tangible God
I'd sooner kill a Chinaman than give that away.

Very well then - you are not forgiven.

It is probably just stuff you got from free websites and there is also a video of Portman giving a little show on youtube.

But I will have my avatar yet.

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