What if Jar Jar was the Dark Lord of the Sith?

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Lord Knightfa11
Think about it. What if lord griegor had made Jar Jar instead of anakin, and Jar Jar had the crush on padme that lead to him falling to the darkside? What would his suit look like? how would he fight?

"Lord Jader, can you hear me?"
"Yassir mesa masta! mesa hear all da tingies in da world!"
"Whatsa happenda to padme? mesa numer uno girl?"
"I think, in your anger, you killed her."
"Whatsa yousa sayin'?? NOOOO!!" eek!

Schecter
*handface*

Kapton JAC
I could see it know:


"Luke, Mesa your father."
"What? No, It can't be true...
"Searchsa your feelingsa you know it to be ture."
"NO, NO!"
"Join mesa and together wesa will rule the galaxy as papasa and sonsa."
or:

"Mesa killed them, mesa killed them all, and not justsa the men but thesa women and thesa children too. They weresa like animals and mesa slaughtered them like animals. MESA HATES THEM!!"

Lt. Valerian
Oh, shit...

Lord Knightfa11
haha this is the official place to talk about how jar jar could have made star wars worse by being in different rolls.

or how about the emperor?

Now yousa die, jedi!
Only now at da end da yousa understanden!

Yousa fulfilling yousa destiny!

steverules
Lets make Jar Jar a sith lord!!! durpot

coolmovies
He would not sound powerfull like vader if he was a sith. Darth Vader gives you the chills when he talks he will make you laugh

queeq
Originally posted by Kapton JAC
I could see it know:


"Luke, Mesa your father."
"What? No, It can't be true...
"Searchsa your feelingsa you know it to be ture."
"NO, NO!"
"Join mesa and together wesa will rule the galaxy as papasa and sonsa."
or:

"Mesa killed them, mesa killed them all, and not justsa the men but thesa women and thesa children too. They weresa like animals and mesa slaughtered them like animals. MESA HATES THEM!!"

Mesa clumsy.

General G
Originally posted by coolmovies
He would not sound powerfull like vader if he was a sith. Darth Vader gives you the chills when he talks he will make you laugh

I cry when I see Jar-Jar...

GahLakTus
Pshhh kaaa...Now mesa isa tha masta!!....Pshhh kaaa...

queeq
Jar Jar does give the chills... he's the most freaking scary thing I ever saw.

Tangible God
The scariest thing I ever saw was someone calling Batman a superhero when he doesn't even have superpowers.

queeq
So?

Lord Knightfa11
hes got super stuff.

JAR JAR BATMAN!!

Mesa da fear! Mesa da night!

queeq
That I like. I bet Wicket could play The Joker.

Kapton JAC
If JAR JAR was dark lord of the sith, he'd try to force-choke someone, but screw up and force-choke himself.

"Yousa have failed mesa for the last time Admiral... *Sputtering*"

Or he would try to throw the emperor down the reactor shaft, but trip and fall in himself... somehow dragging luke with him.

BruceSkywalker
Jar Jar a sith ord.. LOLZ hell no laughing laughing

Lord Knightfa11
i can see what the clone wars is going to be about from this thread...

jar-jar is going to star in the clone wars

queeq
Good call.

Lord Knightfa11
well it is a 3d cartoon aimed towards the younger generation. Who else to provide the much needed stupidity we find in most modern cartoons?

queeq
He'll do excellently.

sweersa
Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
well it is a 3d cartoon aimed towards the younger generation. Who else to provide the much needed stupidity we find in most modern cartoons?

It is because you are getting older. Cartoons are likely the same. No way to tell for sure, ask some kids!

queeq
I still like Looney Toons.

Lord Knightfa11
hear hear. Looney toons is still entertaining along with roger rabbit and back in action. Who says stuff has to be stupid and badly drawn to make kids laugh?

queeq
Amen to that.

Kapton JAC
Originally posted by sweersa
It is because you are getting older. Cartoons are likely the same. No way to tell for sure, ask some kids!

I would still watch many of the cartoons that I watched when I was younger... if I could find 'em.

Just face it Cartoons are getting stupider, Video Games are getting easier and movies are getting more poorly written. The entertainment industry just sucks now. sad

Lord Knightfa11
The reason is:

PEOPLE ARE GETTING STUPIDER!!

I liked potc 1 for an example of a well writen movie.


Was assasin's creed overly easy?

queeq
I think the audience is not getting dumber... but the makers seem to think they do. I work in TV, producers there think the entire audience has an IQ of 50... I can't believe the low esteem such people have for their audience.

Lord Knightfa11
you work in tv? cool!

I would actually try and improve my audience's IQ if i was a producer.

queeq
They just wanna make money and feel they know it all.

Lord Knightfa11
like George lucas

queeq
He had vision once though.

Jack Daniels
Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
The reason is:

PEOPLE ARE GETTING STUPIDER!!


Ever seen the movie idiocracy?..lol...hahaha

Lord Knightfa11
not yet.

Jack Daniels
its hillarious worth watching at least once or twice with friends...you wont forget it no matter how much you drink...lol

queeq
Ah, so that's the trick.

Lord Knightfa11
drinking?

Jack Daniels
something along those lines...lol...

Lord Knightfa11
Isn't that always the trick?

queeq
Nope.

Jack Daniels
Originally posted by queeq
Nope.

This guy runs the most hip star wars bar in existence and he says drinking isnt the key... dontgetit

Lord Knightfa11
lol

queeq
Originally posted by Jack Daniels
This guy runs the most hip star wars bar in existence and he says drinking isnt the key... dontgetit

It's the swallowing actually.

Jack Daniels
eww...lol

queeq
wink

Sesse
What if Obi Wan had been born without arms?

I really should have made another topic for this.
I am truly sorry for the offtopic. erm

Lord Knightfa11
make it smile that would be funny as heck.

queeq
What if Luke was born without a head?

Jack Daniels
he would then be a natural born eunuch?...lol

queeq
What if there was no SW, would we still be discussing it here?

I can make thousands of "What if.." threads by now.

Lord Knightfa11
we would have a life?

queeq
Good one.

Lord Knightfa11
thankyou.

pgdarth95
you know the girl with the sig that shows darthvader with jar jar binks head on it and it says "you can never defeat my ass...." on it that was funny

Lord Knightfa11
lol, yes.

queeq
Quite.

Sesse
Originally posted by queeq
Quite.

I am glad you locked those BS threads.
Now we can discuss things that really matter without interruption.

queeq
They matter? Hmm.. odd.

Lord Knightfa11
I am sure that this is not one of those BS threads....

queeq
It isn't? Oh good...

Lord Knightfa11
teehee. two sarcastic posts in a row.

queeq
Where?

Lord Knightfa11
IT IS!!!!

queeq
Doesn't sound like sarcasm to me. wink

Lord Knightfa11
lmao

General G
This place still amuses me.

queeq
Of course. I'm here.

Jack Daniels
The queeqster always amuses us...lol... hes more interesting than a wet pussy cat....lol

queeq
You got it.

pgdarth95
starwars is my favorait smile

Sesse
I prefer the dancing banana...

Neo Darkhalen
lol Jar Jar...he would end up destroying the dark side without trying and leading to a victory for the rebels.

queeq
He'd prolly even beat the Ewoks.

Lord Knightfa11
and then we'd travel back in time and kill george lucas with a shovel.

Sesse
Throttling him with a chain would be more appropriate.

queeq
Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
and then we'd travel back in time and kill george lucas with a shovel.

That would then lead to Back to the Future situations... sounds like a movie in itself... stick out tongue

Lord Knightfa11
ima gonna make that movie.

The title will be:

We've killed George Lucas, now
BACK TO THE FUTURE!

Jack Daniels
Originally posted by queeq
He'd prolly even beat the Ewoks.

No way man the wookies would come save em! they are cousins after all...lol

queeq
They are?

Lord Knightfa11
who cares. kill them all they are all bad characters lol

Jack Daniels
ah chewie was cool... star wars wouldnt have been the same without him

queeq
Indeed.

StarKiller20
Yea Jar Jar as the Emperor there would be law against humans

queeq
huh??

Jack Daniels
beer

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