And now for some childish toilet humour (hehe)

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Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants" for key words

* We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
* The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
* I find your lack of pants disturbing.
* These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
* Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
* General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault.
* I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
* TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?
* Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
* You are unwise to lower your pants.
* She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
* Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
* You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark.
* Luke... Help me remove these pants.
* Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
* That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
* A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
* Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
* Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
* Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one... Your sister!
* Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
* Short pants is better than no pants at all.

More Lines From Star Wars That Have Been Replaced With The Word "PANTS"

* May your pants be with you!
* Pull up, all pants, pull up!
* Lock your pants in attack position!
* "Your overconfidence is your weakness!" "Your faith in your pants is yours!"
* I can feel your pants.
* Bounty hunters! We don't need their pants!
* As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have pants.
* We have no choice, commander! Our pants can't repel firepower of this magnitude.
* I suppose I could hotwire these pants.
* The rebels have been routed! They are fleeing into their pants!
* I have no pants, strike me down and your journey to the dark side will be complete.

These are from another site on the Net. They are lines from Star Wars replaced with the words Pants and Farts.

* The farts are strong in this one - Vader
* You do not need to see his pants...these aren't the farts you're looking for.... - Ben
* What'd'ya think...a princess and a fart like me....... - Han
* Luke...remember...The farts will be with you always...... - Ben
* A Long Fart Ago, in pants far far away.......
* Travellin' through farts ain't like dustin' pants, boy! - Han
* Hold 'em off just for a few more farts...just a few more farts.....- Red Leader
* You came in that bucket of farts? You're braver than I thought! - Leia.
* Aren't you a little short to be a fart?? - Leia
* Pants me Obi Wan kenobi....You're my only fart - Leia
* I find your lack of farts disturbing - Vader
* Look sir Pants - Davin Felth
* Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their farts.... - Tarkin
* I got a problem here..Fart...No no no AHHHHHHHHHhh *crash burn rubble* - Porkins
* We picked up a new group of pants...enemy farts on their way... - Gold Leader
* Bib Fortuna (who later became Bib Fartuna, then Burp Fartuna)
* May the farts be with us.. - Dodonna
* There is no pants, only farts. - Yoda
* I have flown from on side of the pants to the other and never seen any Farts - Han
* Get these walking pants out of my way..! - Leia
* Don't underestimate the power of the Dark farts. - Vader
* That blast came from the pants! Those farts are operational! - Lando
* Hokey pants and ancient farts are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. - Han
* Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to fart on her, or I'm beginning to like her - Han
* I don't know who you are, or where you came from, but from now on, you'll fart when I tell you, okay? - Leia
* Look, your worshipfullness. Let's get one thing straight. I smell farts from just one person - me! - Han
* You farted in that thing? You're braver than I though. - Leia
* I used to fart on womp rats in my pants back home. They're not much bigger than 2 metres - Luke

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This was originally done by RC, I think, about 20 months ago.

My certainly have enough time on your let me have some of that spare fair

Captain REX
Actually, I did a lot of them too Ush. In the long lost humor section...

oh so now your the one with lots of spare time on your hands huh??

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