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They detect.

A sodomizing of - I don't know - Speedy occurs in New York City.

They have access to all of their tech, and such. They start detectivating at the same time.

Who solves it first? Who is the better detective(s)?

Batman unravels a multiverse-destroying plot in five panels.

The Hardy Boys take a full book to find out nobody actually stole their lunch money, it was in their back pocket the whole time.

...

Veronica Mars FTW!

Sherlock Holmes kicks the shit out of these noobs.

What happens if the Hardy Boys get a raging clue?

They still get beat by Holmes. And the accursed Nayland Smith.

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
They detect.

A sodomizing of - I don't know - Speedy occurs in New York City.

They have access to all of their tech, and such. They start detectivating at the same time.

Who solves it first? Who is the better detective(s)?

Seeing as it was Batman who did it, this is kind of unfair.

Batman wins

Throw in Nancy Drew for team 1 and I might have to reconsider.

Batman rapes Hardy boys... like for real.. in the bat cave... Micheal Jackson style lol

Originally posted by Zeitgeist
Batman unravels a multiverse-destroying plot in five panels.

The Hardy Boys take a full book to find out nobody actually stole their lunch money, it was in their back pocket the whole time.

...

batman batkicks there clues off.

Originally posted by Zeitgeist
Batman unravels a multiverse-destroying plot in five panels.

The Hardy Boys take a full book to find out nobody actually stole their lunch money, it was in their back pocket the whole time.

... hysterical

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
What happens if the Hardy Boys get a raging clue?

KNwtJLnMoiw

The Hardy Boys find Batman's raging hard on.

The End.

No. I got to the batsodomy first.

MY JOKE.

Originally posted by jadervason
No. I got to the batsodomy first.

MY JOKE.

Right... because the idea of Batman being a pedophile is totally yours, and yours alone.

Originally posted by batdude123
Right... because the idea of Batman being a pedophile is totally yours, and yours alone.

I recognize that it is not. It couldn't be.

Because it's true.

Originally posted by jadervason
I recognize that it is not. It couldn't be.

Because it's true.

OH SHITZ!!! THAT ONE STUNG!!!11@ nuts

Originally posted by batdude123
OH SHITZ!!! THAT ONE STUNG!!!11@ nuts

doh

L solves the crime without leaving his house or having any clues at all.

holmes solved the case while he was in his mother's womb.

The thing is L has pretty much done what I said . . .