Why the Chicken Crossed the Road..In the Words of the Star Wars Characters

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Mujaffa
* YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.
* VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
* LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different.
* LUKE: I want to follow the ways of the chicken and cross the road like my father.
* LEIA: I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.
* HAN: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!
* THREEPIO: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.
* ARTOO: beep beep be bop.
* CHEWIE: Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!
* BEN: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me.
* BOBA FETT: What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!
* WEDGE: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?
* JERJERROD: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.
* BIB: Die chicken wanga?
* BIGGS: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?
* TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car!
* UNCLE OWEN: I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road.
* AUNT BERU: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him.
* ADMIRAL ACKBAR: All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark
* LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of guts crossing that road, after what you pulled!
* EMPEROR: Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.
* JABBA: Bo shuda chicken!

ToMacco
That is TERRIBLE humor, my friend.

Mujaffa
thrust the chicken my friend....give in to the chicken

Corran
It's just fowl humour.

Julie
haha....entertaining.....uh....moving along now

Captain REX
How many times have I heard these?

Julie
too many????

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