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They recently passed a law here in Houston. Strippers can no longer go totally nude, can no longer wear things, and must wear latex over their nipples.

WTF?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They recently passed a law here in Houston. Strippers can no longer go totally nude, can no longer wear things, and must wear latex over their nipples.

WTF?

Looks like it's time to find a new city to go to for strip clubs.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Looks like it's time to find a new city to go to for strip clubs. My homegirl works at Harlem Nights and was telling me last night about it. Alot of the dancers quit and went to clubs outside Houston.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They recently passed a law here in Houston. Strippers can no longer go totally nude, can no longer wear things, and must wear latex over their nipples.

WTF?

Lame.


I'm not a strip clubber for obvious reasons, but that is lame as hell. If the lady wants to get naked and dudes will pay her to do it, let her do it and don't put restrictions in place that don't have anything to do with her or her patron's safety.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My homegirl works at Harlem Nights and was telling me last night about it. Alot of the dancers quit and went to clubs outside Houston.

I'd laugh if they would have still gotten the same amount of money even though now they aren't exposing themselves to everyone.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I'd laugh if they would have still gotten the same amount of money even though now they aren't exposing themselves to everyone. well, she told me alot of the Houston Texans were there and they all cashed out 3000 in one's.

Lawmakers have changed the rules of lap dancing

Good to have had fun when it was awesome

VIP ROOM.

This sucks.

That was relevant.

Strip clubs are a waste of money.

Originally posted by Slay
I concur.
I also feel that the women who "work" strip clubs should go get a real job as well. haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And why isn't it a job?
Because it isn't. They dance nude or nudeish for money.

It's on level of the people who do various things on the sidewalk in big cities and expect people to toss them payment.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I bet if you'd get paid to do the same thing, you'd jump at the chance. 131
Not really.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They are being paid a wage and pay taxes, thats a job. Doesnt matter that they get nude, its a legal profession.
So it's a job by the rules of the state/government.

To me, it's not a job.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Exactly.
Right...

Just as much a job as it is to sell your dignity and work in a super market, or an office where you hate everyone and everything. Very few jobs require very much intelligence or talent, it's just routine. If that routine happens to be taking your clothes off and dancing every night, I see very little difference between that and the routine of mindlessly filling in spreadsheets all day.

As far as I know, if a strip club serves liquor, a stripper can't show beaver.

Otherwise, it's in the clear

Originally posted by McLovin
As far as I know, if a strip club serves liquor, a stripper can't show beaver.

Otherwise, it's in the clear
What if the strippers serve creepy people awehuhs

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They recently passed a law here in Houston. Strippers can no longer go totally nude, can no longer wear things, and must wear latex over their nipples.

WTF?

Yeah, I recently heard about this. I live less than an hour away from Houston and I can say, from my experiences, that this will be the downfall of these clubs.

The topless clubs I've been to are: St. James and The Ritz.

Full nude: Fantasy Plaza.

I, personally, have never been a regular "customer" of strip clubs. The alcohol is way overpriced, the music is f*cking terrible, and 90% of the time the "dancers", as they demand to be called, are just not that hot to me. I mean, I've actually seen C-Section scars and stretch marks.

Agreed.

They all smell like fish, drinks are over prised and watered down.

I once used an ATM in a Myrtle Beach, SC strip club. The ATM charged me $10 just to make a with drawl. Obviously I was drunk and horny.

Originally posted by Impediment
Yeah, I recently heard about this. I live less than an hour away from Houston and I can say, from my experiences, that this will be the downfall of these clubs.

The topless clubs I've been to are: St. James and The Ritz.

Full nude: Fantasy Plaza.

I, personally, have never been a regular "customer" of strip clubs. The alcohol is way overpriced, the music is f*cking terrible, and 90% of the time the "dancers", as they demand to be called, are just not that hot to me. I mean, I've actually seen C-Section scars and stretch marks. My friend, the dancer, she says it wont last long.

And understandably so.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Strippers can no longer go totally nude, can no longer wear things,

wat

Originally posted by Outbound
wat thongs. haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
thongs. haermm

Oh, that makes sense now haermm

I missed that one.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They recently passed a law here in Houston. Strippers can no longer go totally nude, can no longer wear things, and must wear latex over their nipples.

WTF?
Why not just close Strip clubs and outright ban stripping...just to make it official?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I get that its your OPINION its not a job, but its painfully obvious that it indeed IS.
I never said that stripping was not technically a job, I was voicing my opinion.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
and I acknowledged that.
Just clearing it up. Not trying to be a dick lol.

People may call it a "degrading" job.

Whatever, think what you want. But the idea of getting men to spend their money on me, awesome! biscuits

Its not a job, its an adventure.

Yeah, one of those adventures where you get a pay slip at the end of each month, dread actually partaking in and can all be over if you're consistently late.

damn, she just walked in, she made 500 USD in tips tonight.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well, she told me alot of the Houston Texans were there and they all cashed out 3000 in one's.

$3,000 a night?




Shit.... i should strip for money. laughcry

Yeah you should. haermm

I'd pay awehuhs

Me too.

aweyes

I'd bring plenty of nickels.