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...If you were in a bar with all characters at a table and a hot chick walks in and you go "hey, check out that hot chick". Here are my picks (males only, if you're a girl, pretend it's a hot dude and answer from the assassin/amazon/sorc perspective )

Necromancer: "My, her clavicula would make for a great bone spear"

Barbarian: "Raargh! Pretty lady make small bulge in loincloth HUGE bulge in loincloth! SORCERY!!!

Druid: "I...suppose she's an alright specimen. There are always other options..." *lovingly carresses pet wolverine* *wolverine screeches*

Paladin: "Aye, the fair damsel doth make mine scepter rise to the heavens"

Yeah, they're crap, so add your own

What in the hell? This did give me a chuckle.

Buu no go back in ball, you go bye bye, he gonna make you dead!!!!

You just gave me a orgasmic DBZ flashback.

arent paladins under some.. celibate oath?.. lol

Doesn't mean they can get a bone now and then

Forget dialogue. I just want the belt/armor slot in the inventory page to change to "Epic Cock of Smiting" or "Supple Breasts of Horniness" for a girl.

lulz!