Beverly Hills Chihuahua
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edwinian
Saw a preview for this before Swing Vote... I definitely found myself chuckling at some of George Lopez's one liners. Just hearing his voice come out of a that little runt of a dog is worth the admission. Anybody seen the preview yet?
Robtard
With 100% certainty, I can assure you that this movie will be pure unfiltered shit. In fact, I'd rather watch a movie of dogs taking a shit than this rubbish.
Impediment
Originally posted by Robtard
With 100% certainty, I can assure you that this movie will be pure unfiltered shit. In fact, I'd rather watch a movie of dogs taking a shit than this rubbish.
Quoted for truth.
SpaceMonkey
Originally posted by Robtard
With 100% certainty, I can assure you that this movie will be pure unfiltered shit. In fact, I'd rather watch a movie of dogs taking a shit than this rubbish.
I think less of this sorry attempt at entertainment than Robtard does. In fact, he's being nice.
ragesRemorse
When i first saw the trailer of this movie i thought it was a joke, much like the faux trailers in front of Grindhouse. When i realized that it is a legitimate (i use the term lightly) trailer for an actual movie i began to cry inside. I can understand shit like disaster movie, but this...,why, FUKING WHY?!!!
SnakeEyes
Originally posted by Impediment
Quoted for truth.
Seconded.
MarvelPartyMan
Is this really all that Hollywood can come up with? come on!
Bardock42
I won't watch it. That movie just furthers the stereotype that George Lopez is funny.
ragesRemorse
Originally posted by Bardock42
I won't watch it. That movie just furthers the stereotype that George Lopez is funny.
dadudemon
I saw the preview for this movie for the first time when I saw Wall-E.
There were little girls giddy as hell during the preview.
Just watching the preivew pissed me off. I wish I could undo just seeing the preview.
SpaceMonkey
Originally posted by Bardock42
I won't watch it. That movie just furthers the stereotype that George Lopez is funny.
Funny quote from Family Guy! Hahaha
chillmeistergen
Why are the people who make these kind of movies allowed to carry on living?
Robtard
Because people like the thread starter find them entertaining and support the lunacy.
chillmeistergen
Why are people like the thread starter allowed to carry on living?
Toku King
Originally posted by Robtard
With 100% certainty, I can assure you that this movie will be pure unfiltered shit. In fact, I'd rather watch a movie of dogs taking a shit than this rubbish.
I don't think anymore needs to be said after this perfect sum-up of BHC.
Anyways, I saw the trailer in theaters, and couldn't stop laughing. Not because the trailer itself was funny, though. I mean because I couldn't even begin to comprehend for a second how ungodly bad this looked. I mean, Disney has to be more desperate than it ever has before to green light something quite this horrid.
Which is a shame, because I love the 'Viva Chihuahua' commercial.
WrathfulDwarf
The only good punchile this movie can have is this one:
"Yo quiero Taco Bell"
Aside from that....pass.
Robtard
Which wasn't funny back in 1997.
=Tired Hiker=
I'm looking forward to seeing this movie. I own a Chihuahua, Walker Texas Ranger, and my wife loves the trailer for this, so I kind of have to go by default, however, I do still want to see it regardless.
Robtard
God damn you TH! You ****in' *******! Everything's a ****in' travesty with you, man!
dadudemon
Originally posted by Robtard
God damn you TH! You ****in' *******! Everything's a ****in' travesty with you, man!
Anger, do I sense in this one.
=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by dadudemon
Anger, do I sense in this one.
Don't worry, I'll handle this . . .
Robtard *clears throat* I'm sorry your stepmother is a nympho, but I just don't see how this has anything to do . . . hey, you have any Kalhua?
Robtard
Originally posted by dadudemon
Anger, do I sense in this one.
Who the **** are you, man?
Robtard
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Robtard *clears throat* I'm sorry your stepmother is a nympho, but I just don't see how this has anything to do . . . hey, you have any Kalhua?
Your revolution is over, TH. Condolences. The bums lost.
=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Robtard
Your revolution is over, TH. Condolences. The bums lost.
I'll suck your c**k for a thousand dollars.
Robtard
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I'll suck your c**k for a thousand dollars.
Ah haha. That's marvelous.
Bardock42
Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
ragesRemorse
It would be awesome if Beverly Hills Chihuahua turns out to be a sequel to Sin city. After Ten minutes of Dancing Chihuahua's it cuts to marv killing people and the credits for Sin City 2 open up. That would be an awesome trick to play on people.
SpaceMonkey
Originally posted by ragesRemorse
It would be awesome if Beverly Hills Chihuahua turns out to be a sequel to Sin city. After Ten minutes of Dancing Chihuahua's it cuts to marv killing people and the credits for Sin City 2 open up. That would be an awesome trick to play on people.
OMG! That would be the best thing of all-time(after Pepsi)!! Very possible because this movie is a joke and why would any suit in Hollywood wanna greenlight it? I can't wait to watch Sin City 2!!
RR, you better not break my heart!
Toku King
Originally posted by ragesRemorse
It would be awesome if Beverly Hills Chihuahua turns out to be a sequel to Sin city. After Ten minutes of Dancing Chihuahua's it cuts to marv killing people and the credits for Sin City 2 open up. That would be an awesome trick to play on people.
Or, like, 5 minutes into BHC, it turned into a porno starring Jenna Jameson.
Sanctuary
This movie really annoys me already. ermm Making a movie about a breed of dog that is known for being terrible with small children, already popular and overbred, fragile... and aiming it at children... Ugh. -.-
Hopefully it won't be popular... seems unlikely hmm
ragesRemorse
Originally posted by SpaceMonkey
OMG! That would be the best thing of all-time(after Pepsi)!! Very possible because this movie is a joke and why would any suit in Hollywood wanna greenlight it? I can't wait to watch Sin City 2!!
RR, you better not break my heart!
how can you choose Pepsi over Coke?
SpaceMonkey
Originally posted by ragesRemorse
how can you choose Pepsi over Coke?
You've done it. You've brokern my heart.
Bardock42
Originally posted by ragesRemorse
how can you choose Pepsi over Coke?
Cause it is better.
chillmeistergen
Dr Pepper over both of them, innit.
Mairuzu
Root beer or Pink lemonade
chillmeistergen
You sicken me.
Röland
Chocolate milk? Anybody? Anybody?
=Tired Hiker=
October 3rd is the release date, folks! This is guaranteed to be a hit. What else gives you the talents of George Lopez, Cheech Marin, and Paul Rodriguez all in the same movie??? I'm counting down the days, it'll for sure be better than The Dark Knight.
Bardock42
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Dr Pepper over both of them, innit.
Oh totally mate.
ragesRemorse
Originally posted by SpaceMonkey
You've done it. You've brokern my heart.
pepsi i'm sorry
ragesRemorse
Originally posted by Bardock42
Cause it is better.
Nu uh
SpaceMonkey
Originally posted by ragesRemorse
pepsi i'm sorry
Dude, that's great stuff!!!
joexx000
this looks absolutely horrible
edwinian
Here's the thing though... Disney has had such success with previous family centric films, why wouldn't this one continue the trend? They clearly know what they're doing when it comes to these type of films, and I think the kids really get a kick out of all the talking dogs.
papabeard
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Why are people like the thread starter allowed to carry on living?
Robtard
Originally posted by Sanctuary
This movie really annoys me already. ermm Making a movie about a breed of dog that is known for being terrible with small children, already popular and overbred, fragile... and aiming it at children... Ugh. -.-
Hopefully it won't be popular... seems unlikely hmm
What kind of mutt did the German buy you as a present?
Toku King
This movie is going to be awesome.
chillmeistergen
Those sort of jokes generally work better if you haven't previously said the exact opposite...in the same thread.
Toku King
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Those sort of jokes generally work better if you haven't previously said the exact opposite...in the same thread.
The cats made me say that it was going to be bad.
Sanctuary
Originally posted by Robtard
What kind of mutt did the German buy you as a present?
A chihuahua
Whyz? crytissue
edwinian
Just saw a trailer for it on TV, while watching SNL... The dog that has Luiz Guzman voicing it was pretty funny. In general he's pretty hilarious in all the roles I've seen him in, I just wish he would get some more sizable parts. But with that sort of lisp he has, his voice work is pretty hilarious.
WrathfulDwarf
Hahaha!!!! #1 at the box office for the second week and no one is talking about it.
Oh the humanity!
Robtard
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Hahaha!!!! #1 at the box office for the second week and no one is talking about it.
Oh the humanity!
It's either:
A) Americans have the worst taste in movies and are partially retarded to be entertained by talking dogs with ethnic accents.
B) They're grudgingly taking their children by the truckload to watch this film.
WrathfulDwarf
I think it's C) there isn't any good shit at the movies right now so is up for grabs.
Robtard
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I think it's C) there isn't any good shit at the movies right now so is up for grabs.
There are plenty of movies out there that would be far superior to this. I watched 'Body of Lies' and 'Quaratine' this weekend, while neither was a great flick, they both have far more sustance than talking dogs.
jazzmusicluvr
Oh lord, my niece dragged me to see this movie this weekend. I found myself amused...
SpaceMonkey
I hate that children.... CHILDREN, dictate everything now. No wonder there's a sense of entitlement in today's youth.
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