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Who wins in a test of intelligence and cunning.

First test is who would win in a test of knowledge and IQ between these two

Second test is who would come up with the better plan in a shorter amount of time to take over the galaxy or defeat an enemy

1. Thanos
2 Darkseid

Darksied is clearly more intelligent and the superior strategist, despite the fact that he loses against a smarter heroes.

Thanos however is the superior tactician.

So Darkseid wins the first contest and Thanos the second.

Darkseid is more of a long term schemer.

Thanos wins both.

1- Thanos posses technologies that even Doctor Doom can't understand. And he's one of the few who can understand Mighty Galactus technologie. And his own is hella of spectacular itself: his shield resisted to Champion with the Power Gem, and make him survive against Galactus. Plus, he have one of the two most powerful vessel (Sanctuary, second only to TAA II)

2- Thanos again. Darkseid run after ALE, while Thanos already threaten life two times (Cosmic Cube, Infinity Gaintlet) , erase all of it one time (Heart Of The Universe), and plot to destroy it another time, but retract himself at the end (Annihlation). I think that his Curriculum Vitae prove alone that his one of the best schemer of comics.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Thanos wins both.

1- Thanos posses technologies that even Doctor Doom can't understand. And he's one of the few who can understand Mighty Galactus technologie. And his own is hella of spectacular itself: his shield resisted to Champion with the Power Gem, and make him survive against Galactus. Plus, he have one of the two most powerful vessel (Sanctuary, second only to TAA II)

2- Thanos again. Darkseid run after ALE, while Thanos already threaten life two times (Cosmic Cube, Infinity Gaintlet) , erase all of it one time (Heart Of The Universe), and plot to destroy it another time, but retract himself at the end (Annihlation). I think that his Curriculum Vitae prove alone that his one of the best schemer of comics.
Um, the New Gods have the superior tech. A mother box was once reprogrammed to wipe out the universe and remake it. Mother boxes can alter the scope of a being from the 4th world to the 3rd dimension. DS created a ship that even zeus was impressed by.

thanos wins both

Thanos wins both.

thanos wins both, he crushed the universe/omniverse numerous times only to be stopped by his own subconscious will.

darkseid still rules a burning shitbag.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
thanos wins both, he crushed the universe/omniverse numerous times only to be stopped by his own subconscious will.

darkseid still rules a burning shitbag.
Havent' been reading DTONG or Final Crisis have we?

not final crisis, so don't spoil it. it's at issue three i believe (i have #0)

anyway, cunning is thanos's best friend, the guy turned suicidal tendanceis into banging death itself. thats quite the "before i die i want to----" feat

Countdown, Foundations, DOTNG, FC, there's a long list of Darkseid's planning.

Thanos's tech isn't anywhere near new-god level. And Darkseid has managed to use his own personal tech to do things like pierce the Source Wall.

And losing to your own subconscious will is laughable. and it's the reason Thanos is inferior. He gets ultimate power 3 times and loses it each time because of his own incompetence. Darkseid is prevented because everyone knows if he got it, he would not yield. As evidenced in FC, Darkseid is far more insidious.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Countdown, Foundations, DOTNG, FC, there's a long list of Darkseid's planning.

Thanos's tech isn't anywhere near new-god level. And Darkseid has managed to use his own personal tech to do things like pierce the Source Wall.

And losing to your own subconscious will is laughable. and it's the reason Thanos is inferior. He gets ultimate power 3 times and loses it each time because of his own incompetence. Darkseid is prevented because everyone knows if he got it, he would not yield. As evidenced in FC, Darkseid is far more insidious.

so you dont think ds will eventually lose the use of the ale in the end?

I think that Darkseid gets the very, very slight edge in intelligence...though I could see this going either way. Superior tech doesn't equal superior IQ. New God tech > Eternal tech. Not really Thanos' fault. And doesn't Thanos use Celestial technology from time to time? That's got to be at least the equal of New Gods technology.

Second test goes to Thanos. Both are adept at coming up with cunning plans, but Thanos' plans things to get results pretty quickly, while Darkseid's plans are more long-term and far reaching. Just different styles, I would guess.

*Shrugs* Darkseid tech which he created very quickly actually seriouslly hurt the Source (God), created a device that can suck up all the energy of a planet, tricked the Source (several times) and Spectre

The problem with both is that they tend to be written by some of the least intelligent writers in the business, so their "brilliant plans" tend to be, well, pretty damn sophomoric, to put a point on it.

Thanos probably wins the 1st
Thanos clearly wins the 2nd, if Thanos really wants to destroy/take over the galaxy he will. No random boy scout would stop him.

Please read. Fangirl and K M just proved that DS easily wins the first as his tech>>>>>>>Thanos tech. Now Thanos easily wins the second IMO.

Thanos would never allow himself to be beaten by Superman. That alone should give him the win in both scenarios.

Originally posted by h1a8
Please read. Fangirl and K M just proved that DS easily wins the first as his tech>>>>>>>Thanos tech. Now Thanos easily wins the second IMO.
Why wont u read the opening post, what does tech has to do with IQ and Knowledge ?

Originally posted by Priest
Why wont u read the opening post, what does tech has to do with IQ and Knowledge ?

Darkseid used his intelligence to build that tech, and he has issued plans distracting the Spectre causing the Source to go insane, cutting off all the New Gods powers, etc, etc.

Originally posted by Enyalus
And doesn't Thanos use Celestial technology from time to time?

No. uhuh

Im going with Darksied !!!

Sometimes simply spanking the shit out of the enemy is the best strategy. We all saw how effective Surfer's beatdown was. If Darkseid had half the IQ of Thanos he'd do the same to Superman a long time ago.

Originally posted by Astner
Sometimes simply spanking the shit out of the enemy is the best strategy. We all saw how effective Surfer's beatdown was. If Darkseid had half the IQ of Thanos he'd do the same to Superman a long time ago.

Originally posted by -K-M-
Darkseid used his intelligence to build that tech, and he has issued plans distracting the Spectre causing the Source to go insane, cutting off all the New Gods powers, etc, etc.
Meh, FanBoy

I'm not really sold on "New Gods have advanced tech, therefore Darkseid is more intelligent" as a sound argument.

With nothing more than the basis of the technology available to New Gods, any one of them would, but the same logic, be more intelligent than Thanos (or Reed Richards, or any other comic book genius). Is that what's being argued?

Thanos wins both hands down.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Thanos wins both hands down.

Of course he does. And yet Thanos is dead. while DS was going to be killed and instead orchestrated his own rebirth into the most powerful Evil force the world has ever known.

Originally posted by fangirl101
Of course he does. And yet Thanos is dead. while DS was going to be killed and instead orchestrated his own rebirth into the most powerful Evil force the world has ever known.

Ah, but has he ever engineered a clone of himself that was twice as powerful as Galactus? That obviously pwns DS's feat.

thanos came up with the idea of uniting all the infinity gems and creating the gauntlet

Originally posted by Enyalus
Ah, but has he ever engineered a clone of himself that was twice as powerful as Galactus? That obviously pwns DS's feat.

Um, DS took control of a promethean Giant. Pwned.

Originally posted by Nihilist
thanos came up with the idea of uniting all the infinity gems and creating the gauntlet
What a brilliant idea...

Originally posted by fangirl101
Of course he does. And yet Thanos is dead. while DS was going to be killed and instead orchestrated his own rebirth into the most powerful Evil force the world has ever known.

I enjoy Grant Morrison interviews as much as the next guy, but let's not be so sophomoric as to brandish trite advertising hype as though it held substantial weight.

Originally posted by KK the Great
I enjoy Grant Morrison interviews as much as the next guy, but let's not be so sophomoric as to brandish trite advertising hype as though it held substantial weight.
I'm taking about Death of the New gods. Let's not forget that DS knew who was killing the new gods and that thier time was up. if not for DS, there would be a fifth world of totally new beings. DS basically took the new beings power and made sure that the 4th world Gods got it.

as for dismissing thanos tech capabilities,thanos created the tech from scratch that held galactus prisoner also turning him into a weapon whilst draining his energy/power cosmic.

as well for knowledge he knew the inbetweeners OWN powers would not work in the nexus of reallity and that only the IB's masters (order and chaos) had allowed his power to work in his prison,some thing the IB didnt even know about his own power.

Originally posted by fangirl101
I'm taking about Death of the New gods.

Then you'll have to excuse my laughter.



Why wouldn't we forget about Death of the New Gods?

DC certainly did.

Yeah, off-topic here: why did the Source look like a 1970's glittery version of the In-Betweener in DOTNGs? For a supreme being, he looked pretty lame.

Originally posted by Enyalus
Yeah, off-topic here: why did the Source look like a 1970's glittery version of the In-Betweener in DOTNGs? For a supreme being, he looked pretty lame.

That was just GOD aweful. I'm betting that isn't the source any more. DC is good for retconning Starlin's work.

Originally posted by fangirl101
Of course he does. And yet Thanos is dead. while DS was going to be killed and instead orchestrated his own rebirth into the most powerful Evil force the world has ever known.

But Thanos is now the consort of Death herself.

So, he's more intelligent, more cunning, and definitively more PIMP, because it takes a GODLY PIMP to bang Death itself.

edit

It's a good thing there's no law against necrophilia in the MU. When he comes back, Thanos is going to have so many diseases...Rotting, dusty, skeletal vagina. Eww.

Darkseid is clearly more cunning...

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll198/evilash1990/SupermanBatman12-20.jpg

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll198/evilash1990/SupermanBatman12-21.jpg

That was f*cking genius. Who would ever think to look for a vaunted "New God", that's what they call themselves, inside of a barn?

very very sneaky

Bad Ash that's not a barn he was in

Originally posted by kevdude
Bad Ash that's not a barn he was in

ha-son

Originally posted by Bad Ash231
Darkseid is clearly more cunning... sure hiding in a stable is.....smart, but i will exhibit the first meeting of thanos and the silver surfer, it is also the deed that angered chronos so much that he created drax the destroyer from a soul of another man thanos killed on a whim:

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/3193/70702867gr4.th.jpg
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/6448/80035763wy0.th.jpg
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6975/87975840dj3.th.jpg
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2288/95974026yg3.th.jpg
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/1739/66787643bw6.th.jpg
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3801/33369226wb3.th.jpg
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3149/35108880wq1.th.jpg
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5706/42504968km2.th.jpg
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/5607/72454417dj4.th.jpg

cont.

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/7696/11la0.th.jpg
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/9206/12au5.th.jpg
http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/9016/13dd7.th.jpg
http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/8779/14yo9.th.jpg
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/6306/15br3.th.jpg
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/5351/16df2.th.jpg
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1710/17ks7.th.jpg
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/3816/18pw3.th.jpg
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5520/19kt0.th.jpg

he killed off half a popluation without lifting a finger.

thanos pwns

Originally posted by fangirl101
Of course he does. And yet Thanos is dead. while DS was going to be killed and instead orchestrated his own rebirth into the most powerful Evil force the world has ever known. This is all rather subjective but I think Thanos' history and his feats speak for themselves. Both are very good at what they do and at the end of the day people who like Darkseid more usually will say Darkseid and the same goes for Thanos.

Thanos is currently at his Mistress death's side so I think its safe to say he is one happy camper.

I'd say they're pretty equal in the first test.

In the 2nd Thanos takes it, his plans always seem to get thing's one faster than Darkseid's, as DS is more of a long term schemer

I lol'd at the barn scan

DS takes the first he's a schemer who plans for the long haul as others have already stated. The second I guess goes to Thanos, but I've never been convinced by Thanos' greatest triumphs. The IG is a big plot device and taking over the cosmos in the manner Thanos has done?... Involved very little intelligence if you break it down as someone already said, some of these writers seem to be lacking intelligence so their characters grand schemes aren't all that smart.

And Thanos is more often than not a poser. DS has at least been written with some attempt at substance and not just to affect some image of "intelligence". That whole scene with Surfer seemed pretentious. He's been brought back by Death to wipe out 50% of the universe based on environmental pollution?

Really, what were the writers thinking? Darkseid in the same situation would have been trying to steal power from Death because he'd feel she doesn't know what to use her power on, spending her power on the concerns Thanos presented to Surfer would be considered an absolute waste by Darkseid. Thanos is content with being her errand boy. DS takes the first no contest, and he's inherently far more sinister than Thanos.

Darkseid would never have lost the IG not without intervention from a higher power.

Originally posted by Allankles
Darkseid would never have lost the IG not without intervention from a higher power. superman would just punch him a couple times and that would be the end of that.

thanos plays chess with the omniverse several times and only submits because he knows inside that he is a "poser".......yes, it is true, he is in fact a poser, adam warlock looked into his soul and found his true self (that is why they are "friends" (in a peculiar sort of manner)).

thanos hates being alive since he was born a mutant amongst his preceptively perfect family/race of eternals, eternal culture is that of a "us and them" society, upper and lower class. the lower is the lesser race known as the deviants, thanos has deviant physical characteristics so from birth he was looked at as a freak that couldn't be trusted. the ultimate outcast, from the age of like 6 he began to realize life was meaningless so everything he has done to this point was because he feels like shit.

thanos isn't a "true" villain, he is more of an adversary of the norm.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
thanos plays chess with the omniverse several times and only submits because he knows inside that he is a "poser".......yes, it is true, he is in fact a poser, adam warlock looked into his soul and found his true self (that is why they are "friends" (in a peculiar sort of manner)).

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll198/evilash1990/The_Infinity_Guantlet_05-41.jpg

Mary Sue, much?

Because that's exactly what Starlin turned Thanos into by writing this. Starlin also came up with the concept of clones to explain his defeats.

I'm not sure what is more pathetic. Darkseid getting his ass beaten down by Superman, or Starlin coming up with silly excuses for Thanos' loses.

it's no secret that jim starlin loves him some thanos, but writing comics is a hard business as everyone knows. they aren't short stories that start and end at a fixed duration, these things last for decades, retconnes are bound to happen. (especially with grand schemers)

Originally posted by Bad Ash231
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll198/evilash1990/The_Infinity_Guantlet_05-41.jpg

Mary Sue, much?

Because that's exactly what Starlin turned Thanos into by writing this. Starlin also came up with the concept of clones to explain his defeats.

I'm not sure what is more pathetic. Darkseid getting his ass beaten down by Superman, or Starlin coming up with silly excuses for Thanos' loses.

the same was said about darksieds loses supposedly it wasnt "pre crisis" ds and we have never seen the true ds(which has been posted in a scan a few times)

Originally posted by Bad Ash231
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll198/evilash1990/The_Infinity_Guantlet_05-41.jpg



What a dumbass.

Squirrel Girl FTW

Originally posted by occultdestroyer

What a dumbass.

Squirrel Girl FTW


squirrel girl thanos was a clone,the real thanos was at the other end of the universe for the start of annihilation.131

Originally posted by Nihilist
squirrel girl thanos was a clone

ohrly

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll198/evilash1990/thanosgoesdown.jpg

thanos is alot of different colors

Originally posted by Bad Ash231
ohrly

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll198/evilash1990/thanosgoesdown.jpg
i take it that youve never seen the scan where it states that even the most cosmically aware can be fooled by thanos,s clones then.

Originally posted by Bad Ash231
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll198/evilash1990/The_Infinity_Guantlet_05-41.jpg

Mary Sue, much?

Because that's exactly what Starlin turned Thanos into by writing this. Starlin also came up with the concept of clones to explain his defeats.

I'm not sure what is more pathetic. Darkseid getting his ass beaten down by Superman, or Starlin coming up with silly excuses for Thanos' loses.

Superman would do the same thing to Thanos, so I fail to see how it's a knock on DS. it's what the guy does. Thanos has never faced anyone like Superman.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Superman would do the same thing to Thanos, so I fail to see how it's a knock on DS. Too bad it hasn't happened, so there's no facts in your statement.

Anyway, the scan that was shown was from IG... I don't see how he would be making excuses...

superman has the soul gem and operates outside the realm of chaos and order?

Originally posted by psycho gundam
superman has the soul gem and operates outside the realm of chaos and order? Twice.

Originally posted by Nihilist
i take it that youve never seen the scan where it states that even the most cosmically aware can be fooled by thanos,s clones then.

No, but I keep hearing about it...

Originally posted by Bad Ash231
No, but I keep hearing about it... That stupid She-Hulk episode.

It exists... I'm just too lazy to get it.

Originally posted by Bad Ash231
No, but I keep hearing about it...

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg202/booie2008/clone.jpg

I can't tell what is sadder.

That there are fanboys who can't accept a simple joke issue for what it was and need the invalidation of a retcon.

Or the fact that one of them became a writer.

Originally posted by Nihilist
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg202/booie2008/clone.jpg

Watcher used his "cosmic senses" thought. awesome

darkseid is more intelligent than thanos infact his intellect make him a threat to the DC multiverse that why he feared. He came up with a plan to make the greek gods less powerful by spreading tale of greek gods to the roman so that the people of rome could belive in the greek gods therefore creating by avatars of themselve to be worshipped by the roman.

It's the KMCverse, so Thanos wins by default.

^ Just so everyone knows, THAT is how you kiss up properly!

Originally posted by KK the Great
I can't tell what is sadder.

That there are fanboys who can't accept a simple joke issue for what it was and need the invalidation of a retcon.

Or the fact that one of them became a writer. If you're referring to Starlin, then you should know that he didn't even write that retcon. It was Dan Slott...the same guy who wrote that Squirrel Girl story.

Thanos still wins both..easily imo.

I'd say they are about equal in the Intelligence department but Darkseid beats him out hands down in cunning.

Originally posted by Allankles
I'd say they are about equal in the Intelligence department but Darkseid beats him out hands down in cunning. Based on what?

Originally posted by Allankles
I'd say they are about equal in the Intelligence department but Darkseid beats him out hands down in cunning. Oh ya?

Well show them side by side having a cunning contest then!

Darkseid loses bad. He's terrible.

Originally posted by joesdabest1
Darkseid loses bad. He's terrible.

darkseid tops thanos in everything.

Originally posted by namorsubby
darkseid tops thanos in everything. False.

thanos made a cosmic entity named death pregers......

wrap your brain around that and hope it doesn't implode from the strain.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Based on what?

Outmaneuvering the Source? Weakening pantheons through manipulation? Darkseid is more cunning, more subtle than Thanos.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
thanos made a cosmic entity named death pregers......

wrap your brain around that and hope it doesn't implode from the strain.

Cosmic entity? Darkseid has done that, he's created anti-life entities/avatars. How about creating tech that can counter the destructive powers of entropy? The powers of creation itself?

^ that's fine and dandy but thanos made her/it fall for him. that's guile to the max.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
^ that's fine and dandy but thanos made her/it fall for him. that's guile to the max. I don't think he understood "pregers"

Originally posted by Faux Smurph
I don't think he understood "pregers" thus his brain implosion due to the overwhelming irony.

R.I.P. Allankles

Originally posted by Allankles
Outmaneuvering the Source? Weakening pantheons through manipulation? Darkseid is more cunning, more subtle than Thanos. Yes,outmaneuvering the Source was clever but like always he failed due to Superman's interference. How many times is Superman going to ruin his plans before he catches on?

Thanos doesnt waste his time weakening pantheons,he becomes supreme like that. Darkseid loses ultimate power very quickly like in dong.


Thanos has him beat in every department.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Darkseid loses ultimate power very quickly like in dong. giggle00

Originally posted by Galan007
giggle00 He didnt have it very long. I have always heard the excuse he wouldnt lose ultimate power if he got it. He sure backed down pretty quickly from Orion in that book. Just sayin.

Thanos is a lackey to Death while DS is the leader of a group of Star gods who conquer heaven.

Originally posted by fangirl101
Thanos is a lackey to Death while DS is the leader of a group of Star gods who conquer heaven. Thanos is by death's side. Darkseid is busy trying to conquer earth. What a small timer.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Thanos is by death's side. Darkseid is busy trying to conquer earth. What a small timer.

via email

Originally posted by Nihilist
via email

It is hilarious thats what he is reduced to. Emailing the dcu for the win.

Originally posted by quanchi112


It is hilarious thats what he is reduced to. Emailing the dcu for the win.

good job the dcu didnt have norton internet security or ds would be screwed

Originally posted by Nihilist
good job the dcu didnt have norton internet security or ds would be screwed Good point. Hopefully the email went to spam or else there is no hope.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Thanos is by death's side. Darkseid is busy trying to conquer earth. What a small timer.

Thanos is deaths lackey, he is content to dance to her tune. Darkseid seeks power over life and death itself.

Originally posted by Allankles
Thanos is deaths lackey. The same way that Thor is Captain America's.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
thus his brain implosion due to the overwhelming irony.


I almost thought you were being serious, my mistake for the assumption. Any idiot could make a woman fall for him, you don't have to be cunning for that, just socially competent.

Originally posted by Allankles
Any idiot could make a woman fall for him, you don't have to be cunning for that, just socially competent. heh...

Originally posted by quanchi112
Darkseid is busy trying to conquer earth.

Nothing wrong with that, that's a significant conquest, he increases the size of his empire, acquires a rich supply of raw materials to further his goal of universal conquest.

Meh! Considering that Earth is the center of the multi-verse and the most emotionally rich planet in the universe too

Meh!

darkseid as beating being more powerful them himself such as ares when he had the godwave by using his super intellect.

he also outwitted orion when he had the ALE.

Originally posted by Faux Smurph
heh...

plenty idiots have knocked up women and in turn women throughout history have fallen for men of all kinds from sociopaths to idiots. It doesn't make you special if you knock up a female even if she's lived for millenia. I guess even immortal cosmic women aren't immune to the roguish charms of men.

lex ultimate power is his genius level intellect he the smartest human on the earth(DC). His intellect rivals superman power.

Originally posted by beast1234
lex ultimate power is his genius level intellect he the smartest human on the earth(DC). His intellect rivals superman power.

**** i made a mistake i was meant to write this on a diffrent fourm.

Originally posted by Allankles
Thanos is deaths lackey, he is content to dance to her tune. Darkseid seeks power over life and death itself. She is the concept of death while Darkseid is busy screwing concubines.

Originally posted by Allankles
Nothing wrong with that, that's a significant conquest, he increases the size of his empire, acquires a rich supply of raw materials to further his goal of universal conquest. Its only earth. Small potatoes.

Originally posted by quanchi112
She is the concept of death while Darkseid is busy screwing concubines.

darkseid has concubines?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Its only earth. Small potatoes.

Originally posted by -K-M-
Meh! Considering that Earth is the center of the multi-verse and the most emotionally rich planet in the universe too

Originally posted by beast1234
darkseid has concubines? Yes. What ruthless dictator doesnt?

Originally posted by Allankles
I almost thought you were being serious, my mistake for the assumption. Any idiot could make a woman fall for him, you don't have to be cunning for that, just socially competent. death had a child.

put your hands over your head and try to catch it this time......

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes. What ruthless dictator doesnt?

i know darkseid is a ruthless dictator but i always so him has a singleminded person he dose not strike has a person that like to **** unless he want a hire.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
death had a child.

put your hands over your head and try to catch it this time......

So? How is this relevant to the statement I had made earlier? Your point was like "to get someone like that to fall for you?" Again, how is that an example of cunning?

Funny thing is you're actually being serious. Truth be told when I quoted you initially I hadn't paid attention to the "preger" in your post, as a result I thought you were making a strong counterargument, my mistake.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Its only earth. Small potatoes.

Earth is where the party is.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes. What ruthless dictator doesnt?

Darkseid's probably driven away or gotten all his sexual partners killed.

Originally posted by Allankles
Earth is where the party is. Its still only earth.

Originally posted by Allankles
Darkseid's probably driven away or gotten all his sexual partners killed. Did you catch him omega that concubine in countdown. What a tyrant.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Did you catch him omega that concubine in countdown. What a tyrant.

A woman that get's with Darkseid normally has a short life span after wards..

Originally posted by Allankles
A woman that get's with Darkseid normally has a short life span after wards.. He is such a jerk.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He is such a jerk.

He is as cold-hearted as it gets. I can't remember what he did to his wives but he killed his mother. I believe the only woman he ever cared for was Orion's mother, and I can't remember what happened with her.

Originally posted by Allankles
He is as cold-hearted as it gets. I can't remember what he did to his wives but he killed his mother. I believe the only woman he ever cared for was Orion's mother, and I can't remember what happened with her. His mother was a *****,thats why.

Originally posted by Allankles
He is as cold-hearted as it gets. I can't remember what he did to his wives but he killed his mother. I believe the only woman he ever cared for was Orion's mother, and I can't remember what happened with her.

1. http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh187/DarkseidRes/198902NewGods008.jpg
2. http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh187/DarkseidRes/198902NewGods008b.jpg

thanos quest for the win.

2 issues is all thanos needed to assume power over the universe.

Final Crisis for the win. It's actually the day evil wins. And it's the Final crisis. meaning it's the last one.

Originally posted by Allankles
He is as cold-hearted as it gets. I can't remember what he did to his wives but he killed his mother. I believe the only woman he ever cared for was Orion's mother, and I can't remember what happened with her.

he was in love with kalibak mother(suli). He hated orion mother(tigra) because his mother force him against his will to marry her.

even though i have all the new gods comic and the orion series i still don't understand why was darkseid force against his mother to marry tigra they did not explain the reason why.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
thanos quest for the win.

2 issues is all thanos needed to assume power over the universe.


Agreed.

Originally posted by beast1234
he was in love with kalibak mother(suli). He hated orion mother(tigra) because his mother force him against his will to marry her.

Kalibak didn't turn out so great, maybe Suli's death had something to do with it.

Originally posted by fangirl101
Final Crisis for the win. It's actually the day evil wins. And it's the Final crisis. meaning it's the last one. until superman shows up and swells darkseid's shit up again. your boy needs to put his hands up when he fights.

Originally posted by quanchi112
His mother was a *****,thats why.

It's still matricide.

Originally posted by Allankles
It's still matricide.

trust me if queen heggra was your mother you would want to kill her to she had a more evil mind than darkseid infact it was his mother that made him evil she mentally abused and controllred him in a maniputive way.

Originally posted by Allankles
It's still matricide. Again, darkseid is a jerk.

Originally posted by beast1234
trust me if queen heggra was your mother you would want to kill her to she had a more evil mind than darkseid infact it was his mother that made him evil she mentally abused and controllred him in a maniputive way.
Oh yeah because we know that his fathers side was such a good influence...

Originally posted by King Kandy
Oh yeah because we know that his fathers side was such a good influence...

yuga khan only appeared in 4 issue so we don't know how his personality is like

Originally posted by beast1234
yuga khan only appeared in 4 issue so we don't know how his personality is like Yuga Khan wasnt a gentle father or man. That I can assure you.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yuga Khan wasnt a gentle father or man. That I can assure you.

but they still more than meets the eye he stated to lar gand that he had no desire to rule the universe he said it did not interest me he wanted total knowledge of the univrese

Originally posted by psycho gundam
thanos quest for the win.

2 issues is all thanos needed to assume power over the universe.

He was spoon fed by TOAA, all he needed to do was follow directions.

Originally posted by The Great Galen
He was spoon fed by TOAA, all he needed to do was follow directions.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yuga Khan wasnt a gentle father or man. That I can assure you.

We dont know that and at least DS actually gets chicks...thanos can only get a date with a dead girl.

Originally posted by The Great Galen

He was spoon fed by TOAA, all he needed to do was follow directions.
Interesting, when the TOAA had absolutely nothing to do with Thanos acquiring the IG.

Are stairs still super effective against Darkseid?

Originally posted by TheBadguy
Are stairs still super effective against Darkseid?
I thought he was drugged or something.

Originally posted by Mr Master
Interesting, when the TOAA had absolutely nothing to do with Thanos acquiring the IG.

The IG retrieval wasn't anything special with regards to intellect. Neither was HOTU. Both were conveniently postitioned artifacts that just so happened to hold unlimited power. I really dislike those kind of deus ex machinas.

Originally posted by Allankles

The IG retrieval wasn't anything special with regards to intellect. Neither was HOTU. Both were conveniently postitioned artifacts that just so happened to hold unlimited power. I really dislike those kind of deus ex machinas.
I feel your opinion, but I was simply stating a fact,
TOAA had nothing to do with Thanos acquiring the IG.

Originally posted by TheBadguy
Are stairs still super effective against Darkseid?

Originally posted by fangirl101
I thought he was drugged or something.

Pretty much he lost his Omega Powers.

Originally posted by beast1234
but they still more than meets the eye he stated to lar gand that he had no desire to rule the universe he said it did not interest me he wanted total knowledge of the univrese I dont understand your post at all?Originally posted by The Great Galen
He was spoon fed by TOAA, all he needed to do was follow directions. TOAA had nothing to do with the Thanos quest. Nothing.Originally posted by The Great Galen


We dont know that and at least DS actually gets chicks...thanos can only get a date with a dead girl. Ds gets concubines nowadays while Thanos is currently with the personification of death. He has him beat there as well.

Originally posted by Allankles
The IG retrieval wasn't anything special with regards to intellect. Neither was HOTU. Both were conveniently postitioned artifacts that just so happened to hold unlimited power. I really dislike those kind of deus ex machinas. Did you even read the Thanos quest?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Did you even read the Thanos quest?

Most of it, a long time ago. The elders didn't even know the true nature of the gems and they are the ones that retrieved them, right? C'mon, Starlin wrote the lot of them like idiots, even the ones that appeared to have some brains like the In-betweener and the Gardener seemed to know less about their own abilities than Thanos.

Thanos quest is one of the reasons I don't much like Thanos' characterization. His playing field is much more shallow than Darkseid's, Darkseid doesn't have the privilege of clueless foes and all powerful artifacts lying about.

And to be fair I shouldn't be holding the shallowness of opposition against Thanos, that's Starlin's fault. Anyway, I just find it amusing when people keep dissing Darkseid when his actual oppostion has been much stiffer, and writers have actaully given his foes much more credit for their intelligence and initiative.

DS has to worry about a planet full of conspiring lackey's, High father and the new gens, Metron and his meddling, superman and company, the gaurdians and thier meddling, the quintessence, and more. If I were DS I'd pull my stone hair out.